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(LA Times)   I never thought that I would see a drone dispensing poetry   ( ) divider line 8
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2013-06-24 01:54:07 PM  
3 votes:
A man was out picking a thistle
When he heard a most ominous whistle
He squinted his eye
and looked up in the sky
Oh S**T, It's a Hellfire missile!
2013-06-24 01:49:19 PM  
2 votes:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're watching Al Qaeda
and also you, too.
2013-06-24 01:41:59 PM  
2 votes:
I think that I shall never see
a tree as lovely as a UAV
2013-06-24 01:35:30 PM  
2 votes:
by drone

Buz buz buz buz buzzzzz
buz buz

ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-24 02:16:32 PM  
1 vote:
a drone that upon crowds did rain
words that caused their eyeballs pain.
2013-06-24 02:00:16 PM  
1 vote:

dryknife: Or in other words, littering.

...and they all moved away from me on the bench...
2013-06-24 01:50:54 PM  
1 vote:
I think I heard this type of poetry before somewhere.... Ah! Remember! Its like a fine example of Vogon Poetry!


During a reading of the poem, four audience members died of internal hemorrhaging and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception.

Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning

    Putty. Putty. Putty.
    Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
    Grarmpitutty - Morning!
    Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
    Discovery..... Oh.
    Putty?..... Armpit?
    Armpit..... Putty.
    Not even a particularly
    Nice shade of green.
    As I lick my armpit and shall agree,
    That this putty is very well green.
Grunthos the Flatulent, a Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria.

With good memories of Douglas Adams
2013-06-24 01:43:16 PM  
1 vote:
Most poetry teachers do tend to drone on and on.
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