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(The Smoking Gun)   Thulsa Doom finally brought to justice... along with Angelina Jolie and a bunch of people with brightly colored hair   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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10296 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jun 2013 at 2:39 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-24 01:41:25 PM  
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Infidel defilers.  They shall all drown in lakes of blood.  Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.
 
2013-06-24 01:50:27 PM  
Denise Crosby's career really needs to get back on track

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2013-06-24 02:40:18 PM  
Leeloo Dallas MultipaAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!
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2013-06-24 02:44:33 PM  
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I would bet my next paycheck that this one would beast fark you in bed, then cut your throat for mentioning her sister
 
2013-06-24 02:45:33 PM  
And number 14

"I wonder why that girl in the holding cell is named fisty.....I guess I'll ask her about it tonight"
 
2013-06-24 02:46:43 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-24 02:48:14 PM  
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Giant body or tiny lil head?
 
2013-06-24 02:48:28 PM  
Steel is weak, boy. FLESH is Strong!
 
2013-06-24 02:49:12 PM  
Number 11 looks like she would be a lot of fun, right up to the point where the knife blade punctures your aorta.
 
2013-06-24 02:51:09 PM  
do you want to live forever?
 
2013-06-24 02:51:29 PM  
natural hair?

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seems legit.

/probably named Ra'Punzell
 
2013-06-24 02:52:57 PM  
I said, hey, Dirty, baby I got your money.

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2013-06-24 02:53:04 PM  

Rip Dashrock: Number 11 looks like she would be a lot of fun, right up to the point where the knife blade punctures your aorta.


They rarely stab you while you're boning them.  Keep laying them, stay alive
 
2013-06-24 02:55:52 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Leeloo Dallas MultipaAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!
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that person must be as rare as a unicorn... red hair and green eyes are NOT dominant genetic traits anywhere that I know of (doesn't appear to be of Irish lineage either...)
 
2013-06-24 02:56:52 PM  
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o.aolcdn.com
 
2013-06-24 02:57:29 PM  
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Mind if we dance wif yo' dates?

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Is that a pubic hair overlying her sternum?  Shouldn't it be labelled "NSFW"?
 
2013-06-24 02:59:15 PM  

Rip Dashrock: Number 11 looks like she would be a lot of fun, right up to the point where the knife blade punctures your aorta.


what exactly do you suppose occurred when she was "interfering with emergency communications"?
blowing the officer trying to radio in her info for a warrant check?
 
2013-06-24 03:00:50 PM  
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images4.static-bluray.com
 
2013-06-24 03:01:57 PM  
If you're looking for an experience, look no further. New York's hottest club is Trash. As you step through the stainless steel doors of this meat-packing hot spot, you'll be greeted by none other than Pierre the Muslim Elvis impersonator. This club has everything "clones, freaks, sneezing, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone, and anyone can get in. There's no password. At the door, just do the Cosby face.
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2013-06-24 03:03:10 PM  
2, 11, 12. Hose 'em off and bring them to me.
 
2013-06-24 03:04:11 PM  
Numbers 2, 11, and 12 are definitely guilty

of being HOT!
 
2013-06-24 03:05:36 PM  

qgogan: [i.qkme.me image 625x781]


GOLF CLAP!!!
 
2013-06-24 03:05:50 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com  encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com Penny, Penny, Penny
 
2013-06-24 03:07:27 PM  
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Okay, not Angelina but I'd still throw her bail.  Nice DSL and I'm not talking about internet bandwidth.
 
2013-06-24 03:07:38 PM  
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Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.


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2013-06-24 03:09:01 PM  

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I would bet my next paycheck that this one would beast fark you in bed, then cut your throat for mentioning her sister


I'll double that money and bet it is my first cousin's daughter.
 
2013-06-24 03:09:09 PM  
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www.hkcinemagic.com
 
2013-06-24 03:12:03 PM  
i266.photobucket.com

Just like tracing Cat 5 cables in the data center.
 
2013-06-24 03:18:18 PM  

Sofa King Smart: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x450]

Giant body or tiny lil head?


sunking.smugmug.com
 
2013-06-24 03:20:47 PM  
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topyaps.com
 
2013-06-24 03:20:54 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 512x640]

Just like tracing Cat 5 cables in the data center.


Well that certainly sent stuff through my nose at slow velocity!
 
2013-06-24 03:23:04 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 512x640]

Just like tracing Cat 5 cables in the data center.


Please label them this time.
 
2013-06-24 03:24:29 PM  
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2013-06-24 03:24:31 PM  
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www.zap2it.com
 
2013-06-24 03:25:02 PM  

LightGiver: Sofa King Smart: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x450]

Giant body or tiny lil head?

[sunking.smugmug.com image 600x278]


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-24 03:27:12 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 512x640]

Just like tracing Cat 5 cables in the data center.


LAWLS

Sofa King Smart: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x450]

Giant body or tiny lil head?


Good thing he's next, he's got a photoshoot at GQ

someone better get that reference
 
2013-06-24 03:27:17 PM  
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I told Mr. Jordan that some people like having the tag on their t shirts. He didn't have any right to take that away from us. Mister "million dollar jump shot" thinks just because he's a little uncomfortable, he can have the good people down at the Hanes factory do away with those tags. I like 'em! I like 'em so much, I wear them backwards so they tickle my throat. Sure, I can't do a commercial for the Hanes company like Mister Basketball but Not Baseball. "Loretta," the guys down at Hanes said, "We'd love to bring back the tag. You and the three other people who complained about the lack of tags are our core group of consumers. Why, you guys must buy 5 or ten shirts a year! But, as they say. Loretta, you have a face for radio and we don't do radio. Plus, Mr. Jordan would come down here and chump slap us if we brought back the tags. And we can't just lock him out 'cause you know he'd fly in through the second floor window anyways."

So I went over to Mr. Jordan's and they were right. He doesn't have any doors on the ground floor! He just jumps right up to the second floor! So I decided to protest there in front of his house. I pulled my extra large white t-shirt over my head so he could see the tag and started yelling "Tagger! Tagger! I'm a stupid Tagger!" Next thing I know, his security guards are beating on me and then the cops show up!

Anyhow, as soon as I get out on bail. I'm going to Charlie Sheen. He seems reasonable.
 
2013-06-24 03:28:07 PM  
Head On brand maxi pads with wings.
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2013-06-24 03:29:26 PM  
Arrested on a misdemeanor charge.
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Midemeanor?  Those choppers should be a farking felony!
 
2013-06-24 03:30:30 PM  
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2013-06-24 03:31:28 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

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2013-06-24 03:32:30 PM  

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Infidel defilers.  They shall all drown in lakes of blood.  Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.


Done in one.
 
2013-06-24 03:32:52 PM  
fozziewazzi

Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 512x640]

Just like tracing Cat 5 cables in the data center.

Please label them this time.


I did label them!

Cat5
Cat5
Cat5
Cat5
Cat5....

True but sad story
 
2013-06-24 03:36:51 PM  
I think the orange one was the friendly one.
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2013-06-24 03:40:04 PM  
 
2013-06-24 03:42:38 PM  
Number 10 looks transsexual and transracial. But probably still human.
 
2013-06-24 03:46:01 PM  
#11

 Dont you make that face at ME young lady!!! You're fixin' to get a SPANKING!!! ....oh yes....... quite the spanking....wheres my lotion
 
2013-06-24 03:55:24 PM  

          Arrested ForHarassment
sunking.smugmug.com

 
2013-06-24 03:55:31 PM  

OscarTamerz: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x611]

Okay, not Angelina but I'd still throw her bail.  Nice DSL and I'm not talking about internet bandwidth.



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This needs more love...
 
2013-06-24 04:05:50 PM  
Leeloo
"Auto Wash!"
 
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