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(CNN)   Berlusconi gets seven years for sex with underaged prostitute. First, isn't that kind of a long time to let this go on? Second, will she still be underaged after seven years?   (cnn.com) divider line 68
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2013-06-24 02:39:40 PM
That woman is underaged?  Good lord, imagine when she's 25.
 
2013-06-24 02:40:02 PM
Did you see the girl? Case dismissed
 
2013-06-24 02:42:35 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2013-06-24 02:43:09 PM
Ruby took more than her love to town.
 
2013-06-24 02:44:05 PM
Is that a "Did I nail that?" pose or a "Oh, I totally nailed that" pose?

And I don't blame him either.
 
2013-06-24 02:44:25 PM
BUSCARANDO!!!
¡¡¡¡¡DIGA ME!!!!!
 
2013-06-24 02:44:46 PM
Cowabunga dude.
 
2013-06-24 02:45:32 PM
I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.
 
2013-06-24 02:46:49 PM
After all the dodgy business deals and corruption scandals this guy has managed to avoid convictions for, and those are just the ones that made it to court, he gets nailed because he couldn't keep it in his pants.
 
2013-06-24 02:46:57 PM

Lord Dimwit: I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.


Was he corrupt, too? I just thought he was horny and had a penchant for young (and underage) women.
 
2013-06-24 02:47:12 PM
a) she looks like she's 40
b) he looks like Frankenstein's monster: eww.
 
2013-06-24 02:48:14 PM
www.bsatroop561.scoutlander.com
So I jump ship in France and make my way over to Italy and I get on as a fluffer at a place over in the romance cities .
Angie: A fluffer?
Carl: A fluffer, you know, a boner, a fluffer, a jerk. So, I tell them I'm a pro jerk, and who do you think they give me? Berlusconi , himself. Twelfth son of the Godfather. The silk suit, the grace, wrinkled yet...striking. So, I'm on the first orgy with him. I give him the KY, he hauls off and whacks one- big boner, Berlusconi - long, into a ten-year old underaged prostitute, right to the base of his shaft. And do you know what Berlusconi says? "Bunga Balunga...Bunga- Bunga Bagunga." So we finish the eighteenth whore and he's gonna stiff me too. And I say, "Hey, Berlusconi , hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive an eternal erection ." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
2013-06-24 02:48:54 PM
Guy won't see a day in jail.....this will be held up in appeal for so long.
 
2013-06-24 02:49:14 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-24 02:50:10 PM
How underage because seriously I'd guess that girl was older too
 
2013-06-24 02:51:02 PM
Having sex with an under-aged prostitute who looks 35 kind of defeats the purpose have having sex with an under-aged prostitute. Or so I'd imagine.
 
2013-06-24 02:51:30 PM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com

Why don't you have a seat over there for the next 7 years.
 
2013-06-24 02:51:46 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: How underage because seriously I'd guess that girl was older too


i'd guess she was 7.
 
2013-06-24 02:52:52 PM

Wellon Dowd: Having sex with an under-aged prostitute who looks 35 kind of defeats the purpose have having sex with an under-aged prostitute. Or so I'd imagine.


Kind of what I was thinking, I mean really if I want sex with a prostitute who looks underage, I'll get on backpage and find an underage prostitute

.....why's that van outside my office window?
 
2013-06-24 02:53:30 PM

Wellon Dowd: Having sex with an under-aged prostitute who looks 35 kind of defeats the purpose have having sex with an under-aged prostitute. Or so I'd imagine.


but you can't fit your penis in there without it causing "pain" that i keep hearing that children "experience"
 
2013-06-24 02:54:07 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
His entire defence was "But.. your Honor.. I mean, well LOOK!"
 
2013-06-24 02:54:39 PM

SurfaceTension: Lord Dimwit: I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.

Was he corrupt, too? I just thought he was horny and had a penchant for young (and underage) women.


Oh no, corrupt as all hell, the sex parties were just the icing on the cake.  This guy was basically the Rupert Murdoch of Italy who decided on day that he was tired of running things by proxy and just decided to take over himself
 
2013-06-24 02:54:59 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: but you can't fit your penis in there without it causing "pain" that i keep hearing that children "experience"


Anal, always the answer
 
2013-06-24 02:55:23 PM
We're joking about this now?  This guy is like the world's biggest pig, who's spent his life shiatting all over women and their rights in Italy.  He's also massively corrupt and pretty much does what he likes with few or no legal consequences.  Basically the kind of guy who makes his home country look like a total shiat hole in the international media.

I know.. lighten up Francis.
 
2013-06-24 02:56:25 PM

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 190x265]
His entire defence was "But.. your Honor.. I mean, well LOOK!"


i look like his WIFE!!
 
2013-06-24 02:56:54 PM
I'd be fun to hang out with him for a few months. It'd be like hanging with Nero or Caligula.
 
2013-06-24 02:58:27 PM

WhoopAssWayne: I'd be fun to hang out with him for a few months. It'd be like hanging with Nero or Caligula.


and the horse you rode in on
 
2013-06-24 02:59:18 PM

SurfaceTension: Lord Dimwit: I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.

Was he corrupt, too? I just thought he was horny and had a penchant for young (and underage) women.


The guy was charged with all sorts of crimes, including various Mafia-related crimes, and got out of a lot of them by proposing laws in the Italian Parliament controlled by his party that made the crimes he allegedly committed either not crimes retroactively, or shortened the statute of limitations such that he was no longer liable for trial. I mean, seriously corrupt.
 
2013-06-24 03:00:35 PM

Target Builder: After all the dodgy business deals and corruption scandals this guy has managed to avoid convictions for, and those are just the ones that made it to court, he gets nailed because he couldn't keep it in his pants.


Kind of like Capone being nailed on tax evasion.
 
2013-06-24 03:04:28 PM
i40.tinypic.com

If underaged is looking like this now, then we are all totally boned.
 
2013-06-24 03:04:51 PM
vsetke.ru

Jeez, she looks like a 40 year old housewife from Jersey! She's the 'heart stealer' and a high priced hooker in Italy? She's got hairy armpits for chrissake! Aren't European women supposed to be hotter? She must make up for it by being like a carnival ride in bed.

If she looks like that when she's under age the future is not looking rosy for Ruby. Make your money now because those looks are going really fast bambina.

Also, does she kinda look like Paul Stanley or is it just me?
 
2013-06-24 03:09:46 PM

illannoyin: [vsetke.ru image 506x653]

Also, does she kinda look like Paul Stanley or is it just me?


i.imgur.com
Just you.
 
2013-06-24 03:10:44 PM

Lord Dimwit: SurfaceTension: Lord Dimwit: I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.

Was he corrupt, too? I just thought he was horny and had a penchant for young (and underage) women.

The guy was charged with all sorts of crimes, including various Mafia-related crimes, and got out of a lot of them by proposing laws in the Italian Parliament controlled by his party that made the crimes he allegedly committed either not crimes retroactively, or shortened the statute of limitations such that he was no longer liable for trial. I mean, seriously corrupt.


Ah gotcha. Wow, that's pretty f'd up.
 
2013-06-24 03:14:48 PM
I can't imagine any situation where a US court would sentence an American President to any amount of time in jail.

He could literally go on a mass murdering spree dressed up like Sweettooth the clown from Twisted Metal, complete with rocket-launching ice cream truck and at the very most, he'd be sentenced to a sanitarium for long term treatment.
 
2013-06-24 03:18:13 PM
"It is absurd to suggest I have paid for a rapport with a woman. It is something I have never done, not even once in my life. It is something I find degrading to my dignity,"- 

Translation:  I'm all that.  It wouldn't be degrading for a woman to have sex with me under any circumstances.
 
2013-06-24 03:18:17 PM

Infernalist: I can't imagine any situation where a US court would sentence an American President to any amount of time in jail.

He could literally go on a mass murdering spree dressed up like Sweettooth the clown from Twisted Metal, complete with rocket-launching ice cream truck and at the very most, he'd be sentenced to a sanitarium for long term treatment.


well, as long as he did it in a country full of non-christian brown people.
 
2013-06-24 03:19:54 PM

illannoyin: Jeez, she looks like a 40 year old housewife from Jersey! She's the 'heart stealer' and a high priced hooker in Italy? She's got hairy armpits for chrissake! Aren't European women supposed to be hotter?


Almost the perfect troll job... almost.  The armpits immediately followed by the European query gave it all away though.

8.4/10
 
2013-06-24 03:20:39 PM

illannoyin: [vsetke.ru image 506x653]

Jeez, she looks like a 40 year old housewife from Jersey! She's the 'heart stealer' and a high priced hooker in Italy? She's got hairy armpits for chrissake! Aren't European women supposed to be hotter? She must make up for it by being like a carnival ride in bed.


She Moroccan. You can tell by the mole.

/bunga bunga bunga bunga bunga bunga bunga
 
2013-06-24 03:24:46 PM

illannoyin: does she kinda look like Paul Stanley or is it just me?


I don't know. Do you look like Paul Stanley?
 
2013-06-24 03:32:14 PM
Lord Dimwit:   SurfaceTension: Lord Dimwit: I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.

Was he corrupt, too? I just thought he was horny and had a penchant for young (and underage) women.

The guy was charged with all sorts of crimes, including various Mafia-related crimes, and got out of a lot of them by proposing laws in the Italian Parliament controlled by his party that made the crimes he allegedly committed either not crimes retroactively, or shortened the statute of limitations such that he was no longer liable for trial. I mean, seriously corrupt.


My Italian friends (the authentic sort, not the ones who immigrated to New Jersey) seemed largely "meh" about his sex parties and the fact he was sleeping with some underage tart.  They said he could have kept sleeping with whomever, the problem was his handling of corruption and the economy.

So that said, I'm surprised they bothered busting him on this.  Maybe they couldn't get him on the big stuff, so they got him on this.
 
2013-06-24 03:32:43 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 297x354]

If underaged is looking like this now, then we are all totally boned.


she's 4
 
2013-06-24 03:34:59 PM
Or this could have happened while he was in office earlier on say like 8 years ago, and she was barely underage then.  So say 17ish (probably not to  young to get married but probably to young to be a sex worker though I don't know italian law.) then, add 8 years and she's 25 now in a current photo, its a mature 25 but not all that bad especially if she's been having lots of fun wild sex alcohol and drug fuel parties.
 
2013-06-24 03:35:25 PM

SirEattonHogg: Lord Dimwit:   SurfaceTension: Lord Dimwit: I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.

Was he corrupt, too? I just thought he was horny and had a penchant for young (and underage) women.

The guy was charged with all sorts of crimes, including various Mafia-related crimes, and got out of a lot of them by proposing laws in the Italian Parliament controlled by his party that made the crimes he allegedly committed either not crimes retroactively, or shortened the statute of limitations such that he was no longer liable for trial. I mean, seriously corrupt.

My Italian friends (the authentic sort, not the ones who immigrated to New Jersey) seemed largely "meh" about his sex parties and the fact he was sleeping with some underage tart.  They said he could have kept sleeping with whomever, the problem was his handling of corruption and the economy.

So that said, I'm surprised they bothered busting him on this.  Maybe they couldn't get him on the big stuff, so they got him on this.


Yeah, like someone said upthread - I think this is an Al Capone-tax evasion kinda thing.
 
2013-06-24 03:38:16 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: i40.tinypic.com image 297x354]

If underaged is looking like this now, then we are all totally boned.


Let me say that she personifies the saying - "The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long."

And this chick's expiration date is coming up real fast.
 
2013-06-24 03:39:11 PM
I didn't realize Eva Mendes used to be a prostitute.

vsetke.ru

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2013-06-24 03:41:41 PM

Lord Dimwit: SirEattonHogg: Lord Dimwit:   SurfaceTension: Lord Dimwit: I'm amazed that a former Prime Minister was able to be found guilty or even brought to trial. I wish things like that would happen in the United States. Far too few high officials in this country have ever seen the inside of a courtroom.

Also, Berlusconi is a corrupt bastard and I'm glad to see him answering for at least some of his crimes.

Was he corrupt, too? I just thought he was horny and had a penchant for young (and underage) women.

The guy was charged with all sorts of crimes, including various Mafia-related crimes, and got out of a lot of them by proposing laws in the Italian Parliament controlled by his party that made the crimes he allegedly committed either not crimes retroactively, or shortened the statute of limitations such that he was no longer liable for trial. I mean, seriously corrupt.

My Italian friends (the authentic sort, not the ones who immigrated to New Jersey) seemed largely "meh" about his sex parties and the fact he was sleeping with some underage tart.  They said he could have kept sleeping with whomever, the problem was his handling of corruption and the economy.

So that said, I'm surprised they bothered busting him on this.  Maybe they couldn't get him on the big stuff, so they got him on this.

Yeah, like someone said upthread - I think this is an Al Capone-tax evasion kinda thing.


Actually, no. Berlusoni has a number of legal issues to occupy him.
http://www.thejournal.ie/silvio-berlusconi-trials-cases-details-9640 99 -Jun2013/
 
2013-06-24 03:45:02 PM
I must admit that I do like that a precedent has at last been set for moving directly from political office to prison. If on;y we could make that universal the world would be a far better place.
 
2013-06-24 03:48:51 PM
I wouldn't have thought she was underage.

/having a seat
//over there
 
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2013-06-24 03:59:22 PM

Gordon Bennett: I must admit that I do like that a precedent has at last been set for moving directly from political office to prison. If on;y we could make that universal the world would be a far better place.


talkingpointsmemo.com

Would like a word...
 
2013-06-24 04:02:45 PM
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