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(Twitter)   Washington DC's National Zoo has lost a red panda. NSA, CIA think it may be on flight to Russia   (twitter.com) divider line 55
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2013-06-24 01:23:45 PM  
WOLVERINES!!!!!
 
2013-06-24 01:24:33 PM  
Someone maybe thought he was a really big kitty and took him home. Also, d'awwww
 
2013-06-24 01:25:16 PM  
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH..."

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-24 01:26:45 PM  
Wolf Blitzer is reporting that his source with the Boston PD has captured the missing Panda.
 
2013-06-24 01:27:07 PM  
images.amazon.com
 
2013-06-24 01:27:14 PM  
If I find him, I keep him.
 
2013-06-24 01:28:24 PM  
www.freewebs.com

Did you look behind the fridge? If you lose something it's nearly always there.
 
2013-06-24 01:28:48 PM  
Meanwhile, in Bethesda, someone with a hangover is just rolling out of bed and realizing that the rabid raccoon dream might not have been a dream at all.
 
2013-06-24 01:29:28 PM  
What red pandas may look like:

images.sodahead.com

www.knoxville-zoo.org

cdn2.arkive.org


all pics are borrowed
 
2013-06-24 01:29:53 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-24 01:30:51 PM  
Probably decided to catch the Red Line to Gallery Place/Chinatown and got a little too close to the third rail.

/Kentucky Fried Panda
//It's finger-Lingling good
///slashies come in threes
 
2013-06-24 01:31:32 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: What red pandas may look like:

[images.sodahead.com image 620x400]

[www.knoxville-zoo.org image 800x543]

[cdn2.arkive.org image 650x433]


all pics are borrowed


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-24 01:32:29 PM  
CNN is reporting a second panda has just hit the north tower.
 
2013-06-24 01:33:22 PM  
He is probably raising hell in Gaithersburg with the black bear thats on the lose.
 
2013-06-24 01:33:34 PM  
Keep an eye on the statuary. His thumb has to get tired sometime.
 
2013-06-24 01:33:58 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: What red pandas may look like:

[images.sodahead.com image 620x400]

[www.knoxville-zoo.org image 800x543]

[cdn2.arkive.org image 650x433]


all pics are borrowed


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-24 01:34:14 PM  
i.imgur.com

Obligatory.
 
2013-06-24 01:34:21 PM  
Master Shifu unavailable for comment.
 
2013-06-24 01:35:12 PM  
I went to the Atlanta zoo Saturday. I was all primed to see the red pandas. They were off exhibit. I only got to see regualar giant pandas.
There was no mention as to why they were not there..I wonder what happened to them.
 
2013-06-24 01:35:14 PM  
Somebody probably stoles him. LOL
 
2013-06-24 01:36:04 PM  
It's causing pandamonium.
 
2013-06-24 01:36:41 PM  
img195.imageshack.us

^ Found it!
 
2013-06-24 01:38:27 PM  
Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of farking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-farking-spicuous now, is it?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-24 01:41:05 PM  
National zoo killed the last red panda and now lost this new one. China please stop giving the national zoo your extra red pandas.

/Was there two weeks ago and didn't see it
//Zoo said it doesn't like warm weather and, was sleeping inside
///Sure it was I, bet they lost/killed it two weeks ago
 
2013-06-24 01:41:31 PM  

uncleacid: It's causing pandamonium.


That's the first word that came to my mind!
 
2013-06-24 01:42:52 PM  

Pick13: National zoo killed the last red panda and now lost this new one. China please stop giving the national zoo your extra red pandas.

/Was there two weeks ago and didn't see it
//Zoo said it doesn't like warm weather and, was sleeping inside
///Sure it was I, bet they lost/killed it two weeks ago


not sure you understand that red panda and giant panda are not the same panda
 
2013-06-24 01:44:24 PM  
From the Washington Post:

Rusty, who is less than a year old and is about the size of a raccoon, was not seen in his enclosure at 7:30 a.m. Monday, and the zoo sounded a "Code Green" alert for an escaped animal at 8 a.m.

That was around the time the news started reporting that Snowden wasn't on the flight from Moscow to Havana?

Clearly they were working together.
 
2013-06-24 01:44:57 PM  
Geez, I bet someone mistook it for a raccoon and had animal control come out and take it back to the shelter to euthanize it and test it for rabies.  Hell, it does look like a really weird farking raccoon which in DC means its rabid.
 
2013-06-24 01:45:34 PM  
My wife has been threatening to steal Rusty for a couple of years now.  Maybe she finally did it.
 
2013-06-24 01:46:00 PM  

ManRay: I went to the Atlanta zoo Saturday. I was all primed to see the red pandas. They were off exhibit. I only got to see regualar giant pandas.
There was no mention as to why they were not there..I wonder what happened to them.


The zoo director probably took them home.

www.thefilmpilgrim.com
 
2013-06-24 01:46:50 PM  
 
2013-06-24 01:46:52 PM  
I was just there this weekend. Maybe my niece took it.
 
2013-06-24 01:48:48 PM  
I saw on a special about them that some people believe their tails cure erectile dysfunction.  So maybe Donald Trump paid the zoo 5 million dollars for the red panda to cure his ED?
 
2013-06-24 01:51:29 PM  
PANDA WATCH! The mood is tense.
www.epiphanysearch.co.uk
I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Rusty is missing right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
 
2013-06-24 01:52:34 PM  

FullMetalPanda: I saw on a special about them that some people believe their tails cure erectile dysfunction.  So maybe Donald Trump paid the zoo 5 million dollars for the red panda to cure his ED?


That's just an urban legend people with screennames like FullMetalPanda spread to make pandas sound awesome.
 
2013-06-24 01:54:34 PM  

ariseatex: FullMetalPanda: I saw on a special about them that some people believe their tails cure erectile dysfunction.  So maybe Donald Trump paid the zoo 5 million dollars for the red panda to cure his ED?

That's just an urban legend people with screennames like FullMetalPanda spread to make pandas sound awesome.


What do they do, lick your twig and berries??
 
2013-06-24 01:59:59 PM  
Probably escaped to join a pro bending team as their mascot.
 
2013-06-24 02:19:24 PM  

Dinobot: Probably escaped to join a pro bending team as their mascot.


A Legend of Korra reference? We're better than this, fark.
 
2013-06-24 02:23:46 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: [i.imgur.com image 600x600]

Obligatory.


"Kung Fu Panda 3: Power Flows From The Barrel of AWESOMENESS"
 
2013-06-24 02:26:29 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Somebody probably stoles him. LOL


Someone stole a squirrel monkey from our local zoo. It was returned when they realised squirrel monkeys are little psycho bastards that shiat everywhere.
 
2013-06-24 02:31:25 PM  

zedster: Pick13: National zoo killed the last red panda and now lost this new one. China please stop giving the national zoo your extra red pandas.

/Was there two weeks ago and didn't see it
//Zoo said it doesn't like warm weather and, was sleeping inside
///Sure it was I, bet they lost/killed it two weeks ago

not sure you understand that red panda and giant panda are not the same panda


Wrong the Zoo killed two of them a decade ago
 
2013-06-24 02:34:30 PM  
Cancel his passport and catch him before he gets a chance to get to Ecuador!
 
2013-06-24 02:38:17 PM  
http://dcist.com/2013/06/missing_red_p anda_spotted_in_adams.php

Panda recovered. With horrifying pics of rampaging panda.
 
2013-06-24 02:40:08 PM  
Red pandas are one of the most adorable animals on the planet.
 
2013-06-24 02:42:10 PM  
 
2013-06-24 02:43:14 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Red pandas are one of the most adorable animals on the planet.


Seconded.
 
2013-06-24 02:45:43 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
I'm surprised rats didn't eat him. They hide out in the tall foliage like he's going thru.
 
2013-06-24 02:49:55 PM  

Walker: [pbs.twimg.com image 671x595]
I'm surprised rats didn't eat him. They hide out in the tall foliage like he's going thru.


He's lucky it wasn't 2 AM or some drunk asshole would have started a fight with him.
 
2013-06-24 02:52:02 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Walker: [pbs.twimg.com image 671x595]
I'm surprised rats didn't eat him. They hide out in the tall foliage like he's going thru.

He's lucky it wasn't 2 AM or some drunk asshole would have started a fight with him.


He might have been shot too. Bars on windows. Always a sign of a safe neighborhood.
 
2013-06-24 03:06:08 PM  

nekulor: Dinobot: Probably escaped to join a pro bending team as their mascot.

A Legend of Korra reference? We're better than this, fark.


You make me sad, because I have this shirt:

sanshee.com
 
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