jfivealive: If the person in front of you reclines their seat, you recline yours.
enik: There is no site that has whinier pussy 'journOlists' than Slate./dnrtfa
cs30109: The seats are made to recline. Everyone is ENTITLED to use their reclining seats during the portion of the flight where that is permitted. The end.
jshine: "History's greatest monsters"? -- well I suppose an implicit Godwin is better than an explicit one.
Ambitwistor: jfivealive: If the person in front of you reclines their seat, you recline yours.That didn't work for me when I was in the last row in non-reclining seats. I'll never reserve those again ...
Diogenes: Yeah, I'm sure you were suffocated by the loss of those three inches. Do you farking sit with your head against the seat in front of you?The trays adjust. You should, too. Or take a Xanax and STFU.
Walker: cs30109: The seats are made to recline. Everyone is ENTITLED to use their reclining seats during the portion of the flight where that is permitted. The end.You are not entitled to take away my space, which I paid for, which you are doing when you recline. I don't need your head in my lap. You're not my type.
Holy shiat....what kind of a passive aggressive biatch or asshole would hand out one of these?This is a Knee Defender™ Courtesy Card™
I am using Knee Defender. Knee Defender is a small plastic device that helps me protect myself by limiting how much the seat in front of me can recline. I wanted to let you know about this and provide the following information:___ Unfortunately, my legs are so long that if you recline your seat at all it would immediately bang into my knees.___ As best I can estimate, you could recline your seat about ____ inches without banging into my knees. If you would like to recline your seat this much at some point during the flight, please let me know and I will adjust my Knee Defender so that is possible.___ If you would like to recline your seat at some point during the flight, please let me know and I will try to adjust myself and my Knee Defender so that it can be done safely.I realize that this may be an inconvenience. If so, I hope you will complain to the airline. Maybe working together we can convince the airlines to provide enough space between rows so that people can recline their seats without banging into other passengers.* Thank you for your understanding.
Jument: I'm 5'10" with long legs. My knees are not even close to the seat in front of me. Anyone who says they don't have room for their knees has an impossible physique or slouches like a mofo
Diogenes: cs30109: The seats are made to recline. Everyone is ENTITLED to use their reclining seats during the portion of the flight where that is permitted. The end.Some still have ashtrays in the arms. So I can smoke now?
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