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(Toronto Star) Video "I believe in"... Blue Jays recreate Bull Durham speech   (thestar.com) divider line 13
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2013-06-24 01:41:21 PM
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

It seems they left out a few parts...
 
2013-06-24 02:57:50 PM
An average Jays fan.

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2013-06-24 03:08:44 PM

Wellon Dowd: An average Jays fan.

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The guy on her left has a smug "I'd stick it in her pooper, eh" look
 
2013-06-24 03:10:37 PM
they forgot the cock and the pussy, and that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
 
2013-06-24 03:16:48 PM

Wellon Dowd: An average Jays fan.

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Does a picture of her exist where she doesn't look absolutely adorable?
 
2013-06-24 03:27:57 PM

Wellon Dowd: An average Jays fan.


I thought she was a giants fan? Still my fanboiness grows with each pic seemingly.

Too bad they were clearly reading the lines. Nice that they had janssen close it though. It's a shame he won't be an all star
 
2013-06-24 03:31:06 PM
As a Jays fan, I was thinking I'd have all the time in the world to get tickets for late July games when the family and I will be up there, but now I am thinking I might have to get tix early. Suddenly there are crowds at the games.
 
2013-06-24 04:22:14 PM

Arcanra: As a Jays fan, I was thinking I'd have all the time in the world to get tickets for late July games when the family and I will be up there, but now I am thinking I might have to get tix early. Suddenly there are crowds at the games.


An 11 game winning streak will do that.
 
2013-06-24 04:28:00 PM
Who's laughing now, Shea Hillenbrand?  Sink this!
 
2013-06-24 04:55:09 PM
Lolligaggers
 
2013-06-24 06:50:04 PM

Crewmannumber6: they forgot the cock and the pussy, and that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.


They got the Oswald line in there.

/Call me "Nuke".
 
2013-06-24 10:13:43 PM
Unfortunately it wont play on either Chrome or FIrefox for me. Oh well. I would get a chuckle at the Jays pitchers "I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter."

The pitchers on an AL team that was the last to remove the AstroTurf and the first of two to have the modern AstroTurf.
 
2013-06-24 11:05:15 PM
I believe in Susan Sarandon's tits.
 
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