encyclopediaplushuman: FTFA Mr Bobbitt, 46, went on to make a full recovery, has since slept with around 70 women - even worked as a porn star - and is now a devout Christian and hoping to marry for the third time.Well that's an American Christain™ for you. Sticks dick in crazy, crazy bites back, gets world-class medical care, heals, becomes a sex-based lifestyle, and now tries to marry after becoming religious.
Cythraul: I wonder if he does any kinky sex-play involving his reattached penis? "Go ahead baby, lick the scar."
skinink: No matter how his life turned out, I'm not adding to my Bucket List, "Get penis sliced off and re-attached".
The My Little Pony Killer: His violent days are behind him now that he found god? Highly, highly doubt that. Pretty sure this just means he's still violent, but that it's okay because god forgives him for it each and every time now.
doubled99: PocketNinja It sounds like he's every bit the well-grounded, decent, respectable human being he's always been. Not an attention whoring bone in his body.Uh...He got his penis cut off. This event excuses almost any kind of insane or even violent behavior, much less a little publicity whoring.
SpaceAgeTomato: it was only three weeks after the op that he began to feel a tingling sensation in his re-attached penis.He was so excited by it, he called his mother.Can you imagine the conversation? "Mommy, Mommy, my penis is tingling!"
doubled99: well, he got his penis cut off BECAUSE he was violentHmmm, and I thought it was because his wife was batshiat crazy.
Ned Stark: Shaddap Theon, no one cares.
flyinglizard: I've had my penis whacked off. I found it rather enjoyable.
darth_badger: it could have been worse ...[img.fark.net image 169x300][img.fark.net image 738x738]
cwheelie: "...says his violent days are behind him as he has now found god." It's one of the minor gods, lower case g. They are much more relaxed about such things.
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