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(Daily Mail)   "Having my penis sliced off really improved my love life"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-06-24 11:30:25 AM
It sounds like he's every bit the well-grounded, decent, respectable human being he's always been. Not an attention whoring bone in his body.
 
2013-06-24 11:30:33 AM
I wonder if he does any kinky sex-play involving his reattached penis? "Go ahead baby, lick the scar."
 
2013-06-24 11:38:28 AM
I also wonder how often, over the past decade or two, he's woken up in a cold sweat thinking about the million dollars Howard Stern offered him to just show his reattached penis. Good thing he turned that money down, seeing as how he launched such a lucrative porn career only a few years later.
 
2013-06-24 11:57:29 AM
I saw Frankenpenis once. It was disturbing.
 
2013-06-24 12:01:16 PM
All he lost was the first half foot ...
 
2013-06-24 12:01:35 PM
You know, I think I'm going to give my way a try for a few more decades.  Then maybe I'll consider slicing it off.
 
2013-06-24 12:01:44 PM
FTFA  Mr Bobbitt, 46, went on to make a full recovery, has since slept with around 70 women - even worked as a porn star - and is now a devout Christian and hoping to marry for the third time.

Well that's an American Christain™ for you. Sticks dick in crazy, crazy bites back, gets world-class medical care, heals, becomes a sex-based lifestyle, and now tries to marry after becoming religious.
 
2013-06-24 12:01:45 PM
i can't watch this shiat.  not even while on datura.
 
2013-06-24 12:01:53 PM
www.biography.com

"Would men do this?"


/apparently, yes
 
2013-06-24 12:02:41 PM
Didn't someone write a song about him?
 
2013-06-24 12:03:45 PM
I discovered having my penis *sucked* off really improved my sex life.
 
2013-06-24 12:03:50 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: FTFA  Mr Bobbitt, 46, went on to make a full recovery, has since slept with around 70 women - even worked as a porn star - and is now a devout Christian and hoping to marry for the third time.

Well that's an American Christain™ for you. Sticks dick in crazy, crazy bites back, gets world-class medical care, heals, becomes a sex-based lifestyle, and now tries to marry after becoming religious.


Are you talking about St Augustine or John Wayne Bobbit?
 
2013-06-24 12:04:07 PM
. . .  said no man ever . . . . wait, what?
 
2013-06-24 12:04:31 PM
Hmm.. He's had a wife and a fiancee since then and he's beaten them both. Odds that he'll beat the current one?

This happened back in the old Usenet days before fark. alt.lorena.bobbitt.chop.chop.chop was quickly newgrouped.
 
2013-06-24 12:04:36 PM
i never jump in bed with another woman without them sawing off my balls first
 
2013-06-24 12:04:50 PM
No matter how his life turned out, I'm not adding to my Bucket List, "Get penis sliced off and re-attached".
 
2013-06-24 12:07:15 PM

Cythraul: I wonder if he does any kinky sex-play involving his reattached penis? "Go ahead baby, lick the scar."


Its the "How-Far-To-Go" line.
 
2013-06-24 12:07:33 PM

skinink: No matter how his life turned out, I'm not adding to my Bucket List, "Get penis sliced off and re-attached".


don't be so closed minded
 
2013-06-24 12:10:07 PM
His violent days are behind him now that he found god? Highly, highly doubt that. Pretty sure this just means he's still violent, but that it's okay because god forgives him for it each and every time now.
 
2013-06-24 12:14:58 PM
What about in the article when he said the first thing he did after he starting gettiing sensation in his penis

"He was so excited by it, he called his mother"
 
2013-06-24 12:19:24 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: His violent days are behind him now that he found god? Highly, highly doubt that. Pretty sure this just means he's still violent, but that it's okay because god forgives him for it each and every time now.


violence never got me a free Big Mac or Deluxe Quarter Pounder w/ cheese
 
2013-06-24 12:23:18 PM
I thought he was going to become a preacher

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.
.

At a church without an organ.

/rimshot
 
2013-06-24 12:23:58 PM
PocketNinja It sounds like he's every bit the well-grounded, decent, respectable human being he's always been. Not an attention whoring bone in his body.


Uh...He got his penis cut off. This event  excuses almost any kind of insane or even violent behavior, much less a little publicity whoring.
 
2013-06-24 12:24:15 PM
He had been out drinking with friends in Virginia and came home to his then-wife Lorena. They started to row.

They had a boat in the house?
 
2013-06-24 12:25:16 PM
it was only three weeks after the op that he began to feel a tingling sensation in his re-attached penis.
He was so excited by it, he called his mother.


Can you imagine the conversation? "Mommy, Mommy, my penis is tingling!"
 
2013-06-24 12:26:22 PM

doubled99: PocketNinja It sounds like he's every bit the well-grounded, decent, respectable human being he's always been. Not an attention whoring bone in his body.


Uh...He got his penis cut off. This event  excuses almost any kind of insane or even violent behavior, much less a little publicity whoring.


well, he got his penis cut off BECAUSE he was violent
 
2013-06-24 12:27:52 PM
Shaddap Theon, no one cares.
 
2013-06-24 12:30:35 PM

SpaceAgeTomato: it was only three weeks after the op that he began to feel a tingling sensation in his re-attached penis.
He was so excited by it, he called his mother.

Can you imagine the conversation? "Mommy, Mommy, my penis is tingling!"


img.fark.net

"I think it moved."
 
2013-06-24 12:31:27 PM
well, he got his penis cut off BECAUSE he was violent

Hmmm, and I thought it was because his wife was batshiat crazy.
 
2013-06-24 12:32:35 PM
That penis really tied the room together.
 
2013-06-24 12:33:20 PM

doubled99: well, he got his penis cut off BECAUSE he was violent

Hmmm, and I thought it was because his wife was batshiat crazy.


perhaps but I don't think he would have gotten his head chopped off if he hadn't been smacking her around
 
2013-06-24 12:33:49 PM

Ned Stark: Shaddap Theon, no one cares.


Look who's talking! He outlived you and sacked your castle, man.
 
2013-06-24 12:35:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-24 12:37:32 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: His violent days are behind him now that he found god? Highly, highly doubt that. Pretty sure this just means he's still violent, but that it's okay because god forgives him for it each and every time now.


His middle name is Wayne.  43 dead hookers found buried in his basement in 5...4...3...
 
2013-06-24 12:38:47 PM
Not mentioned: Gay for pay.
 
2013-06-24 12:39:47 PM
it could have been worse ...

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-24 12:41:37 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-24 12:45:13 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This image is the  reductio ad absurdumof the human race.
 
2013-06-24 12:46:25 PM
So they called out the penis search and rescue team?
 
2013-06-24 12:46:30 PM
   He can relate:
i500.listal.com
 
2013-06-24 12:47:47 PM
I've had my penis whacked off. I found it rather enjoyable.
 
2013-06-24 12:50:40 PM
I saw his "porno" when I was younger it was very sad. Kinda hooked to the side with a scar and didnt reall get up. But about ten years ago I met Lorena Bobbit at a work function she seemed nice. Wasent going to piss her off or anything.
 
2013-06-24 01:00:33 PM

flyinglizard: I've had my penis whacked off. I found it rather enjoyable.


but it's still there

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-06-24 01:16:17 PM
Good thing they didn't have a Disposal.
 
2013-06-24 01:23:46 PM
FTA: "He has since slept with 70 women, starred in porn films, plans to marry his third wife..."

"...says his violent days are behind him as he has now found god."


o_0
 
2013-06-24 01:25:52 PM

darth_badger: it could have been worse ...

[img.fark.net image 169x300]

[img.fark.net image 738x738]


Wow, enjoy the aisle seat...
 
2013-06-24 01:40:17 PM
"...says his violent days are behind him as he has now found god."

 It's one of the minor gods, lower case g. They are much more relaxed about such things.
Graduate of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion H.S.
 
2013-06-24 01:42:52 PM
From those photos, it appears she also shaved a few inches off his nose as well.
 
2013-06-24 01:49:44 PM
Hey, has anyone mentioned the guy who got his wang chopped off on that show with the knights and the dragons?
 
2013-06-24 01:53:44 PM

cwheelie: "...says his violent days are behind him as he has now found god."

 It's one of the minor gods, lower case g. They are much more relaxed about such things.


It must be the Jewish God. That's what you suddenly find if your penis gets cut.
 
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