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(Bitten and Bound)   Adam Levine's new 'SI' beach companion tweeted about her full body wax before their Los Cabos vaca. #badbiatch #itsseriousman #readysetgo   (bittenandbound.com ) divider line
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2013-06-24 01:20:22 PM  
Let's see....we have spies, global warming, weather anomolies, presidential scandals, and a lot more.

But this tops all of them.  Real news.  Adam Levines latest bang gets a wax job.

/stay classy fark
 
2013-06-24 01:27:51 PM  
http://www.theonion.com/articles/world-health-organization-not-sure-h o w-but-adam-le,32899/

Seeing how his new fragrance kills the MERS virus he gets a pass from me.
 
2013-06-24 01:31:29 PM  
I appreciate them telling me who this guy was in the article because I had no idea.

Now I know who he is and that he's on vacation. Informed, I am!
 
2013-06-24 01:37:32 PM  
This may be the worst headline ever.
 
2013-06-24 01:40:43 PM  
Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.
 
2013-06-24 01:46:13 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.


Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.
 
2013-06-24 01:47:14 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.


middle-age?  go home and grab your shinebox whilst getting off my lawn!
 
2013-06-24 01:52:39 PM  

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.


Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.
 
2013-06-24 01:54:30 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.



Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?
 
2013-06-24 02:01:10 PM  
Hate the game: don't hate the player.
 
2013-06-24 02:03:37 PM  

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.


Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?


The icy tendrils of death which creep ever closer to his cold black heart.
 
2013-06-24 02:07:06 PM  

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.


Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?


PizzaJedi81: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.


Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?

The icy tendrils of death which creep ever closer to his cold black heart.


I love both of you, you're hilarious. Naturally, you'll never ever go to a doctor or use any kind of technology to live longer, yes?

What I'm afraid of? Diminishing physical and mental faculties. Decline of every sense, all the while knowing it has nothing to do with any physical property of atoms, it's just a program.

But that's a good thing, except when it will happen to the species, then we must pull out all the stops to prevent it, right?
 
2013-06-24 02:09:25 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: I love both of you, you're hilarious.


I was being deliberately melodramatic.

What I'm afraid of is Alzheimer's, in any form. While I know that it affects, unless it's effects, more women than men, both my great-grandmother and grandma had/have it. So, right there with ya on the whole diminishing mental faculties thing.
 
2013-06-24 02:17:28 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Quantum Apostrophe: I love both of you, you're hilarious.

I was being deliberately melodramatic.

What I'm afraid of is Alzheimer's, in any form. While I know that it affects, unless it's effects, more women than men, both my great-grandmother and grandma had/have it. So, right there with ya on the whole diminishing mental faculties thing.


My friend's parents both got it around the same time. In the space of a year they had to be placed into a hospice and then one of them got kidney disease and had a will that said to not try anything. So I know what aging is. I can't understand anyone who ignores aging as the horror it is.

Aging is a horror. I don't understand why people worship aging so much. They can always get progeria if they think aging is so great.

"While I know that it affects, unless it's effects, more women than men, "

With sentences like that, I'd go for early screening.

/Just kidding
 
2013-06-24 02:20:07 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: I love both of you, you're hilarious. Naturally, you'll never ever go to a doctor or use any kind of technology to live longer, yes?

What I'm afraid of? Diminishing physical and mental faculties. Decline of every sense, all the while knowing it has nothing to do with any physical property of atoms, it's just a program.

But that's a good thing, except when it will happen to the species, then we must pull out all the stops to prevent it, right?


Seriously, go smoke a doob and read  Phaedo.
 
2013-06-24 02:25:23 PM  
I came in here expecting pictures of the girl in her underpants....
 
2013-06-24 02:25:53 PM  
isn't this guy's 15 minutes up after bad-mouthing our great country?
 
2013-06-24 02:30:57 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: PizzaJedi81: Quantum Apostrophe: I love both of you, you're hilarious.

I was being deliberately melodramatic.

What I'm afraid of is Alzheimer's, in any form. While I know that it affects, unless it's effects, more women than men, both my great-grandmother and grandma had/have it. So, right there with ya on the whole diminishing mental faculties thing.

My friend's parents both got it around the same time. In the space of a year they had to be placed into a hospice and then one of them got kidney disease and had a will that said to not try anything. So I know what aging is. I can't understand anyone who ignores aging as the horror it is.

Aging is a horror. I don't understand why people worship aging so much. They can always get progeria if they think aging is so great.

"While I know that it affects, unless it's effects, more women than men, "

With sentences like that, I'd go for early screening.

/Just kidding


Fine, then let me ask you one simple question.

Assuming you are able to be eternally young, what the fark are you going to do with that gift?  What are you going to accomplish with it?  Because nothing you've said dissuades me from my impression of you as a cowardly, selfish, hedonist.
 
2013-06-24 02:31:37 PM  

911Jenny: I came in here expecting pictures of the girl in her underpants....


Here to do god's work for you


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

i452.photobucket.com

/links, they are hot
 
2013-06-24 02:31:51 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.


Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?

PizzaJedi81: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.


Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?

The icy tendrils of death which creep ever closer to his cold black heart.

I love both of you, you're hilarious. Naturally, you'll never ever go to a doctor or use any kind of technology to live longer, yes?

What I'm afraid of? Diminishing physical and mental faculties. Decline of every sense, all the while knowing it has nothing to do with any physical property of atoms, it's just a program.

But that's a good thing, except when it will happen to the species, then we must pull out all the stops to prevent it, right?


It's one half plus seven, so anyone below 24 is a little shady for a 34 year old. And lets face it, in this day and age girls don't become women until their mid 20's and realize they aren't precious little things anymore.
 
2013-06-24 02:32:02 PM  

911Jenny: I came in here expecting pictures of the girl in her underpants....


3.bp.blogspot.com

Like this?
 
2013-06-24 02:32:05 PM  

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.


Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?



50 is middle-aged. 40 is just "meh."
 
2013-06-24 02:35:34 PM  
Or split the difference:
    The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the standard diagnostic manual of the American Psychiatric Association, used to define middle age as 40-60, but as of Edition IV (1994) revised the definition upwards to 45-65.
 
2013-06-24 02:40:05 PM  

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.


40 is middle-aged.  I'm 37 and I'm not ready to be called middle-aged yet.

Especially after my divorce is final.
 
2013-06-24 02:43:30 PM  
why is she waxing before a cow
 
2013-06-24 02:51:29 PM  

FrancoFile: Assuming you are able to be eternally young, what the fark are you going to do with that gift? What are you going to accomplish with it? Because nothing you've said dissuades me from my impression of you as a cowardly, selfish, hedonist.


The same you accomplished today. What's wrong with that? And is anyone who benefits from technology a cowardly hedonist according to you?

Is a species that wants to use technology to bypass evolution/death asteroids also cowardly and hedonistic?

Why is avoiding death cowardly?

You have some serious death fetish going on there my friend.
 
2013-06-24 03:02:36 PM  
We're here talking about death when there are kittens to be killed? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-06-24 03:06:27 PM  

ChubbyTiger: We're here talking about death when there are kittens to be killed? Fark, I am disappoint.


Well, it is the little death...
 
2013-06-24 03:07:49 PM  
I, for one, am shocked (Shocked I tell you!) that a smokin' hot rock star is going on vacation with a freshly waxed underwear model.

I'll bet they're even sharing a hotel room!

What is this world coming too?
 
2013-06-24 03:15:16 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.


Damn, I'm 44 dating a 34 year old and thought I was doing OK.

Does it count as two middle-aged people dating?
 
2013-06-24 04:03:26 PM  

911Jenny: I came in here expecting pictures of the girl in her underpants....


Out of them is fine too. No need to be so be picky.
 
2013-06-24 04:21:48 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: ChubbyTiger: We're here talking about death when there are kittens to be killed? Fark, I am disappoint.

Well, it is the little death...


Touche.
 
2013-06-24 04:33:30 PM  

whitey_d: 911Jenny: I came in here expecting pictures of the girl in her underpants....

Here to do god's work for you

/links, they are hot


Add me to the list of farkers who wants to fark that chick's ass, please.

/dat' ass
 
2013-06-24 04:45:25 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.comencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com It's a living
 
2013-06-24 05:28:22 PM  

MilesTeg: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Damn, I'm 44 dating a 34 year old and thought I was doing OK.

Does it count as two middle-aged people dating?


I am 43 married to a 28 year old.  And no it aint about money, cause I have none.
 
2013-06-24 05:44:08 PM  

theflatline: I am 43 married to a 28 year old. And no it aint about money, cause I have none.


40 1/2 married (practically, anyway) to a 27 year old.  It sure ain't.
 
2013-06-24 05:47:32 PM  

whitey_d: 911Jenny: I came in here expecting pictures of the girl in her underpants....

Here to do god's work for you


[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]

[i452.photobucket.com image 800x941]

/links, they are hot


I'd work her until she saw God, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-24 06:20:17 PM  

theflatline: MilesTeg: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Damn, I'm 44 dating a 34 year old and thought I was doing OK.

Does it count as two middle-aged people dating?

I am 43 married to a 28 year old.  And no it aint about money, cause I have none.


Congratulations on having a massive penis.
 
2013-06-24 07:28:43 PM  
I prefer his gay twin brother.
 
2013-06-24 09:35:30 PM  
Since QA believe that 

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Dude, 34 is not middle-aged.

Unfortunately, it is on the cusp.


Dude, 40 is middle aged.  What are you so farking afraid of?


Since QA is one of those bicyclists who thinks that the rules of the road don't apply to him (ie it's ok to run red lights because stopping is a waste of energy) 34 is probably actually way past middle age for him.  The grim reaper drives a pickup... or maybe a bus.

 
2013-06-24 10:44:57 PM  
He's just like me when the Victoria's Secrets catalogue shows up: going through it one model at a time.  Behati Prinsloo was his last.
 
2013-06-25 09:46:15 AM  
Now that's what I'm talking about. Thank you all for doing God's work.


/puts down fork.....goes to gym
//trying to get dat ass
 
2013-06-25 02:41:32 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.


Thirty-four is not middle-aged you douche.  How old are you, 16?
 
2013-06-25 02:48:01 PM  

MilesTeg: Quantum Apostrophe: Levine, 34 is shirtless and Nina, 21,

fark you you middle-aged douche.

Damn, I'm 44 dating a 34 year old and thought I was doing OK.

Does it count as two middle-aged people dating?


I'm 43 and better now in my life (and in my sexual prime as woman) than I was in my wishy-washy 30s which included a divorce.  I'm also dating a great man who is 12 years my junior--we mesh very well together: emotionally and sexually.  It's great.
 
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