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2013-06-24 11:55:54 AM
AMAZING 116 inches long... Yes - you read that correctly - double digits baby!

*closes window*


/maybe that's the joke but
 
2013-06-24 12:00:47 PM
Gotta love dinner parties.
 
2013-06-24 12:02:08 PM
... wut ... ?
 
2013-06-24 12:07:37 PM

Ok, christians, here is why I have a problem with your stupid WWJD stickers and bracelets.

1. It flies in the face of your own mythology.  This Jesus fellow did loads of things that just wouldn't even come to the mind of his contemporaries.  He trashed the vendors at the temple. He washed the feet of a whore. He embraced a man he knew would betray him. There is no way you would even consider what Jesus would do in your particular situation.

2. It is a stupid acronym.  It isn't even pronounceable.  If you try to say it, you automatically sound drunk.

So, come up with one that makes sense.  Like something about foiling Satan's plans.  He should be easier to figure out since he isn't perfect.  If you can figure out what he would want you to do, then the opposite would likely be a better choice. How about:


Would It Trump Satan?


It is achievable and it makes a readable acronym WITS. You could even use it as a gentle reminder to each other to be nicer.  "Hey dude, use your WITS".
 
2013-06-24 12:16:11 PM
Um, that's an Army of Darkness reference.
 
2013-06-24 12:19:41 PM
There's an S-Mart chain on Mexico. I can see one in Juarez if I drive on the border freeway in El Paso. Hopefully within a year or so I'll actually shop there as I understand things are improving.
 
2013-06-24 12:32:06 PM

jigger: Um, that's an Army of Darkness reference.


Um, Army of Darkness is an Evil Dead movie.
 
2013-06-24 12:36:38 PM

Tricky Chicken: Ok, christians, here is why I have a problem with your stupid WWJD stickers and bracelets.

1. It flies in the face of your own mythology.  This Jesus fellow did loads of things that just wouldn't even come to the mind of his contemporaries.  He trashed the vendors at the temple. He washed the feet of a whore. He embraced a man he knew would betray him. There is no way you would even consider what Jesus would do in your particular situation.

2. It is a stupid acronym.  It isn't even pronounceable.  If you try to say it, you automatically sound drunk.

So, come up with one that makes sense.  Like something about foiling Satan's plans.  He should be easier to figure out since he isn't perfect.  If you can figure out what he would want you to do, then the opposite would likely be a better choice. How about:


Would It Trump Satan?

It is achievable and it makes a readable acronym WITS. You could even use it as a gentle reminder to each other to be nicer.  "Hey dude, use your WITS".


I'm an atheist but I have to disagree with you. I tihnk WWJD is a clear statement about how to act, it's easy to figure out what jesus would do, because he showed and told his followers how to act.  Read the Beatitudes and the Sermon on the Mount.
 
2013-06-24 12:40:19 PM
It's a neat table, but it's gotta have some serious problems that his snazzy writing is hiding for him to be letting it go for only $1500.

/I'll pass, thanks
 
2013-06-24 12:41:33 PM

manimal2878: Tricky Chicken: Ok, christians, here is why I have a problem with your stupid WWJD stickers and bracelets.

1. It flies in the face of your own mythology.  This Jesus fellow did loads of things that just wouldn't even come to the mind of his contemporaries.  He trashed the vendors at the temple. He washed the feet of a whore. He embraced a man he knew would betray him. There is no way you would even consider what Jesus would do in your particular situation.

2. It is a stupid acronym.  It isn't even pronounceable.  If you try to say it, you automatically sound drunk.

So, come up with one that makes sense.  Like something about foiling Satan's plans.  He should be easier to figure out since he isn't perfect.  If you can figure out what he would want you to do, then the opposite would likely be a better choice. How about:


Would It Trump Satan?

It is achievable and it makes a readable acronym WITS. You could even use it as a gentle reminder to each other to be nicer.  "Hey dude, use your WITS".

I'm an atheist but I have to disagree with you. I tihnk WWJD is a clear statement about how to act, it's easy to figure out what jesus would do, because he showed and told his followers how to act.  Read the Beatitudes and the Sermon on the Mount.


I'm an atheist, and I'm going to have to disagree with you. Christians wouldn't dare read their own holy book, much less the Beatitudes and the Sermon on the Mount. Not when they have the fancy robed man reading it to them once a week.
 
2013-06-24 12:56:05 PM
Ads like this have been popping up all over craigslist. I used a creative ad when the stray cat my son dragged home had kittens. They were gone in a week. When I met people to drop them off, most of them said it was my references to PETA that hooked them.
 
2013-06-24 12:56:34 PM

mgshamster: jigger: Um, that's an Army of Darkness reference.

Um, Army of Darkness is an Evil Dead movie.


Is that how you would have put it?
 
2013-06-24 01:07:52 PM
manimal2878: Tricky Chicken: Ok, christians, here is why I have a problem with your stupid WWJD stickers and bracelets.

1. It flies in the face of your own mythology.  This Jesus fellow did loads of things that just wouldn't even come to the mind of his contemporaries.  He trashed the vendors at the temple. He washed the feet of a whore. He embraced a man he knew would betray him. There is no way you would even consider what Jesus would do in your particular situation.

2. It is a stupid acronym.  It isn't even pronounceable.  If you try to say it, you automatically sound drunk.

So, come up with one that makes sense.  Like something about foiling Satan's plans.  He should be easier to figure out since he isn't perfect.  If you can figure out what he would want you to do, then the opposite would likely be a better choice. How about:


Would It Trump Satan?

It is achievable and it makes a readable acronym WITS. You could even use it as a gentle reminder to each other to be nicer.  "Hey dude, use your WITS".

I'm an atheist but I have to disagree with you. I tihnk WWJD is a clear statement about how to act, it's easy to figure out what jesus would do, because he showed and told his followers how to act.
Read the Beatitudes and the Sermon on the Mount.


no

 
2013-06-24 01:23:18 PM
That was posted by a friend of mine... hilarious he's made fark's main page with it.
/not subby
 
2013-06-24 01:25:55 PM

jigger: mgshamster: jigger: Um, that's an Army of Darkness reference.

Um, Army of Darkness is an Evil Dead movie.

Is that how you would have put it?


Trying to prevent a Rotsky?

If they referenced Evil Dead 2, would you have tried to correct subby with a "Um, that's a Dead by Dawn reference"?
 
2013-06-24 01:46:48 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: It's a neat table, but it's gotta have some serious problems that his snazzy writing is hiding for him to be letting it go for only $1500.

/I'll pass, thanks


That was addressed in the edit...
 
2013-06-24 01:52:36 PM

Marcintosh: no


yes.
 
2013-06-24 02:48:59 PM
Oh the sweet sweet chairs...
 
2013-06-24 03:14:36 PM
Cool first photo aside, that's one seriously ugly dining room set.

/maybe just needs the right décor
//brothel maybe
 
2013-06-24 03:56:23 PM

manimal2878: Marcintosh: no

yes.


Sorry still no.
You see, I'm a member of the iliterati and we don't read religious texts.
We write them for you to read.
 
2013-06-24 06:39:02 PM

Tricky Chicken: Ok, christians, here is why I have a problem with your stupid WWJD stickers and bracelets.

1. It flies in the face of your own mythology.  This Jesus fellow did loads of things that just wouldn't even come to the mind of his contemporaries.  He trashed the vendors at the temple. He washed the feet of a whore. He embraced a man he knew would betray him. There is no way you would even consider what Jesus would do in your particular situation.

2. It is a stupid acronym.  It isn't even pronounceable.  If you try to say it, you automatically sound drunk.

So, come up with one that makes sense.  Like something about foiling Satan's plans.  He should be easier to figure out since he isn't perfect.  If you can figure out what he would want you to do, then the opposite would likely be a better choice. How about:


Would It Trump Satan?

It is achievable and it makes a readable acronym WITS. You could even use it as a gentle reminder to each other to be nicer.  "Hey dude, use your WITS".


Sorry, but no. It's not hard at all to figure out what Jesus would have done in a given situation if you have even a cursory understanding of the New Testament. It would be a better argument to say that most Christians don't do what Jesus would have done.
 
2013-06-24 07:36:00 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: manimal2878: Tricky Chicken: Ok, christians, here is why I have a problem with your stupid WWJD stickers and bracelets.

1. It flies in the face of your own mythology.  This Jesus fellow did loads of things that just wouldn't even come to the mind of his contemporaries.  He trashed the vendors at the temple. He washed the feet of a whore. He embraced a man he knew would betray him. There is no way you would even consider what Jesus would do in your particular situation.

2. It is a stupid acronym.  It isn't even pronounceable.  If you try to say it, you automatically sound drunk.

So, come up with one that makes sense.  Like something about foiling Satan's plans.  He should be easier to figure out since he isn't perfect.  If you can figure out what he would want you to do, then the opposite would likely be a better choice. How about:


Would It Trump Satan?

It is achievable and it makes a readable acronym WITS. You could even use it as a gentle reminder to each other to be nicer.  "Hey dude, use your WITS".

I'm an atheist but I have to disagree with you. I tihnk WWJD is a clear statement about how to act, it's easy to figure out what jesus would do, because he showed and told his followers how to act.  Read the Beatitudes and the Sermon on the Mount.

I'm an atheist, and I'm going to have to disagree with you. Christians wouldn't dare read their own holy book, much less the Beatitudes and the Sermon on the Mount. Not when they have the fancy robed man reading it to them once a week.


those aren't called Christians... those are called hypocrites.
 
2013-06-25 08:58:19 AM

ReapTheChaos: Tricky Chicken: Ok, christians, here is why I have a problem with your stupid WWJD stickers and bracelets.

1. It flies in the face of your own mythology.  This Jesus fellow did loads of things that just wouldn't even come to the mind of his contemporaries.  He trashed the vendors at the temple. He washed the feet of a whore. He embraced a man he knew would betray him. There is no way you would even consider what Jesus would do in your particular situation.

2. It is a stupid acronym.  It isn't even pronounceable.  If you try to say it, you automatically sound drunk.

So, come up with one that makes sense.  Like something about foiling Satan's plans.  He should be easier to figure out since he isn't perfect.  If you can figure out what he would want you to do, then the opposite would likely be a better choice. How about:


Would It Trump Satan?

It is achievable and it makes a readable acronym WITS. You could even use it as a gentle reminder to each other to be nicer.  "Hey dude, use your WITS".

Sorry, but no. It's not hard at all to figure out what Jesus would have done in a given situation if you have even a cursory understanding of the New Testament. It would be a better argument to say that most Christians don't do what Jesus would have done.


Yeah, cause he would clearly want you to repress homosexuals, murder abortion doctors, harbor child molesters and all the other crimes against humanity "christian" churches are wont to do these days.
 
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