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(Quartz)   This flight to Havana has no Edward Snowden AND no alcohol   (qz.com) divider line 29
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2013-06-24 09:32:43 AM
why would he go to cuba?  They already allow extraditions there.
 
2013-06-24 09:32:50 AM
Fastest. Repeat. Evar.
 
2013-06-24 09:34:15 AM

vudukungfu: Fastest. Repeat. Evar.


That.
 
2013-06-24 09:37:30 AM

sotua: vudukungfu: Fastest. Repeat. Evar.

That.


This.
 
2013-06-24 09:37:44 AM
Have we all been drinking? I'm seeing double.
 
2013-06-24 09:38:31 AM
IT'S RIGHT UNDERNEATH!  I DON'T CARE HOW BAD YOUR HANGOVER IS, MY OCCASIONAL $5 DEMANDS THIS TRAVESTY BE CORRECTED!
 
2013-06-24 09:39:53 AM
wake up mods
 
2013-06-24 09:41:05 AM
Mods need more fu(king coffee this morning.
 
2013-06-24 09:41:51 AM
Go home Moderator, you're drunk
 
2013-06-24 09:44:13 AM

Molavian: sotua: vudukungfu: Fastest. Repeat. Evar.

That.

This.


Those.
 
2013-06-24 09:44:25 AM
Aeroflot would be fools not to take advantage of journalists' cupidity in order to sell out their not-too-busy flights... having been to Cuba a number of times I can tell you that January is the time to go there, not June!
 
2013-06-24 09:45:43 AM

Molavian: sotua: vudukungfu: Fastest. Repeat. Evar.

That.

This.


It happened so fast that even I noticed it was a repeat.

/you guys need a hobby or something
 
2013-06-24 09:47:48 AM
So wait a minute...

Who was this guy? Where was he going, and how was he going to get there?? I hope he was at least able to enjoy a nice alcoholic beverage en route.
 
2013-06-24 09:49:02 AM

bim1154: Mods need more fu(king coffee this morning.


We are also out of coffee.
 
2013-06-24 09:50:18 AM
From what I've heard of Russian aviation you can't even stop the pilots from having a couple of shots en route, so I very much doubt any Aeroflot flight is dry, at least not the ones going to non-Islamic countries. It's probably Putin wanting to annoy the journalists.
 
2013-06-24 09:52:26 AM
Ah yes, I had the lasagna.
 
2013-06-24 09:53:00 AM
Hold my scotch while I set this kite down in Havana!
 
2013-06-24 09:53:07 AM
Fark 6/24/13 Never Forget

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2013-06-24 09:55:32 AM

Deucetoo: Molavian: sotua: vudukungfu: Fastest. Repeat. Evar.

That.

This.

Those.


Allofem
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-06-24 09:58:29 AM

ideamaster: why would he go to cuba?  They already allow extraditions there.


Why would he take a flight with no alcohol?

That's the real question.
 
2013-06-24 09:58:40 AM
At least he'll be close to gitmo when he arrives. That simplifies things.

/other side of the fence maybe, but close enough for government work.
 
2013-06-24 10:02:09 AM
In their defense, this one is funnier since it talks about all the journalists who took the flight.
 
2013-06-24 10:07:27 AM
'Ah, Freedom'...

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'Not yet'.  You're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal.  No frequent flier miles for you.'
 
2013-06-24 10:08:45 AM
Does anyone think his ACTUAL destination would be leaked?

I love disinformation campaigns.
Like telling the bearded undercovers what I did with all my scorpions.
 
2013-06-24 10:11:40 AM
Curious... I'd read an article earlier this morning that said that his seat was given to another passenger (presumably on standby) yet this article mentions his seat being empty.
 
2013-06-24 10:19:27 AM

AndreMA: Curious... I'd read an article earlier this morning that said that his seat was given to another passenger (presumably on standby) yet this article mentions his seat being empty.


The seat was given to a ghost.
 
2013-06-24 10:20:45 AM

KStDrew: AndreMA: Curious... I'd read an article earlier this morning that said that his seat was given to another passenger (presumably on standby) yet this article mentions his seat being empty.

The seat was given to a ghost.


Bruce Willis' ghost.  Thus the mistaken "Die Hard" reference earlier in the thread.  It was really "The Sixth Sense".
 
2013-06-24 10:24:28 AM

kbronsito: bim1154: Mods need more fu(king coffee this morning.

We are also out of coffee.


But do you have toilet paper?
 
2013-06-24 10:27:45 AM

Molavian: sotua: vudukungfu: Fastest. Repeat. Evar.

That.

This.


Geez, my cat noticed the headlines were similar.
 
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