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(Scotus Blog)   The Supreme Court will make history today. Well..might make history. Well..at least there will be a thread to make Scalia jokes today. (Decisions at 10am Eastern)   (scotusblog.com) divider line 171
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2013-06-24 10:48:47 AM  

tudorgurl: SCOTUS back tomorrow at 10am.


So is there actually a chance of getting the bigger decisions tomorrow?  Or is SCOTUS just going to hold the rest until the last day?
 
2013-06-24 10:53:08 AM  
Is it Tuesday already?
 
2013-06-24 10:57:21 AM  

JerseyTim: Rincewind53: JerseyTim: Lazy asses work an hour and 45 minutes a day.

You know that they have to do a lot more than just show up in court, right?

I don't count hair and makeup preparation as work.


Now you just trollin'
 
2013-06-24 10:57:27 AM  

JerseyTim: Lazy asses work an hour and 45 minutes a day.


Their average age is like 110.  If they don't get nap and tapioca, the rulings get a lot more harsh.
 
2013-06-24 10:59:33 AM  
But what about Earth v. Zoidberg? I want to know if we can string up that flag-eating lobster!
 
2013-06-24 11:06:59 AM  

calm like a bomb: JerseyTim: Lazy asses work an hour and 45 minutes a day.

Their average age is like 110.  If they don't get nap and tapioca, the rulings get a lot more harsh.


And their Matlock reruns
 
2013-06-24 11:19:12 AM  
You're getting Scalia in my Santorum!
 
2013-06-24 11:57:17 AM  

MyRandomName: Always amazes me How liberals ask the USSC to defer to Congress in all aspects... except for DOMA. That was your primary reasoning for ACA. At least try to be slightly consistent.


It always amazes me that you think the voices in your head represent actual liberals.  SCOTUS is a check on Congress' power - nobody should expect or desire complete deference from the highest court in the land.  If Congress passed an unconstitutional law, I expect SCOTUS to strike it down in some fashion; if Congress passed a constitutional law, I expect SCOTUS to leave it alone.
 
2013-06-24 12:11:49 PM  
tudorgurl:

No offense meant, but I keep wacky-parsing that as "turbogurl" or even "turdogurl." And the Tudors were a disastrous dynasty with a very shaky claim.

Be that as it may, you're right on the adoption thing. That one's so simple and obvious I don't see how it made it all the way up there. "You sir are a sperm supplier, not a father."
 
2013-06-24 12:29:38 PM  

cman: DOMA will be upheld
Prop8 will be tossed

Thats what I am putting my money on


If you can suggest a method for placing this bet on DOMA, I would be thrilled to take your money.
 
2013-06-24 12:35:34 PM  

tudorgurl: Wow...so no DOMA/PROP 8 ruling? What are they doing!?!?!


That's the big closer. Don't expect it until all other decisions have been handed out.
 
2013-06-24 01:35:44 PM  
Scalia, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.  He orders a drink.

How does Scalia know his wife is having a period?  His son's dick tastes funny.

How do you make Scalia scream twice during sex?  You fark him in the ass, then wipe your dick on his judicial robes.
 
2013-06-24 02:06:49 PM  

RminusQ: soupafi: Prop 8 won't have standing
DOMA is illegal

and IIRC the former means that California remains fabulous but the decision is not binding anywhere else, while the latter means that all states must recognize gay marriages entered into where such entrance is already legal, correct?


No, the impact of DOMA is entirely at the Federal level. It will extend to any Federal money handed out by the States, so there will be a great deal of whining.
 
2013-06-24 03:26:41 PM  

Aquapope: Scalia, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.  He orders a drink.

How does Scalia know his wife is having a period?  His son's dick tastes funny.

How do you make Scalia scream twice during sex?  You fark him in the ass, then wipe your dick on his judicial robes.


OK, now I'm less worried that my Scalia licking himself joke will get me booted.
 
2013-06-24 04:41:25 PM  
 
2013-06-24 08:58:15 PM  
Scalia!!! "Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...,"
 
2013-06-24 11:36:56 PM  

Tired_of_the_BS: Scalia!!! "Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...,"


A Susquehanna Hat Company reference?  I am impressed.  I would have gone with the Seinfeld "Scalia!" (aka: Neumann) reference just to keep it recent, but you went all the way back to the 30s! (they did it in Vaudeville before the Movie)  Kudos to you!

By the way, I'm old.  Lawn!!!
 
2013-06-24 11:41:59 PM  
By the way: "Susquehanna Hat Company"  This is the stuff that cracked me up in the 70s after Bugs and SuperFriends.
 
2013-06-25 09:39:37 AM  

Aquapope: Tired_of_the_BS: Scalia!!! "Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...,"

A Susquehanna Hat Company reference?  I am impressed.  I would have gone with the Seinfeld "Scalia!" (aka: Neumann) reference just to keep it recent, but you went all the way back to the 30s! (they did it in Vaudeville before the Movie)  Kudos to you!

By the way, I'm old.  Lawn!!!


I think you're confusing "Susquehanna Hat Company" with the "Niagra Falls" skit.  Similar, but still quite different.
 
2013-06-25 10:11:57 AM  
Are we back here again for Day 2: Gay Marriage Boogaloo?

Shelby ruling: Section 4 (?) of the VRA is unconstitutional. Sadface.
 
2013-06-25 02:02:04 PM  

NeoCortex42: I think you're confusing "Susquehanna Hat Company" with the "Niagra Falls" skit.  Similar, but still quite different.


No, both are old Vaudeville gags.  Abbot and Costello did Susquehanna in their vaudaville stuff before doing it in a movie in 1944 and later in their regular TV show in '55.  Niagara falls is the same skirt,... but done by different people.

The whole deal is guy 1 says something that makes guy 2 lose his mind.  In some versions, after guy 2 is talked down off the cliff, guy 3 comes in and re-ignights him, so guy 1 has to talk him down again....
 
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