tudorgurl: SCOTUS back tomorrow at 10am.
JerseyTim: Rincewind53: JerseyTim: Lazy asses work an hour and 45 minutes a day.You know that they have to do a lot more than just show up in court, right?I don't count hair and makeup preparation as work.
JerseyTim: Lazy asses work an hour and 45 minutes a day.
calm like a bomb: JerseyTim: Lazy asses work an hour and 45 minutes a day.Their average age is like 110. If they don't get nap and tapioca, the rulings get a lot more harsh.
MyRandomName: Always amazes me How liberals ask the USSC to defer to Congress in all aspects... except for DOMA. That was your primary reasoning for ACA. At least try to be slightly consistent.
cman: DOMA will be upheldProp8 will be tossedThats what I am putting my money on
tudorgurl: Wow...so no DOMA/PROP 8 ruling? What are they doing!?!?!
RminusQ: soupafi: Prop 8 won't have standingDOMA is illegaland IIRC the former means that California remains fabulous but the decision is not binding anywhere else, while the latter means that all states must recognize gay marriages entered into where such entrance is already legal, correct?
Aquapope: Scalia, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.How does Scalia know his wife is having a period? His son's dick tastes funny.How do you make Scalia scream twice during sex? You fark him in the ass, then wipe your dick on his judicial robes.
Tired_of_the_BS: Scalia!!! "Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...,"
Aquapope: Tired_of_the_BS: Scalia!!! "Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...,"A Susquehanna Hat Company reference? I am impressed. I would have gone with the Seinfeld "Scalia!" (aka: Neumann) reference just to keep it recent, but you went all the way back to the 30s! (they did it in Vaudeville before the Movie) Kudos to you!By the way, I'm old. Lawn!!!
NeoCortex42: I think you're confusing "Susquehanna Hat Company" with the "Niagra Falls" skit. Similar, but still quite different.
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