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(WISHTV)   Dear Naked Man Running Around Parking Lot and Screaming: the police are there to keep the peace, and may freak out if you run directly at them and try to get in their squad car   (wishtv.com) divider line 24
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2013-06-24 10:14:03 AM
You can tell him that, but his reality is still not connected to yours.
 
2013-06-24 10:14:42 AM
High on bath salts and naked after taking off your jorts is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-06-24 10:14:54 AM
Once they hit you with the beam, you're kind of fried.
 
2013-06-24 10:15:43 AM
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2013-06-24 10:18:10 AM
I don't know.  The way I look at it, Naked Man saved the police from having to chase him down.
 
2013-06-24 10:18:52 AM
Hopped up on goofballs, no doubt.
 
2013-06-24 10:27:36 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Hopped up on goofballs, no doubt.


I heard he took LSD and jumped out of a window because he thought he could fly.
 
2013-06-24 10:29:09 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Hopped up on goofballs, no doubt.


And listening to that hippity-hop-hop jazz music!
 
2013-06-24 10:29:49 AM
Eh, once the engineer hits the vehicle it's automatically captured.
 
2013-06-24 10:33:57 AM

offmymeds: Fuggin Bizzy: Hopped up on goofballs, no doubt.

And listening to that hippity-hop-hop jazz music!


That's what happens when you let the kids start dancing.
 
2013-06-24 10:35:22 AM
FTA: Officers say this was the second time this occurred in recent weeks with the man. He was taken to Wishard Detention.

But is there any common factor underlying this pattern of behavior? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2013-06-24 10:42:47 AM
FTA...First officers found a sock with a pair of jean shorts. As they continued further, a pair of boxer shorts and two shirts were located.

The Village People called and they want their shorts back.
 
2013-06-24 10:44:08 AM
They took to Wishard Detention?

Isn't that a a Bruce Willis flick?
 
2013-06-24 10:51:35 AM

buckler: Fuggin Bizzy: Hopped up on goofballs, no doubt.

I heard he took LSD and jumped out of a window because he thought he could fly.


Did he believe he could touch the sky?
 
2013-06-24 10:51:47 AM
Hey naked man....this Bud's for you!
 
2013-06-24 10:52:35 AM
Police? Here to keep the peace? Ha!

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2013-06-24 10:53:21 AM
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Two out of three times...
 
2013-06-24 11:09:21 AM
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All right, The Naked Guy! Excellent Butt! Now it's a party!
 
2013-06-24 11:14:51 AM
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"A gallon? wow... I uh... I didnt even know it came in a gallon.... thats.... wow...."
 
2013-06-24 11:16:33 AM
 
2013-06-24 11:38:34 AM
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2013-06-24 12:42:12 PM
Lord Greystroke's re-integration into society is clearly not going well....
 
2013-06-24 12:45:05 PM

Apos: Lord Greystoke's re-integration into society is clearly not going well....


Fixed.
 
2013-06-24 03:43:15 PM
Is it wrong that I'm imagining the screaming as that comical 'ablargleblargleblarge' sound Homer Simpson or other cartoon characters makes when he goes crazy?  Because imagine a naked man running at a squad car doing that.  Just try it.
 
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