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(CBS News)   Opening statements in Zimmerman trial today. "I didn't do it" "Yes you did" and we're done. Goodnight everybody   (cbsnews.com) divider line 515
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2013-06-24 08:21:34 AM
Zimmerman has done an excellent job in establishing himself as a liar.
 
2013-06-24 08:28:44 AM
If Zimmerman does not easily beat this, will be a severe blow to the justice system, and another mark of racist corruption on the Obama administration. Should be no way to lose. All evidence supports him.

If he wins, I can't wait to see how many liberals burn down their houses, loot their own stores, and kill each other.
 
2013-06-24 08:29:23 AM
There's no question he did it.

The trial is determine if it was murder.
 
2013-06-24 08:29:41 AM
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2013-06-24 08:32:54 AM

Thunderpipes: If Zimmerman does not easily beat this, will be a severe blow to the justice system, and another mark of racist corruption on the Obama administration. Should be no way to lose. All evidence supports him.

If he wins, I can't wait to see how many liberals burn down their houses, loot their own stores, and kill each other.


Not worthy, you're just phoning it in here.
 
2013-06-24 08:33:41 AM

hinten: Zimmerman has done an excellent job in establishing himself as a liar.


I would be surprised if his injuries occurred when he fired the gun and this happened.
 
2013-06-24 08:33:41 AM
Zimmerman flew and Tyler knew


/Turk 182
 
2013-06-24 08:34:54 AM

Kyosuke: hinten: Zimmerman has done an excellent job in establishing himself as a liar.

I would be surprised if his injuries occurred when he fired the gun and this happened.


...WOULDN'T BE...

/dammit
 
2013-06-24 08:36:18 AM

Thunderpipes: If Zimmerman does not easily beat this, will be a severe blow to the justice system, and another mark of racist corruption on the Obama administration. Should be no way to lose. All evidence supports him.

If he wins, I can't wait to see how many liberals burn down their houses, loot their own stores, and kill each other.


Weak sauce.  You could have done much better.  Not subtle enough.
 
2013-06-24 08:39:03 AM
archive.4plebs.org
 
2013-06-24 08:43:23 AM
I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes
 
2013-06-24 08:45:39 AM

Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes


*Citation Needed
 
2013-06-24 08:46:01 AM

Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes


citation?
 
2013-06-24 08:46:54 AM

SpectroBoy: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

*Citation Needed


Bravo Two: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

citation?


Look at the very Weeners in this thread. There's a link there.
 
2013-06-24 08:47:02 AM

Bravo Two: [archive.4plebs.org image 460x500]


this
 
2013-06-24 08:47:04 AM

Bravo Two: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

citation?


that's what the ME report said. They were just talking about it on CNN HLN.
 
2013-06-24 08:47:18 AM
It's more like --

The State: "You did it!"

Zimmerman: "Prove it."

The State:

Zimmerman: "Still waiting."

The State:  "Racist!"

Zimmerman: "That's not proof."

The State: "It's proof that you're a racist."

Zimmerman: "I'm leaving."

The State: "To go kill more black people?"

Zimmerman: "Can I go now?"

The judge:  "Sure."
 
2013-06-24 08:48:02 AM

Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes


"Autopsy results show Trayvon Martin had injuries to his knuckles " (wftv.com)  I would love to see the story you've read about the 100% lack of Zimmerman DNA, Hobodeluxe!  That would raise a lot of questions.
 
2013-06-24 08:50:07 AM
Yeah, I think theres going to be riots at the end of this
 
2013-06-24 08:50:25 AM
Zimmerballs looks like he put on a lot weight.
 
2013-06-24 08:50:31 AM

Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes


He was completely coated with teflon?
 
2013-06-24 08:51:51 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Yeah, I think theres going to be riots at the end of this


Bah, those rednecks will get over it eventually.
 
2013-06-24 08:52:01 AM

Thunderpipes: If Zimmerman does not easily beat this, will be a severe blow to the justice system, and another mark of racist corruption on the Obama administration. Should be no way to lose. All evidence supports him.

If he wins, I can't wait to see how many liberals burn down their houses, loot their own stores, and kill each other.


*YAWN* Dunderpipes is here to crap all over a thread with his usual Republiderp. I don't block trolls since they can be funny or entertaining, but because TP has never managed to be either, i'm just blocking him for being lazy and boring.
 
2013-06-24 08:52:11 AM

Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes


You may be referring to this flawed line of logic:

George Zimmerman was damn near bald on the night he followed, search for, then found and killed Trayvon Martin.  In order for Trayvon Martin to grab Zimmerman's bald head tight enough to slam his head into the sidewalk over a dozen times, some of Zimmerman's DNA would have gotten underneath Trayvon Martin's fingernails.

The DNA results show none of Zimmerman's DNA under Martin's fingernails


This argument is just weird. Who would grab a stranger using their nails like that? If I was going to grab a bald dude's head I would grasp it like a melon or basketball.

Weak sauce.
 
2013-06-24 08:53:46 AM

Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes


Maybe he used the butt of George's gun to break his nose.


My gripe is the shoddy journalism that still brings up SYG as relevant.
 
2013-06-24 08:54:00 AM

SpectroBoy: This argument is just weird. Who would grab a stranger using their nails like that? If I was going to grab a bald dude's head I would grasp it like a watermelon or basketball.


FTFY.
 
2013-06-24 08:54:51 AM

stevarooni: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

"Autopsy results show Trayvon Martin had injuries to his knuckles " (wftv.com)  I would love to see the story you've read about the 100% lack of Zimmerman DNA, Hobodeluxe!  That would raise a lot of questions.


You lie.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-24 08:55:12 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: Zimmerballs looks like he put on a lot weight.


yeah he's been eating good off of all that racists' money they donated for his defense team.
 
2013-06-24 08:55:39 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: Zimmerballs looks like he put on a lot weight.


I heard he got a lifetime supply of Skittles and Arizona as a thank you for all the free advertising.
 
2013-06-24 08:55:42 AM

stevarooni: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

"Autopsy results show Trayvon Martin had injuries to his knuckles " (wftv.com)  I would love to see the story you've read about the 100% lack of Zimmerman DNA, Hobodeluxe!  That would raise a lot of questions.


Except for the fact that it was raining that night, and the only DNA of Zimmerman's that Martin would have gotten on him would have been blood (and probably little of that).  There weren't any scratch marks on Zimmerman, so it's unlike that Martin would have Zimmerman's skin cells under his fingernails or whatever.

Blood, being a liquid that is mostly water, washes out pretty effectively in the rain, despite what you might have seen on TV.  Especially the relatively small amounts Martin would have gotten on his hands in the act of punching Zimmerman.

The lack of Z's DNA on M is almost to be expected, given the known circumstances.
 
2013-06-24 08:55:43 AM
I'll go get the popcorn. Someone save me a seat.
 
2013-06-24 08:56:15 AM
Thunderpipes, you used to be a Troll of (some) quality and (some) substance..

What happened..?

It's just..just sad..

That said, Zimmerman is Sisyphus and the Prosecution is the boulder..  Good luck with that..
 
2013-06-24 08:56:23 AM

Anderson's Pooper: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

He was completely coated with teflon?


Or, you know, it was raining.  Which it was.
 
2013-06-24 08:56:43 AM
Wait, so now Team Trayvon is suggesting that Zimmerman punched himself in the face and banged his own head on the sidewalk?

LOL, do you guys even remember where you left the goal posts?
 
2013-06-24 08:57:16 AM
Day Two:

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Meatwad: You killed us, I told you not to do it and you did it...anyways.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Master Shake: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Meatwad: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Carl: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Master Shake: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Meatwad: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Carl: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Master Shake: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't!
Meatwad: Yeah, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't.
Carl: Yeah, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't.
Master Shake: Yeah, you did.
Frylock: No, really. I didn't.
Meatwad: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I didn't.
Carl: Yes, you did.
Frylock: No.. I did not!
Master Shake: Wait, did you just say that you did?
Meatwad: He did?
Carl: what did he said that he did?
Frylock: No, I said that I didn't.
Master Shake: Cause you did!
Frylock: No I didn't.
Meatwad: Did to!
Frylock: Didn't!
Carl: Did.
Frylock: Didn't.
Master Shake: Did.
Frylock: No, I didn't.
Meatwad: Yes you did!
Frylock: Whoa whoa whoa..watch it..watch the fire over there..don't burn yourself..
Meatwad: Oh, thank you. But you did.
Frylock: No, I didn't.
Master Shake: Yes you did.
Frylock: No, I didn't.
Carl: You so frickin' did!
Frylock: No, I didn't.
 
2013-06-24 08:57:51 AM

s2s2s2: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

Maybe he used the butt of George's gun to break his nose.


My gripe is the shoddy journalism that still brings up SYG as relevant.


or maybe Zimmerman had some self-inflicted wounds because he knew he'd just farked up and had to have a good alibi? Maybe he hit himself in the nose with the butt of his pistol and slammed his own head on the concrete?
 
2013-06-24 08:58:33 AM

Hobodeluxe: Doctor Funkenstein: Zimmerballs looks like he put on a lot weight.

yeah he's been eating good off of all that racists' money they donated for his defense team.


Racism is high in sodium and saturated fats.  It nearly killed Paula Deen.
 
2013-06-24 09:01:10 AM

hinten: stevarooni: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

"Autopsy results show Trayvon Martin had injuries to his knuckles " (wftv.com)  I would love to see the story you've read about the 100% lack of Zimmerman DNA, Hobodeluxe!  That would raise a lot of questions.

You lie.

[img.fark.net image 850x564]


Sorry, stevarooni , I misread your post.
 
2013-06-24 09:01:14 AM
I thought we were done with Zimmerman threads. I guess I can look forward to more of these threads with the Fark Lawyers again as the trial goes on.
 
2013-06-24 09:01:40 AM

Barfmaker: Thunderpipes: If Zimmerman does not easily beat this, will be a severe blow to the justice system, and another mark of racist corruption on the Obama administration. Should be no way to lose. All evidence supports him.

If he wins, I can't wait to see how many liberals burn down their houses, loot their own stores, and kill each other.

Not worthy, you're just phoning it in here.


Hey, maybe he's legitimately stupid and doesn't understand this is a state trial, rather than federal.

Or he's just a troll.
 
2013-06-24 09:01:52 AM

stevarooni: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

"Autopsy results show Trayvon Martin had injuries to his knuckles " (wftv.com)  I would love to see the story you've read about the 100% lack of Zimmerman DNA, Hobodeluxe!  That would raise a lot of questions.


But Sheaffer said there could be another explanation for Martin's knuckle injury.
"It could be consistent with Trayvon either trying to get away or defend himself," Sheaffer said
 
2013-06-24 09:02:07 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Wait, so now Team Trayvon is suggesting that Zimmerman punched himself in the face and banged his own head on the sidewalk?

LOL, do you guys even remember where you left the goal posts?


Yeah, he had the presence of mind to injure himself in the 45 seconds between when he shot Martin and when the first police officer arrived on scene (shot was at 7:16:55 pm, police arrived at 7:17:40-ish).
 
2013-06-24 09:02:52 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Wait, so now Team Trayvon is suggesting that Zimmerman punched himself in the face and banged his own head on the sidewalk?

LOL, do you guys even remember where you left the goal posts?


Pfft.  I suggested on Day One that Z's injuries are easily consistent with a clumsy would-be hero chasing someone in the rain, slipping and falling.  The lack of DNA on M is also consistent with this.  You don't have to accuse us of making up ridiculous stories.  Indeed to do so would be...

Ridiculous.

And for the record: your notion of "Team" *whoever*, is repugnant.

But, then again, I consider the source.
 
2013-06-24 09:02:58 AM
Fark threads have to kinds of people in them. Level heads that look at the facts and see Zimmerman acted correctly. And idiots screaming racist
 
2013-06-24 09:03:34 AM
I don't agree with you, therefore you are now a troll and I won't see your words because you are a poopoo wad and I only like to read what backs up my beliefs.
 
2013-06-24 09:05:06 AM

dittybopper: Anderson's Pooper: Hobodeluxe: I think it's odd that Trayvon supposedly broke this guy's nose (bloodied it) and bashed his head and yet had none of Zimmerman's DNA at all on his hands, body or clothes

He was completely coated with teflon?

Or, you know, it was raining.  Which it was.


What a jacket and pants might look like after rolling on the ground, wet concrete and grass.

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2013-06-24 09:05:09 AM

Kyosuke: I would be surprised if his injuries occurred when he fired the gun and this happened.


I know you mean "wouldn't", but frankly, I would be.

That little popgun Z was carrying doesn't have much, if any, of the kick that a .45 has.
 
2013-06-24 09:08:28 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Fark threads have to kinds of people in them. Level heads that look at the facts and see Zimmerman acted correctly. And idiots screaming racist


Well, there's me, too.  I'm not passing judgment until the trial hashes out all the facts (if there are any we don't already know about) but I did come here to make a fat guy joke.
 
2013-06-24 09:09:43 AM

Hobodeluxe: or maybe Zimmerman had some self-inflicted wounds because he knew he'd just farked up and had to have a good alibi? Maybe he hit himself in the nose with the butt of his pistol and slammed his own head on the concrete?


LOL: Willful ignorance is fun, isn't it? This is the one issue that allows most of the usually fact requiring folks here on fark just turn off their brains, turn on their hearts to full "Notebook" and just feeeeeeeeeel.

On the plus side, you might win the argument based on a decision to be reached by a similarly illogical jury.
 
2013-06-24 09:09:54 AM

Thunderpipes: If Zimmerman does not easily beat this, will be a severe blow to the justice system, and another mark of racist corruption on the Obama administration. Should be no way to lose. All evidence supports him.

If he wins, I can't wait to see how many liberals burn down their houses, loot their own stores, and kill each other.


This is literally the dumbest post I have ever read on Fark.
 
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