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(Perth Now)   That half double decaffeinated half-caf with a twist of lemon might just help you lose weight   (perthnow.com.au) divider line 26
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2013-06-24 08:13:29 AM
...while at the same time making you fat, I'm sure.
 
2013-06-24 08:58:31 AM
So the half DZ cream-filleds with it will be okay?
 
2013-06-24 09:05:18 AM
/no you can't have zee duck
 
2013-06-24 09:05:41 AM
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2013-06-24 09:06:05 AM
I read that as half-cat. Wasn't sure whether to be excited or disgusted.
 
2013-06-24 09:06:24 AM
TFA makes me emotionally.....  erect.
 
2013-06-24 09:11:43 AM
that "latte" wont make you lean. the farking milk your chugging will offset any benefits the coffee might have. I love my coffee but lets face it. You start making milk drinks and it becomes a dessert not a drink.
 
2013-06-24 09:12:08 AM
That one movie wherein SJP looked vaguely hot.
 
2013-06-24 09:13:40 AM
Or it's because caffeine accelerates your heart rate.
 
2013-06-24 09:24:35 AM
I believe it, gay guys really care about how they look.
 
2013-06-24 09:33:17 AM

Gonz: I read that as half-cat. Wasn't sure whether to be excited or disgusted.


Cat shiat coffee is a thing, so I guess...
 
2013-06-24 09:33:18 AM
RTFA, subby. The study showed positive effects ONLY from caffeinated coffee. Not from decaf, and not from caffeine pills. Just the real Joe.

/Drink at least 24 ounces of black coffee a day
//Still fat, but imagine how bad I'd be without it
 
2013-06-24 09:36:20 AM

TheOriginalEd: that "latte" wont make you lean. the farking milk your chugging will offset any benefits the coffee might have. I love my coffee but lets face it. You start making milk drinks and it becomes a dessert not a drink.


But that won't stop our fat, dumb secretary from quoting this article while sucking down a huge mocha with extra whip. She's so stupid that it isn't even fun to troll her.
 
2013-06-24 09:48:51 AM
Through what? The mental gymnastics trying to figure out exactly what it is?
 
2013-06-24 10:30:39 AM
The addiction to the drug causes a druged-like response in anticipation of the drug.   It goes away after a few weeks of wife beating and kicking the dog.
Its the expectation that there will be caffeine that gets your metabolism up.  Huge study years ago.

Oh, uh.   decaffinated half-caf is not possible.
 
2013-06-24 10:31:01 AM

TheOriginalEd: that "latte" wont make you lean. the farking milk your chugging will offset any benefits the coffee might have. I love my coffee but lets face it. You start making milk drinks and it becomes a dessert not a drink.


My grandparents (and great grandparents) were farmers, and they drank buttermilk, ate eggs, bacon, lard, and all the horrible things you're not supposed to eat.
Most of them lived past 90 and none were fat.
Some milk in your latte is not going to do anything bad to you.
Neither is a little sugar.
Coffee isn't going to make you lose weight, either.
If people would stop eating garbage and get off their fat lazy asses they wouldn't be fat and unhealthy.
 
2013-06-24 10:54:37 AM

Begoggle


My grandparents (and great grandparents) were farmers, and they drank buttermilk, ate eggs, bacon, lard, and all the horrible things you're not supposed to eat.
Most of them lived past 90 and none were fat.


They also worked harder than most of us ever will in our lives, which means you're comparing apples and speedbumps.
 
2013-06-24 10:59:01 AM
FTISA: "Coffee has already been shown to reduce the risk of diabetes, stroke, some cancers, mental illness and overall mortality."

Sounds legit. Really. So would I be nuttier without my coffee or just so inert you'd never notice me?
 
2013-06-24 10:59:38 AM

amd1433: [media5.starkinsider.com image 350x242]
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I like the way you think.
 
2013-06-24 11:05:10 AM

stewbert: But that won't stop our fat, dumb secretary from quoting this article while sucking down a huge mocha with extra whip. She's so stupid that it isn't even fun to troll her.


You don't need to tell me. She gets the extra whip because she got non-fat milk, right? Right? As a Barista back in college, I can't TELL you how many times I heard this rationale. Some people are truly dumb.
Now, me... I make myself a lungo in the morning and top it off with some heated 2%. I'd call it a misto instead of a latte. Keeps me full 'til lunch. I think this is the only reason I lost weight after pregnancy - I drank a full pot of coffee on my own every day while I was laid off for four months. I don't recall eating many meals.
/not fat
 
2013-06-24 11:53:55 AM

Kirzania: stewbert: But that won't stop our fat, dumb secretary from quoting this article while sucking down a huge mocha with extra whip. She's so stupid that it isn't even fun to troll her.

You don't need to tell me. She gets the extra whip because she got non-fat milk, right? Right? As a Barista back in college, I can't TELL you how many times I heard this rationale. Some people are truly dumb.
Now, me... I make myself a lungo in the morning and top it off with some heated 2%. I'd call it a misto instead of a latte. Keeps me full 'til lunch. I think this is the only reason I lost weight after pregnancy - I drank a full pot of coffee on my own every day while I was laid off for four months. I don't recall eating many meals.
/not fat


24oz. Rot-gut coffee in my souvenir Panama City Beach mug , and 2 packs Sweet-n-Low, stirred with a plastic spoon. That stuff you all are talking about ain't coffee. It sounds like the remnants of a sugar titty. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a wayward titty nipple hair in it.

/free coffee at work. all you can drink.
//me thinks it's laced with saltpeter.
 
2013-06-24 12:16:22 PM
Half double? So, a single?
 
2013-06-24 12:17:47 PM

Priapetic: /no you can't have zee duck


Patrick Stewart at his finest.

/unscrambled "how daddy is doing" while watching the movie the first time.
//can still recite SanDeE's phone number instantly, even though it's been years since I've seen the movie.
/// 555-2312
 
2013-06-24 12:22:58 PM

amd1433: [media5.starkinsider.com image 350x242]
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On errand to get the half double decaffeinated half caf with a twist of lemon ...
 
2013-06-24 12:23:54 PM

seenonradio: Priapetic: /no you can't have zee duck

Patrick Stewart at his finest.

/unscrambled "how daddy is doing" while watching the movie the first time.
//can still recite SanDeE's phone number instantly, even though it's been years since I've seen the movie.
/// 555-2312


You forgot the star at the end.
 
2013-06-24 01:05:58 PM

FrancoFile: seenonradio: Priapetic: /no you can't have zee duck

Patrick Stewart at his finest.

/unscrambled "how daddy is doing" while watching the movie the first time.
//can still recite SanDeE's phone number instantly, even though it's been years since I've seen the movie.
/// 555-2312

You forgot the star at the end.


Dammit.  Came here solely to say that.

/tiny fist of rage, etc.
 
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