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(The Sun)   Robbie Williams puts himself in the running for future father of the year as he has declared he will buy his baby daughter drugs when she grows up - to make sure she takes the "best possible"   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-06-24 02:24:01 AM  
Does anyone ever fall for the I was just doing it for quality control line?
 
2013-06-24 02:37:08 AM  
Who is he fooling?  Robbie Williams will be dead before the end of the decade.
 
2013-06-24 06:38:20 AM  
 
2013-06-24 07:38:37 AM  
Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?
 
2013-06-24 08:00:43 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?


The Nanu Nanu guy.
 
2013-06-24 08:04:01 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Babwa Wawa: Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?

The Nanu Nanu guy.


That's Robbin Williams, different dude.
 
2013-06-24 08:09:55 AM  

EvilEgg: Crewmannumber6: Babwa Wawa: Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?

The Nanu Nanu guy.

That's Robbin Williams, different dude.


OK then, back to the original question... who the fuk is Robbie Williams?
 
2013-06-24 08:10:53 AM  

Brick-House: EvilEgg: Crewmannumber6: Babwa Wawa: Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?

The Nanu Nanu guy.

That's Robbin Williams, different dude.

OK then, back to the original question... who the fuk is Robbie Williams?


Hell if I know.
 
2013-06-24 08:13:35 AM  

EvilEgg: That's Robbin Williams, different dude.


He had a pretty impressive drug problem, too.
 
2013-06-24 08:20:57 AM  
I would start worrying when it gets time for her to be losing her virginity....
 
2013-06-24 08:20:58 AM  
Justin Bieber's tattoo artist strikes again
 
2013-06-24 08:21:46 AM  

ceebeecates4: Who is he fooling?  Robbie Williams will be dead before the end of the decade.


Liam will kill him in that boxing match, just wait
 
2013-06-24 08:30:55 AM  
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rmj_robbie-williams-rock-dj-uncens o red_music#.Ucg7YDvqlqB

best on mute

make it to roughly 3:13 for the beginning of the wackiness.

probably nsfw (very likely notsafeforlunch)
 
2013-06-24 08:37:04 AM  

EvilEgg: Crewmannumber6: Babwa Wawa: Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?

The Nanu Nanu guy.

That's Robbin Williams, different dude.


Really? wow.
 
2013-06-24 08:37:58 AM  
after reading the keith richards autobiography, the takeaway was basically this: drugs are bad... unless you can get the very best - in which case, have at it!
 
2013-06-24 08:59:53 AM  
CSB:

My dad kinda used this tactic:  when I was 16, he sat me down, had a 'drug talk' with me.  I had 'rules'

1.)  Pot only.  No chemicals.
2.)  He had to purchase it for me, but I had to use my allowance. His rational was that he wanted to be sure I didn't get anything laced, and he would know when I was doing it, in case I got into trouble with the law, and I had to understand the cost involved.
3.)  I had to do it at home.  I could have my friends over, with their parents permission. (another wrinkle...who else was gonna tell their parents they were going over to smoke a doob at a friends house)  But he wanted to make sure I wasn't driving or doing random stupid shiat.

He knew me well - by giving me a 'green light', so to speak, I honestly never tried it until I got into college.  It just seemed so 'demystified' since he told me I could and if it was OK with my dad, then there wasn't much of a big deal about it.  The man is a reverse psychology genius!
 
2013-06-24 09:25:20 AM  
For those that were asking, Robbie Williams was a member of a very successful 90's boyband in the UK, Take That. He was also pretty much the only one that went on to have anything resembling a solo career. As to why he's still relevant now? Hell if I know.
 
2013-06-24 09:32:02 AM  

Averam: For those that were asking, Robbie Williams was a member of a very successful 90's boyband in the UK, Take That. He was also pretty much the only one that went on to have anything resembling a solo career. As to why he's still relevant now? Hell if I know.


Some guy from rival band attacked him with fruit recently
/No, not from East 17
 
2013-06-24 09:46:40 AM  

Brick-House: EvilEgg: Crewmannumber6: Babwa Wawa: Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?

The Nanu Nanu guy.

That's Robbin Williams, different dude.

OK then, back to the original question... who the fuk is Robbie Williams?


Why do people on Fark like to pretend like Google does not exist?
 
2013-06-24 10:16:15 AM  
Still a great album:

www.simplymarvellouscreative.com
 
2013-06-24 10:26:04 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Who the f*ck is Robbie Williams?


Didn't he have a video where he stripped off his clothes and then his skin?  Very strange.

/seems to me that Johnny Depp made this same claim just a few years ago
 
2013-06-24 10:33:48 AM  
 
2013-06-24 10:36:47 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Why do people on Fark like to pretend like Google does not exist?


Course I could google it, and I did.

"Who the f* is XYZ?" posts are criticisms of the quality of the content that was greenlit.  I'm gathering you don't do subtlety all that well.
 
2013-06-24 10:55:12 AM  
He may be a shiatty dad, but my god he is HOT!

and "millennium" is one of my favorite songs of all time. He's such a smartass in that video!
 
2013-06-24 10:58:30 AM  

cman: Do you know who else did drugs with the father?


Keith Richards
 
2013-06-24 11:07:35 AM  

Averam: For those that were asking, Robbie Williams was a member of a very successful 90's boyband in the UK, Take That. He was also pretty much the only one that went on to have anything resembling a solo career. As to why he's still relevant now? Hell if I know.


Take That/Robbie Williams are friggin huge in the UK and overseas. Maybe a British or European farker can correct me but; at the height of his fame I thought Williams could sell out stadiums or play like 4 to 6 nights at full size arenas. Yet when he came to the states he'd be playing large nightclubs and small theaters.
 
2013-06-24 11:20:37 AM  
Eh, Robbie Williams has always had a slight problem with legitimacy. It's not like he can act his way into people forgetting his past like Justin Timberlake, and while he's okay he's not so good that people hear his solo work and forget that he's been in a boy band. So he's got this sort of crap. Grain of salt and all that - guy does what he's got to do to sell records and stay in the public eye.
 
2013-06-24 12:44:07 PM  

BeatrixK: My dad kinda used this tactic: when I was 16, he sat me down, had a 'drug talk' with me. I had 'rules'


My mom was sorta the same way. Pot only and if I wanted it I had to find my own source and money to buy it. She was the same with me when it came to smoking cigarettes.
/She said it was better for me to be a pothead that wanted to stay home than be a pillhead/methhead.
 
2013-06-24 01:46:42 PM  

mjohnson71: Averam: For those that were asking, Robbie Williams was a member of a very successful 90's boyband in the UK, Take That. He was also pretty much the only one that went on to have anything resembling a solo career. As to why he's still relevant now? Hell if I know.

Take That/Robbie Williams are friggin huge in the UK and overseas. Maybe a British or European farker can correct me but; at the height of his fame I thought Williams could sell out stadiums or play like 4 to 6 nights at full size arenas. Yet when he came to the states he'd be playing large nightclubs and small theaters.


In 2003 he did three nights at Knebworth that had an attendence of 125,000 people each night. Thats more per night than most bands get per tour.

First song
Last song

He was a very big deal and one of the biggest pop stars in the world in early 2000's.
 
2013-06-24 03:58:41 PM  

mjohnson71: Averam: For those that were asking, Robbie Williams was a member of a very successful 90's boyband in the UK, Take That. He was also pretty much the only one that went on to have anything resembling a solo career. As to why he's still relevant now? Hell if I know.

Take That/Robbie Williams are friggin huge in the UK and overseas. Maybe a British or European farker can correct me but; at the height of his fame I thought Williams could sell out stadiums or play like 4 to 6 nights at full size arenas. Yet when he came to the states he'd be playing large nightclubs and small theaters.


My understanding:
He started out as a boy band member that turned into a solo act because he was actually a talented musician/singer.  Mainly alt / pop rock.  Guy Ritchie has used a few of his songs, iirc, in Rock'n'rolla and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
 
2013-06-24 05:01:38 PM  
Must be nice being a celebrity. Is Lida Mae had said this in her trailer, she'd have lost custody to CPS before the story even ran.
 
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