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(BBC)   The babies in Spain stay mainly in the drain   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-06-23 10:13:50 PM  
I shouldn't have laughed at that headline.


/nice one subby
 
2013-06-23 10:24:21 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-06-23 10:25:38 PM  
Damn ... hope a decent, loving family is found for the baby.
 
2013-06-23 10:28:52 PM  
She confessed she had tried to get rid of the baby, but did not have enough money for abortion, police said.

I'm surprised she actually came out and said what everyone thought anyway.  It usually takes days and days of denial and coverup before they finally crack under the pressure of the media and police.
 
2013-06-23 10:28:56 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Damn ... hope a decent, loving family is found for the baby.


Ask the church. They've been finding lots of homes for lots of babies in Spain.

Oh, and I feel I shouldn't have to be more specific about which church. It's Spain.
 
2013-06-23 10:32:53 PM  
Damn lucky baby to have survived two days in a drain, wrapped up in plastic. And considering, the baby is in fair shape.
 
2013-06-23 10:34:41 PM  
God damn how big are the drains that a baby would even flush down the bowl? I don't know much about newborn babies, but aren't they usually a little bigger than even the biggest of turds? Hell, even my worst stink log I had to break up with a plunger before it would flush all the way.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-06-23 10:41:46 PM  

reklamfox: God damn how big are the drains that a baby would even flush down the bowl? I don't know much about newborn babies, but aren't they usually a little bigger than even the biggest of turds? Hell, even my worst stink log I had to break up with a plunger before it would flush all the way.

/DNRTFA


Newborns are extremely flexible. Remember they have to squeeze out of the same hole you slid your dick through 9 months before....

Anyways, whats up with babies and drains? First the one in China and now this? Just bring the little bugger to the fire station directly instead of having to make those poor firefighters work for your mistake :/
 
2013-06-23 10:46:58 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 10:48:50 PM  

ng2810: reklamfox: God damn how big are the drains that a baby would even flush down the bowl? I don't know much about newborn babies, but aren't they usually a little bigger than even the biggest of turds? Hell, even my worst stink log I had to break up with a plunger before it would flush all the way.

/DNRTFA

Newborns are extremely flexible. Remember they have to squeeze out of the same hole you slid your dick through 9 months before....

Anyways, whats up with babies and drains? First the one in China and now this? Just bring the little bugger to the fire station directly instead of having to make those poor firefighters work for your mistake :/


I know most of us freaks here on Fark are male, but check the profile buddy. I'm 100% female.
 
2013-06-23 10:49:22 PM  
Farewell and ado, to you Spanish baby...

/You're going to need a bigger plunger
 
2013-06-23 10:53:57 PM  
 
2013-06-23 10:56:09 PM  
Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 10:56:46 PM  
Anyways, whats up with babies and drains? First the one in China and now this? Just bring the little bugger to the fire station directly instead of having to make those poor firefighters work for your mistake :/

I know most of us freaks here on Fark are male, but check the profile buddy. I'm 100% female.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 10:58:07 PM  

wildcardjack: ParadisePornoTheater: Damn ... hope a decent, loving family is found for the baby.

Ask the church. They've been finding lots of homes for lots of babies in Spain.

Oh, and I feel I shouldn't have to be more specific about which church. It's Spain.


Why, do you feel like you'd be subject to some sort of Spanish Inquisition?
 
2013-06-23 10:58:07 PM  

reklamfox: God damn how big are the drains that a baby would even flush down the bowl? I don't know much about newborn babies, but aren't they usually a little bigger than even the biggest of turds? Hell, even my worst stink log I had to break up with a plunger before it would flush all the way.

/DNRTFA


How is babby flushed?
 
2013-06-23 11:01:25 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Farewell and ado, to you Spanish baby...

/You're going to need a bigger plunger


Jee-whiz, express elevator to hell for you, and i'll be right with you for laughing my ass off at that.
 
2013-06-23 11:01:55 PM  
What ever happened to leaving it on someones front porch with a note attached to the basket?
 
2013-06-23 11:02:37 PM  

wildcardjack: Ask the church. They've been finding lots of homes for lots of babies in Spain.


What the fark am I reading. How is babby frommed? How girl lose pragnent?
 
2013-06-23 11:04:57 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: What ever happened to leaving it on someones front porch with a note attached to the basket?


this
 
2013-06-23 11:05:40 PM  
You're horrible submitter.  Good job
 
2013-06-23 11:05:55 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Farewell and ado

apoo, to you Spanish baby...

FTFY
 
2013-06-23 11:09:05 PM  
She's going to be the target of hate and anger for doing this terrible thing, but what's tragic is that she would have received the same amount of hostility and slut-shaming and ostracism if she'd simply given birth and then gave the baby up for adoption, or raised it herself as a single mother.
 
2013-06-23 11:13:19 PM  

uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]



This.
 
2013-06-23 11:19:40 PM  
What a backwards country!  In the USA, this mother would have had no problem affording the disposal of this unwanted fleshy discharge...
 
2013-06-23 11:22:33 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: What ever happened to leaving it on someones front porch with a note attached to the basket?


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 11:23:44 PM  
Thanks firefighters, you've just denied that baby a chance to survive the giant rats and sewer gators and become the chosen one.
 
2013-06-23 11:28:41 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: What ever happened to leaving it on someones front porch with a note attached to the basket?


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You can find this online to download if you search correctly. No urls because Harlan Ellison believes strongly in copyright and getting paid for his words.
 
2013-06-23 11:33:07 PM  

wildcardjack: ParadisePornoTheater: Damn ... hope a decent, loving family is found for the baby.

Ask the church. They've been finding lots of homes for lots of babies in Spain.

Oh, and I feel I shouldn't have to be more specific about which church. It's Spain.


Well I wasn't expecting that.
 
2013-06-23 11:34:14 PM  
Great job subby. That is my HOTY right there (so far). It perfectly preserves the original's poetic meter.
 
2013-06-23 11:38:44 PM  

worlddan: Great job subby. That is my HOTY right there (so far). It perfectly preserves the original's poetic meter.


eh. It's not perfect....perfect would be "The babe in Spain stays mainly in the drain." but it still good.
 
2013-06-23 11:43:50 PM  

Apos: uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]


This.


The question is, are people more shocked that this happened in a Western country than when it happened in China?

/that's wasis
 
2013-06-23 11:52:50 PM  

tjassen: Should have been washed in a jug...


Came to post this
 
2013-06-23 11:54:18 PM  
Let this be a lesson girls...before you flush a newborn baby, make sure to mush it up real good so it doesn't get stuck.
 
2013-06-23 11:54:56 PM  

Huggermugger: She's going to be the target of hate and anger for doing this terrible thing, but what's tragic is that she would have received the same amount of hostility and slut-shaming and ostracism if she'd simply given birth and then gave the baby up for adoption, or raised it herself as a single mother.


Pretty sure that happens all the time and rarely ever makes the news.
 
2013-06-24 12:19:22 AM  

uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]



Hey man, tag that in the future.
 
2013-06-24 12:24:57 AM  

uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]


If that baby needs mouth to mouth, sorry, but it's too late for him. >_>

DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I'M ONLY A THIRD GERMAN!
 
2013-06-24 12:26:48 AM  

uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]


He looks flushed.
 
2013-06-24 12:28:39 AM  

sendtodave: Apos: uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]


This.

The question is, are people more shocked that this happened in a Western country than when it happened in China?

/that's wasis


China has less respect for life (especially baby girls) than Spain, but I was more shocked with the Chinese article because it had graphic pics.

Thank god both lived.  I really have no idea how the poor Chinese baby survived.
 
2013-06-24 12:30:34 AM  

hardinparamedic: uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]

If that baby needs mouth to mouth, sorry, but it's too late for him. >_>

DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I'M ONLY A THIRD GERMAN!


Two babies in a drain the new two girls and one cup?
 
2013-06-24 12:39:16 AM  

uber humper: sendtodave: Apos: uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]


This.

The question is, are people more shocked that this happened in a Western country than when it happened in China?

/that's wasis

China has less respect for life (especially baby girls) than Spain, but I was more shocked with the Chinese article because it had graphic pics.

Thank god both lived.  I really have no idea how the poor Chinese baby survived.


Very cool.
 
2013-06-24 12:43:17 AM  
I read that to the tune of "The life of the wife is ended by the knife"
 
2013-06-24 12:49:29 AM  

blottoman: uber humper: sendtodave: Apos: uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]


This.

The question is, are people more shocked that this happened in a Western country than when it happened in China?

/that's wasis

China has less respect for life (especially baby girls) than Spain, but I was more shocked with the Chinese article because it had graphic pics.

Thank god both lived.  I really have no idea how the poor Chinese baby survived.

Very cool.


Yup.  Very cool tag
 
2013-06-24 12:50:29 AM  
I did a GIS to find a picture of a girl with their hand down the drain so I could post "By George I think she's got it!"

Then I found this instead.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-24 01:23:27 AM  

Poison Appleseeds: Let this be a lesson girls...before you flush a newborn baby, make sure to mush it up real good so it doesn't get stuck.


Blenders too?
 
2013-06-24 01:27:02 AM  
uber humper:

Yup.  Very cool tag

outcome
 
2013-06-24 02:14:24 AM  
HOW IS BABBY JAMMED?
 
2013-06-24 04:11:59 AM  

ng2810: reklamfox: God damn how big are the drains that a baby would even flush down the bowl? I don't know much about newborn babies, but aren't they usually a little bigger than even the biggest of turds? Hell, even my worst stink log I had to break up with a plunger before it would flush all the way.

/DNRTFA

Newborns are extremely flexible. Remember they have to squeeze out of the same hole you slid your dick through 9 months before....

Anyways, whats up with babies and drains? First the one in China and now this? Just bring the little bugger to the fire station directly instead of having to make those poor firefighters work for your mistake :/


OR RTFA

The two-day-old baby boy - who still had his umbilical cord attached - was found wrapped in plastic bags in the manhole in the building's courtyard.

Like trash bins, lift cover, drop refuse, drop cover.
 
2013-06-24 05:11:06 AM  
What about in Korea?
 
2013-06-24 06:18:04 AM  

sendtodave: Apos: uber humper: Reminds me of this baby found in a toilet drain pipe in China:

[img.fark.net image 478x269]


This.

The question is, are people more shocked that this happened in a Western country than when it happened in China?

/that's wasis


Kinda, but I though they were both free healthcare type socialist Utopias that the US strives to emulate.
 
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