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(TMZ)   In One Hot Minute, Anthony Kiedis breaks out some Freaky Styley moves on a security guard who tried to stop him from going into his hotel. By the Way Anthony, I'm With You but I'd love to get some Mother's Milk from that girl you're with   (tmz.com) divider line 56
    More: Dumbass, Anthony Kiedis, One Hot Minute, Freaky Styley, TMZ, RHCP, Rolling Stones  
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2013-06-23 03:51:27 PM
Marius2 arrested after drunken night with the wife of Anthony Kiedes. "It was blood sugar sex magik everywhere" a maid was quoted saying.
 
2013-06-23 04:09:21 PM
Looks like security won to me.
 
2013-06-23 04:30:23 PM

Relatively Obscure: Looks like security won to me.


To be fair, they were fighting a senior citizen.
 
2013-06-23 05:46:19 PM
Good try, but too forced.
 
2013-06-23 06:14:18 PM
It's kind of hard to throw down wearing slippers.

/anyway, he has body guards who fight for him.
//what the hell was that all about anyway?
///does the four seasons not want any riff raff staying in their place
////because there's lots of rich riff raff
 
2013-06-23 07:47:17 PM

basemetal: It's kind of hard to throw down wearing slippers.

/anyway, he has body guards who fight for him.
//what the hell was that all about anyway?
///does the four seasons not want any riff raff staying in their place
////because there's lots of rich riff raff


Apparently the Rolling Stones (they're still alive and touring?) were getting out of the hotel as he was heading in. The security guy was hired by the security guards of the Stones for extra security. He claimed he thought he was a fan trying to rush the Stones.
 
2013-06-23 07:50:23 PM
Having done security, I would be f*cking ashamed of anyone who pulled this. That was a sh*tty way to handle a situation, and escalated it without any reason. Then again, there are a LOT of really sh*tty security guards out there, and half assed bouncers. I've worked with way too many crappy ones, and sadly, good crews are hard to come by, because a lot of folks keep employing goons without much discretion...
 
2013-06-23 08:04:15 PM

marius2: basemetal: It's kind of hard to throw down wearing slippers.

/anyway, he has body guards who fight for him.
//what the hell was that all about anyway?
///does the four seasons not want any riff raff staying in their place
////because there's lots of rich riff raff

Apparently the Rolling Stones (they're still alive and touring?) were getting out of the hotel as he was heading in. The security guy was hired by the security guards of the Stones for extra security. He claimed he thought he was a fan trying to rush the Stones.


Ah, that makes sense, but they handled it wrong.
 
2013-06-23 08:07:12 PM

basemetal: marius2: basemetal: It's kind of hard to throw down wearing slippers.

/anyway, he has body guards who fight for him.
//what the hell was that all about anyway?
///does the four seasons not want any riff raff staying in their place
////because there's lots of rich riff raff

Apparently the Rolling Stones (they're still alive and touring?) were getting out of the hotel as he was heading in. The security guy was hired by the security guards of the Stones for extra security. He claimed he thought he was a fan trying to rush the Stones.

Ah, that makes sense, but they handled it wrong.


Pretty damn much.
 
2013-06-23 08:24:36 PM
basemetal:
Ah, that makes sense, but they handled it wrong.

Absolutely. It seems everyone denies this guy works for them, and I imagine he won't be working for anyone anytime soon. Though it's hard to see in the video who shoves who first to be fair to him.

Also yay, this is my 50th green! I'd like to thank Satan (of course), and my Mum (I wouldn't be here without her). I'd like to thank boredom for getting me to come on Fark in the first place, and my complete boredom which actually got me to finally create an account after years of lurking. *sniffle* To 50 more!
 
2013-06-23 08:57:43 PM
I used to have that same damned shirt.
 
2013-06-23 09:00:34 PM
thatescalatedquickly.jpg
 
2013-06-23 09:02:17 PM
The Stones would never hire overzealous security guards who use questionable judgement.
 
2013-06-23 09:07:11 PM
I understand why the stones need bodyguards and everything, but at this point if you mess with them, it'd be like annoying a pack of grampas.
 
2013-06-23 09:09:31 PM

Dels: The Stones would never hire overzealous security guards who use questionable judgement.


At least, Kiedis wasn't waving a gun.
 
2013-06-23 09:10:19 PM
"One hot Minute" is one of their best albums--I wonder if they'd ever play anything from that album in concert--now that Frusciante is gone.
 
2013-06-23 09:12:59 PM
Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up
 
2013-06-23 09:13:17 PM
Navarro was on One Hot Minute, not Frusciante
 
2013-06-23 09:13:55 PM

madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up


I bet you're a blast at parties. Tell us who we should listen to instead.
 
2013-06-23 09:15:52 PM

alexjoss: "One hot Minute" is one of their best albums--I wonder if they'd ever play anything from that album in concert--now that Frusciante is gone.


It is... But I think you mean the dude from Jane's Addiction - Perry Farrell.
 
2013-06-23 09:17:32 PM

marius2: madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up

I bet you're a blast at parties. Tell us who we should listen to instead.


I bet it's One Direction or Justin Beiber
 
2013-06-23 09:18:30 PM

OOBE Juan Kenobi: alexjoss: "One hot Minute" is one of their best albums--I wonder if they'd ever play anything from that album in concert--now that Frusciante is gone.

It is... But I think you mean the dude from Jane's Addiction - Perry Farrell.


Navarro played guitar on it but when Frusciante came back, the Peppers wouldn't play any of One Hot Minute
 
2013-06-23 09:20:44 PM

SnoMan: Navarro was on One Hot Minute, not Frusciante


which is why I said now that Frusciante is out of the band
 
2013-06-23 09:22:54 PM
It took all day to come up with this headline
 
2013-06-23 09:25:57 PM
Anthony Kiedis is turning into Geraldo Rivera.
 
2013-06-23 09:27:06 PM

proteon: It took all day to come up with this headline


Actually it was about 30 seco...oh I see....
 
2013-06-23 09:30:08 PM
Cool of Anthony to put his hand out (first) and shake the security dude's hand.
 
2013-06-23 09:34:00 PM
Looks like both parties owned a little responsibility there, shook and moved on.
 
2013-06-23 09:43:56 PM
Fake.
 
2013-06-23 10:25:27 PM

marius2: madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up

I bet you're a blast at parties. Tell us who we should listen to instead.


Except that he's right.  Red Hot Chili Peppers really suck.  And always have.

And what's this about Kiedis being with a girl?  Did he and Flea break up?  When did that happen?

Just always seemed like those two were a little too into each other, is all I'm suggesting.
 
2013-06-23 10:36:44 PM

Dels: The Stones would never hire overzealous security guards who use questionable judgement.


HA! Nice.
 
2013-06-23 10:42:25 PM
California
Californication
California-ifornia
Cal
Ifornia
 
2013-06-23 11:04:30 PM

madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up


People've always been into the celebrity thing. Ever since Thok took down that Mammoth with nothing but a stick and some dried up feces.
 
2013-06-23 11:10:14 PM

Cargo: marius2: madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up

I bet you're a blast at parties. Tell us who we should listen to instead.

Except that he's right.  Red Hot Chili Peppers really suck.  And always have.

And what's this about Kiedis being with a girl?  Did he and Flea break up?  When did that happen?

Just always seemed like those two were a little too into each other, is all I'm suggesting.


I wouldn't say they've always sucked. More like they've long since passed their prime. The way Kiedis' voice is going, he'll be even worse off than Wayne Newton. Though he'll likely be less of a douchebag. It's kind of hard to hate on him too much though, he did lose his virginity at thirteen, to his dad's twenty something girlfriend.
 
2013-06-23 11:31:56 PM

madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up


Thank Christ you got that off your chest!  Bold move!
 
2013-06-23 11:41:57 PM
"He's wearing your slippers".

That slayed.

Probably seen the Chili's play more times than any other band other than The Tragically Hip.

Never seen a bad show.

Hell, even that vid was kinda entertaining in it's own way.
 
2013-06-23 11:58:55 PM
I'd like to see that security guard try that with Henry Rollins.
 
2013-06-24 12:25:50 AM

Satanic_Hamster: I'd like to see that security guard try that with Henry Rollins.


Rollins would have politely talked his way in.
 
2013-06-24 12:40:23 AM

R.A.Danny: Rollins would have politely talked his way in.


Rollins would have just needed to nod in a friendly manner towards the guy and walked right on by.
 
2013-06-24 12:56:13 AM
FTA: The Stones source says it's possible the bodyguard was hired in Philly to supplement the band's regular security.

Because that hasn't ever ended badly before...
 
2013-06-24 04:10:17 AM

hubiestubert: basemetal: marius2: basemetal: It's kind of hard to throw down wearing slippers.

/anyway, he has body guards who fight for him.
//what the hell was that all about anyway?
///does the four seasons not want any riff raff staying in their place
////because there's lots of rich riff raff

Apparently the Rolling Stones (they're still alive and touring?) were getting out of the hotel as he was heading in. The security guy was hired by the security guards of the Stones for extra security. He claimed he thought he was a fan trying to rush the Stones.

Ah, that makes sense, but they handled it wrong.

Pretty damn much.


Yeah, you don't block egress into or out of a hotel without actually being an employee of said hotel. I don't know who the fark this guy thinks he is, but the Rolling Stones are not foreign dignitaries. They are a bunch of smelly old men that have way too much money and have probably had more pussy than I'd ever see in a lifetime of playing.

Come to think of it, maybe they do need protection - from guys like me that want to kick them in their wrinkled old scrotums! Damn lucky bastards.
 
2013-06-24 04:44:23 AM

quatchi: Probably seen the Chili's play more times than any other band other than The Tragically Hip.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-24 05:19:12 AM

TwistedFark: hubiestubert: basemetal: marius2: basemetal: It's kind of hard to throw down wearing slippers.

/anyway, he has body guards who fight for him.
//what the hell was that all about anyway?
///does the four seasons not want any riff raff staying in their place
////because there's lots of rich riff raff

Apparently the Rolling Stones (they're still alive and touring?) were getting out of the hotel as he was heading in. The security guy was hired by the security guards of the Stones for extra security. He claimed he thought he was a fan trying to rush the Stones.

Ah, that makes sense, but they handled it wrong.

Pretty damn much.

Yeah, you don't block egress into or out of a hotel without actually being an employee of said hotel. I don't know who the fark this guy thinks he is, but the Rolling Stones are not foreign dignitaries. They are a bunch of smelly old men that have way too much money and have probably had more pussy than
..


Does that explain the smelly part?
 
2013-06-24 07:17:17 AM
What happened to his six pack? Looks like he's had implants to make it into a keg.
 
2013-06-24 07:52:07 AM

marius2: madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up

I bet you're a blast at parties. Tell us who we should listen to instead.


Handel. Or Hayden. Mozart. Shostakovich.

you know, real musicians.
 
2013-06-24 07:56:46 AM
I've liked some of the Chili Peppers' stuff, but for the most part they seem to be sell aggrandizing pricks so fark em in their farking fark hole.
 
2013-06-24 09:28:02 AM

willfullyobscure: marius2: madcan34: Who gives a fark?

The most overrated band on the planet next to Aerosmith.

Society's enthrallment of all things celebrity makes me vomit in my mouth just a little less than the music these clowns throw up

I bet you're a blast at parties. Tell us who we should listen to instead.

Handel. Or Hayden. Mozart. Shostakovich.

you know, real musicians.


If you're referring to who I think you're referring to, it's spelled Haydn. I mean, if you're going to put on snobbish airs and all, at least know what you're talking about.
 
2013-06-24 11:19:10 AM
Looks to me like Kiedis pushed first. The security guard could have handled it better though. All Kiedis had to do was pull out his room key. 'I'm a guest here'. Thats all it takes. Saying 'fark off' and trying to push past security isn't the smartest way to handle it. At least they shook hands and manned up and moved on with their days. Imagine if that was Kanye instead of Kiedis. We'd never hear the end of it.
 
2013-06-24 11:20:20 AM
I like the band, but what's up with all the "we're soooooo LA....we're LA to the *bone*..." and all that crap?

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You're from LA?  That's something you're supposed to be proud of, like it's some kind of status symbol?
 
2013-06-24 12:03:53 PM

ristst: I like the band, but what's up with all the "we're soooooo LA....we're LA to the *bone*..." and all that crap?

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You're from LA?  That's something you're supposed to be proud of, like it's some kind of status symbol?


Welcome to Hollywood, put a dick in your mouth.
 
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