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(Russia & India Report)   Russian bridge suddenly disappears due to: A) floods. B) structural weakness. C) theft   (indrus.in) divider line 48
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2013-06-23 05:46:19 PM
how the fark you steal a bridge?

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2013-06-23 08:11:02 PM
Russian police have blamed unusual disappearances on scrap metal collectors in the past, including the unsolved thefts of several steam locomotives in Krasnoyarsk Region in 2005 and a bicycle of a circus bear - a heavy steel structure unfit for human use - in Tatarstan last May.

Oh man, fark the bridge. Someone stole a bicycle from a circus bear. Why aren't there more articles about that?
 
2013-06-23 08:28:36 PM

TheOmni: Oh man, fark the bridge. Someone stole a bicycle from a circus bear. Why aren't there more articles about that?


Agreed. Bridge thefts are nothing new (this is at least the 3rd one), so tell us more about the bear.
 
2013-06-23 08:30:16 PM
Well they recovered the whole bridge, now just need to put it back up.  That should be safe.
 
2013-06-23 08:30:41 PM
In other news, a 23-year old Vologda man has been named head of the Russian Olympic Committee.
 
2013-06-23 08:32:03 PM

"The criminal turned out to be a 23-year-old local man recently released on parole, regional police said in a statement Friday, without specifying his name or previous offense."


23 years old and already a shiatty criminal, since the police followed the tracks the bridge made on the ground straight to the thief's house.

 
2013-06-23 08:32:22 PM
D) twisting violently in teh wind

cwx.prenhall.com
 
2013-06-23 08:35:50 PM
And here when this guy tried to sell you this bridge you thought he was just trying to be funny.
 
2013-06-23 08:38:10 PM
Why don't we make turnabout fair play?  Your third conviction for such scrapping and you're salvaged for scrap.
 
2013-06-23 08:39:19 PM
How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.
 
2013-06-23 08:39:47 PM

Loren: Why don't we make turnabout fair play?  Your third conviction for such scrapping and you're salvaged for scrap.


Dibs on the liver
 
2013-06-23 08:39:49 PM

Satanic_Hamster: How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.


with draco malfoy
 
2013-06-23 08:40:04 PM

SpikeStrip: how the fark you steal a bridge?

[img.fark.net image 850x347]


With a tractor.  Didn't you read the article?
 
2013-06-23 08:43:23 PM

Satanic_Hamster: How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.




Probably a version of this:

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 08:43:24 PM

lack of warmth: Well they recovered the whole bridge, now just need to put it back up.  That should be safe.


Riveting story to come...
 
2013-06-23 08:46:09 PM
You mean it wasn't Carmen Sandiego.
 
2013-06-23 08:47:18 PM

El Dudereno: You mean it wasn't Carmen Sandiego.


no she's the one with the Convertible
 
2013-06-23 08:51:00 PM
I'm gonig to go out on a limb and guess vodka was involved, in large quantities.

Have they discovered meth in Russia yet?
 
2013-06-23 08:53:00 PM

Satanic_Hamster: How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.


I would assume that "welding machine" refers to some sort of oxy-acetylene torch (which can cut steel), not an arc welder.
 
2013-06-23 08:53:30 PM

ArkPanda: I'm gonig to go out on a limb and guess vodka was involved, in large quantities.

Have they discovered meth in Russia yet?


no their latest discovery is still Phenibut

www.erowid.org
 
2013-06-23 08:57:24 PM
Oh God 20 posts and nobody's done it yet:

IN SOVIET UNION, BRIDGE STEALS *YOU*!
 
2013-06-23 08:59:41 PM
Yeah, right. If you believe this story I got a bridge to sell ya.


Seriously.

If interested contact me at n­o­t­i­nth­eru­s­sia­n­m­a­f­ia[nospam-﹫-backwards]loa­*com.
 
2013-06-23 09:00:19 PM

Ivo Shandor: Satanic_Hamster: How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.

I would assume that "welding machine" refers to some sort of oxy-acetylene torch (which can cut steel), not an arc welder.


Thinking plasma torch.
 
2013-06-23 09:00:45 PM
"Russian police have blamed unusual disappearances on scrap metal collectors in the past."
Very interesting as the U.S. has arrested many Russia immigrants belonging to organized crime for the same type of thing.

I think their using it to build satellites and space ships to spy on us......
 
2013-06-23 09:15:50 PM
i used to enjoy opioids back in the day, now they just make me sick.  poor me.
 
2013-06-23 09:21:09 PM
The whole bridge?

Sergent Colon is not gong to be happy about this, not one bit.
 
2013-06-23 09:22:43 PM
the whole Skyway bridge
 
2013-06-23 09:25:11 PM
Why don't you quit with the negative waves?

It's a mother beautiful bridge.  And it's gonna be there.
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 09:28:11 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Ivo Shandor: Satanic_Hamster: How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.

I would assume that "welding machine" refers to some sort of oxy-acetylene torch (which can cut steel), not an arc welder.

Thinking plasma torch.


Which still leaves one question. How do you have and know how to use a tractor and a plasma torch, but you can't figure out anything to do with them more lucrative than scrapping steel?

/capitalism ftw
 
2013-06-23 09:29:32 PM
P.s. add me to the list that wants to hear more about the circus bear bicycles.
 
2013-06-23 09:30:33 PM
Police on the lookout for a square being chased by a yellow duck and a black vibrating "X" thing.
 
2013-06-23 09:31:37 PM
just walk across it like Nik Wallenda
 
2013-06-23 09:34:25 PM

Unimpressed Man: Which still leaves one question. How do you have and know how to use a tractor and a plasma torch, but you can't figure out anything to do with them more lucrative than scrapping steel?

/capitalism ftw


And better; dragging to your home leaving a trail.

I'm guessing alcohol or drugs was involved.
 
2013-06-23 09:34:41 PM

TommyDeuce: Colon


Came for the Watch reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-23 09:44:10 PM

Ivo Shandor: TheOmni: Oh man, fark the bridge. Someone stole a bicycle from a circus bear. Why aren't there more articles about that?

Agreed. Bridge thefts are nothing new (this is at least the 3rd one), so tell us more about the bear.


www.elainemacintyre.net

Also want to know more about the bear.
 
2013-06-23 09:58:11 PM
It's not necessarily  amazing that he stole the bridge.

It IS amazing that he stole it in ONE PIECE.
 
2013-06-23 10:07:19 PM

Loren: Why don't we make turnabout fair play?  Your third conviction for such scrapping and you're salvaged for scrap.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 10:29:08 PM

Gyrfalcon: It's not necessarily  amazing that he stole the bridge.

It IS amazing that he stole it in ONE PIECE


www.nfopocalypse.com

Easy as pie
 
2013-06-23 10:49:40 PM
I read that as Russian bride suddenly disappears due to: A) floods. B) structural weakness. C) theft , and I was like, what's the problem?
 
2013-06-23 10:52:15 PM

Fano: Gyrfalcon: It's not necessarily  amazing that he stole the bridge.

It IS amazing that he stole it in ONE PIECE

[www.nfopocalypse.com image 415x249]

Easy as pie


i1-news.softpedia-static.com
 
2013-06-23 11:33:33 PM

SpikeStrip: how the fark you steal a bridge?


A Russian will steal a hot stove.
 
2013-06-23 11:37:58 PM

Pribar: Satanic_Hamster: How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.



Probably a version of this:


I was thinking this was Carmen San Diego type super villanry until they said he just used a tracker.
 
2013-06-24 12:55:48 AM

traylor: I read that as Russian bride suddenly disappears due to: A) floods. B) structural weakness. C) theft , and I was like, what's the problem?


Same here.
 
2013-06-24 02:01:10 AM
You want bridge? I give you good price, you touch my vodka I cut you!
 
2013-06-24 03:34:59 AM

Unimpressed Man: P.s. add me to the list that wants to hear more about the circus bear bicycles.


I found an article.
 
2013-06-24 04:54:56 AM
s22.postimg.org

Vector wanted for questioning.
 
2013-06-24 10:41:42 AM

Ivo Shandor: Unimpressed Man: P.s. add me to the list that wants to hear more about the circus bear bicycles.

I found an article.


Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2013-06-24 11:14:37 AM

Satanic_Hamster: How the fark can you dismantle a bridge with a welding machine.


I'm guessing it's a generator/stick welder machine, with an air compressor, so my bet is he got an arc gouger setup and went to town

/would have been loud as fark though
 
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