smunns: They just informed us there is a paramedic at the bottom of the canyon. Ummm. Ok.
cowbell204: Why is there a paramedic on the canyon floor?
TheShavingofOccam123: This guy is a complete idiot.Summer is the worst time to do anything in the air in the high desert. Thermals off that canyon are going to pick him up and deposit his body somewhere Laughlin.Of course, now Winter would be a bad time too considering snow and rain...
Your_Midnight_Man: I wonder if this is going to get autotuned..
Popcorn Johnny: try fect taa daa: Wife is hotAnd potentially available.
FC Exile: Yea the Navajos are behind the scenes butchering sheep!
wxboy: So, anyone know the exact location this is going on at?
Benevolent Misanthrope: donnielove: Wait, his mother is a Wallenda? I'm very confused.Why is that confusing? Oh - you mean that he decided to use the name Wallenda, because if he used his dad's name no one would pay half as much attention to him?
Benevolent Misanthrope: Psycat: Fuggin Bizzy: Psycat: Any of you young'uns remember Evel Knievel? People would drive hundreds of miles and sit around for hours--and then his actual stunt would take maybe 10 seconds. Why do people go through all that trouble for a peak experience that's over in almost no time at all?Explain that to me, and I'll explain the Kentucky Derby to you.It really baffles me that people will devote a whole day when the main event lasts minutes or even seconds...Me, too. I have never understood it.Oo - "prayer and contemplation!" DRINK!
IrishBlunder: Would it be wrong to walk at the bottom of the canyon underneath him with a dustpan and brush?
Psycat: Any of you young'uns remember Evel Knievel? People would drive hundreds of miles and sit around for hours--and then his actual stunt would take maybe 10 seconds. Why do people go through all that trouble for a peak experience that's over in almost no time at all?
TheGreatGazoo: Won't he just hang in midair until he realises there is nothing below him, and then fall and make a dent in the ground and just crawl out of it looking confused?Will there be an annoying bird involved?
Fuggin Bizzy: "That's really where I get my peace," he said. "I have confidence that if something were to happen to me, I know where I'm going."No you don't. You have a theory on the matter, but nobody really knows for sure due to that 1-way ticket problem.That said...good luck.
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