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(Chicago Trib)   Nik Wallenda confident ahead of high wire act. Grand Canyon and Darwin looking pretty confident too   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 58
    More: Asinine, Karl Wallenda, Grand Canyon, Navajo Nation, wind gust, tropical storm andrea  
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4063 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jun 2013 at 6:44 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-23 06:46:17 PM
11 votes:
After this, if he wants to walk across the second biggest hole in the world, he should contact my ex-wife.
2013-06-23 07:15:01 PM
4 votes:
blogs.ajc.com
2013-06-23 10:09:25 PM
3 votes:
Naked and Afraid sounds like the worst dating show ever.
2013-06-23 09:43:03 PM
3 votes:
He sounds like he's getting pounded by Jesus. "Oh you're my king. Oh yes Jesus. Yes Jesus. You're so good. I love you Jesus. Yes Jesus. That's my king."
2013-06-23 08:18:53 PM
3 votes:
up next:

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2013-06-23 08:14:25 PM
3 votes:

smunns: They just informed us there is a paramedic at the bottom of the canyon.  Ummm. Ok.


A janitor might be more appropriate.
2013-06-23 06:53:40 PM
3 votes:

js34603: Why?


To get to the other side.
2013-06-23 06:47:01 PM
3 votes:
I'm not sure he truly understands the gravity of the situation.
2013-06-23 09:52:20 PM
2 votes:
Ricky Gervais @rickygervais
That bloke crossing the grand canyon must be starving. I mean, I love cheeses too but I don't go on about them ALL the farking time.
2013-06-23 09:52:18 PM
2 votes:
I wish they'd cut his mic and play "Highway to Hell" or something.
2013-06-23 09:15:26 PM
2 votes:

cowbell204: Why is there a paramedic on the canyon floor?


To resesucitate any prairie dogs he falls on.
2013-06-23 07:52:31 PM
2 votes:
What would really suck is if he was halfway over the canyon and a woman sitting on an inverted biplane clipped him...
2013-06-23 07:21:55 PM
2 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: This guy is a complete idiot.

Summer is the worst time to do anything in the air in the high desert. Thermals off that canyon are going to pick him up and deposit his body somewhere Laughlin.

Of course, now Winter would be a bad time too considering snow and rain...


Fall is probably a bad option as well.
2013-06-24 10:23:44 AM
1 votes:
img4.fotos-hochladen.net
2013-06-23 10:17:02 PM
1 votes:
Heh, he just completely blew off Osteen.
2013-06-23 10:06:32 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to bed.  Discovery channel should cover that.  I might fart.

He made a foolish accomplishment.  Big deal.
2013-06-23 10:06:18 PM
1 votes:
Can the kids open their mouths a little more as they chew their gum?
2013-06-23 10:02:50 PM
1 votes:
Huh...he made it.  Why am I not entertained?
2013-06-23 10:02:15 PM
1 votes:
Because squirrels do that all the time.
2013-06-23 10:01:55 PM
1 votes:
He brought his kids to watch? What a dick.
2013-06-23 10:01:09 PM
1 votes:
He just kissed that black man's foot!
2013-06-23 10:00:51 PM
1 votes:
Spoiler:  He thanks Jesus.
2013-06-23 09:58:54 PM
1 votes:
None of the Discovery people dare say a word - not because his life is on the line, but because Jesus is now in full control of the entire broadcast.
2013-06-23 09:57:37 PM
1 votes:
if jesus didnt want men to have buttseckz why did he make the hole so tight
2013-06-23 09:57:01 PM
1 votes:
Even if you hate the Jesus talk, this is farking impressive
2013-06-23 09:56:40 PM
1 votes:
I heard Jesus just left Chicago

Nah.
He's still there.blog.bullz-eye.com
2013-06-23 09:56:12 PM
1 votes:

Your_Midnight_Man: I wonder if this is going to get autotuned..


I pray it happens. In Jesus name.
2013-06-23 09:54:37 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if this is going to get autotuned..
2013-06-23 09:53:02 PM
1 votes:
Fark is making me laugh, but I just walked by the tv to get my drink and had a moment of - "Oh, shoot! I hope I don't distract him by walking by!"

I don't know why I have this on. I hate it on multiple levels.
2013-06-23 09:52:18 PM
1 votes:
I heard Jesus just left Chicago.
2013-06-23 09:50:47 PM
1 votes:
"Oh Lord Jesus"

Dude.. this is all you.. your mythical sky wizard and his hippy kid have nothing to do with this.
2013-06-23 09:48:42 PM
1 votes:
For those who have been missing it..... This is Camera 4.

img526.imageshack.us
2013-06-23 09:46:14 PM
1 votes:
This guy is REALLY into Jesus. In fact I'm pretty sure he wishes Jesus was IN him. physically.
/divine buttsecks
2013-06-23 09:42:54 PM
1 votes:
Is this what fundies sound like in the bedroom?
2013-06-23 09:41:28 PM
1 votes:
Oh, Jesus is the name of the guy in the white hat!
2013-06-23 09:40:31 PM
1 votes:
Imagine the reaction if the feed goes out due to a technical fault and not because he fell.
2013-06-23 09:40:28 PM
1 votes:
He's said "Lord", "God", "Jesus", "God", and "Jesus" "Jesus" "Jesus".  Sort of reminds me of the Farting Preacher for some reason.  I'm just gonna finish my drink now.
2013-06-23 09:33:33 PM
1 votes:
He should stop halfway, drop his pants, and take the world's highest dump ever.
2013-06-23 09:28:55 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: try fect taa daa: Wife is hot

And potentially available.


Your best bet would be to catch her at the funeral while she's emotionally vulnerable.
2013-06-23 09:28:09 PM
1 votes:
t's happening!  LIVE AS IT HAPPENS! HE"S NOW CHANGING HIS PANTS!
kth
2013-06-23 09:00:04 PM
1 votes:

FC Exile: Yea the Navajos are behind the scenes butchering sheep!


I would be much more likely to watch the Miss America pageant if they had to butcher sheep, like such as.
2013-06-23 08:56:25 PM
1 votes:
JESUS FARK - Joel Osteen!  DRINK!  Twice!
2013-06-23 08:49:47 PM
1 votes:

wxboy: So, anyone know the exact location this is going on at?


The United States.
2013-06-23 08:43:29 PM
1 votes:
number of minutes into the show: 45
number of steps taken: 0
2013-06-23 08:43:18 PM
1 votes:
Last minute change in plans...

img.fark.net
2013-06-23 08:36:57 PM
1 votes:
She sez 'See you on the otherside'
2013-06-23 08:35:29 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: donnielove: Wait, his mother is a Wallenda?  I'm very confused.

Why is that confusing?  Oh - you mean that he decided to use the name Wallenda, because if he used his dad's name no one would pay half as much attention to him?


Nobody wants a Flying Troffer


img.fark.net
2013-06-23 08:30:52 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Psycat: Fuggin Bizzy: Psycat: Any of you young'uns remember Evel Knievel?  People would drive hundreds of miles and sit around for hours--and then his actual stunt would take maybe 10 seconds.  Why do people go through all that trouble for a peak experience that's over in almost no time at all?

Explain that to me, and I'll explain the Kentucky Derby to you.

It really baffles me that people will devote a whole day when the main event lasts minutes or even seconds...

Me, too.  I have never understood it.

Oo - "prayer and contemplation!"  DRINK!


I think that what makes the Kentucky Derby work is that the two-minute race is bracketed by several hours of drinking Jack Daniels...
2013-06-23 08:26:22 PM
1 votes:

IrishBlunder: Would it be wrong to walk at the bottom of the canyon underneath him with a dustpan and brush?


I think a shop vac would be more useful.
2013-06-23 08:22:27 PM
1 votes:

Psycat: Any of you young'uns remember Evel Knievel?  People would drive hundreds of miles and sit around for hours--and then his actual stunt would take maybe 10 seconds.  Why do people go through all that trouble for a peak experience that's over in almost no time at all?


Explain that to me, and I'll explain the Kentucky Derby to you.
2013-06-23 08:04:58 PM
1 votes:
christ on a stick, Jim Cantore's there.
2013-06-23 08:04:20 PM
1 votes:
Jim Cantore is there.  That means disaster.
2013-06-23 07:51:03 PM
1 votes:
If he dies, tomorrow is Monday.  Humanity moves on. And Justin Beiber lives. Think about that.
2013-06-23 07:14:28 PM
1 votes:

TheGreatGazoo: Won't he just hang in midair until he realises there is nothing below him, and then fall and make a dent in the ground and just crawl out of it looking confused?

Will there be an annoying bird involved?


Don't be silly. He can't possibly hold a sign and the balancing pole.
2013-06-23 07:09:08 PM
1 votes:
I'm hoping he pulls a Evil Kneivel and falls and pulls the chute.  For the Lulz.
2013-06-23 07:05:31 PM
1 votes:
who here wants to see him fall? 100%? okay thank you
2013-06-23 07:00:06 PM
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: "That's really where I get my peace," he said. "I have confidence that if something were to happen to me, I know where I'm going."

No you don't. You have a theory on the matter, but nobody really knows for sure due to that 1-way ticket problem.

That said...good luck.


No, he has a hypothesis on the matter.
2013-06-23 06:56:04 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
 
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