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(Chicago Trib)   Nik Wallenda confident ahead of high wire act. Grand Canyon and Darwin looking pretty confident too   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 543
    More: Asinine, Karl Wallenda, Grand Canyon, Navajo Nation, wind gust, tropical storm andrea  
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2013-06-23 09:40:50 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn - anyone playing the drinking game is going to be totally alcohol poisoned by the end of it!


That was my thought - more people will miss work tomdorrow due to hangovers than after the Superbowl
 
2013-06-23 09:40:51 PM  
Camera #4 on the discovery semi live feed is farking terrifying.
 
2013-06-23 09:40:54 PM  

Deep Contact: He should be wearing a Evel Knievel outfit.


He should be wearing a parachute and a pair of brown pants...
 
2013-06-23 09:41:18 PM  
Annnnd he's already had to sit down once....BAD sign....
 
2013-06-23 09:41:19 PM  
I'm sitting on my couch and watching him is making me sick. F*cking insane.
 
2013-06-23 09:41:24 PM  
oh crazy Jesus thank you Jesus....I'm turning off the sound.
 
2013-06-23 09:41:28 PM  
Oh, Jesus is the name of the guy in the white hat!
 
2013-06-23 09:41:29 PM  
Maybe he'll fall and a parachute with the British flag will open like in Moonraker!
 
2013-06-23 09:41:37 PM  
This guy is batshiat insane. I can't watch this.
 
2013-06-23 09:41:43 PM  
oh shiat all he cameras went black.  what happened>!?!
 
2013-06-23 09:41:51 PM  
Now I see why they have this on a Sunday.
Dude is "praising Jesus" so much with "the authority of Christ" that he may as well be walking across the pews in church.
 
2013-06-23 09:41:52 PM  
O.o

NOPE
 
2013-06-23 09:41:57 PM  
I can't farking watch this. I can't imagine what he is feelin. Sunday night suicide? I am at least learning how to pray.
 
2013-06-23 09:42:12 PM  
I'll admit it, this is hard to watch.
 
2013-06-23 09:42:21 PM  
He's not going to make it. He's scared out of his mind, and it looks like he's not in a good mood (everything is going wrong)
 
2013-06-23 09:42:27 PM  
Holy shiat does he have a long way to walk
 
2013-06-23 09:42:50 PM  
Ok so everyone's impressed now - Grand Canyon or no, American or Canadian football fields
 
2013-06-23 09:42:54 PM  
Is this what fundies sound like in the bedroom?
 
2013-06-23 09:43:03 PM  
He sounds like he's getting pounded by Jesus. "Oh you're my king. Oh yes Jesus. Yes Jesus. You're so good. I love you Jesus. Yes Jesus. That's my king."
 
2013-06-23 09:43:13 PM  
Cam 4 or nothing!
 
2013-06-23 09:43:36 PM  
"Help me, Jebus!"
 
2013-06-23 09:43:38 PM  
He seems really nervous.
 
2013-06-23 09:43:45 PM  
Circus of The Lord holy crap
 
2013-06-23 09:43:46 PM  
Bullsh*t..I can see wires...
 
2013-06-23 09:43:58 PM  
Damn - he's having a hard time.  He can't keep his head together like he usually does.
 
2013-06-23 09:44:04 PM  

Arachnophobe: He sounds like he's getting pounded by Jesus. "Oh you're my king. Oh yes Jesus. Yes Jesus. You're so good. I love you Jesus. Yes Jesus. That's my king."


Came to say that.
 
2013-06-23 09:44:07 PM  
The height thing is freaking me out.
The shubs just said that the whole Jesus this and Lord that keeps him focused as he is walking.
My ADHD would be all Thank you Jesu...oh shiat that's a long way down...can I turn around..
 
2013-06-23 09:44:35 PM  
oh crazy Jesus thank you Jesus....I'm turning off the sound.


---

tempted to do that myself

You would think this guy is being baptized or watching his wife give birth.

I mean, I don't really blame him.....I'd be scared shiatless too......but still, it's like he's reciting Psalms 1-10,000
 
2013-06-23 09:44:36 PM  
Hey, I can see my house down there!
 
2013-06-23 09:44:41 PM  
Is he really saying all of that out loud? I'm watching a movie.
 
2013-06-23 09:44:43 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I want him to fall now. Stop thanking Jesus and walk


I knew that was coming
 
2013-06-23 09:44:52 PM  
thats a pretty thick wire. cripes that must be easy
 
2013-06-23 09:44:56 PM  

Arachnophobe: He sounds like he's getting pounded by Jesus. "Oh you're my king. Oh yes Jesus. Yes Jesus. You're so good. I love you Jesus. Yes Jesus. That's my king."


<spurble>

New laptop.  You owe me one.

That said, it's really REALLY farking annoying.
 
2013-06-23 09:45:00 PM  
Why is he wearing loose clothing? Where is his fancy circus suit?

Oh fark, he's not even halfway there yet? We get another 7 minutes of him praising Jesus?
 
2013-06-23 09:45:24 PM  
Is he still praising Jesus..Got the Beastie boys on...
 
2013-06-23 09:45:27 PM  
You'd think he'd wear something besides f*cking blue jeans.
 
2013-06-23 09:45:39 PM  

Arachnophobe: He sounds like he's getting pounded by Jesus. "Oh you're my king. Oh yes Jesus. Yes Jesus. You're so good. I love you Jesus. Yes Jesus. That's my king."


I'm the athiest of Athieists, and I will give a good solid pass to this guy praising any farking thing he wants on that rope.
 
2013-06-23 09:46:14 PM  
This guy is REALLY into Jesus. In fact I'm pretty sure he wishes Jesus was IN him. physically.
/divine buttsecks
 
2013-06-23 09:46:16 PM  
Dad, do me a solid and SHUT THE FARK UP.  FFS.
 
2013-06-23 09:46:29 PM  
Oh, this is painful to listen to. I don't dare go into the next room to watch. He sounds incredibly uncomfortable.
 
2013-06-23 09:46:32 PM  
Wait, which cam is the Praise Jesus one?
 
2013-06-23 09:47:25 PM  
Jesus isn't going to disable gravity for you, champ
 
2013-06-23 09:47:28 PM  
Is it normal for the pole to have that much motion?
 
2013-06-23 09:47:32 PM  
He would have worn corduroy pants but the noise is too distracting.
 
2013-06-23 09:47:55 PM  

b0rg9: Arachnophobe: He sounds like he's getting pounded by Jesus. "Oh you're my king. Oh yes Jesus. Yes Jesus. You're so good. I love you Jesus. Yes Jesus. That's my king."

I'm the athiest of Athieists, and I will give a good solid pass to this guy praising any farking thing he wants on that rope.


I think that anyone repeating the same thing over & over for 10 minutes is going to be annoying, regardless of what they're saying
 
2013-06-23 09:47:59 PM  
FFS. yes jesus yes jesus thank you calm those winds in the name of jesus he has no hold on me.

praise you father god praise you jesus oh lord peace praise you father YES JESUS!

FFS. Who's got a smoke?
 
2013-06-23 09:48:39 PM  

Mugato: Is he really saying all of that out loud? I'm watching a movie.


Yes, and it's making me want to throw myself over a cliff edge and I go to church every week.
 
2013-06-23 09:48:42 PM  
For those who have been missing it..... This is Camera 4.

img526.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-23 09:48:59 PM  
i am having vertigo watching this.
 
2013-06-23 09:49:05 PM  
They couldn't get a shot from underneath?
 
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