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(Yahoo)   Martha Stewart says she can roll a perfect joint, crochet a wonderful bong cozy   (movies.yahoo.com) divider line 85
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2013-06-23 05:11:24 PM  
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2013-06-23 05:21:32 PM  
She's even spent time in the joint.
 
2013-06-23 05:29:16 PM  
I always imagined her as sort of a laid back sort of person off camera.
 
2013-06-23 05:30:59 PM  
I knew she was good at getting baked.
 
2013-06-23 05:31:35 PM  
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2013-06-23 05:31:54 PM  
Jail changes a person
 
2013-06-23 05:32:03 PM  
who the fark cares?  I'd sooner shoot myself in the head than smoke a joint with such an annoying person
 
2013-06-23 05:32:27 PM  
I love it when the old timers start to lose that filter.   I wish it happened sooner.
 
2013-06-23 05:32:45 PM  
And I bet she can take a piece of yarn and make a mean shiv out of it.
 
2013-06-23 05:32:47 PM  
i dated a girl once that was good with crafts and i turned her on to weed. her first joint was a work of art, just from watching me.
 
2013-06-23 05:33:11 PM  
tag needs to be Spliffy
 
2013-06-23 05:35:17 PM  
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I LIKE IT!
 
2013-06-23 05:35:31 PM  
Yeah joints!  Why not waste half your weed and enjoy the fine taste of rice paper while you're at it!
 
2013-06-23 05:37:13 PM  
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2013-06-23 05:38:52 PM  
Spliffy
 
2013-06-23 05:39:15 PM  

gfid: who the fark cares?  I'd sooner shoot myself in the head than smoke a joint with such an annoying person


God, THIS. I cannot imagine a more efficient buzz-killing companion, including Buzz Killington.
 
2013-06-23 05:40:49 PM  
Get baked with Martha you say?  Of course I would.  It's a good thing..

/DNRTFA
 
2013-06-23 05:42:06 PM  
I can stand mine up on end.
 
2013-06-23 05:43:24 PM  

Hears this:
lewismarktwo:
Yeah joints!  Why not waste half your weed and enjoy the fine taste of rice paper while you're at it!

Sees this;
jtown:
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Sir, your argument is invalid.
 
2013-06-23 05:44:33 PM  
Earlier in the segment, Stewart was asked to play "shag, marry, kill" with three rich men -- Donald Trump, Bill Gates and Mayor Mike Bloomberg.

Trump, her Macy's labelmate, was a no-brainer: kill (since "ignore" was not an option, she said). Bloomberg was a definite marry, which, by process of elimination, left Gates for shag.


That's lame. Putting Trump in there makes it way too easy.
 
2013-06-23 05:47:10 PM  
Anybody who thinks Billionaires dont smoke weed from time to time is foolish.

/I bet you Elon Musk tokes all day
 
2013-06-23 05:48:28 PM  
Hell, I bet she grows some amazing stuff.

She then dries it out and ties it in a satchel for gifts.
 
2013-06-23 05:51:17 PM  
You just know she makes the best munchies.
 
2013-06-23 05:53:35 PM  
Paula Deen and Martha used to use the "N" word together back in the day.
 
2013-06-23 05:53:54 PM  

Alonjar: Anybody who thinks Billionaires dont smoke weed from time to time is foolish.

/I bet you Elon Musk tokes all day


Trump has never smoked marijuana.  I wish he would - it'd calm down that asshole a bit.

/hasn't done marijuana either, but isn't an asshole
//maybe
 
2013-06-23 05:55:12 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: I always imagined her as sort of a laid back sort of person off camera.


She's OK. She just doesn't suffer fools gladly (and has enough money these days to enforce her opinion).
 
2013-06-23 05:57:08 PM  

Alonjar: Anybody who thinks Billionaires dont smoke weed from time to time is foolish.

/I bet you Elon Musk tokes all day


Ted Turner was known for smoking in his office at CNN.
 
2013-06-23 05:58:36 PM  
I want to sex with her
 
2013-06-23 05:59:43 PM  
Wouldn't that be "Spliffy"?
 
2013-06-23 06:01:38 PM  

Tillmaster: ThatDarkFellow: I always imagined her as sort of a laid back sort of person off camera.

She's OK. She just doesn't suffer fools gladly (and has enough money these days to enforce her opinion).


I used to think she was annoying, until that coont Rachel Ray came along. Same theme, but no talent, and much louder. I'd slip Martha the sausage and choke RR.
 
2013-06-23 06:02:05 PM  

Alonjar: Anybody who thinks Billionaires dont smoke weed from time to time is foolish.

/I bet you Elon Musk tokes all day


yeah, he has some pretty crazy ideas, like making an electric sports car and launching things into space - those are usually the things I think of when smoking pot.  I guess the difference is he actually makes those ideas work.
 
2013-06-23 06:04:13 PM  
This is the first I've ever heard of "shag, marry, kill".  As an interview question that ranks with "What sort of tree would you be" for stupidly juvenile.
 
2013-06-23 06:05:58 PM  

YoOjo: I want to sex with her


I want to sex her 40 years ago

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2013-06-23 06:06:11 PM  

red5ish: This is the first I've ever heard of "shag, marry, kill".  As an interview question that ranks with "What sort of tree would you be" for stupidly juvenile.


I've always heard it as "F***, marry, kill." They do it all the time on the Stern show.
 
2013-06-23 06:06:22 PM  
 
2013-06-23 06:06:31 PM  

red5ish: This is the first I've ever heard of "shag, marry, kill".  As an interview question that ranks with "What sort of tree would you be" for stupidly juvenile.


Really?
FMK is my basic chat up line, I just add 'me' after each word.
 
2013-06-23 06:06:39 PM  
Will she make some cookies ahead of time?
 
2013-06-23 06:09:51 PM  

dryknife: Paula Deen and Martha used to use the "N" word together back in the day.


The difference is, Martha only used it when she got completely baked and then spent the next thirty minutes laughing and saying "I can't believe I said that".  She only shut up when Deen called her a "niBONG farker coont" and slapped her in the tits a few times.

/Deen insists on smoking her joints wet
//Someone told her it was butter
 
2013-06-23 06:11:50 PM  

Tillmaster: ThatDarkFellow: I always imagined her as sort of a laid back sort of person off camera.

She's OK. She just doesn't suffer fools gladly (and has enough money these days to enforce her opinion).


Sure-- NOWadays. I have a feeling that a supercut of her outtakes from back in the day-- food fails, glue-gun errors, tech farkups--would be quite the good thing to see, indeed.
 
2013-06-23 06:16:51 PM  

red5ish: As an interview question that ranks with "What sort of tree would you be" for stupidly juvenile.


GAH, I absolutely HATE that question at job interviews.  It tells me two things:

1) Someone in management is pants-on-head retarded
2) If it's my boss, I really don't want that job

I have a standard response for that though:

Interviewer: "If you were a tree, what kind would you be?"
Me: (immediately) "Red-Black"
Interviewer: (dull, uncomprehending look)
Me: "What?  It's simple to implement and has a consistent O-complexity with minimal difference between best- and worst-case scenarios."
Interviewer: "...okay, moving on."

One of these days the interviewer will actually laugh.  I'll probably get a job offer then.
 
2013-06-23 06:16:52 PM  
Do I detect a hint of rosemary and....is that home-grown fennel?  Martha, I don't know how you do it.  Now make me some cookies.
 
2013-06-23 06:18:50 PM  

jtown: [img.fark.net image 600x450]


What. The. Fark?
 
2013-06-23 06:22:57 PM  

show me: Tillmaster: ThatDarkFellow: I always imagined her as sort of a laid back sort of person off camera.

She's OK. She just doesn't suffer fools gladly (and has enough money these days to enforce her opinion).

I used to think she was annoying, until that coont Rachel Ray came along. Same theme, but no talent, and much louder. I'd slip Martha the sausage and choke RR.


It is probably just me, but I would love to spend an afternoon with her. She seems like she would be hysterical when she loosens her apron strings. I'm probably wrong, but something about her just tells me that she has a business side and then there is the off-camera side. Rachael Ray comes across as a royal biatch (second-hand accounts of her at the Cleveland Food Show a few years ago confirm that opinion), but Martha seems like she could be a house mother. Like the older, wiser prostitute who keeps an eye out for the girls but doesn't take shiat if they don't bring in the money.
 
2013-06-23 06:25:13 PM  
Meh, I'd do her and let her roll me a joint afterward.
 
2013-06-23 06:29:45 PM  

rev. dave: Will she make some cookies ahead of time?


This.

Id burn one with Martha. You know she'd provide the best munchies ever. Yummo. Or even fark it, she's probably nice enough to pay for delivery.

/Fantasizing about chasing birds with billionaires now.
 
2013-06-23 06:30:45 PM  
Smokes weed in addittion to being worth like eleventy brazillion dollars and still looking hot for her age...... Id hit it.
 
2013-06-23 06:31:38 PM  

JonnyG: Meh, I'd do her and let her roll me a joint afterward.


Careful... she's a black widow bro
 
2013-06-23 06:31:56 PM  
I RTFA and busted out LMAO. She's not the prude I thought she was.
 
2013-06-23 06:39:20 PM  
Of course you could complete this recipe with a store-bought Mexican press brick weed, but I prefer the charm and the thoughtfulness of putting my own Haze #3 X Romulan in. Your party guests will definitely notice the fresh flavor.
 
2013-06-23 06:40:13 PM  

gfid: who the fark cares?  I'd sooner shoot myself in the head than smoke a joint with such an annoying person


i don't get that impression from her at all. i bet she's a riot. i'd engage her in a vodak drinking contest.

/and i'd hit it
 
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