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2013-06-23 01:29:31 PM
I couldn't do that. I'd be ascared of spiders.
 
2013-06-23 01:37:56 PM
She got good plowin legs, good birthin hips, she make ya a fine wife.

/spits tobacco
 
2013-06-23 01:53:07 PM
Holy could easily kick my arse.
 
2013-06-23 01:56:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbgOACJpZg0

Her first baby came out sideways, she didn't scream or nuthen.
 
2013-06-23 02:05:23 PM
sheeit, I bet that b*tch tired as hell.
 
2013-06-23 02:07:15 PM
I'll bet she's got one hell of a farmer's tan.
 
2013-06-23 02:10:20 PM
Mmm...the farmer's daughter.
 
2013-06-23 02:16:42 PM
Is hay made out of velcro or something? If I had to do that scoop into trailer maneuver , I could just myself and everything in a 5 mile radius just covered with hay.
 
2013-06-23 02:17:21 PM
*see myself

yeesh
 
2013-06-23 02:17:32 PM
She has wonderful muscles.
 
2013-06-23 02:20:26 PM

basemetal: She got good plowin legs, good birthin hips, she make ya a fine wife.


I think I'm in love...
 
2013-06-23 02:26:20 PM
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2013-06-23 02:29:44 PM
Wow. Something sexy about her... Everything actually.
 
2013-06-23 02:38:56 PM

Kurmudgeon: basemetal: She got good plowin legs, good birthin hips, she make ya a fine wife.

I think I'm in love...




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2013-06-23 02:38:57 PM

Z1P2: Wow. Something sexy about her... Everything actually.


yup.
 
2013-06-23 02:49:29 PM
Damn! If she can cook, clean, and sew I bet her dad could get at least 2 cows and a goat for her.
 
2013-06-23 02:57:29 PM
I'd get out my pitchfork and poke her hay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8
 
2013-06-23 02:57:53 PM

AbiNormal: Damn! If she can cook, clean, and sew I bet her dad could get at least 2 cows and a goat for her.


You aint gonna get much of a wife fer that.
 
2013-06-23 02:58:12 PM
 
2013-06-23 03:01:17 PM

basemetal: She got good plowin legs, good birthin hips, she make ya a fine wife.


This may be from one of the TV shows Farmer Wants a Wife. I've only been able to trace the clip to this spanish site zappinternet "La mujer forzuda" 3/25/2013 which says:

"Esta es la nueva participante de granjero busca esposa, es el sueño de cualquiera. Apañada, con buenas piernas y buenos brazos y dispuesta a trabajar mano a mano. "

[Forceful Women -This is the new Farmer Wants a Wife participant, is the dream of anyone. Breaded, with good legs and strong arms and willing to work hand in hand.]


I haven't been able to find a YouTube or other early source that says where this takes place.
 
2013-06-23 03:19:41 PM
Was anyone else hoping the pitchfork would catch on high ground or something and turn into a Malay man-catcher?
 
2013-06-23 03:34:38 PM
And I in turn would her's.
 
2013-06-23 03:39:40 PM

basemetal: She got good plowin legs, good birthin hips, she make ya a fine wife.

/spits tobacco


Duly Noted...

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2013-06-23 03:40:59 PM
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2013-06-23 04:05:16 PM
I hope she leaves some hay behind for me to roll in it with her.
 
2013-06-23 04:59:34 PM
I'd pay at least 3 goats and a mule for her
 
2013-06-23 05:03:19 PM

gfid: I'd pay at least 3 goats and a mule for her


Clearly you know nothing of economics.
 
2013-06-23 05:31:32 PM
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2013-06-23 05:38:57 PM
There's something strangely fascinating about watching someone performing a task well.
It doesn't really matter what the task is.
 
2013-06-23 05:54:50 PM
You Sir Subby, are easily entertained
 
2013-06-23 06:12:00 PM
She could fork me.
 
2013-06-23 07:18:42 PM

Tillmaster: There's something strangely fascinating about watching someone performing a task well.
It doesn't really matter what the task is.


Especially barefoot, with dancer's legs and long flowing hair, wielding a sharp pointy object with superior grace.
 
2013-06-23 07:39:16 PM
Well at least she's barefoot, as long as she goes back to the kitchen when she's done things will be ok.
 
2013-06-23 08:45:13 PM
Anyone have an idea where this farm is?
 
2013-06-23 08:49:17 PM
I must be the only one wondering why they have a modern truck, tractor and a hay harvester, but no hay baler.

/have lived on a farm
//first day, went with cousin to make large round bales
///this is the first time is saw a pitchfork used like that, she's been doing it for a few seasons
 
2013-06-23 08:50:40 PM

Gleeman: [img.fark.net image 500x657]


Nothing is obsure on Fark.
 
2013-06-23 09:02:45 PM
I'd bale it.
 
2013-06-23 09:05:50 PM
 
2013-06-23 09:22:09 PM

lack of warmth: I must be the only one wondering why they have a modern truck, tractor and a hay harvester, but no hay baler.

/have lived on a farm
//first day, went with cousin to make large round bales
///this is the first time is saw a pitchfork used like that, she's been doing it for a few seasons

img.fark.net
Could it be that those small rows of hay that she is cleaning up have been left after a large mechanical baler passed over the field?. Maybe she is experienced in gleaning? The Bible  promotes gleaning as a form of charity, e.g.

Deuteronomy 24:21 "When thou gatherest the grapes of thy vineyard, thou shalt not glean it afterward: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow "

Maybe the vid was shot in an area where it is customary to leave that little bit of hay for the Gypsies, and the woman is demonstrating her Gypsy enthusiasm in this contest to win a landowning farmer husband.
 
2013-06-23 10:33:25 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-06-23 10:38:18 PM
Seeing as how I get winded just sweeping my driveway, that was mighty impressive.
 
2013-06-23 10:39:29 PM
No there isnt
 
2013-06-23 11:31:19 PM

HairBolus: lack of warmth: I must be the only one wondering why they have a modern truck, tractor and a hay harvester, but no hay baler.

/have lived on a farm
//first day, went with cousin to make large round bales
///this is the first time is saw a pitchfork used like that, she's been doing it for a few seasons
[img.fark.net image 220x176]
Could it be that those small rows of hay that she is cleaning up have been left after a large mechanical baler passed over the field?. Maybe she is experienced in gleaning? The Bible  promotes gleaning as a form of charity, e.g.

Deuteronomy 24:21 "When thou gatherest the grapes of thy vineyard, thou shalt not glean it afterward: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow "

Maybe the vid was shot in an area where it is customary to leave that little bit of hay for the Gypsies, and the woman is demonstrating her Gypsy enthusiasm in this contest to win a landowning farmer husband.


The small rows of hay are left by the hay harvester, what you saw is the entire harvest.  The hay harvester is only a specialized grass cutter, the hay is left like that to dry before it can be picked up.  That is why it surprised me to see them picking it up by hand.  They already had one special machine, but not the other.

/Or they were thieves.
//not likely
 
2013-06-23 11:43:36 PM
I bet she can eat spaghetti without it flopping all over the place.
 
2013-06-24 12:15:18 AM

lack of warmth: /Or they were thieves.


Or they thought it would be fun to film a pretty girl.
 
2013-06-24 01:01:32 AM
Ok, I love her.  I like it when she flips her hair to the side.  And she somehow doesn't end up with her beautiful long hair full of hay even while carrying it over her head.
 
2013-06-24 01:25:38 AM

lack of warmth: HairBolus: lack of warmth: I must be the only one wondering why they have a modern truck, tractor and a hay harvester, but no hay baler.

/have lived on a farm
//first day, went with cousin to make large round bales
///this is the first time is saw a pitchfork used like that, she's been doing it for a few seasons
[img.fark.net image 220x176]
Could it be that those small rows of hay that she is cleaning up have been left after a large mechanical baler passed over the field?. Maybe she is experienced in gleaning? The Bible  promotes gleaning as a form of charity, e.g.

Deuteronomy 24:21 "When thou gatherest the grapes of thy vineyard, thou shalt not glean it afterward: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow "

Maybe the vid was shot in an area where it is customary to leave that little bit of hay for the Gypsies, and the woman is demonstrating her Gypsy enthusiasm in this contest to win a landowning farmer husband.

The small rows of hay are left by the hay harvester, what you saw is the entire harvest.  The hay harvester is only a specialized grass cutter, the hay is left like that to dry before it can be picked up.  That is why it surprised me to see them picking it up by hand.  They already had one special machine, but not the other.

/Or they were thieves.
//not likely


The tedder still works but the baler is broken?  Or maybe they can't afford a baler and can't borrow one because all the neighbors are using theirs.  Where I lived, they cut, spread it to dry with the tedder, then put it in rows like those about a week later with the tedder again.  Then used the baler.
 
2013-06-24 02:43:56 AM
I could totally see myself marrying a farmer's daughter like that. As long as she let me do all the cooking, and we lived somewhere with high-speed internet. Too bad there aren't any jobs for guys like me in the regions that raise girls like that.
 
2013-06-24 03:19:19 AM
Needs more cowbell

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2013-06-24 06:26:47 AM
So it's come to this: Farm porn.
 
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