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(Telegram)   Police department can't bear to let its 20 year old drug collection be destroyed   (telegram.com) divider line 79
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2013-06-23 12:51:26 PM
What the hell is she smoking?
 
2013-06-23 01:06:18 PM

jehovahs witness protection: What the hell is she smoking?


All of it.
 
2013-06-23 01:06:26 PM
who left the department because of a disability in 2011 and was later terminated for insubordination.

Damn, how do you get fired after you quit your job?
 
2013-06-23 01:07:55 PM
Cops get the best dope.
 
2013-06-23 01:08:25 PM
Seems to be prudent, you never know when there'll be a drought, although I'd make sure to rotate the stock regularly and keep the organic stuff fresh.
Anyway, what's the alternative? Put it out with the trash and have super-cosmic cockroaches walking about with eyes like plates?
 
2013-06-23 01:08:52 PM
They couldn't tell us the new procedure because of security reasons, never mind that the missing coke was probably lifted by a cop who knew it and will know all new procedures.
 
2013-06-23 01:12:24 PM
I mean, how long can the cops hold onto 3 million euros worth of drugs? I mean, after all, there's always a chance that part of the 2 million euros' worth of drug could get lost being presented as evidence in court, or being shuffled about during remodeling. Really, who's going to try to walk off with a million euros in old drugs? There can't be more than a half million euros worth in our entire evidence locker!
 
2013-06-23 01:13:36 PM
so they wanna do ecstasy
just let em
what's the worse that could happen
 
2013-06-23 01:13:50 PM

SPREAD IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


img.fark.net

 
2013-06-23 01:17:17 PM
Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
 
2013-06-23 01:17:43 PM
 
2013-06-23 01:23:31 PM
I have such a strong urge to take a stapler to that crap she has hanging off her neck.
 
2013-06-23 01:27:31 PM

Rindred: I mean, how long can the cops hold onto 3 million euros worth of drugs? I mean, after all, there's always a chance that part of the 2 million euros' worth of drug could get lost being presented as evidence in court, or being shuffled about during remodeling. Really, who's going to try to walk off with a million euros in old drugs? There can't be more than a half million euros worth in our entire evidence locker!


nomnomnom

What drugs?
 
2013-06-23 01:27:58 PM

I Like Shiny Things: I have such a strong urge to take a stapler to that crap she has hanging off her neck.


and they say marijuana is harmless
 
2013-06-23 01:28:33 PM

Adebisi: Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


heh

Also:  Chief Moran
 
2013-06-23 01:28:57 PM

gfid: who left the department because of a disability in 2011 and was later terminated for insubordination.

Damn, how do you get fired after you quit your job?


I don't get that either.

Unless they meant he left active duty and was just doing office work there, and then was fired.
 
2013-06-23 01:31:03 PM

strangeluck: gfid: who left the department because of a disability in 2011 and was later terminated for insubordination.

Damn, how do you get fired after you quit your job?

I don't get that either.

Unless they meant he left active duty and was just doing office work there, and then was fired.


NO GUN FROM ME IM OFFICER SWANSON

static-media.fox.com
 
2013-06-23 01:33:31 PM
you have to keep some throw down drugs on hand, for those times you want to make an arrest but the perp has done anything
 
2013-06-23 01:34:15 PM
Dibs
 
2013-06-23 01:36:47 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow,on the edge of the desert,when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

/Do you know how difficult it is to find a paperback version of that book with the original cover?
 
2013-06-23 01:38:05 PM
they can't BEAR?

rocknrollghost.com
 
2013-06-23 01:39:38 PM
I'm pretty sure Southboro's one of those towns with only one officer on duty for a lot of shifts. Who's got balls of steel and is with me?
 
2013-06-23 01:40:42 PM
My National Guard unit was conducting urban warfare drills at a restricted area at our local airport, when we happened upon the place where the local Sheriff's department incinerated drug evidence. They just made a wood fire in a small pit and tossed the evidence on the fire. I got a killer bong from deep in the ashpile.
 
2013-06-23 01:40:46 PM
Oh, you just know they have proverbial skeletons in that evidence closet.
 
2013-06-23 01:43:08 PM
i heard southboro's west baptist church is bigger than Westboro's lets kill em
 
2013-06-23 01:44:38 PM
Quaaludes. When was the last time you heard of them?

/714
//Disco Biscuits
 
2013-06-23 01:45:58 PM

Betep: Quaaludes. When was the last time you heard of them?

/714
//Disco Biscuits


yeah their called benadryl.  i give it to my kids on the airline
 
2013-06-23 01:46:28 PM
I grew up in Westboro.  Glad I hadn't known about this cache when I was a young dumb kid.  Knowing my stupid ass I probably would have tried to get access somehow, probably by getting arrested.
 
2013-06-23 01:47:31 PM

Betep: Quaaludes. When was the last time you heard of them?


When older friends talk about wild shiat that happened to them during the 70's.
 
2013-06-23 01:49:08 PM
Sopor
Mandrax
 
2013-06-23 01:49:11 PM
I suspect their drug evidence storage area looks something like this:

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 01:49:53 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Betep: Quaaludes. When was the last time you heard of them?

/714
//Disco Biscuits

yeah their called benadryl.  i give it to my kids on the airline


What?
 
2013-06-23 01:53:04 PM

nmemkha: I suspect their drug evidence storage area looks something like this:

[img.fark.net image 425x318]


We didn't have much light, but that definitely isn't what it looked like.
 
2013-06-23 01:53:14 PM
And here you have out of control crazy in a close race with high grade stoopid.
See what your farking War on Drugs has done to people?

With drug abuse, you have the user, with your idiotic PROFIT PLAN in place, you have half the population out of their skulls.
Wonder why,,, maybe because it is a fraud in the first place??? Maybe because your idiot cunning plan is a loser!

Nannys, you just cannot fear monger people, they cannot take it.
 
2013-06-23 01:54:11 PM

TommyymmoT: Jon iz teh kewl: Betep: Quaaludes. When was the last time you heard of them?

/714
//Disco Biscuits

yeah their called benadryl.  i give it to my kids on the airline

What?


yeah so they don't cry.  and so i can have sex with them
 
2013-06-23 01:55:52 PM

signaljammer: Sopor
Mandrax


Marzine (Cyclizine).
 
2013-06-23 02:03:55 PM
Hmmm...I got arrested in Southboro in 1988 for trespassing on MDC land (Sudbury Resrvoir is not a campground). We hid our stash before the cops came. They took us to jail for a little while and let us out.

/csb?
//went and dug up our stash and left town
///on our way to Saratoga Springs for a Dead show
////slashies
 
2013-06-23 02:04:41 PM
Those Schedule I drugs could be dangerous if they have passed their expiration date.
 
2013-06-23 02:08:05 PM

A Terrible Human: We were somewhere around Barstow,on the edge of the desert,when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

/Do you know how difficult it is to find a paperback version of that book with the original cover?


2.bp.blogspot.com

?

My dad has one.  It's not a first (paperback) edition or anything near it, although he does have the almost first edition of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 78 (they made some mistakes on the very first ones printed so it's not worth as much as those are).  I almost got punched out by a bookseller when I was 14 and asked how much that was worth, then told him I left it on the floor of our minivan so I guess I should be more careful in the future, eh?

/my dad likes to read the books he has
//shrug
///threadjack!
 
2013-06-23 02:09:57 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Betep: Quaaludes. When was the last time you heard of them?

/714
//Disco Biscuits

yeah their called benadryl.  i give it to my kids on the airline


Methaqualone

I used to get them from my grandfarker in the late '70s.
He threw them away. I sold them for $5 a pop.
I didn't much care for them either.
they w o u l  d  s l o w  t h i n g s  d o w n...

/ 7 years, right?
 
2013-06-23 02:11:17 PM
Too much trouble to get rid of evidence legally.  I have the same problem with corpses.
 
2013-06-23 02:11:33 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: TommyymmoT: Jon iz teh kewl: Betep: Quaaludes. When was the last time you heard of them?

/714
//Disco Biscuits

yeah their called benadryl.  i give it to my kids on the airline

What?

yeah so they don't cry.  and so i can have sex with them


My point was, Quaaludes, and Benadryl are not even in the same ball park.
It's like comparing Sominex and Roofies.
 
2013-06-23 02:15:46 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I almost got punched out by a bookseller when I was 14 and asked how much that was worth, then told him I left it on the floor of our minivan so I guess I should be more careful in the future, eh?


I bought a copy of F&L for my nephew when he was nine. He hated it. Too soon, I suppose. Now that he's fifteen, he wants the entire HST collection. He'll receive it even if it bankrupts me.
 
2013-06-23 02:16:59 PM

gfid: who left the department because of a disability in 2011 and was later terminated for insubordination.

Damn, how do you get fired after you quit your job?


He blew the whistle on a variety of misconduct allegations, and then left with a disability.  He was then fired for insubordination because, apparently, he complained about the department's practices.

It sounds like he had a reasonable complaint.  Drugs were stolen, after all, and the department's solutions sound irresponsible in the extreme.  If they were doing more I would be less inclined to buy it, but it sounds like he was fired because he was causing problems for the corrupt.  That the DA expresses support for this strange behavior makes the town look corrupt, and corrupt PDs fire honest cops.

That doesn't mean the cop is perfect.  Maybe he blew the whistle because he was butthurt about something else.  Maybe he was just an honest guy.  We don't really know, but it sounds like the issues he raised are legitimate, and I bet there are many more issues we don't know about.  This is the kind of PD that uses a drop weapon at a bad shooting, or plants drugs when they raid the wrong house on accident.  After all, we know where they would find the drugs.
 
2013-06-23 02:22:11 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: My dad has one. It's not a first (paperback) edition or anything near it, although he does have the almost first edition of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 78 (they made some mistakes on the very first ones printed so it's not worth as much as those are). I almost got punched out by a bookseller when I was 14 and asked how much that was worth, then told him I left it on the floor of our minivan so I guess I should be more careful in the future, eh?


Haha,thing is I can't find one under $10 on Amazon. The hardback 1st edition are going for $22 or more. All I can find are paperback's with the movie poster on it.
/This is now a Hunter S. Thompson thread or Book thread.
 
2013-06-23 02:22:45 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I'm pretty sure Southboro's one of those towns with only one officer on duty for a lot of shifts. Who's got balls of steel and is with me?


Yeah, I'm in.
 
2013-06-23 02:26:24 PM
I think the death penalty should be applied to hypocrites.
Especially the law and order and republican types who more often than not have the "do as I say, not as I do" practice in life.
 
2013-06-23 02:28:38 PM
748? What are you talking about? 500.
What you think we're gonna do with those 200?
 
2013-06-23 02:29:02 PM

Adebisi: Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


Beat me to it!
 
2013-06-23 02:30:33 PM
FTFA: "Most of the evidence has accumulated since Chief Moran took charge. A department veteran, she was appointed chief in 2009."


Is it me or did this sentence make no sense in context?
 
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