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(NASCAR)   Can some guy named Villenueve behave today? Is JJ gonna finally get a day off this year? Right turns return for the Toyota/Save Mart 350 from Sonoma (3:00 PM ET, TNT)   (nascar.com) divider line 49
    More: Cool, Sprint Cup, David Stremme, Travis Kvapil, Martin Truex Jr., Villenueve, guy named, David Gilliland, David Ragan  
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198 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Jun 2013 at 2:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-23 03:53:34 PM  
4 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Montoya apologized to Kyle Busch for what happened. Kyle Busch apologized to Montoya for what's about to happen.
2013-06-23 04:06:47 PM  
3 votes:
Will Buxton 
@willbuxton
Something about NASCAR at Sonoma just doesn't sit right. It feels like watching a bunch of fat kids try and run the 100 metres.
2013-06-23 04:04:59 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-06-23 06:36:36 PM  
2 votes:

vegaswench: Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.

Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.


The wheels are turning. What has been set in motion can not be stopped. There shall be copious amounts of boozing. There shall be nipple rings. There shall by idols that even the gods have not seen.

I feel like I should end this post with "winter is coming."
2013-06-23 06:34:36 PM  
2 votes:

vegaswench: Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.

Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.


To me, tailgating with farkers is the surest way to not see the race.
2013-06-23 05:53:56 PM  
2 votes:
Kyle's just having fun now.  I can picture him sliding the car all over the track saying "wheeeeee" like the pig on the insurance commercials.
2013-06-23 05:33:45 PM  
2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.


We have been asking TNT that all day
2013-06-23 04:33:24 PM  
2 votes:

my lip balm addiction: crotchgrabber: Boner pills!

Drink!

But not to excess - that is apparently a problem with said boner pills.


Boris has his own line of boner pills?
2013-06-23 03:46:25 PM  
2 votes:

smerfnablin: Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?


He was Targeted
2013-06-23 06:44:27 PM  
1 votes:
Was in a fireworks store today and saw a Nascar-themed firework called "18 Car Pileup." The font on the "18" closely resembled Busch's.

I doubt it's a coincidence.
2013-06-23 06:39:06 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: vegaswench: Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.

Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.

The wheels are turning. What has been set in motion can not be stopped. There shall be copious amounts of boozing. There shall be nipple rings. There shall by idols that even the gods have not seen.

I feel like I should end this post with "winter is coming."


LOL.  Speaking of copious boozing, I found out last night that I'm still pretty good on a mechanical bull.  There was Everclear involved.
2013-06-23 06:23:51 PM  
1 votes:
NAPA Valley Know How
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/that was from Nascarcasm, not me
2013-06-23 06:21:07 PM  
1 votes:
*priceisrighthorn for Juablo*
2013-06-23 06:18:17 PM  
1 votes:

good_2_go: @ESPNMcGee
If we do get a late caution, Gordon and Kurt Busch will hit the restart like they're driving Abrams tanks.


too much lens flare?
2013-06-23 06:15:47 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JJ and J-Lo?

Oooooh, this could get interesting!

Rubs idol furiously.


Nice euphemism. Don't forget the lube.
2013-06-23 06:15:12 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Any driver who brings out a caution now MAY be the unwelcome recipient of a can of NAPA Know How somewhere unpleasant.
2013-06-23 06:04:39 PM  
1 votes:
It's all in the reflexes.
2013-06-23 05:57:38 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Did TNT just welcome us to Fark?


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2013-06-23 05:55:28 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

On the upside, after today, every driver has enough experience on dirt to run the truck race at @EldoraSpeedway.
2013-06-23 05:52:31 PM  
1 votes:
Dammit Kyle!3,212
2013-06-23 05:51:32 PM  
1 votes:
No. Dale Jr. Was not "able to stay on track." Not by a long shot.
2013-06-23 05:48:11 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: catastrophe averted: They had a caution before the green dropped? WTH? Did the pace car crash or something?

We don't know, they never showed what happened. Hell TNT never said what happened.


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2013-06-23 05:39:19 PM  
1 votes:
*yawn, stretch*

Oh yeah, there's a race on.

*puts Idol on idle, feathers throttle*
2013-06-23 05:37:04 PM  
1 votes:

catastrophe averted: Hey all.  Just got back from a Harley smoke-out weekend.  Sunburned and hung over but had a great time.  What have I missed in the race so far?


Again, we have been asking TNT that all day
2013-06-23 05:17:50 PM  
1 votes:
The track is en fuego!
2013-06-23 05:14:34 PM  
1 votes:
Jamie McMurray - Ganassi's road course specialist.
2013-06-23 05:13:32 PM  
1 votes:
crotchgrabber  Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?

Rusty Wallace would rather you use the term 'American Ethanol'
2013-06-23 04:48:47 PM  
1 votes:

DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.


Eveytime I that name i see this guy.
www.trmk.org
2013-06-23 04:45:36 PM  
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.
2013-06-23 04:36:11 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: Getting a penalty while serving a penalty? Good job Kurt.


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2013-06-23 04:35:59 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: Getting a penalty while serving a penalty? Good job Kurt.


YO DAWG I HEARD YOU HAD A PENALTY

SO WE'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER PENALTY WHILE YOU SERVE OUT THIS PENALTY
2013-06-23 04:35:43 PM  
1 votes:
This just in..

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No real reason.

/does lasagna need a reason?
2013-06-23 04:32:16 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Boner pills!

Drink!


But not to excess - that is apparently a problem with said boner pills.
2013-06-23 04:17:58 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Here we go, Steve Park flipping the car, landing right side up at Sears Point in 99 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aQZK5qWz8 they show Park at 19, replay starts about 30 seconds later


"JERK IT OFF"
2013-06-23 04:17:16 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: The impressive thing about Park is he rolled the car in mid air and did a 180.


Russian judge will still only give him a 8.3.
2013-06-23 04:02:56 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, does anyone want to be jealous?

Because I have a friend who works with NASCAR on occasion. She got me a Dale Junior autograph this morning.
2013-06-23 04:02:08 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: Professor Farksworth: Danica around!

She is a spinner


Go on...
2013-06-23 04:01:18 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: Professor Farksworth: Danica around!

She is a spinner


Is your wife a...spinner...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
2013-06-23 03:59:47 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

And to add to the weirdness, a storm just knocked out power. I AM RELYING ON ALL OF YOU now for updates

NASCARCASM DOWN!
2013-06-23 03:58:46 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Danica around!


She is a spinner
2013-06-23 03:57:55 PM  
1 votes:
Danica spins to get some TV time, and then stalls it for more TV time.
2013-06-23 03:54:58 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Well, I'm going to go next door and watch the race with my dad. His physical therapist kicked his ass this week so I'll be fetching the drinks like he taught me thirty some odd years ago. Pizza and some Napa County wine is on for lunch. I'll check in on mobile once in a while.


Have fun with the Pops crotchgrabber. Watching Juablo on his "Punt to the Front" mission is gonna be fun.  :)
2013-06-23 03:40:57 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: I love how TBS doesn't show the full standing they keep cutting it off anywhere between 24 and 30.


To be fair, I don't think anyone's expecting TBS to show very much of this race.
2013-06-23 03:40:18 PM  
1 votes:
Harraka is out?

Well, at least he lasted longer than Bobby...
2013-06-23 03:35:18 PM  
1 votes:
Dammit Kyle!1

My driver gets hit by my fantasy pick.  Seems fitting, somehow.
2013-06-23 03:34:22 PM  
1 votes:
Racing News: "Le Mans was under yellow for a total of 6 hours"

NASCAR: "Challenge accepted"
2013-06-23 03:25:11 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In comparison, Paulie Harraka just made start-and-parks look like they ran the entire 24 Hours of LeMans.
2013-06-23 02:59:42 PM  
1 votes:

sno man: crotchgrabber: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: YESTERDAY
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TODAY
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We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...

Oh shiat. Someone stole the civic!

probably towed, notice the fire hydrant.


Fire hydrant was taller yesterday
2013-06-23 02:52:19 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: YESTERDAY
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TODAY
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We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...


Oh shiat. Someone stole the civic!
 
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