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(NASCAR)   Can some guy named Villenueve behave today? Is JJ gonna finally get a day off this year? Right turns return for the Toyota/Save Mart 350 from Sonoma (3:00 PM ET, TNT)   (nascar.com) divider line 446
    More: Cool, Sprint Cup, David Stremme, Travis Kvapil, Martin Truex Jr., Villenueve, guy named, David Gilliland, David Ragan  
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2013-06-23 05:08:20 PM  

crotchgrabber: Heh... Danica's rental car is a Ford. What is it about sonoma? A few years ago I was there and I saw Gordon drinking a bottle of Dasani, which is a Coke brand.


Well Danica is a Coke driver (so Dasani is ok), but I was really surprised that her rental car was a Ford.
 
2013-06-23 05:08:34 PM  

good_2_go: I saw Jenna Fryer's tweet that Danica spun before I saw it on TV.


Best way to follow races, I've found, is (1) Twitter, (2) MRN/PRN, (3) these threads, and (4) TV.  In that order.
 
2013-06-23 05:09:08 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Congrats to GoDaddy on a day that was 50% successful.


Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?
 
2013-06-23 05:09:12 PM  

ski9600: crotchgrabber: Heh... Danica's rental car is a Ford. What is it about sonoma? A few years ago I was there and I saw Gordon drinking a bottle of Dasani, which is a Coke brand.

Well Danica is a Coke driver (so Dasani is ok), but I was really surprised that her rental car was a Ford.


Oops, Gordon is Pepsi lol
 
2013-06-23 05:10:14 PM  

vegaswench: good_2_go: I saw Jenna Fryer's tweet that Danica spun before I saw it on TV.

Best way to follow races, I've found, is (1) Twitter, (2) MRN/PRN, (3) these threads, and (4) TVNT.  In that order.

 
2013-06-23 05:11:01 PM  
Dads buzzed. Just said Drock Wayne Johnson.
 
2013-06-23 05:11:02 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Congrats to GoDaddy on a day that was 50% successful.

Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?


Hinchcliffe (of GoDaddy) won
 
2013-06-23 05:12:13 PM  

crotchgrabber: Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?


Hinch was to Iowa as Jimmeh was to Pocono.
 
2013-06-23 05:13:10 PM  

good_2_go: crotchgrabber: Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?

Hinch was to Iowa as Jimmeh was to Pocono.


Mayor of Des Moines now, eh?

Good.
 
2013-06-23 05:13:32 PM  
crotchgrabber  Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?

Rusty Wallace would rather you use the term 'American Ethanol'
 
2013-06-23 05:13:43 PM  
#31 tagged the car trying to do a pass by
 
2013-06-23 05:14:05 PM  
@JennaFryer
42 radio: "Wendy Venturini just announced our race strategy over the loudspeaker."

/Wendy is in the pits for PRN
 
2013-06-23 05:14:34 PM  
Jamie McMurray - Ganassi's road course specialist.
 
2013-06-23 05:15:09 PM  

good_2_go: @JennaFryer
42 radio: "Wendy Venturini just announced our race strategy over the loudspeaker."

/Wendy is in the pits for PRN


Well busch said he was gonna get back at him
 
2013-06-23 05:16:12 PM  
Montoya behind JJ?  C'mon Juan!
 
2013-06-23 05:16:29 PM  
Yeeeesh, Deny was waaaaaay off the track
 
2013-06-23 05:16:37 PM  
Busch is still down!

Quick, find a caution
 
2013-06-23 05:17:10 PM  
Did whoever was picked up on the scanner sigh heavily before telling their driver caution was out?
 
2013-06-23 05:17:50 PM  
The track is en fuego!
 
2013-06-23 05:18:08 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

OMG if I hear the words "wheel hop" one more time I'm throwing a brick through the TV.
 
2013-06-23 05:18:34 PM  
And now I have the B-52s in my head.
 
2013-06-23 05:19:10 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The track is en fuego!


Something something Smoke something.
 
2013-06-23 05:19:49 PM  
I... what did he say during Kahne's pit stop?
 
2013-06-23 05:21:24 PM  
@JennaFryer
So Denny asked who he needed to wreck. Let's see what he does now that he knows it's Smoke.
 
2013-06-23 05:22:23 PM  
Well that was ugly.
 
2013-06-23 05:22:31 PM  
f*cking hell! that was fast!
 
2013-06-23 05:22:36 PM  
@NASCARonSPEED
Where are the @RIRInsider sprinklers when you need them?
 
2013-06-23 05:22:40 PM  
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CAUTIONS

SO WE'LL GIVE YOU A CAUTION ON YOUR RESTART SO YOU CAN STILL CAUTION DURING YOUR CAUTION
 
2013-06-23 05:22:54 PM  

good_2_go: @JennaFryer
So Denny asked who he needed to wreck. Let's see what he does now that he knows it's Smoke.


I believe the proper answer is his spotter.
 
2013-06-23 05:24:21 PM  
The drivers are all drunk!
 
2013-06-23 05:25:40 PM  

vegaswench: And now I have the B-52s in my head.


I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

You're welcome.
 
2013-06-23 05:26:31 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Hamlin on the radio: We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning...
 
2013-06-23 05:26:51 PM  
shilling aps...really?
 
2013-06-23 05:27:26 PM  

DanZero: YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CAUTIONS

SO WE'LL GIVE YOU A CAUTION ON YOUR RESTART SO YOU CAN STILL CAUTION DURING YOUR CAUTION


Congratulations, you are now funnier than the Nasar Memes guys on Facebook.
 
2013-06-23 05:27:41 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Denny's going to either wreck Stewart, or burn "F--- OFF" into his lawn when he gets home.
 
2013-06-23 05:28:08 PM  
victor gonzalez? he's supposed to mow my lawn tomorrow
 
2013-06-23 05:28:43 PM  

Fireproof: Congratulations, you are now funnier than the Nasar Memes guys on Facebook.


I just added a Twtter user named Nascar_Memes this week
 
2013-06-23 05:29:23 PM  
Today we learned Juablo's team doesn't have code words for strategies over an open frequency.
 
2013-06-23 05:30:47 PM  

Jensaarai: Today we learned Juablo's team doesn't have code words for strategies over an open frequency.


He could've just spoke Spanish and had everyone guessing
 
2013-06-23 05:31:37 PM  
Kyle Busch is driving like most online players.

"What? Who needs to hop this curb when I can drive over it? Oh, these esses? I just go straight through the grass."
 
2013-06-23 05:32:22 PM  
Don't look now, but Kurt's up to 21st.
 
2013-06-23 05:32:25 PM  
So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.
 
2013-06-23 05:32:48 PM  

Jensaarai: Kyle Busch is driving like most online players.

"What? Who needs to hop this curb when I can drive over it? Oh, these esses? I just go straight through the grass."


See: Zinardi, the pass
 
2013-06-23 05:33:08 PM  

DanZero: Jensaarai: Today we learned Juablo's team doesn't have code words for strategies over an open frequency.

He could've just spoke Spanish and had everyone guessing


Including his own team.
 
2013-06-23 05:33:40 PM  
I can't believe the #88 is 2nd.
 
2013-06-23 05:33:45 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.


We have been asking TNT that all day
 
2013-06-23 05:34:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.


Villeneuve ate the bones.
 
2013-06-23 05:35:01 PM  
Hey all.  Just got back from a Harley smoke-out weekend.  Sunburned and hung over but had a great time.  What have I missed in the race so far?
 
2013-06-23 05:35:08 PM  

DanZero: Adolf Oliver Nipples: So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.

We have been asking TNT that all day


Nice. But hey, is any coverage worth a damn anymore? Unless you're seeing the raw feed you're crushed by commercials.
 
2013-06-23 05:35:23 PM  
Burger King has pulled pork?

/shudder
 
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