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(NASCAR)   Can some guy named Villenueve behave today? Is JJ gonna finally get a day off this year? Right turns return for the Toyota/Save Mart 350 from Sonoma (3:00 PM ET, TNT)   (nascar.com) divider line 447
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2013-06-23 09:22:20 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-23 10:15:23 AM
i don't follow nascar, but i'm an F1 and indy car fan. i saw jacques villeneuve race many times at elkhart lake in the 90s and saw him race F1 once at monaco in '96.

what's the deal with him in nascar? is he pinch-hitting for another driver for a road course? also... has he got a bad reputation on nascar or something?

just curious.
 
2013-06-23 10:29:47 AM

FlashHarry: i don't follow nascar, but i'm an F1 and indy car fan. i saw jacques villeneuve race many times at elkhart lake in the 90s and saw him race F1 once at monaco in '96.

what's the deal with him in nascar? is he pinch-hitting for another driver for a road course? also... has he got a bad reputation on nascar or something?

just curious.

Yep, been involved in a few incidents before. Hasn't made many friends doing that.

Link
 
2013-06-23 12:24:58 PM
If you're on the coast and don't like the weather, just wait ten minutes.
 
2013-06-23 12:36:46 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

West coast races = later start times = longer period of lying in bed in sloth-like state of unproductivity waiting for green flag
 
2013-06-23 12:37:40 PM
Nascar Memes @NascarMemes

Green flag for today's race is set for 3:20 PM EST. Gives some of us time to recover from a hangover.
 
2013-06-23 01:28:15 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka 1

They need to put JJ's favorite tracks in the Chase so he can win like 15 more Cups, destroy Earnhardt/Petty's record, and piss off everybody
 
2013-06-23 01:58:46 PM
go 31
 
2013-06-23 02:02:52 PM
Heh... Danica's rental car is a Ford. What is it about sonoma? A few years ago I was there and I saw Gordon drinking a bottle of Dasani, which is a Coke brand.
 
2013-06-23 02:10:53 PM
Does Boris have a ride today?
 
2013-06-23 02:15:46 PM

kteela: Does Boris have a ride today?


yup

and Ron Fellows too
 
2013-06-23 02:15:55 PM
catracing.cat.com

Time for a road course win
 
2013-06-23 02:20:53 PM
OK i like Biffle more now that I know he rides motorcycles
 
2013-06-23 02:36:35 PM
go Ron!
beta.images.theglobeandmail.com
 
2013-06-23 02:39:35 PM

mikaloyd: OK i like Biffle more now that I know he rides motorcycles


He's still a bug-eyed dummy in my book.
 
2013-06-23 02:48:08 PM
YESTERDAY
i39.tinypic.com

TODAY
i42.tinypic.com

We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...
 
2013-06-23 02:51:58 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: YESTERDAY
[i39.tinypic.com image 640x480]

TODAY
[i42.tinypic.com image 640x480]

We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...


I cant believe that the Po-Po's allow people to park that close to a fire hydrant.
 
2013-06-23 02:52:19 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: YESTERDAY
[i39.tinypic.com image 640x480]

TODAY
[i42.tinypic.com image 640x480]

We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...


Oh shiat. Someone stole the civic!
 
2013-06-23 02:53:28 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: YESTERDAY
[i39.tinypic.com image 640x480]

TODAY
[i42.tinypic.com image 640x480]

We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...


Even though I live in Virginia, I have had the weather for Sonoma up on my laptop for the last three hours.  That big green blob off the coast has me nervous.
 
2013-06-23 02:54:07 PM
Looking at the radar... it don't look so good
 
2013-06-23 02:55:39 PM

crotchgrabber: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: YESTERDAY
[i39.tinypic.com image 640x480]

TODAY
[i42.tinypic.com image 640x480]

We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...

Oh shiat. Someone stole the civic!


probably towed, notice the fire hydrant.
 
2013-06-23 02:58:57 PM
My favorite race of the year. Sonoma is wine country. Napa makes auto parts.
 
2013-06-23 02:59:42 PM

sno man: crotchgrabber: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: YESTERDAY
[i39.tinypic.com image 640x480]

TODAY
[i42.tinypic.com image 640x480]

We've already had one shower blow through this morning. So fingers are crossed...

Oh shiat. Someone stole the civic!

probably towed, notice the fire hydrant.


Fire hydrant was taller yesterday
 
2013-06-23 03:00:37 PM
light drizzle falling again
 
2013-06-23 03:02:45 PM
Anthem singer is brutal... why can't people just sing the damn thing and not get all creatively...
 
2013-06-23 03:03:35 PM

You_EEEeeediot: Anthem singer is brutal... why can't people just sing the damn thing and not get all creatively...


Someone needs to shoot him and stop that caterwalling...
 
2013-06-23 03:04:12 PM
Too much yodeling
 
2013-06-23 03:05:05 PM
Odd thing I just noticed: In the NASCAR.com link in the "Behind" column (far right) the #36 car of Gonzalez,Jr., starting 42nd is listed as Leader. Is some intern getting yelled at right now?
 
2013-06-23 03:06:34 PM
Well, I was lazy all morning and am just starting to get to the grilling prep.  Go Boris!
 
2013-06-23 03:07:04 PM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: You_EEEeeediot: Anthem singer is brutal... why can't people just sing the damn thing and not get all creatively...

Someone needs to shoot him and stop that caterwalling...


Just a huge pet peeve of mine... Yes, we get it, you are a super special snowflake and have been blessed with good vocal chords... still no reason to murder the damn national anthem.
 
2013-06-23 03:07:42 PM

You_EEEeeediot: Anthem singer is brutal... why can't people just sing the damn thing and not get all creatively...


I've made it my weekly ritual to vacuum the apartment during the national anthem.
 
2013-06-23 03:08:18 PM
This should be a good command
 
2013-06-23 03:08:55 PM
Yay we got a Boogity!!
 
2013-06-23 03:09:04 PM
Boogity on TNT.
 
2013-06-23 03:09:12 PM
And we got a boogity, boogity boogity!
 
2013-06-23 03:12:35 PM
I'm gonna fire up my idol again this week. Its got a pretty could success rate so far, only failing to work one time and that was Pocono. TK I hope I'm not offending you by having my own idol and aiming it at JJ.

/Just trying to help
//Two is better than one
///DOWN WITH JJ!!
 
2013-06-23 03:14:30 PM
 
2013-06-23 03:15:32 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

RacingParallelUniverse -- #NASCAR is racing on a road course on the exact same day that #Indycar is racing on a short track oval.
 
2013-06-23 03:15:38 PM

Professor Farksworth: I'm gonna fire up my idol again this week. Its got a pretty could success rate so far, only failing to work one time and that was Pocono. TK I hope I'm not offending you by having my own idol and aiming it at JJ.

/Just trying to help
//Two is better than one
///DOWN WITH JJ!!


Just remember...Don't cross the streams
 
2013-06-23 03:16:46 PM
Is it bad that I'm hoping for more rain here so I don't have to keep switching BETWEEN THESE?!
 
2013-06-23 03:17:37 PM
Oh boy Boris is right behind Jacques...
 
2013-06-23 03:18:22 PM
REAR ENDER? Dafuq?
 
2013-06-23 03:18:24 PM
@dustinlong
Pit road speed is 40 mph


@dustinlong
Remember: 5 timing segments on pit road. 4 are about 325 feet & last one is 62 feet. Watch 4 speeding penalties today.
 
2013-06-23 03:18:49 PM
Something tells me this is a sign of things to come.
 
2013-06-23 03:19:00 PM
derp
 
2013-06-23 03:19:00 PM
didn't even get the race started before the fist accident...
 
2013-06-23 03:19:03 PM
Aaaaaaannd my satellite goes out right at 2pm Central.  Ugh.  Friggin' rain.
 
2013-06-23 03:19:08 PM
Wait, we had a shunt on pit lane?  Who?
 
2013-06-23 03:19:49 PM

DanZero: Is it bad that I'm hoping for more rain here so I don't have to keep switching BETWEEN THESE?!


I've got them side by side on my monitor. I'm hoping that they both go side by side during a commercial for the ultimate xzibit meme

\yo dawg..
 
2013-06-23 03:20:01 PM
Rain on the camera lenses. This should be fun.
 
2013-06-23 03:21:00 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

They haven't even dropped the flag yet and they're already crashing. This is gonna be a loooong day
 
2013-06-23 03:22:30 PM
Chatte on 88 scanner saying four cars are already out of the race (pit road and garage) and the race hasn't even gone green yet.
 
2013-06-23 03:22:58 PM

Tsrwedge: Wait, we had a shunt on pit lane?  Who?


@NASCARStats
Accident on pit road - Harraka runs into the back of Kennedy while trying to pull onto the track
 
2013-06-23 03:23:00 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 03:23:32 PM
I wonder if the way those cars come off that curb in Turn 4 will cause a crash today? Could someone get up under someone else and roll them?
 
2013-06-23 03:23:51 PM
So is this like a CAUTION before we begin?

COMMERCIAL!
 
2013-06-23 03:24:09 PM
Jacques already on pit road.  This is gonna be a loooooong race.
 
2013-06-23 03:24:22 PM
10 laps of yellow while they clean up pit road.  Nice way to mess with the fuel strategies.
 
2013-06-23 03:24:48 PM
Has TBS managed to completely avoid mentioning what happened on pit row?
 
2013-06-23 03:25:11 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In comparison, Paulie Harraka just made start-and-parks look like they ran the entire 24 Hours of LeMans.
 
2013-06-23 03:25:14 PM
If Jacques can't get rolling, this race is instantly 50% less exciting. Still exciting, but not "Nationwide at Road America" exciting.

Also, 50% less clusterfarky. So there's that.
 
2013-06-23 03:25:19 PM

clear_prop: 10 laps of yellow while they clean up pit road.  Nice way to mess with the fuel strategies.


I think that means it's time for some !!FUN!!.
 
2013-06-23 03:25:49 PM
Labonte didn't even Start and Park, Jacques never left pit road, and 2 cars collided leaving the pits.


Even for Sears Point, this is screwy.
 
2013-06-23 03:26:00 PM

Professor Farksworth: I wonder if the way those cars come off that curb in Turn 4 will cause a crash today? Could someone get up under someone else and roll them?


If someone is out of brakes and plows into the two wheeler maybe, but not likely.

/based on events so far, not likely is highly probable
 
2013-06-23 03:26:39 PM
Just a reminder here is the track layout with turn names and such.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 03:26:44 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Dear God - everyone go home, and let's just try this again tomorrow.

YES
 
2013-06-23 03:27:08 PM

clear_prop: 10 laps of yellow while they clean up pit road.  Nice way to mess with the fuel strategies.


Best part of that is that none of the laps are official and don't count, so they REALLY mess up the strategies
 
2013-06-23 03:27:54 PM
Now TNT is telestrating raindrops. How utterly professional
 
2013-06-23 03:28:51 PM

WhyteRaven74: Has TBS managed to completely avoid mentioning what happened on pit row?


They showed it.  Someone stopped coming off of pit road, a couple of cars stacked up behind him.
 
2013-06-23 03:28:54 PM

Professor Farksworth: Just a reminder here is the track layout with turn names and such.


I like how there's a turn between 1 and 2, but no label.
 
2013-06-23 03:29:47 PM
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
LETS GO ROAD COURSE RACING BOYS AND GIRLS


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 03:30:05 PM
Heeeeeey, Bobby's back. Cheers!
 
2013-06-23 03:30:06 PM
BOOGITNTY even though they really shouldnt

ugh the switching begins
 
2013-06-23 03:30:07 PM

Professor Farksworth: Just a reminder here is the track layout with turn names and such.


[img.fark.net image 800x352]


That isn't confusing at all. Are they racing the black course or the grey course?
 
2013-06-23 03:31:31 PM

You_EEEeeediot: clear_prop: 10 laps of yellow while they clean up pit road.  Nice way to mess with the fuel strategies.

Best part of that is that none of the laps are official and don't count, so they REALLY mess up the strategies


Strange, in situations like this they've started under yellow for this reason.  As in- its still a parade, but the laps count.  I know they did it a year or so ago... don't remember the race.
 
2013-06-23 03:31:35 PM

WhyteRaven74: Has TBS managed to completely avoid mentioning what happened on pit row?


And people were biatching about Fox's coverage...go figure
 
2013-06-23 03:31:57 PM
Bobby the bunny down.
 
2013-06-23 03:32:02 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Heeeeeey, Bobby's back. Cheers!


Aaaand there he goes again.
 
2013-06-23 03:32:20 PM
Whar engine noises? Whar?
 
2013-06-23 03:32:25 PM

my lip balm addiction: Professor Farksworth: Just a reminder here is the track layout with turn names and such.


[img.fark.net image 800x352]

That isn't confusing at all. Are they racing the black course or the grey course?


Black course.
 
2013-06-23 03:32:48 PM

my lip balm addiction: That isn't confusing at all. Are they racing the black course or the grey course?


Black. Grey configuration is what Indy runs here.
Cup used to run the carousel (turns 4 through 7) but they added the Chute (4 to 7a) for NASCAR
 
2013-06-23 03:32:58 PM

my lip balm addiction: Professor Farksworth: Just a reminder here is the track layout with turn names and such.


[img.fark.net image 800x352]

That isn't confusing at all. Are they racing the black course or the grey course?


Black course.  IndyCar runs the grey sections.  The long straight in the middle is the drag strip.
 
2013-06-23 03:33:02 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Heeeeeey, Bobby's back. Cheers!


Not so fast.
 
2013-06-23 03:33:16 PM

MBrady: WhyteRaven74: Has TBS managed to completely avoid mentioning what happened on pit row?

And people were biatching about Fox's coverage...go figure


Fox has its issues, but everyone knows TNT is like community-access cable quality coverage.
 
2013-06-23 03:33:25 PM
Silly Labonte. NASCAR hasn't raced the carousel in years.
 
2013-06-23 03:33:31 PM
Wonder what the cross-over point is for inters... oh wait.

/Damnit NASCAR.  If you have wets for Nationwide, give them to Sprint too...
 
2013-06-23 03:33:58 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

I'm glad Labonte is able to use all the things he learned from the #51 team.
 
2013-06-23 03:34:07 PM
Kyle vs Juablo?  this could be epic!
 
2013-06-23 03:34:22 PM
Racing News: "Le Mans was under yellow for a total of 6 hours"

NASCAR: "Challenge accepted"
 
2013-06-23 03:34:38 PM
Shrub goes around!
 
2013-06-23 03:34:39 PM
Juablo into Kyle in 11!

Keep an eye out for 4, 7a, and 11 for the screwiest accidents today.
 
2013-06-23 03:34:57 PM
Oh damn, Montoya slayed KyBu there.
 
2013-06-23 03:35:18 PM
Dammit Kyle!1

My driver gets hit by my fantasy pick.  Seems fitting, somehow.
 
2013-06-23 03:35:18 PM

Tsrwedge: Wonder what the cross-over point is for inters... oh wait.

/Damnit NASCAR.  If you have wets for Nationwide, give them to Sprint too...


I'm not sure if Nationwide has the wets any more. If I remember correctly, those were left over from a demonstration race at Motegi cup ran years earlier.
 
2013-06-23 03:35:22 PM

donnielove: Kyle vs Juablo?  this could be epic!


I expect explosions.
 
2013-06-23 03:35:52 PM
"Imagine that" says Kyle
 
2013-06-23 03:37:14 PM

clear_prop: my lip balm addiction: Professor Farksworth: Just a reminder here is the track layout with turn names and such.


[img.fark.net image 800x352]

That isn't confusing at all. Are they racing the black course or the grey course?

Black course.  IndyCar runs the grey sections.  The long straight in the middle is the drag strip.


Thanks. And thanks DAM and Professor Farksworth too!
 
2013-06-23 03:37:39 PM

crotchgrabber: Tsrwedge: Wonder what the cross-over point is for inters... oh wait.

/Damnit NASCAR.  If you have wets for Nationwide, give them to Sprint too...

I'm not sure if Nationwide has the wets any more. If I remember correctly, those were left over from a demonstration race at Motegi cup ran years earlier.


No they actually make the wets for Nationwide now. They used them at Montreal a couple of times.
 
2013-06-23 03:37:45 PM
I love how TBS doesn't show the full standing they keep cutting it off anywhere between 24 and 30.
 
2013-06-23 03:38:10 PM
Caution is out. Wonder why, TNT.
Where is my "While We Were Away" T-shirt?
 
2013-06-23 03:38:13 PM

crotchgrabber: Tsrwedge: Wonder what the cross-over point is for inters... oh wait.

/Damnit NASCAR.  If you have wets for Nationwide, give them to Sprint too...

I'm not sure if Nationwide has the wets any more. If I remember correctly, those were left over from a demonstration race at Motegi cup ran years earlier.


They had wipers on the cars at RA and had wet practices.  I hope they had wet tires!
 
2013-06-23 03:38:26 PM
Yellow #1 is out.
 
2013-06-23 03:38:46 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

What do you get when you put Kyle Busch and Juan Pablo together? a #PapSlap.
 
2013-06-23 03:39:13 PM

swampgirl: Caution is out. Wonder why, TNT.
Where is my "While We Were Away" T-shirt?


52 w/o a front end in the dirt...
 
2013-06-23 03:39:34 PM
While we were away...
 
2013-06-23 03:39:46 PM

swampgirl: Caution is out. Wonder why, TNT.
Where is my "While We Were Away" T-shirt?


Wear em with pride!

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-23 03:40:18 PM
Harraka is out?

Well, at least he lasted longer than Bobby...
 
2013-06-23 03:40:25 PM

crotchgrabber: I'm not sure if Nationwide has the wets any more.


Each team had 10 sets of tires this weekend: 7 dry and 3 wet.
 
2013-06-23 03:40:32 PM
And of course no replay of what happened....
 
2013-06-23 03:40:35 PM
Paulie Harraka, lulz
 
2013-06-23 03:40:52 PM
So Paulie hits a guy on pit road pre-race and then slams a barrier and causes the first yellow and is done after 6 laps?

Let's not see/hear of Paulie ever again shall we?

/dafuq?
 
2013-06-23 03:40:57 PM

WhyteRaven74: I love how TBS doesn't show the full standing they keep cutting it off anywhere between 24 and 30.


To be fair, I don't think anyone's expecting TBS to show very much of this race.
 
2013-06-23 03:40:59 PM

DanZero: swampgirl: Caution is out. Wonder why, TNT.
Where is my "While We Were Away" T-shirt?

Wear em with pride!


Thank you, kind Sir.
 
2013-06-23 03:41:10 PM

Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Tsrwedge: Wonder what the cross-over point is for inters... oh wait.

/Damnit NASCAR.  If you have wets for Nationwide, give them to Sprint too...

I'm not sure if Nationwide has the wets any more. If I remember correctly, those were left over from a demonstration race at Motegi cup ran years earlier.

No they actually make the wets for Nationwide now. They used them at Montreal a couple of times.


I thought they only did that once (in recent times, that is) and it was a dissaster.  Crashing and spinning under caution.  It *was* fun to see, but I don't think they'll ever do it again.

I also remember hearing (I think, I could be wrong) that there are no wets for Sprint Cup and never will be.  It was a fun thing they tried once (?) for Nationwide.
 
2013-06-23 03:42:10 PM
NASCAR - road racing has a concept called 'local yellow'. Look it up
 
2013-06-23 03:42:25 PM

Random Name Generator: Paulie Harraka, lulz


Best part of these road races, names you never hear and see again each season
 
2013-06-23 03:42:37 PM

Jensaarai: WhyteRaven74: I love how TBS doesn't show the full standing they keep cutting it off anywhere between 24 and 30.

To be fair, I don't think anyone's expecting TBS to show very much of this race.


I think we'd be quite surprised to find any of the race on TBS, given TNT is carrying today's festivities.
 
2013-06-23 03:43:14 PM

downstairs: Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Tsrwedge: Wonder what the cross-over point is for inters... oh wait.

/Damnit NASCAR.  If you have wets for Nationwide, give them to Sprint too...

I'm not sure if Nationwide has the wets any more. If I remember correctly, those were left over from a demonstration race at Motegi cup ran years earlier.

No they actually make the wets for Nationwide now. They used them at Montreal a couple of times.

I thought they only did that once (in recent times, that is) and it was a dissaster.  Crashing and spinning under caution.  It *was* fun to see, but I don't think they'll ever do it again.

I also remember hearing (I think, I could be wrong) that there are no wets for Sprint Cup and never will be.  It was a fun thing they tried once (?) for Nationwide.


They still bring wets to every Nationwide road race. They practiced on them at the Glen last year. And had wipers on for RA yesterday if needed.
 
2013-06-23 03:43:19 PM
Indy car is running an oval today?  It's topsy turvy day in racing!
 
2013-06-23 03:43:24 PM

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

West coast races = later start times = longer period of lying in bed in sloth-like state of unproductivity waiting for green flag


I got up today to go eat left over taco meat.
 
2013-06-23 03:43:33 PM
Wow really TNT? Not even going to show a replay of the accident?
 
2013-06-23 03:43:33 PM

Tsrwedge: I think we'd be quite surprised to find any of the race on TBS, given TNT is carrying today's festivities.


TBS, TNT, same difference
 
2013-06-23 03:43:38 PM

Tsrwedge: Jensaarai: WhyteRaven74: I love how TBS doesn't show the full standing they keep cutting it off anywhere between 24 and 30.

To be fair, I don't think anyone's expecting TBS to show very much of this race.

I think we'd be quite surprised to find any of the race on TBS, given TNT is carrying today's festivities.


When TBS had NASCAR, I heard it was actually better than TNT. True?
 
2013-06-23 03:44:29 PM
Oh my God, they are going 3 wide in the middle of the pack!  Quick, cut to the leader!!
 
2013-06-23 03:44:37 PM
Well, I'm going to go next door and watch the race with my dad. His physical therapist kicked his ass this week so I'll be fetching the drinks like he taught me thirty some odd years ago. Pizza and some Napa County wine is on for lunch. I'll check in on mobile once in a while.
 
2013-06-23 03:44:41 PM

kteela: Indycar is running an oval today?  It's topsy turvy day in racing!


DanZero: The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

RacingParallelUniverse -- #NASCAR is racing on a road course on the exact same day that #Indycar is racing on a short track oval.

 
2013-06-23 03:45:06 PM
Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?
 
2013-06-23 03:45:28 PM
I remember driving this course on NASCAR for the original X-Box. I don't think I ever completed a lap without suffering some kind of dent.
 
2013-06-23 03:45:42 PM

smerfnablin: Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?


Juablo
 
2013-06-23 03:45:50 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

It's a rare instance where we can call at least wrecking on the track and not pit road, "Marked improvement."
 
2013-06-23 03:45:58 PM

smerfnablin: Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?


Montoya
 
2013-06-23 03:46:17 PM
Juablo is on a mission today.
 
2013-06-23 03:46:17 PM

smerfnablin: Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?


Montoya punted him in Turn 11.
 
2013-06-23 03:46:25 PM

smerfnablin: Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?


He was Targeted
 
2013-06-23 03:46:42 PM

DanZero: Tsrwedge: Jensaarai: WhyteRaven74: I love how TBS doesn't show the full standing they keep cutting it off anywhere between 24 and 30.

To be fair, I don't think anyone's expecting TBS to show very much of this race.

I think we'd be quite surprised to find any of the race on TBS, given TNT is carrying today's festivities.

When TBS had NASCAR, I heard it was actually better than TNT. True?


Fairly true. But almost every break included irritating sitcom ads.
 
2013-06-23 03:47:20 PM

Jensaarai: Fairly true. But almost every break included irritating sitcom ads.


As opposed to DRAMATNTDRAMATNTDRAMATNT. Got it
 
2013-06-23 03:48:25 PM
Damn Jacques is way back in 33rd
 
2013-06-23 03:49:29 PM
Wait, Villemove actually made it off pit road? He's racing?

/grabs popcorn
 
2013-06-23 03:50:01 PM
Can we get someone out there with a rag to clean the lenses on the cameras?
 
2013-06-23 03:50:53 PM

clear_prop: smerfnablin: Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?

Montoya


Why did Montoya punt kyle?

He must have thought 18 looked like 48

Speaking of: Jimmie is up to 14th and getting a little too much camera time

No need to attract the idol's attention so early...
 
2013-06-23 03:51:12 PM

crotchgrabber: Well, I'm going to go next door and watch the race with my dad. His physical therapist kicked his ass this week so I'll be fetching the drinks like he taught me thirty some odd years ago. Pizza and some Napa County wine is on for lunch. I'll check in on mobile once in a while.


Hope your dad feels better.  Cheers!
 
2013-06-23 03:52:04 PM

smerfnablin: Why did Montoya punt kyle?


he passed someone and got into 11 too fast, got wheel hop and Kyle just happened to be in the way.
 
2013-06-23 03:53:07 PM

smerfnablin: clear_prop: smerfnablin: Wait

Why is kyle Busch 30th?

Who crapped in his corn flakes?

Montoya

Why did Montoya punt kyle?

He must have thought 18 looked like 48

Speaking of: Jimmie is up to 14th and getting a little too much camera time

No need to attract the idol's attention so early...


Montoya is just on a move. He punted someone else before he got to KyBu, and now he is up in 8th. Man on a mission.

/love the "Kyle was 'Targeted'" comment
 
2013-06-23 03:53:17 PM
smerfnablin:Why did Montoya punt kyle?


Tried to out-brake him into the corner & wheel hopped,
 
2013-06-23 03:53:34 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Montoya apologized to Kyle Busch for what happened. Kyle Busch apologized to Montoya for what's about to happen.
 
2013-06-23 03:54:10 PM
JPM looks like he's looking through the steering wheel. Like a little old lady.
 
2013-06-23 03:54:36 PM
I've been a passenger for at-speed laps at Sears Point.

I'm tellin ya, it's a helluva ride! you're not just driving like normal, because of all the turns. Through the carousel and the S's you're bouncing up and down while slamming to the left and right in your seat. And coming off the S's into turn 11, you need to cut your speed by a good 80mph to keep from crashing in the hairpin.

It's goddamn fun, but I could never drive that track at speed, not with my bad knee. Something in me would break within a dozen laps.
 
2013-06-23 03:54:58 PM

crotchgrabber: Well, I'm going to go next door and watch the race with my dad. His physical therapist kicked his ass this week so I'll be fetching the drinks like he taught me thirty some odd years ago. Pizza and some Napa County wine is on for lunch. I'll check in on mobile once in a while.


Have fun with the Pops crotchgrabber. Watching Juablo on his "Punt to the Front" mission is gonna be fun.  :)
 
2013-06-23 03:57:02 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I've been a passenger for at-speed laps at Sears Point.

I'm tellin ya, it's a helluva ride! you're not just driving like normal, because of all the turns. Through the carousel and the S's you're bouncing up and down while slamming to the left and right in your seat. And coming off the S's into turn 11, you need to cut your speed by a good 80mph to keep from crashing in the hairpin.

It's goddamn fun, but I could never drive that track at speed, not with my bad knee. Something in me would break within a dozen laps.


Labonte would kill for a dozen laps.
 
2013-06-23 03:57:34 PM
Danica around!
 
2013-06-23 03:57:37 PM
Smooth yet aggressive pass by Kurt.  Well done!
 
2013-06-23 03:57:40 PM
Bye bye KuBu! Nice pass!

/I know Marcos let him but still
 
2013-06-23 03:57:46 PM
Someone punted princess ?
 
2013-06-23 03:57:55 PM
Danica spins to get some TV time, and then stalls it for more TV time.
 
2013-06-23 03:58:17 PM
@odsteve
View from race control. Heavy reliance on cameras for this race

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 03:58:46 PM

Professor Farksworth: Danica around!


She is a spinner
 
2013-06-23 03:59:47 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

And to add to the weirdness, a storm just knocked out power. I AM RELYING ON ALL OF YOU now for updates

NASCARCASM DOWN!
 
2013-06-23 03:59:55 PM
Every time they show that camera in Turn 4 I expect someone to smack that wall piece jutting out.
 
2013-06-23 04:01:06 PM

smerfnablin: Someone punted princess ?


Looks like she punted herself from the replays.
 
2013-06-23 04:01:18 PM

Tellingthem: Professor Farksworth: Danica around!

She is a spinner


Is your wife a...spinner...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
 
2013-06-23 04:02:08 PM

Tellingthem: Professor Farksworth: Danica around!

She is a spinner


Go on...
 
2013-06-23 04:02:22 PM
@dustinlong
Remember during a local caution, drivers can pass. Local cautions marked by course workers waving a BLUE flag in that section.
 
2013-06-23 04:02:56 PM
Oh, does anyone want to be jealous?

Because I have a friend who works with NASCAR on occasion. She got me a Dale Junior autograph this morning.
 
2013-06-23 04:03:53 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Oh, does anyone want to be jealous?

Because I have a friend who works with NASCAR on occasion. She got me a Dale Junior autograph this morning.


Awesome!
 
2013-06-23 04:04:21 PM
Yellow for...rain?! Never thought I'd say that at Sonoma.
 
2013-06-23 04:04:41 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Oh, does anyone want to be jealous?

Because I have a friend who works with NASCAR on occasion. She got me a Dale Junior autograph this morning.


Cool.
 
2013-06-23 04:04:59 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-23 04:05:28 PM
Marine layer caution.

Correction: wine is from Chile.
 
2013-06-23 04:06:47 PM
Will Buxton 
@willbuxton
Something about NASCAR at Sonoma just doesn't sit right. It feels like watching a bunch of fat kids try and run the 100 metres.
 
2013-06-23 04:07:22 PM

crotchgrabber: Marine layer caution.

Correction: wine is from Chile.


But isnt JPM from Colombia?
 
2013-06-23 04:08:41 PM
That car with the jacked up front end is still racing?
 
2013-06-23 04:08:54 PM
I have a question. Which turn was it that Steve Park and someone else spun into, went up the hill, and flipped during this race one year?
 
2013-06-23 04:09:04 PM

DanZero: crotchgrabber: Marine layer caution.

Correction: wine is from Chile.

But isnt JPM from Colombia?


I have to check the rack, but I think I have an Australian zin.
 
2013-06-23 04:09:41 PM

Professor Farksworth: I have a question. Which turn was it that Steve Park and someone else spun into, went up the hill, and flipped during this race one year?


Turn 1.  Kenny Schrader landed on his wheels, Park not so much.
 
2013-06-23 04:09:53 PM
I put Gordon on my Fantasy team. Sorry, 24 fans.

/And Villeneuve
//And Juablo
///And Kurt
 
2013-06-23 04:09:58 PM

Professor Farksworth: I have a question. Which turn was it that Steve Park and someone else spun into, went up the hill, and flipped during this race one year?


I think that was in the carousel
 
2013-06-23 04:10:14 PM
The light for pits open or closed really needs to be before the commit line.  Someone got busted for the same thing at Watkins Glen a few years back.  Already committed to pit, and then the light comes on a split second before they pass it.
 
2013-06-23 04:10:19 PM
Let's go, Smoke!
 
2013-06-23 04:11:26 PM

Tsrwedge: Professor Farksworth: I have a question. Which turn was it that Steve Park and someone else spun into, went up the hill, and flipped during this race one year?

Turn 1.  Kenny Schrader landed on his wheels, Park not so much.


Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I think that was in the carousel


......i could be wrong, of course
 
2013-06-23 04:11:29 PM

Tsrwedge: Turn 1. Kenny Schrader landed on his wheels, Park not so much.


I think Park holds the NASCAR record for most races with a flipped car.
 
2013-06-23 04:11:41 PM

clear_prop: The light for pits open or closed really needs to be before the commit line.  Someone got busted for the same thing at Watkins Glen a few years back.  Already committed to pit, and then the light comes on a split second before they pass it.


Phantom pit light?
 
2013-06-23 04:12:47 PM

Tsrwedge: Professor Farksworth: I have a question. Which turn was it that Steve Park and someone else spun into, went up the hill, and flipped during this race one year?

Turn 1.  Kenny Schrader landed on his wheels, Park not so much.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aQZK5qWz8 - Steve Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgIhnNvbmI - Kenny Schrader

I got them backwards.
 
2013-06-23 04:14:30 PM
Here we go, Steve Park flipping the car, landing right side up at Sears Point in 99 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aQZK5qWz8 they show Park at 19, replay starts about 30 seconds later
 
2013-06-23 04:15:08 PM

WhyteRaven74: Tsrwedge: Turn 1. Kenny Schrader landed on his wheels, Park not so much.

I think Park holds the NASCAR record for most races with a flipped car.


It's a talent.
 
2013-06-23 04:16:02 PM
The impressive thing about Park is he rolled the car in mid air and did a 180.
 
2013-06-23 04:16:56 PM

Tsrwedge: Tsrwedge: Professor Farksworth: I have a question. Which turn was it that Steve Park and someone else spun into, went up the hill, and flipped during this race one year?

Turn 1.  Kenny Schrader landed on his wheels, Park not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aQZK5qWz8 - Steve Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgIhnNvbmI - Kenny Schrader

I got them backwards.


WhyteRaven74: Here we go, Steve Park flipping the car, landing right side up at Sears Point in 99 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aQZK5qWz8 they show Park at 19, replay starts about 30 seconds later


"I guess they just hook to it and jerk it off" heh...
 
2013-06-23 04:17:16 PM

WhyteRaven74: The impressive thing about Park is he rolled the car in mid air and did a 180.


Russian judge will still only give him a 8.3.
 
2013-06-23 04:17:31 PM
Terry LaBonte set to lead the most laps.
 
2013-06-23 04:17:56 PM
I guess that's why there's a wall there now, so you would slide into it instead of the hillside.
 
2013-06-23 04:17:58 PM

WhyteRaven74: Here we go, Steve Park flipping the car, landing right side up at Sears Point in 99 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aQZK5qWz8 they show Park at 19, replay starts about 30 seconds later


"JERK IT OFF"
 
2013-06-23 04:18:40 PM
 
2013-06-23 04:19:14 PM

clear_prop: The light for pits open or closed really needs to be before the commit line.  Someone got busted for the same thing at Watkins Glen a few years back.  Already committed to pit, and then the light comes on a split second before they pass it.


Agreed.  No fan of Gordon, but that was totally unfair.  Or, the commit line needs to have some room for the driver to quickly jump back on the track.
 
2013-06-23 04:20:18 PM

WhyteRaven74: Park flipping at Pocono http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d5-wNEDlLM


I remember that crash. Brutal.
 
2013-06-23 04:21:34 PM

Professor Farksworth: I remember that crash. Brutal.


Yep, and there was his wreck at Atlanta, hit the wall in the turn, on the straight then went across the infield and hit the pit wall. First hit messed up his brakes so nothing he could do about it.
 
2013-06-23 04:21:37 PM
Ambrose and KuBu are making the lead interesting!

well, they were until Kennedy crashed.
 
2013-06-23 04:22:12 PM

crotchgrabber: Terry LaBonte set to lead the most laps.


Good one!  Heh.
 
2013-06-23 04:23:19 PM
And TNT doesn't show us what happened...again.
 
2013-06-23 04:23:47 PM
Lets add Ruetiman and Kvapil to the list of people who want to beat the snot out of Joey.
 
2013-06-23 04:24:50 PM
Speeding Tickets issued for Shrub and Hamlin.
 
2013-06-23 04:25:06 PM
Am I the only one who still gets nervous when Marcose cuts off his engine?
 
2013-06-23 04:26:07 PM

donnielove: Am I the only one who still gets nervous when Marcose cuts off his engine?


I was at that one. Pissed me off.
 
2013-06-23 04:26:19 PM

donnielove: Am I the only one who still gets nervous when Marcose cuts off his engine?


As long as he remembers to turn it on again, it's all good.
 
2013-06-23 04:27:23 PM

WhyteRaven74: And TNT doesn't show us what happened...again.


Of course they don't.  Why would we be interested in watching racing.  We are supposed to be waiting with bated breath for the commercials.
 
2013-06-23 04:30:13 PM
Bloody hell, Kurt!
 
2013-06-23 04:31:07 PM
Boner pills!

Drink!
 
2013-06-23 04:31:55 PM
Carpenter in for a shot of ethanol.
 
2013-06-23 04:32:16 PM

crotchgrabber: Boner pills!

Drink!


But not to excess - that is apparently a problem with said boner pills.
 
2013-06-23 04:32:44 PM
fark.
 
2013-06-23 04:33:24 PM

my lip balm addiction: crotchgrabber: Boner pills!

Drink!

But not to excess - that is apparently a problem with said boner pills.


Boris has his own line of boner pills?
 
2013-06-23 04:34:24 PM
SON OF A B*TCH, KURT!
 
2013-06-23 04:34:25 PM
Oh wow Kurt, really?
 
2013-06-23 04:34:40 PM
Kurt too fast again.  I think he may need to review where pit road starts.
 
2013-06-23 04:34:54 PM
KURT SCREWED KURT!

/vince.jpg
 
2013-06-23 04:35:07 PM
Getting a penalty while serving a penalty? Good job Kurt.
 
2013-06-23 04:35:43 PM
This just in..

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

No real reason.

/does lasagna need a reason?
 
2013-06-23 04:35:59 PM

Tellingthem: Getting a penalty while serving a penalty? Good job Kurt.


YO DAWG I HEARD YOU HAD A PENALTY

SO WE'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER PENALTY WHILE YOU SERVE OUT THIS PENALTY
 
2013-06-23 04:36:11 PM

Tellingthem: Getting a penalty while serving a penalty? Good job Kurt.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 04:37:54 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Well there's Mr Truex in the lead. Once again TNT missed it and had to tell us about it after the fact.
 
2013-06-23 04:39:00 PM
Yahoo has KuBus projected points at 16. Thank Kurt! That'll certainly help me! You bugger.
 
2013-06-23 04:39:09 PM
Smoke is just slowly moving backwards.
 
2013-06-23 04:39:25 PM
Kurt come back from a lap down?

He's just gotta catch Truex and then hope Juablo puts someone into the wall while he's tilting at windmills...
 
2013-06-23 04:40:17 PM
Alan Cavanna @CopaCavanna


"It's going to hell in a handbag out here," @DanicaPatrick, running 31st
 
2013-06-23 04:41:05 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Kurt come back from a lap down?

He's just gotta catch Truex and then hope Juablo puts someone into the wall while he's tilting at windmills...


Well, since there is a commercial. I assume Kurt will have gotten the lucky dog by the time we get back.
 
2013-06-23 04:43:33 PM
Indycar finishes in an hour and a half. We're not even halfway here yet.
 
2013-06-23 04:44:09 PM

Random Name Generator: Alan Cavanna @CopaCavanna


"It's going to hell in a handbag out here," @DanicaPatrick, running 31st


nice!
 
2013-06-23 04:44:44 PM
Good lord, one more caution, and Kurt is back on the lead lap!

he is driving his ass off!!

Kurt got the lap back while I was typing this. Dude is incredibly fast today. Let's just hope he can keep the speed off on this next pit stop.
 
2013-06-23 04:44:50 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If Villeneuve is man we think he is, he'll steal a sheep from the Sonoma hillside, and steamroll that sumbiatch through field like a MADMAN.
 
2013-06-23 04:45:36 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.
 
2013-06-23 04:48:47 PM

DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.


Eveytime I that name i see this guy.
www.trmk.org
 
2013-06-23 04:49:08 PM
One thing I love about this track is that you can be over a minute back from the leader, and still be on the lead lap.
 
2013-06-23 04:49:54 PM

Tellingthem: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.

Eveytime I that name i see this guy.
[www.trmk.org image 200x100]


hmmm that didn't come out right...oh well you catch my drift.
 
2013-06-23 04:51:28 PM

Tellingthem: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.

Eveytime I that name i see this guy.
[www.trmk.org image 200x100]


TRMK? The Race Might Know?
 
2013-06-23 04:51:45 PM
Almost half way, Mikey about to say its raining everywhere.
 
2013-06-23 04:52:09 PM
 
2013-06-23 04:54:19 PM

DanZero: Tellingthem: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.

Eveytime I that name i see this guy.
[www.trmk.org image 200x100]

TRMK? The Race Might Know?


I have no idea. Just a picture of Baraka from Mortal Combat i was trying to hotlink. Whole post went screwy.
 
2013-06-23 04:55:06 PM
Has anybody noticed the ad banner is now just one color for 1/3 of the screen? I bet a lot of complaints about that space being reserved for flag colors on the other networks
 
2013-06-23 04:55:50 PM

Tellingthem: DanZero: Tellingthem: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Harraka just offered pit road tips and strategies to Kurt Busch.

Eveytime I that name i see this guy.
[www.trmk.org image 200x100]

TRMK? The Race Might Know?

I have no idea. Just a picture of Baraka from Mortal Combat i was trying to hotlink. Whole post went screwy.


I see now "your source for all things MK" Gotta love hotlinking banners
 
2013-06-23 04:57:35 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Kurt Busch is SO close to a win. All he has to do is convince #NASCAR to make races 27 laps long
 
2013-06-23 04:58:59 PM

DanZero: Has anybody noticed the ad banner is now just one color for 1/3 of the screen? I bet a lot of complaints about that space being reserved for flag colors on the other networks


Thank God, The yellow Sprint banner was the most confusing thing ever.
 
2013-06-23 05:01:16 PM

donnielove: DanZero: Has anybody noticed the ad banner is now just one color for 1/3 of the screen? I bet a lot of complaints about that space being reserved for flag colors on the other networks

Thank God, The yellow Sprint banner was the most confusing thing ever.


and then we had the red Coca Cola banner
 
2013-06-23 05:03:55 PM
Lap 62 and its the first pit stop TNT has shown.
 
2013-06-23 05:04:10 PM
Truex pits, and Kurt gets his lap back
 
2013-06-23 05:04:57 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Truex pits, and Kurt gets his lap back


Now he desperately hopes for a yellow before he's gotta pit.
 
2013-06-23 05:05:32 PM
Danica spins out. Did she get help?
 
2013-06-23 05:05:35 PM
Kurt gets his caution!
 
2013-06-23 05:05:45 PM
Danicaution
 
2013-06-23 05:05:46 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Truex pits, and Kurt gets his lap back

Now he desperately hopes for a yellow before he's gotta pit.


There ya go.
 
2013-06-23 05:06:00 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Truex pits, and Kurt gets his lap back

Now he desperately hopes for a yellow before he's gotta pit.


Welp, there it is.
 
2013-06-23 05:06:19 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Danica spins out. Did she get help?


nope, tire blew out heading into the corner
 
2013-06-23 05:06:25 PM
I saw Jenna Fryer's tweet that Danica spun before I saw it on TV.
 
2013-06-23 05:07:30 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Congrats to GoDaddy on a day that was 50% successful.
 
2013-06-23 05:08:20 PM

crotchgrabber: Heh... Danica's rental car is a Ford. What is it about sonoma? A few years ago I was there and I saw Gordon drinking a bottle of Dasani, which is a Coke brand.


Well Danica is a Coke driver (so Dasani is ok), but I was really surprised that her rental car was a Ford.
 
2013-06-23 05:08:34 PM

good_2_go: I saw Jenna Fryer's tweet that Danica spun before I saw it on TV.


Best way to follow races, I've found, is (1) Twitter, (2) MRN/PRN, (3) these threads, and (4) TV.  In that order.
 
2013-06-23 05:09:08 PM

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Congrats to GoDaddy on a day that was 50% successful.


Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?
 
2013-06-23 05:09:12 PM

ski9600: crotchgrabber: Heh... Danica's rental car is a Ford. What is it about sonoma? A few years ago I was there and I saw Gordon drinking a bottle of Dasani, which is a Coke brand.

Well Danica is a Coke driver (so Dasani is ok), but I was really surprised that her rental car was a Ford.


Oops, Gordon is Pepsi lol
 
2013-06-23 05:10:14 PM

vegaswench: good_2_go: I saw Jenna Fryer's tweet that Danica spun before I saw it on TV.

Best way to follow races, I've found, is (1) Twitter, (2) MRN/PRN, (3) these threads, and (4) TVNT.  In that order.

 
2013-06-23 05:11:01 PM
Dads buzzed. Just said Drock Wayne Johnson.
 
2013-06-23 05:11:02 PM

crotchgrabber: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Congrats to GoDaddy on a day that was 50% successful.

Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?


Hinchcliffe (of GoDaddy) won
 
2013-06-23 05:12:13 PM

crotchgrabber: Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?


Hinch was to Iowa as Jimmeh was to Pocono.
 
2013-06-23 05:13:10 PM

good_2_go: crotchgrabber: Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?

Hinch was to Iowa as Jimmeh was to Pocono.


Mayor of Des Moines now, eh?

Good.
 
2013-06-23 05:13:32 PM
crotchgrabber  Oh yeah. What happened in the corn race?

Rusty Wallace would rather you use the term 'American Ethanol'
 
2013-06-23 05:13:43 PM
#31 tagged the car trying to do a pass by
 
2013-06-23 05:14:05 PM
@JennaFryer
42 radio: "Wendy Venturini just announced our race strategy over the loudspeaker."

/Wendy is in the pits for PRN
 
2013-06-23 05:14:34 PM
Jamie McMurray - Ganassi's road course specialist.
 
2013-06-23 05:15:09 PM

good_2_go: @JennaFryer
42 radio: "Wendy Venturini just announced our race strategy over the loudspeaker."

/Wendy is in the pits for PRN


Well busch said he was gonna get back at him
 
2013-06-23 05:16:12 PM
Montoya behind JJ?  C'mon Juan!
 
2013-06-23 05:16:29 PM
Yeeeesh, Deny was waaaaaay off the track
 
2013-06-23 05:16:37 PM
Busch is still down!

Quick, find a caution
 
2013-06-23 05:17:10 PM
Did whoever was picked up on the scanner sigh heavily before telling their driver caution was out?
 
2013-06-23 05:17:50 PM
The track is en fuego!
 
2013-06-23 05:18:08 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

OMG if I hear the words "wheel hop" one more time I'm throwing a brick through the TV.
 
2013-06-23 05:18:34 PM
And now I have the B-52s in my head.
 
2013-06-23 05:19:10 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The track is en fuego!


Something something Smoke something.
 
2013-06-23 05:19:49 PM
I... what did he say during Kahne's pit stop?
 
2013-06-23 05:21:24 PM
@JennaFryer
So Denny asked who he needed to wreck. Let's see what he does now that he knows it's Smoke.
 
2013-06-23 05:22:23 PM
Well that was ugly.
 
2013-06-23 05:22:31 PM
f*cking hell! that was fast!
 
2013-06-23 05:22:36 PM
@NASCARonSPEED
Where are the @RIRInsider sprinklers when you need them?
 
2013-06-23 05:22:40 PM
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CAUTIONS

SO WE'LL GIVE YOU A CAUTION ON YOUR RESTART SO YOU CAN STILL CAUTION DURING YOUR CAUTION
 
2013-06-23 05:22:54 PM

good_2_go: @JennaFryer
So Denny asked who he needed to wreck. Let's see what he does now that he knows it's Smoke.


I believe the proper answer is his spotter.
 
2013-06-23 05:24:21 PM
The drivers are all drunk!
 
2013-06-23 05:25:40 PM

vegaswench: And now I have the B-52s in my head.


I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

You're welcome.
 
2013-06-23 05:26:31 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Hamlin on the radio: We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning...
 
2013-06-23 05:26:51 PM
shilling aps...really?
 
2013-06-23 05:27:26 PM

DanZero: YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CAUTIONS

SO WE'LL GIVE YOU A CAUTION ON YOUR RESTART SO YOU CAN STILL CAUTION DURING YOUR CAUTION


Congratulations, you are now funnier than the Nasar Memes guys on Facebook.
 
2013-06-23 05:27:41 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Denny's going to either wreck Stewart, or burn "F--- OFF" into his lawn when he gets home.
 
2013-06-23 05:28:08 PM
victor gonzalez? he's supposed to mow my lawn tomorrow
 
2013-06-23 05:28:43 PM

Fireproof: Congratulations, you are now funnier than the Nasar Memes guys on Facebook.


I just added a Twtter user named Nascar_Memes this week
 
2013-06-23 05:29:23 PM
Today we learned Juablo's team doesn't have code words for strategies over an open frequency.
 
2013-06-23 05:30:47 PM

Jensaarai: Today we learned Juablo's team doesn't have code words for strategies over an open frequency.


He could've just spoke Spanish and had everyone guessing
 
2013-06-23 05:31:37 PM
Kyle Busch is driving like most online players.

"What? Who needs to hop this curb when I can drive over it? Oh, these esses? I just go straight through the grass."
 
2013-06-23 05:32:22 PM
Don't look now, but Kurt's up to 21st.
 
2013-06-23 05:32:25 PM
So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.
 
2013-06-23 05:32:48 PM

Jensaarai: Kyle Busch is driving like most online players.

"What? Who needs to hop this curb when I can drive over it? Oh, these esses? I just go straight through the grass."


See: Zinardi, the pass
 
2013-06-23 05:33:08 PM

DanZero: Jensaarai: Today we learned Juablo's team doesn't have code words for strategies over an open frequency.

He could've just spoke Spanish and had everyone guessing


Including his own team.
 
2013-06-23 05:33:40 PM
I can't believe the #88 is 2nd.
 
2013-06-23 05:33:45 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.


We have been asking TNT that all day
 
2013-06-23 05:34:39 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.


Villeneuve ate the bones.
 
2013-06-23 05:35:01 PM
Hey all.  Just got back from a Harley smoke-out weekend.  Sunburned and hung over but had a great time.  What have I missed in the race so far?
 
2013-06-23 05:35:08 PM

DanZero: Adolf Oliver Nipples: So, what did I miss? I was doing domestic duties all day.

We have been asking TNT that all day


Nice. But hey, is any coverage worth a damn anymore? Unless you're seeing the raw feed you're crushed by commercials.
 
2013-06-23 05:35:23 PM
Burger King has pulled pork?

/shudder
 
2013-06-23 05:37:00 PM
GO JEFFY!
 
2013-06-23 05:37:04 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey all.  Just got back from a Harley smoke-out weekend.  Sunburned and hung over but had a great time.  What have I missed in the race so far?


Again, we have been asking TNT that all day
 
2013-06-23 05:37:24 PM
Woohoo!
 
2013-06-23 05:38:04 PM

good_2_go: Burger King has pulled pork?

/shudder


Of course that translates to extruded horse parts, but yeah
 
2013-06-23 05:38:18 PM

good_2_go: Burger King has pulled pork?

/shudder


After doing a GIS of them, I think I'd rather have a McRib.  Eeek.
 
2013-06-23 05:38:45 PM
So Fox has the AT&T Race Break to commercial scheme, now TNT has the Sprint plug to commercial scheme
 
2013-06-23 05:38:55 PM

crotchgrabber: See: Zinardi, the pass


gee that narrows it down..
 
2013-06-23 05:39:00 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey all.  Just got back from a Harley smoke-out weekend.  Sunburned and hung over but had a great time.  What have I missed in the race so far?


The best part thus far was the caution prior to the race starting.
 
2013-06-23 05:39:06 PM

DanZero: catastrophe averted: Hey all.  Just got back from a Harley smoke-out weekend.  Sunburned and hung over but had a great time.  What have I missed in the race so far?

Again, we have been asking TNT that all day


Lovely :)  All I've seen so far is commercials and Jeff's pass for the lead.  I'm happy and annoyed all at the same time!
 
2013-06-23 05:39:10 PM
@CandiceSpencer
Chad Knaus tells @JimmieJohnson to save tires..."there's 4 cars ahead of us that have to pit" suggests he let @jpmontoya pass him
 
2013-06-23 05:39:19 PM

ski9600: I can't believe the #88 is 2nd.


Every time someone says they don't believe in the 88's position, he loses his current spot.
 
2013-06-23 05:39:19 PM
*yawn, stretch*

Oh yeah, there's a race on.

*puts Idol on idle, feathers throttle*
 
2013-06-23 05:39:47 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Road-course specialist Dale Earnhardt Jr. having a good run as usual.

/who knew?
 
2013-06-23 05:40:52 PM

donnielove: The best part thus far was the caution prior to the race starting.


They had a caution before the green dropped?  WTH?  Did the pace car crash or something?
 
2013-06-23 05:41:14 PM

WhyteRaven74: crotchgrabber: See: Zinardi, the pass

gee that narrows it down..


There's only one.
 
2013-06-23 05:41:14 PM
While we were away - Kyle off and a yellow.
 
2013-06-23 05:41:56 PM
ooooooh, Kyle don't look good.

He can't be too happy with Evil Opie right now.
 
2013-06-23 05:42:01 PM
Ouch Kyle!  That looked a little painful.
 
2013-06-23 05:42:35 PM
WHILE WE WERE AWAY
WHILE WE WERE AWAY

A CRASH TO MISS WE MAY
 
2013-06-23 05:42:48 PM

WhyteRaven74: crotchgrabber: See: Zinardi, the pass

gee that narrows it down..


I know, I know. But if you put just "Zinardi the pass" in YouTube the first couple hits are Seca through the corkscrew. Off on off on off on track to make a pass.
 
2013-06-23 05:43:14 PM

catastrophe averted: donnielove: The best part thus far was the caution prior to the race starting.

They had a caution before the green dropped?  WTH?  Did the pace car crash or something?


Someone stalled coming off pit road, a couple cars behind got together.
 
2013-06-23 05:43:43 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Now you see why Biffle hesitates to let Carl get near his bumper.
 
2013-06-23 05:43:57 PM

catastrophe averted: They had a caution before the green dropped? WTH? Did the pace car crash or something?


We don't know, they never showed what happened. Hell TNT never said what happened.
 
2013-06-23 05:45:07 PM

WhyteRaven74: catastrophe averted: They had a caution before the green dropped? WTH? Did the pace car crash or something?

We don't know, they never showed what happened. Hell TNT never said what happened.


They actually did show it eventually.
 
2013-06-23 05:46:38 PM

Jensaarai: WhyteRaven74: crotchgrabber: See: Zinardi, the pass

gee that narrows it down..

There's only one.


4:20 mark in the vid is a good place to skip to if you're impatient.
 
2013-06-23 05:48:11 PM

WhyteRaven74: catastrophe averted: They had a caution before the green dropped? WTH? Did the pace car crash or something?

We don't know, they never showed what happened. Hell TNT never said what happened.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-23 05:48:15 PM
good_2_go  Burger King has pulled pork?

Well, they are a Southern-founded restaurant chain...
 
2013-06-23 05:49:26 PM

crotchgrabber: But if you put just "Zinardi the pass" in YouTube the first couple hits are Seca through the corkscrew


yeah that was one of his good ones, there were a few others well they didn't exactly endear him to many fans.

donnielove: They actually did show it eventually.


they did? Well was at least 10 minutes after it happened.
 
2013-06-23 05:49:52 PM
gosh darn, the #16 lost 2 spots to Edwards and Kahne
 
2013-06-23 05:50:32 PM
Wait, Montoya? I guess he's safe here, no jet dryers.
 
2013-06-23 05:50:34 PM

WhyteRaven74: crotchgrabber: But if you put just "Zinardi the pass" in YouTube the first couple hits are Seca through the corkscrew

yeah that was one of his good ones, there were a few others well they didn't exactly endear him to many fans.

donnielove: They actually did show it eventually.

they did? Well was at least 10 minutes after it happened.


They showed it right before the green flag dropped.
 
2013-06-23 05:50:48 PM

donnielove: catastrophe averted: donnielove: The best part thus far was the caution prior to the race starting.

They had a caution before the green dropped?  WTH?  Did the pace car crash or something?

Someone stalled coming off pit road, a couple cars behind got together.


Thanks, sorry I missed it.  Well it appears that most everyone missed it on TNT!
 
2013-06-23 05:51:00 PM
Jr takes a shortcut
 
2013-06-23 05:51:10 PM

Fireproof: ski9600: I can't believe the #88 is 2nd.

Every time someone says they don't believe in the 88's position, he loses his current spot.


That's ok, he can hustle it over the weeds
 
2013-06-23 05:51:26 PM
They didn't call a caution?

WOW!
 
2013-06-23 05:51:32 PM
No. Dale Jr. Was not "able to stay on track." Not by a long shot.
 
2013-06-23 05:51:44 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wait, Montoya? I guess he's safe here, no jet dryers.


He's just bumping into other vehicles instead-- he is a road master after all
 
2013-06-23 05:52:31 PM
Dammit Kyle!3,212
 
2013-06-23 05:52:59 PM
Kyle, hell all of JGR, is having a rough day
 
2013-06-23 05:53:04 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

With all these different strategies, I'm pretty sure Harraka still might be able to steal this one.
 
2013-06-23 05:53:05 PM
Remember, I said at the beginning of the race to keep an eye on 4, 7, and 11. That's where the craziest sh*t happens.
 
2013-06-23 05:53:05 PM
KyBu is having a terrible, horrible, no-good very bad day.
 
2013-06-23 05:53:56 PM
Kyle's just having fun now.  I can picture him sliding the car all over the track saying "wheeeeee" like the pig on the insurance commercials.
 
2013-06-23 05:54:00 PM
Did TNT just welcome us to Fark?
 
2013-06-23 05:54:01 PM

vegaswench: Dammit Kyle!3,212


Someone said he's racing like someone playing a video game, I think he's gonna ragequit soon
 
2013-06-23 05:54:03 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: KyBu is having a terrible, horrible, no-good very bad day.


at least TNT can't screw that up
 
2013-06-23 05:55:28 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

On the upside, after today, every driver has enough experience on dirt to run the truck race at @EldoraSpeedway.
 
2013-06-23 05:56:43 PM

The Bestest: Kyle, hell all of JGR, is having a rough day


The 20 car says hush.
 
2013-06-23 05:57:03 PM
Goddamn, Burton was trying really hard to get hit
 
2013-06-23 05:57:38 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Did TNT just welcome us to Fark?


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 05:57:40 PM
Was Smoke mad at Burton or something?
 
2013-06-23 05:57:41 PM
That one was 100% on Smoke.
 
2013-06-23 05:57:42 PM
Smoke just went full retard.
 
2013-06-23 05:57:56 PM

WhyteRaven74: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: KyBu is having a terrible, horrible, no-good very bad day.

at least TNT can't screw that up


Do they use one of those cable camera thingys here? If so theres still a chance.

And is Kurt in 10th? damn...
 
2013-06-23 05:58:03 PM
Glad I have FirstRow bookmarked.  Dish just went out due to thunderstorm.
 
2013-06-23 05:59:18 PM
The Sprint logo/advert on the top of the screen makes me think that the race is under caution.
 
2013-06-23 05:59:41 PM

Tellingthem: Do they use one of those cable camera thingys here? If so theres still a chance.


ha!
 
2013-06-23 05:59:41 PM

catastrophe averted: Glad I have FirstRow bookmarked.  Dish just went out due to thunderstorm.


Nascarcasm's DirecTV went down earlier too
 
2013-06-23 06:00:00 PM
@dustinlong
Jeff Burton on radio after being spun by Stewart: "... He was 6 car lengths behind me!''
 
2013-06-23 06:00:29 PM

ski9600: The Sprint logo/advert on the top of the screen makes me think that the race is under caution.


You are not alone.
 
2013-06-23 06:00:57 PM

ski9600: The Sprint logo/advert on the top of the screen makes me think that the race is under caution.


It was a lot worse a week and 2 weeks ago when that banner took up the entire horizontal area and even more of the screen. Guess TNT is listening to us with a tin can on the end of a string
 
2013-06-23 06:01:32 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Better to clip the tires than to wind up ass-end on the tires, I guess.
 
2013-06-23 06:01:37 PM
So weird seeing NASCAR trucks on TSN.

/contest for the Mosport race
 
2013-06-23 06:01:48 PM
Gordon made me feel dirty. I cheered him for passing Johnson.

But thank god Kurt is coming out of nowhere and showing just how good he is here.
 
2013-06-23 06:02:11 PM

Jensaarai: Was Smoke mad at Burton or something?


I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say that.
 
2013-06-23 06:02:17 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

I picked Juan Pablo to win this race. If he just looks at victory lane as a jet dryer then he should be good to go.
 
2013-06-23 06:02:38 PM
@ESPNMcGee
Guys who are crazy desperate for a Chase wild card win currently run 1, 2, 4 & 9. Burton was in that group.
 
2013-06-23 06:02:59 PM
Looks like Truex might get a win finally.

/Problems in 3...2...1
 
2013-06-23 06:03:04 PM

good_2_go: So weird seeing NASCAR trucks on TSN.

/contest for the Mosport race


Does TSN simulcast TNT like it does ESPN? Then it'd be TSNT!
 
2013-06-23 06:03:54 PM
Just remember what ol' Jeff Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jeff Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
 
2013-06-23 06:04:39 PM
It's all in the reflexes.
 
2013-06-23 06:05:03 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Just remember what ol' Jeff Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jeff Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


Hah!
 
2013-06-23 06:05:14 PM
That was a cute little pass by Gordon.
 
2013-06-23 06:05:19 PM
Nice recovery there Kyle.
 
2013-06-23 06:06:17 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Just remember what ol' Jeff Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jeff Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


Adolf Oliver Nipples: It's all in the reflexes.


This is why fark is the top three ways to follow a race, ahead of the TV.  :D
 
2013-06-23 06:06:27 PM
@ESPNMcGee
I think I just saw @JacquesDebris wielding an empty wine bottle and loosening his throwing arm...
 
2013-06-23 06:06:48 PM
Kurt and Jeff are flying up the field as fast as they can but there's no chance they catch Truex outside of a caution.
 
2013-06-23 06:08:07 PM

good_2_go: @ESPNMcGee
I think I just saw @JacquesDebris wielding an empty wine bottle and loosening his throwing arm...


So what happened to ol' Jacques, anyway?
 
2013-06-23 06:08:31 PM
"Acquiring Signal.  This should take no more than 5 mins to complete"

Been seeing this for 20 mins now.  UGH!
 
2013-06-23 06:08:43 PM
Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.
 
2013-06-23 06:08:57 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Kurt and Jeff are flying up the field as fast as they can but there's no chance they catch Truex outside of a caution.


It's Sears Point. Cautions happen frequently toward the end of the race.
 
2013-06-23 06:09:13 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Kurt and Jeff are flying up the field as fast as they can but there's no chance they catch Truex outside of a caution.


And? Don't current NASCAR rules dictate a late caution?
 
2013-06-23 06:10:00 PM

crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.


YES! I support of this idea. How about next year's 500?
 
2013-06-23 06:10:18 PM

Jensaarai: WhyteRaven74: crotchgrabber: See: Zinardi, the pass

gee that narrows it down..

There's only one.


Dale Earnhardt would beg to differ.
 
2013-06-23 06:10:21 PM

catastrophe averted: "Acquiring Signal.  This should take no more than 5 mins to complete"

Been seeing this for 20 mins now.  UGH!


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-23 06:10:21 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Would be nice to see Truex end the drought, because it's apparently so bad it's causing Toyota-based brushfires.
 
2013-06-23 06:11:14 PM

Jensaarai: Was Smoke mad at Burton or something?


Red Mist. Burton was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
2013-06-23 06:11:31 PM

Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.

YES! I support of this idea. How about next year's 500?


Vegas!
 
2013-06-23 06:11:32 PM
You know Truex is hearing everything that could possibly go wrong inside that car. He's just waiting for something to break.
 
2013-06-23 06:11:49 PM

Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.

YES! I support of this idea. How about next year's 500?


I'd be up for that!
 
2013-06-23 06:12:13 PM

Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.

YES! I support of this idea. How about next year's 500?


I just brain farted that out there. Lets spitball this, and discuss it over next weeks race.
 
2013-06-23 06:12:22 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: good_2_go: @ESPNMcGee
I think I just saw @JacquesDebris wielding an empty wine bottle and loosening his throwing arm...

So what happened to ol' Jacques, anyway?


He went on pit road before the race started.  That was the last time TNT mentioned him.
 
2013-06-23 06:12:43 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So what happened to ol' Jacques, anyway?


@JennaFryer 2h
Starter now jammed on the 51. Solid day.

@JennaFryer 2h
Villeneuve now also has a dead battery. 51 is comical today.

@JennaFryer 2h
Villeneuve is stuck in 2nd gear. Has to go to pit road.

/and there was more - Jenna was late to the race
 
2013-06-23 06:13:24 PM
Junior's season resembles the board game "Sorry!"
 
2013-06-23 06:13:59 PM
JJ and J-Lo?

Oooooh, this could get interesting!
 
2013-06-23 06:14:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JJ and J-Lo?

Oooooh, this could get interesting!


Rubs idol furiously.
 
2013-06-23 06:14:54 PM

crotchgrabber: Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.

YES! I support of this idea. How about next year's 500?

I just brain farted that out there. Lets spitball this, and discuss it over next weeks race.


Isn't it a little late to plan for the 500?
 
2013-06-23 06:14:57 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: catastrophe averted: "Acquiring Signal.  This should take no more than 5 mins to complete"

Been seeing this for 20 mins now.  UGH!

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


I should have complained 15 mins ago!  As soon as I hit the post button, the race magically reappeared on my TV screen.  Well commercials appeared, but that seems to take preference over the actual race these days.
 
2013-06-23 06:15:12 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Any driver who brings out a caution now MAY be the unwelcome recipient of a can of NAPA Know How somewhere unpleasant.
 
2013-06-23 06:15:47 PM

Professor Farksworth: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JJ and J-Lo?

Oooooh, this could get interesting!

Rubs idol furiously.


Nice euphemism. Don't forget the lube.
 
2013-06-23 06:16:11 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JJ and J-Lo?

Oooooh, this could get interesting!


Yeah, we might actually see JJ in a J-Lo position for the rest of the season!
 
2013-06-23 06:16:25 PM
@ESPNMcGee
If we do get a late caution, Gordon and Kurt Busch will hit the restart like they're driving Abrams tanks.
 
2013-06-23 06:16:37 PM
Logano bump drafting Jimmie in the last corner.
 
2013-06-23 06:18:17 PM

good_2_go: @ESPNMcGee
If we do get a late caution, Gordon and Kurt Busch will hit the restart like they're driving Abrams tanks.


too much lens flare?
 
2013-06-23 06:18:38 PM
Two to go!
 
2013-06-23 06:19:13 PM
we need a caution this lap, or else Truex wins
 
2013-06-23 06:19:52 PM
WHITE FLAG!

Now he's praying FOR a caution.
 
2013-06-23 06:20:12 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: we need a caution this lap, or else Truex wins


I'm OK with this...
 
2013-06-23 06:20:41 PM
Adios Montoya
 
2013-06-23 06:20:49 PM
Good for truex.
Bad for juablo.
 
2013-06-23 06:20:51 PM
Princess went offroading for a bit
 
2013-06-23 06:20:52 PM
Juablo out of gas! Hilarious!
 
2013-06-23 06:21:02 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: we need a caution this lap, or else Truex wins

I'm OK with this...


Same here.  Great for MWR.
 
2013-06-23 06:21:07 PM
*priceisrighthorn for Juablo*
 
2013-06-23 06:21:15 PM
Congratulations to Martin Truex Jr. and all his fans!

The drought is over!
 
2013-06-23 06:21:20 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 06:21:21 PM
Meh.
 
2013-06-23 06:21:38 PM
Yippee!!! Gordon finishes 2nd.

Congrats Truex!
 
2013-06-23 06:22:07 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Juablo out of gas! Hilarious!


Not if you picked him as one of your fantasy drivers.  Dammit.

/No one cares about my fantasy driver picks
 
2013-06-23 06:22:16 PM
Truex wins and kurt ends up fourth...wow
 
2013-06-23 06:22:23 PM
"Pretty good job turning left and right..." Unintentional humor on the radio.
 
2013-06-23 06:22:33 PM

Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.

YES! I support of this idea. How about next year's 500?


I'd like to go to the new track near Austin, TX or Las Vegas, NV (been to that one b4).
 
2013-06-23 06:23:05 PM
For a guy who's had his name said enough times, it's a surprise to hear that that is only Truex's second win.

Oh well, he ran a heck of a race - and that lead at the end was damn impressive.
 
2013-06-23 06:23:09 PM
@JennaFryer
"Are you kidding me. We could have saved fuel," says Montoya, who had said this would be a huge points day
 
2013-06-23 06:23:23 PM

vegaswench: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Juablo out of gas! Hilarious!

Not if you picked him as one of your fantasy drivers.  Dammit.

/No one cares about my fantasy driver picks


Nope, but at least you didn't saturate the thread like the FF pinheads.
 
2013-06-23 06:23:45 PM
This was a damn impressive win for Truex! Good on him!

And Kurt was incredible. If he hadn't f*cked up TWICE in the pits, he could have taken it.

In all, there were some great runs from some unexpected drivers, and JJ was pleasantly mediocre,
 
2013-06-23 06:23:45 PM
ahhhh TNT guy gets the checkers, 20 seconds later commercial.
 
2013-06-23 06:23:51 PM
NAPA Valley Know How
img.photobucket.com


/that was from Nascarcasm, not me
 
2013-06-23 06:24:14 PM
I didn't want to jinx it so I never mentioned it, but I was afraid the weight they took out of the Gen6 and the increased range of rear camber would make it a better road course car. Which is the opposite of what makes NASCAR on road courses fun. It's not a huge difference, but it's been noticeable in the half of the race I watched. Lots of saves that wouldn't have been made in last year's vehicles.

Oh well. Road courses are still the short tracks of new NASCAR, as far as beating and banging, retaliation, and impatience goes. And there's always Nationwide/trucks.
 
2013-06-23 06:25:35 PM

ski9600: Professor Farksworth: crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.

YES! I support of this idea. How about next year's 500?

I'd like to go to the new track near Austin, TX or Las Vegas, NV (been to that one b4).


Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.
 
2013-06-23 06:25:59 PM
Heh, Juablo barely got his car to the finish line.
 
2013-06-23 06:26:03 PM
NAPA KNOW HOW
 
2013-06-23 06:26:04 PM
I feel so bad for Juablo. He had such a great day only to have such a sh*t finish.
 
2013-06-23 06:28:23 PM

Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.


Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.
 
2013-06-23 06:33:52 PM
I love that ESPN has the race results up before nascar.com
 
2013-06-23 06:34:36 PM

vegaswench: Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.

Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.


To me, tailgating with farkers is the surest way to not see the race.
 
2013-06-23 06:36:36 PM

vegaswench: Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.

Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.


The wheels are turning. What has been set in motion can not be stopped. There shall be copious amounts of boozing. There shall be nipple rings. There shall by idols that even the gods have not seen.

I feel like I should end this post with "winter is coming."
 
2013-06-23 06:36:43 PM

vegaswench: Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.

Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.


Agreed!  This would be a blast :)
 
2013-06-23 06:38:39 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Happy for Truex! I remember his last win like it was yesterday. Plus five years and 359 days, give or take.
 
2013-06-23 06:39:06 PM

crotchgrabber: vegaswench: Professor Farksworth: Wherever we go we need to do like a kickstarter or something and raise a large amount of money, then just buy seats in one section of the stands. (Anything left over can be divided up to help with travel or something.) That way we're all in one spot and we know we won't be separated by non-Farkers.

Great point.  I hope this happens.  Tailgating with you farkers would be awesome.

The wheels are turning. What has been set in motion can not be stopped. There shall be copious amounts of boozing. There shall be nipple rings. There shall by idols that even the gods have not seen.

I feel like I should end this post with "winter is coming."


LOL.  Speaking of copious boozing, I found out last night that I'm still pretty good on a mechanical bull.  There was Everclear involved.
 
2013-06-23 06:44:27 PM
Was in a fireworks store today and saw a Nascar-themed firework called "18 Car Pileup." The font on the "18" closely resembled Busch's.

I doubt it's a coincidence.
 
2013-06-23 06:48:29 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In honor of wine country, instead of saying he hasn't won forever, we'll say that @MartinTruexJr56's win today has been aged for six years.
 
2013-06-23 07:12:45 PM

crotchgrabber: Some day there must be a Fark party at a race.


Do we each get our own cubicle to post from?

/wait, what?
 
2013-06-23 07:43:34 PM
@dennyhamlin
Carpool with my buddy

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 07:49:33 PM

good_2_go: @dennyhamlin
Carpool with my buddy

[img.fark.net image 850x1133]


Jesus, I hope he reconsiders wrecking him now.
 
2013-06-23 11:34:29 PM
                Just what I always wanted to see--A Tony Stewart crotch shot. Thanks.

                img.fark.net
 
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