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(Daily Mail)   English bulldog hangs 18 to victory in dog surfing contest. All he wants are some tasty waves, cool buds, and steak   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
    More: Cool, Pat Tillman, Venice Beach, surfing contest, Rottweiler, ASPCA, surfing  
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2013-06-23 10:23:45 AM  
Math is hard?
 
2013-06-23 12:14:21 PM  
 
2013-06-23 12:25:05 PM  
History is hard?

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2013-06-23 12:27:57 PM  
From the comments: This is not right, its stupid! Why cant humans just let dogs be dogs? Of course they are forced! Are dogs really capable of putting life jackets on, and swimming out while holding onto the surf board?! They are made out to look like fools, this is pathetic, and a sad form of entertainment. People need to get a life.


stupid people are stupid.
 
2013-06-23 12:42:14 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: History is hard?


Bloom County's version was more fun.
 
2013-06-23 12:43:21 PM  
Y u say 18 it no have gone feet fingers
 
2013-06-23 12:46:38 PM  
Amazing even though things looked kinda rough out there and apart from the tough competition.
 
2013-06-23 12:47:50 PM  

ransack.: Y u say 18 it no have gone feet fingers


It dog bad dog y u go water but no catch fish useless dog u work no leisure bad dog I look at u disappointendalously no licking empty tuna pouch u scared of possums bad dog
 
2013-06-23 12:48:34 PM  
What are "cool buds"?
 
2013-06-23 12:49:40 PM  
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2013-06-23 12:49:40 PM  

ransack.: ransack.: Y u say 18 it no have gone feet fingers

It dog bad dog y u go water but no catch fish useless dog u work no leisure bad dog I look at u disappointendalously no licking empty tuna pouch u scared of possums bad dog


Big dog scary little dog ugly annoying yippy I hate domestic dog coyote and wolf okay also African wild dog very majestic dingo nice too but STAY AWAY DOGS
 
2013-06-23 12:51:28 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: What are "cool buds"?


Marijuana vacuum-sealed and held in the freezer to maintain freshness and as a measure to stockpile and restrict the supply to ensure a consistent price and volume sold throughout the year
 
2013-06-23 12:55:10 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: What are "cool buds"?


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2013-06-23 12:55:17 PM  
Real news. Real funny. Real fake sponsored tabloid garbage.
 
2013-06-23 01:00:31 PM  
 
2013-06-23 01:12:39 PM  
FTFA: "The event benefited the ASPCA, raising thousands of dollars for the prevention of cruelty to animals"

Because dogs, being animals themselves, naturally go surfing, and aren't at all forced into learning these "tricks", nor are they forced into putting on all the gear. Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring, so forcing them to perform tricks, which is totally not cruel because they clearly wanted a surfboard and life jackets (what dog doesn't?)

Sorry, I just stepped in a big pile of irony.
 
2013-06-23 01:34:18 PM  
You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
 
2013-06-23 01:35:30 PM  

Farkenhostile: Real news. Real funny. Real fake sponsored tabloid garbage.


Dude cmon...it wasn't another Buzzfeed link so you should be thankful.
 
2013-06-23 01:37:43 PM  

Meesterjojo: Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring,



A dog's "nature" is NOT to live in your house and be your "friend", it is to run in packs with its own kind and kill your children for food. Good luck with that.
 
2013-06-23 01:42:48 PM  

WeenerGord: Meesterjojo: Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring,


A dog's "nature" is NOT to live in your house and be your "friend", it is to run in packs with its own kind and kill your children for food. Good luck with that.


stop feeding the troll; they're not living according to their own "nature" either.  The idea that a dog might have fun doing something other than sitting in a yard alone is probably too much for them to handle, mentally.
 
2013-06-23 01:43:48 PM  
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Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!
 
2013-06-23 01:45:09 PM  

IamAwake: WeenerGord: Meesterjojo: Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring,


A dog's "nature" is NOT to live in your house and be your "friend", it is to run in packs with its own kind and kill your children for food. Good luck with that.

stop feeding the troll; they're not living according to their own "nature" either.  The idea that a dog might have fun doing something other than sitting in a yard alone is probably too much for them to handle, mentally.


it's a farking WOLF
 
2013-06-23 01:47:19 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: IamAwake: WeenerGord: Meesterjojo: Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring,


A dog's "nature" is NOT to live in your house and be your "friend", it is to run in packs with its own kind and kill your children for food. Good luck with that.

stop feeding the troll; they're not living according to their own "nature" either.  The idea that a dog might have fun doing something other than sitting in a yard alone is probably too much for them to handle, mentally.

it's a farking WOLF


be a WOLF and go against the FLOW and hunt FOWL
 
2013-06-23 01:55:26 PM  
or play on the WOPR computer while your listening to WOLD by Harry Chapin
 
2013-06-23 02:01:12 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: IamAwake: WeenerGord: Meesterjojo: Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring,


A dog's "nature" is NOT to live in your house and be your "friend", it is to run in packs with its own kind and kill your children for food. Good luck with that.

stop feeding the troll; they're not living according to their own "nature" either.  The idea that a dog might have fun doing something other than sitting in a yard alone is probably too much for them to handle, mentally.

it's a farking WOLF


Except wolves are wild and dogs are domesticated.
 
2013-06-23 02:03:10 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Jon iz teh kewl: IamAwake: WeenerGord: Meesterjojo: Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring,


A dog's "nature" is NOT to live in your house and be your "friend", it is to run in packs with its own kind and kill your children for food. Good luck with that.

stop feeding the troll; they're not living according to their own "nature" either.  The idea that a dog might have fun doing something other than sitting in a yard alone is probably too much for them to handle, mentally.

it's a farking WOLF

Except wolves are wild and dogs are domesticated.


and cats are gay
 
2013-06-23 02:03:59 PM  
while you watch episodes of WWYD? on nickelodeon while playing ZSNES in WINE on RHEL
 
2013-06-23 02:07:06 PM  

Meesterjojo: FTFA: "The event benefited the ASPCA, raising thousands of dollars for the prevention of cruelty to animals"

Because dogs, being animals themselves, naturally go surfing, and aren't at all forced into learning these "tricks", nor are they forced into putting on all the gear. Because allowing the animals to act within their nature would be dull/boring, so forcing them to perform tricks, which is totally not cruel because they clearly wanted a surfboard and life jackets (what dog doesn't?)

Sorry, I just stepped in a big pile of irony.


I agree with you 100%. I hate dogs and absolutely do not support providing them with safety gear.

Drown, mutt!
 
2013-06-23 02:12:32 PM  
Jon iz teh kewl:

it's a farking WOLF

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"Wolf...."
 
2013-06-23 02:18:49 PM  

Not_The_Target_Market: Jon iz teh kewl:

it's a farking WOLF


"Wolf...."


That's funny!!! Did you pic this dog because of the water related/hunting haircut, or was it just ment to be funny?
 
2013-06-23 05:38:49 PM  
I don't care how many Oscars that dumb sonofabiatch collects. He'll always be Spicoli.

...you dick!
 
2013-06-23 07:26:32 PM  
WOLF

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2013-06-23 08:25:41 PM  
Oh God, I'm old enough to remember Spuds Mackensie. :-(
 
2013-06-23 08:39:17 PM  
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WOLFE!
 
2013-06-23 08:57:43 PM  
wimmy wam wam wozzle!!

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2013-06-24 05:30:07 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: Research is hard?


I'd imagine sitting in front of the monitor, anguishing over the inclusion of dewclaws and mouthing quietly while finger counting is hard, especially when the topic is something as sacred as surfing pets.
 
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