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(NASA)   Massive coronal hole, fifty Earths wide, is shaped exactly like the United States. You know what that means   (nasa.gov) divider line 57
    More: Obvious, Coronal Hole, Earth, United States, Solar Dynamics Observatory, coronas, magnetic fields, solar winds, sunspot cycles  
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2013-06-23 09:35:31 AM  
Sarah Palin is President
 
2013-06-23 09:48:36 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-23 09:54:07 AM  
The carbon emissions over the US have burned a hole in the corona. Great.
 
2013-06-23 10:03:50 AM  
There's a fossil that's trapped in a high cliff wall
There's a dead salmon frozen in a waterfall
There's a blue whale beached by a springtime's ebb
There's a butterfly trapped in a spider's web
There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out
There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt
There's a rich man sleeping on a golden bed
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
There's a red fox torn by a huntsman's pack
There's a black-winged gull with a broken back
There's a large blue spot on the sun today.
It's the same old thing as yesterday...
 
2013-06-23 10:17:56 AM  
Thanks Obama!
 
2013-06-23 10:41:08 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 12:09:17 PM  
Orange mocha frappucinos
 
2013-06-23 12:13:36 PM  
It's a hole that's almost as big as the one Subby's Mom has?
 
2013-06-23 12:13:43 PM  
Fifty, nifty, united states from thirteen original colonies...
 
2013-06-23 12:15:22 PM  
That subby had a poor conception of what the United States' shape is?
 
2013-06-23 12:15:52 PM  
I am the Great Coronaholio!

I need Sunscreen for my bunghole...
 
2013-06-23 12:18:46 PM  
Was it because I'm touching myself?
 
2013-06-23 12:18:52 PM  
Subby, please define exactly.
 
2013-06-23 12:22:18 PM  
Goatse?
 
2013-06-23 12:24:07 PM  
I didn't see a straight line. Or Hawaii.
 
2013-06-23 12:25:19 PM  
And by 'exactly' we mean 'vaguely'.
 
2013-06-23 12:29:08 PM  
The definition of "exactly" has been altered?
 
2013-06-23 12:29:10 PM  
I can sort of see it, though it looks like Florida was moved.
 
2013-06-23 12:33:32 PM  

edmo: The definition of "exactly" has been altered?


pray subby doesn't alter it further.
 
2013-06-23 12:46:42 PM  
It will come and wash away the rain?
 
2013-06-23 12:53:49 PM  
shaped not at all  exactly like the United States
 
2013-06-23 01:10:59 PM  
img.fark.net   /hot
 
2013-06-23 01:18:18 PM  
The sun is chargin' its lazors?
 
2013-06-23 01:18:25 PM  
Oh, no! Heaven has fallen into the Sun!
 
2013-06-23 01:22:44 PM  
On the theory that some things are obscure to some Farkers (if not the majority), here is the reference for my previous post. I know it spoils a joke to explain it, but what if the explanation is another joke?
 
2013-06-23 01:24:57 PM  
I notice that there seems to be most of Canada, Greenland and Mexico stuck on that United States.

But Quebec seems to have separated.

Maybe Heaven did fall into the Sun. Or maybe it was just the North America Nebula.
 
2013-06-23 02:03:40 PM  

Mugato: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Gotta admit... I laughed out loud at that :)

"Watch the coronahole bud!"
 
2013-06-23 02:05:05 PM  

texdent: I can sort of see it, though it looks like Florida was moved.


So its more like an idealized United States?

Well, that plus Baja.

/and Alaska and Hawaii even make an appearance near the bottom of the image.
 
2013-06-23 02:05:18 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-06-23 02:07:06 PM  

Silly_Sot: Fifty, nifty, united states from thirteen original colonies...


Wow. The last time I heard that song was in 1981, when I was singing it along with my 4th grade music class.
 
2013-06-23 02:24:56 PM  

Sheseala: [img.fark.net image 500x494]


DRR...DRR...DRR...

/brb, need brain bleach
 
2013-06-23 02:53:12 PM  
Whar Jesus face. WHAR
 
2013-06-23 03:19:23 PM  

OldRod: Mugato: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Gotta admit... I laughed out loud at that :)

"Watch the coronahole bud!"


And here I thought I might have been too subtle. :p
 
2013-06-23 03:51:35 PM  
Methinks subby is unsure of the definition of "exact."
 
2013-06-23 03:53:41 PM  
Uhm, it means that soon we get global warming that includes an increase in temperature, as opposed to the last 15+ years, where we had global warming with no warming?

Just guessing.
 
2013-06-23 04:13:06 PM  
It means that the US took some Viagra and Florida is no longer flaccid?
 
2013-06-23 04:20:33 PM  
Looks more like China to me
 
2013-06-23 05:39:53 PM  
earthsecks?  I didn't know there was a quiz today.
 
2013-06-23 06:08:07 PM  
You know what that means

Canada will shortly become an island?
 
2013-06-23 06:47:05 PM  
Open wide Earthlings
 
2013-06-23 07:07:57 PM  
That's gonna make some biatchin wallpaper.
 
2013-06-23 07:09:44 PM  

SevenizGud: Uhm, it means that soon we get global warming that includes an increase in temperature, as opposed to the last 15+ years, where we had global warming with no warming?

Just guessing.


Since you're here, go ahead and post some cherry-picked graphs while you're at it.
 
2013-06-23 07:56:32 PM  

SevenizGud: Uhm, it means that soon we get global warming that includes an increase in temperature, as opposed to the last 15+ years, where we had global warming with no warming?

Just guessing trolling.

 
2013-06-23 08:36:40 PM  
George Washington was an asshole, and Latvia is now the sole remaining superpower?
 
2013-06-23 08:48:48 PM  

Sheseala: [img.fark.net image 500x494]   /hot


Came for this, leaving distended and twisted...
 
2013-06-23 09:24:50 PM  

Virtuoso80: Looks more like China to me


You have to look for it sideways.
 
2013-06-23 09:34:14 PM  

jack21221: He fixes the cable?


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-24 12:23:40 AM  
Read that as "Massive Cornhole"

/needs glasses
//was thinking of the game
 
2013-06-24 12:49:47 AM  

theorellior: Silly_Sot: Fifty, nifty, united states from thirteen original colonies...

Wow. The last time I heard that song was in 1981, when I was singing it along with my 4th grade music class.


Third grade for me. '85 I think

Shout 'em, scout 'em, Tell all about 'em,
One by one,til we've given a name to every state in the U-S-Aaaaaaaaaaa
 
2013-06-24 12:54:40 AM  

Sheseala: [img.fark.net image 500x494]   /hot


And we're done here.
 
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