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(NW Florida Daily News)   No matter how tired you are or how soft and comfortable they look, railroad tracks are no place to take a nap   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 17
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2013-06-23 02:06:08 AM
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2013-06-23 02:28:53 AM
"Rolando Chavix Jocon, 25, of DeFuniak Springs "

What planet am I on? Sounds like a name from an Aldiss novel.
 
2013-06-23 02:30:27 AM
 
2013-06-23 02:45:11 AM
When I was a kid there were a few cases of illegal immigrants going out that way because they erroneously believed sleeping between railroad tracks would keep them safe from rattlesnakes.
 
2013-06-23 02:48:37 AM
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2013-06-23 02:49:42 AM

violentsalvation: When I was a kid there were a few cases of illegal immigrants going out that way because they erroneously believed sleeping between railroad tracks would keep them safe from rattlesnakes.


That's just harsh. You think they were told that just to put them at risk? Man.
 
2013-06-23 02:51:22 AM
 
2013-06-23 02:57:08 AM
The Medical Examiner's Office will perform an autopsy on Jocon, who suffered injuries to his head, hands and legs.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the cause of death was getting hit by a farking train.
 
2013-06-23 02:57:17 AM
Classic Jerusalem joke:
How do you commit suicide in Jerusalem?
Lay down on the train tracks and die of boredom.

For years the old train tracks were abandoned... just an overgrown weedpit. The whole tracks have been recently redone as a nice green strip, with a bike trail. Still don't have a normal train though, takes two hours to get to Tel Aviv. In a car with traffic it's at most 40 minutes. Anyways, the station is on the ass end of Jerusalem and they only leave once an hour. We're promised a fast train in a couple of years, but they've been promising it for years. At least construction has started.
 
2013-06-23 02:57:53 AM
Note to self: if you ever kill someone, make sure to put him on train tracks and people will just say it looked like he was sleeping.
 
2013-06-23 03:00:56 AM

WhoopAssWayne: violentsalvation: When I was a kid there were a few cases of illegal immigrants going out that way because they erroneously believed sleeping between railroad tracks would keep them safe from rattlesnakes.

That's just harsh. You think they were told that just to put them at risk? Man.


I'd think it was more of a wives tale they thought sounded reasonable. It was a rarely used track so they probably saw a little rust on the top of the rail and reasoned it would be safe. And back then there weren't a billion Border Patrol agents with helicopters and drones, so they could take a little break when they needed to.
 
2013-06-23 03:06:20 AM
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison...
 
2013-06-23 03:23:54 AM

you are a puppet: Note to self: if you ever kill someone, make sure to put him on train tracks and people will just say it looked like he was sleeping.


Note to self: do not piss off you are a puppet with railroad tracks nearby
 
2013-06-23 05:33:01 AM
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2013-06-23 09:41:37 AM
Why does this have a Florida tag on it?
 
2013-06-23 12:30:59 PM

Invisible Man: Why does this have a Florida tag on it?


Because it happened in Florida

/was this a trick question?
 
2013-06-23 03:31:43 PM

you are a puppet: Note to self: if you ever kill someone, make sure to put him on train tracks and people will just say it looked like he was sleeping.


Approve:

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/hot, like Barbara Stanwyk
 
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