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(Daily Mail)   Today's FARK ready headline: 'I need money for weed' panhandler stabs his rival who holds an 'I need money for beer' sign in Times Square... and the whole thing was witnessed by Alien and Predator   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-06-23 01:12:43 AM
Wait, what?
 
2013-06-23 01:14:06 AM
Weed Guy and Beer Guy sound like the lamest superhero team ever.
 
2013-06-23 01:15:31 AM
Weed Guy looks more like Coffee and Cigarettes Hipster Guy. With Beer Guy, though, you know that at least he isn't trying to bullshiat you.
 
2013-06-23 01:17:01 AM

darkjezter: Weed Guy and Beer Guy sound like the lamest superhero team ever.


They'll get the criminals if they can ever get off the couch.
 
2013-06-23 01:17:48 AM
And they say New York has lost its charm.
 
2013-06-23 01:19:06 AM
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No longer a Mac, now known as "The Weed Guy"
 
2013-06-23 01:20:51 AM
I'd love to see someone give Weed Guy a pint of Roundup and see what he says.
 
2013-06-23 01:21:22 AM

whatshisname: They'll get the criminals if they can ever get off the couch.


I can see it now.  A supervillain is attacking the city.  Weed Guy can't respond because he's eating a pizza and playing HALO on his XBox, while Beer Guy is calling up ex-girlfriends and sobbing while telling them that they ruined his life by leaving him.
 
2013-06-23 01:22:18 AM
Marijuana is a gateway cake weigh drug.

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2013-06-23 01:27:51 AM
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close enough
 
2013-06-23 01:40:14 AM
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2013-06-23 01:40:21 AM
So weed guy spits at beer guy (without being provoked in any way I'm sure) and beer guy starts pummeling weed guy.  Then weed guy stabs him with.. a pen.

See! Them mary jane stoners are violent thugs who want to rape your white womens!
 
2013-06-23 01:44:30 AM
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"Mac Dude, pot is my thing, so lay off!"
 
2013-06-23 01:44:51 AM
My best man had his picture taken by me with Beer Man back in 2007. Hope Beer Man has a speedy recovery back to scamming a few tourists out of a few bucks for booze.
 
2013-06-23 02:15:46 AM
Did he ever get any weed? This article sucks.
 
2013-06-23 02:45:09 AM
There can be only one!
 
2013-06-23 02:47:07 AM
If only they had worked together, they could have had both weed and beer. Maybe a pizza as well. Also, the article sadly lacked pictures of the Alien and Predator costumes.

CSB involving weed, costumes, and sci-fi: As a teenager, a friend and I went to see the special edition of Star Wars Episode IV at a theater and there was a local news crew interviewing some of the people waiting in line. The reporter came over to where we were standing and my friend was heavily into Star Wars, so he had plenty to say and I mostly just stood there being incredibly stoned. I was eventually asked a question, but right as I was about to answer I noticed some people walking over who were dressed in elaborate Tusken Raider costumes and I started laughing. I wasn't laughing at them, I actually thought the costumes were really cool. It just seemed incredibly surreal that we were talking about Star Wars and what looked like actual characters from the film appeared out of nowhere and I couldn't stop laughing. In retrospect, I must have looked like a jackass or at best some stereotype of a giggling stoner, but all I could do was laugh at the moment. I have no idea if that footage made the news.
 
2013-06-23 02:48:09 AM
"he pulled out a pen because I was hitting him, and he started stabbing me in the face, and I have five stab wounds in my face right now"
5?
OwowowowStahp!!
 
2013-06-23 03:18:36 AM
Does this mean Miley Cyrus was wrong?
 
2013-06-23 04:48:03 AM
if weed isn't a gateway drug, then why do you need WEED.  farking douchebag
 
2013-06-23 04:59:09 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: if weed isn't a gateway drug, then why do you need WEED.  farking douchebag


Weed isn't a gateway drug that leads to things like cocaine and heroin.  It's more of a drive-thru drug that leads to things like cheeseburgers and french fries.
 
2013-06-23 05:04:01 AM

darkjezter: Jon iz teh kewl: if weed isn't a gateway drug, then why do you need WEED.  farking douchebag

Weed isn't a gateway drug that leads to things like cocaine and heroin.  It's more of a drive-thru drug that leads to things like cheeseburgers and french fries.


yes it is.  fast food?  are you mad woman? most potheads aren't unhealthy.  cause of all the meth they do
 
2013-06-23 05:16:17 AM
i.e., someone is a pothead. what are the chances he's taken oxycontin/vicodin/LSD/cocaine/Adderall recreationally higher or lower than the church going non smoker?
 
2013-06-23 05:22:53 AM
yeah but i was talking about getting ADDICTED to drugs.  like how they're ADDICTED to weed, but weed is non addictive.  look at me, i'm a farking dipshiat
 
2013-06-23 06:19:57 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i.e., someone is a pothead. what are the chances he's taken oxycontin/vicodin/LSD/cocaine/Adderall recreationally higher or lower than the church going non smoker?


The church going non-smoker is too busy with keeping the secret gay affair secret to have time to bother with searching for drugs.
 
2013-06-23 07:09:38 AM

WorldCitizen: Jon iz teh kewl: i.e., someone is a pothead. what are the chances he's taken oxycontin/vicodin/LSD/cocaine/Adderall recreationally higher or lower than the church going non smoker?

The church going non-smoker is too busy with keeping the secret gay affair secret to have time to bother with searching for drugs.


so then pot is a gateway drug

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2013-06-23 08:15:37 AM
Where was the Naked Cowboy during all this?
 
2013-06-23 10:32:21 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i.e., someone is a pothead. what are the chances he's taken oxycontin/vicodin/LSD/cocaine/Adderall recreationally higher or lower than the church going non smoker?


Jon iz teh kewl: yeah but i was talking about getting ADDICTED to drugs.  like how they're ADDICTED to weed, but weed is non addictive.  look at me, i'm a farking dipshiat


Are you having an argument with yourself?
 
2013-06-23 12:15:09 PM

thamike: Jon iz teh kewl: i.e., someone is a pothead. what are the chances he's taken oxycontin/vicodin/LSD/cocaine/Adderall recreationally higher or lower than the church going non smoker?

Jon iz teh kewl: yeah but i was talking about getting ADDICTED to drugs.  like how they're ADDICTED to weed, but weed is non addictive.  look at me, i'm a farking dipshiat

Are you having an argument with yourself?


oh aren't we all.  now where's my bong
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BROKE IT
 
2013-06-23 12:20:41 PM

snailbarf: Did he ever get any weed? This article sucks.


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2013-06-23 01:00:14 PM
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2013-06-23 02:28:38 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i.e., someone is a pothead. what are the chances he's taken oxycontin/vicodin/LSD/cocaine/Adderall recreationally higher or lower than the church going non smoker?




And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Herbs and fruits must be man's food, including corn, and all the products of the earth. Let God's people cast their care upon him, and not be troubled about what they shall eat, and what they shall drink. He that feeds his birds will not starve his babes.

/loves me some church'n
//people lie
 
2013-06-23 02:34:29 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: yeah but i was talking about getting ADDICTED to drugs.  like how they're ADDICTED to weed, but weed is non addictive.  look at me, i'm a farking dipshiat


Can we go after people that are ADDICTED to being dicks, next?

I hate those farkers. farking abusive addicts. Down with sport, the addicts gateway.

shiat, people gamble on sport. Why is that shiat legal again.
 
2013-06-23 04:14:57 PM
An "Alien Loves Predator" reference, you rock, subby.

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2013-06-23 04:20:40 PM
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No wonder he's panhandling, given his obvious drinking problem.
 
2013-06-24 07:14:43 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Jon iz teh kewl: yeah but i was talking about getting ADDICTED to drugs.  like how they're ADDICTED to weed, but weed is non addictive.  look at me, i'm a farking dipshiat

Can we go after people that are ADDICTED to being dicks, next?

I hate those farkers. farking abusive addicts. Down with sport, the addicts gateway.

shiat, people gamble on sport. Why is that shiat legal again.


no.  we'll give them the crack patch so they can safely get off weed (and crack cocaine)

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