BusterCherry333: Based on the headline, I thought maybe MM died from breast cancer. Then I discovered a marginally morbid new feature of google:http://www.google.com/search?q=how+did+marilyn+monroe +die/works for just about any celebrity//assuming they're dead; still got nothing for Abe Vigoda
quatchi: For some reason I never imagined the Irish as being particularly fond of the harmonica.
stickmangrit: At least Mickey got revenge for his wife.
tuckeg: In September, 1960 JFK passed through our small town going from the regional airport to the nearby city where he was to make a speech. The route took him near our grammar school and some teachers, including mine, walked their classes down to the route. All the kids clustered together but for some reason I walked about 75 ft further down the street (don't remember why, probably thought I'd get a better view) and was all by myself. JFK waved to the other kids and then when he got near me he laughed, then smiled and waved as did I. He turned as they drove away and kept waving for a while. He was about 20 ft away at the closest. Still remember it well. Really hit me when he was killed./Still have all my hair, guess he needed to touch you to cause baldness.
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