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(Denver Channel)   Cops track down large stuffed bear stolen from store. Police spokeswoman: "The bear has not shared any information about what happened to him during the incident." (i.e, bear false witness)   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 35
    More: Silly, BPD, Boulder police, spokeswomen  
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2013-06-23 03:41:28 AM  
Was he denied his 2nd amendment rights?
 
2013-06-23 03:43:24 AM  
This should be a followup.
Also, screw these assholes.  I hope the store presses charges.
 
2013-06-23 03:47:13 AM  
John McTiernan wanted for questioning.
 
2013-06-23 03:55:32 AM  
e.g. motherfarker, e.g.
 
2013-06-23 03:56:03 AM  
That might be funny subs, if it made any sense. As it stands, your a idiot.
 
2013-06-23 04:04:32 AM  
Those scofflaws will be sorry when the full weight of the justice system comes to bear.
 
2013-06-23 04:05:43 AM  
Headline was fine without the shoehorned pun at the end.
 
2013-06-23 04:06:45 AM  
Hold my bear and watch this.
 
2013-06-23 04:28:03 AM  

tuna fingers: That might be funny subs, if it made any sense. As it stands, your a idiot.

 
2013-06-23 04:28:30 AM  
Bear puns are oso bad.
 
2013-06-23 04:39:16 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Bear puns are oso bad.


Urso dumb. >:(
 
2013-06-23 04:39:59 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: common sense is an oxymoron: Bear puns are oso bad.

Urso dumb. >:(


Kuma~~n...
 
2013-06-23 04:47:40 AM  
Came looking for a Ted reference....

/leaving dissatisfied
 
2013-06-23 04:49:14 AM  

Grognard: Came looking for a Ted reference....

/leaving dissatisfied


Life is really going to suck for you when that shiatty movie is forgotten
 
2013-06-23 04:50:36 AM  
*shrug*

I haven't seen it but it is on my Movies to Netflix list.
 
2013-06-23 04:51:58 AM  

Grognard: *shrug*

I haven't seen it but it is on my Movies to Netflix list.


It is/was a great flick.
 
2013-06-23 04:54:23 AM  
"Three male suspects, visiting from out of state, kidnapped the bear"

Little pigs!
 
2013-06-23 05:06:12 AM  
Storm's bruin.
 
2013-06-23 05:42:51 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Storm's bruin.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 06:00:32 AM  
Look you legalize weed, you gotta expect some of this stuff, they we're just returning him to his natural habitat.

/Next on their list, free the lobsters from the tank at Red Lobster.
 
2013-06-23 06:09:00 AM  

Lith: Look you legalize weed, you gotta expect some of this stuff, they we're just returning him to his natural habitat.

/Next on their list, free the lobsters from the tank at Red Lobster.



That logic is totally un'bear'able.
 
2013-06-23 06:57:57 AM  
www.originalplumbing.com
 
2013-06-23 06:58:34 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Grognard: Came looking for a Ted reference....

/leaving dissatisfied

Life is really going to suck for you when that shiatty movie is forgotten


What shiatty movie?
 
2013-06-23 07:17:32 AM  
That would be more like a false bear witness
 
2013-06-23 08:13:00 AM  
That's a excellent marketing idea for lebat blue. Fully AV wire up a stuffed bear and ship him across Canada. You can only wonder what kind if shenanigans the cameras and mics could pick up.
 
2013-06-23 08:54:57 AM  
Smart bear , taking the fifth!!!
 
2013-06-23 10:21:04 AM  
so some guys Weekend at Bernied a stuffed bear. i'm sure in a week there will be a bunch of pics of the shenanigans the bear was involved in. no harm done.
 
2013-06-23 10:53:22 AM  
"The bear does not appear to be injured, but he was missing his fishing vest when police found him," Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel wrote in a news release. "The bear has not shared any information about what happened to him during the incident."

Probably has Stockholm Syndrome.
 
2013-06-23 10:56:47 AM  
I'm glad they didn't mutilate the bear. That could have been a grizzly scene.
 
2013-06-23 11:02:25 AM  
Unbearable. Grizzly. 

offmymeds: "The bear does not appear to be injured, but he was missing his fishing vest when police found him," Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel wrote in a news release. "The bear has not shared any information about what happened to him during the incident."

Probably has Stockholm Syndrome.


----- Bear goes OINK?
 
2013-06-23 11:53:56 AM  

offmymeds: "The bear does not appear to be injured, but he was missing his fishing vest when police found him," Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel wrote in a news release. "The bear has not shared any information about what happened to him during the incident."

Probably has Stockholm Syndrome.


s17.postimg.org
 
2013-06-23 12:06:30 PM  
img.fark.net

Was he missing a button?
 
2013-06-23 01:24:55 PM  
Without the bear's help how will we get all the grizzly details of what happened.
 
2013-06-23 04:07:30 PM  
assets.rollingstone.com
 
2013-06-24 10:35:20 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
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