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(WPTV)   Man destroys yellow jacket nest with millions of bees. How he trained millions of bees to attack yellow jackets is a trade secret   ( divider line
    More: Florida, trade secrets, Katrina Simpkins, bees  
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11550 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jun 2013 at 8:42 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-22 09:57:51 PM  
3 votes:

Lsherm: Is his trade secret gasoline?  I bet it's gasoline.

In the video it sounds like his secret is Meth.
2013-06-22 09:46:12 PM  
3 votes:
2013-06-22 08:58:43 PM  
3 votes:
It's easy to have millions of trained bees.  The hard part is training the dogs to shoot the bees out of their mouths.
2013-06-22 09:46:39 PM  
2 votes:
Yellow Jackets are naturally, aggressively attracted to me.

When I was a kid, I was outside playing while my dad was mowing the lawn.  He hit a nest of yellow jackets.  Not a single one stung him, but many, many of them flew to the other side of the yard, where I was, and stung me.  I can be sitting in a bench, minding my own business, and BAM!  One of those bastards will land on me and sting me.  I can be out in the woods, hiking down a trail with 8 other people, no bugs in sight, and BAM! one of those bastards will chase me (and only me).  One time, I was in a friend's sunroom, reached into my pocket for my keys and phone and BAM! a farking Yellow Jacket had climbed down into my pocket and stung me.

So, I got a lot of satisfaction out of seeing a pile of those farkers laying dead on the ground in that video.
2013-06-22 09:42:16 PM  
2 votes:
He should have tried sticking his dick in it.
2013-06-22 09:12:53 PM  
2 votes:

2013-06-23 01:45:10 AM  
1 vote:
2013-06-23 12:55:02 AM  
1 vote:
2013-06-22 11:46:35 PM  
1 vote:

/because the article mentioned bees that nobody knew were there, get it?
2013-06-22 11:29:57 PM  
1 vote:

Lsherm: Is his trade secret gasoline?  I bet it's gasoline.

If it is, he missed the critical second part of the extermination.

Though admittedly that nest would be a pretty neat display at his place of business.
2013-06-22 11:06:44 PM  
1 vote:
I maintain hives by the doors of my house.
Keeps people away.

They know me.
They don't know you.
2013-06-22 11:02:02 PM  
1 vote:

spidermilk: I need someone to pollinate my melons

That's what she said!
2013-06-22 10:17:40 PM  
1 vote:
Bees are fine. Most wasps I'm cool with. Yellowjackets are basically tiny Nazis as far as I'm concerned.
2013-06-22 10:16:54 PM  
1 vote:

TAMPA, Fla. - Insect Jonathan Simpkins is from Tampa.

How Kafkaesque.
2013-06-22 09:56:27 PM  
1 vote:
Hank Pym unavailable for comment.
2013-06-22 09:48:59 PM  
1 vote:
Came here for Nic Cage, leaving...

... no....

Not the bees!

Not the bees!

Ah, there in my eyes! my eyes! Aaaaaaahhhhh!
2013-06-22 08:59:15 PM  
1 vote:

2013-06-22 08:59:04 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Bees???

2013-06-22 08:55:06 PM  
1 vote:
Man. I'm disappointed. I wanted a story of a guy who trained millions of bees to kill the wasps. Instead we got an article confusing wasps and bees that's anti climatic. "He killed them. We can't tell you how nor where."
2013-06-22 08:53:05 PM  
1 vote:
Did he turn on a cell phone next to the nest?
2013-06-22 08:44:35 PM  
1 vote:
This is how they handle Yellow Jackets in Georgia:
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