hundreddollarman: TomD9938: hundreddollarman: These items make him sound like mouth-breathing, Jesus-rode-on-a-dinosaur, AR-15 lovin' teatard to me.He doesn't exist.Like Manti Te'o's girlfriend?
Lady Indica:Thurston Howell: /Yes, I have an onion in my belt.Is it a big yellow one?Yellow onions are copacetic for a gambol around town, but if you're really putting on the Ritz you'll need a more formal white or red onion.ladyfortuna: I'm 33 and I use paper and pen all the time. Mostly for the grocery list, but you get the idea.
ladyfortuna: Thurston Howell:ladyfortuna: I'm 33 and I use paper and pen all the time. Mostly for the grocery list, but you get the idea.I'm about a decade your senior; my wife and I compile and share the grocery list through our phones. That way we each have it, can split it up by aisle/section/etc, and have the shopping done in half the time. My mother, who is about twice your age, writes her list on 5 or 6 post-it notes throughout the week, then panics once she's in the store and inevitably loses one of the notes in her purse.Lordfortuna is discouraged from accompanying me to the store, because shopping always takes twice as long if he's there. The list plus mental map of the store gets me in and out generally in 30 minutes unless it's a huge list. I know there's an app now for Wegmans but it didn't agree with my phone so I'm sticking to pen & paper until they fix it...
MrHappyRotter: I mean, I don't eat my cereal with water, but I'm going to disagree with that centipede infested coont and say, there's nothing gross about pouring water on cereal rather than the more typical use of milk.
MysteryGuest: Circles over i's and j's. I did that for about one week in middle school. My father saw it and put a stop to it with a quickness.
OgreMagi: Could he be lactose intolerant? That would be a valid reason for not using milk with cereal. Though I would normally assume one of the many non-milk alternatives would be a better choice.
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