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(Daily Mail)   Girl writes letter explaining in painful detail why she is dumping her boyfriend   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2013-06-22 07:31:20 PM  
i hate to tell you, but he sounds kind of gay...
 
2013-06-22 07:37:34 PM  
Next time ask him that stuff in advance.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-06-22 07:41:53 PM  
Why the hell would you date someone like that in the first place?
 
2013-06-22 07:49:15 PM  

MBK: Why the hell would you date someone like that in the first place?


Being young and stupid?
The letter was pretty funny though.
 
2013-06-22 07:55:23 PM  
That list is longer than things I hated about random roommates in college. That chick needs a better filter or not move in with every guy she farks after closing time.
 
2013-06-22 08:14:34 PM  
This made me smile, a lot.
 
2013-06-22 08:25:41 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i hate to tell you, but he sounds kind of gay...


Gay and in denial due to conservative Christian beliefs.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:37 PM  
Gay or not, he's lucky to get rid of the biatch. She has issues.
 
2013-06-22 08:48:25 PM  
no1curr
 
2013-06-22 09:02:57 PM  
He needed a dumpin'
 
2013-06-22 09:06:09 PM  
Sounds like an airtight case.

/assuming this is a joke
 
2013-06-22 09:06:29 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: some_beer_drinker: i hate to tell you, but he sounds kind of gay...

Gay and in denial due to conservative Christian beliefs.


Yeah, but I'll bet he was polite to her parents and his place was nicely decorated, in a masculine sort of way.
 
2013-06-22 09:15:28 PM  
Quite a few of those should have set off her 'gaydar' long before she moved in/got really serious.

/probably fake
//still amusing
 
2013-06-22 09:19:00 PM  
She sounds viral.  I can't wait to see what product, show or site they are selling.

/I can wait.
 
2013-06-22 09:48:10 PM  
I think we've found the President of the International Taylor Swift Fan Club.
 
2013-06-22 09:51:53 PM  
I mean, I don't eat my cereal with water, but I'm going to disagree with that centipede infested coont and say, there's nothing gross about pouring water on cereal rather than the more typical use of milk.
 
2013-06-22 09:52:43 PM  
Fake, but reminds me of this from The Onion
 
2013-06-22 09:52:47 PM  
He sounds like a tea partier.
 
2013-06-22 09:52:49 PM  

MBK: Why the hell would you date someone like that in the first place?


Yea she had a lot of opportunities to break up with him.

I can't stand when people rag on how their ex was in bed. You slept with them. Probably many times, even after they were horrible. That's on you.
 
2013-06-22 09:53:05 PM  
Fake.

Kinda funny but fake.

Nobody is old enough to know about Snow Dogs, like Jay Leno and take a date to Red Lobster.

Yet young enough to name the members of One Direction.
 
2013-06-22 09:53:09 PM  
This is greenlit why?
 
2013-06-22 09:54:30 PM  
Air quotes when talking about the Apollo missions?

Girl, you can do better than him.
 
2013-06-22 09:54:45 PM  
Faaaake.
 
2013-06-22 09:54:55 PM  
Real news. Real funny

Only it's not either and should just say fake sponsored bullcrap.
 
2013-06-22 09:56:35 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I mean, I don't eat my cereal with water, but I'm going to disagree with that centipede infested coont and say, there's nothing gross about pouring water on cereal rather than the more typical use of milk.


On its own, no issue. With the AOL account, he really should be pushed off a short building.
 
2013-06-22 09:58:13 PM  
Predator 2 was WAY better than the original.
 
2013-06-22 09:59:23 PM  
I should make things up too.
 
2013-06-22 10:00:12 PM  
For a moment let's forget this is the daily mail.  All those things (except maybe the cereal bit) are the type of person who frequents WND.  People like that really exist and somehow manage to procreate.
 
2013-06-22 10:02:55 PM  
It's not that I can't enjoy a completely fake wannabe viral story, but this one is too all over the place and not really funny.

/like the guy who realized the creampie pr0no he just snapped it to was the video of his conception
//the guy who had all of his sensory nerves severed so he could perceive God free from earthly distractions
///like every captioned pic of Robert Downy Jr.
 
2013-06-22 10:02:56 PM  
img.fark.net

I took my biatch to Red Lobster.  Biatches like Red Lobster.
 
2013-06-22 10:03:23 PM  
If she's grossed out by cereal in just water,
she'd die if she saw cereal in sesame milk:

img.fark.net
(pic of some homemade sesame milk, not mine)
 
2013-06-22 10:03:36 PM  
jump the shark
 
2013-06-22 10:03:55 PM  

hundreddollarman: He sounds like a tea partier.


You mad, bro?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 10:05:55 PM  
So someone dumped the "Get A BRAIN! MORANS" guy?
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 10:06:43 PM  
Wow, I hope this is fake.
 
2013-06-22 10:07:15 PM  
She has no room to talk, she dots her i's with little circles! God I hate when people do that!
 
2013-06-22 10:07:22 PM  
Still a better love story than Twilight?
 
2013-06-22 10:08:25 PM  

zorlack7: This is greenlit why?


Because it's funny. Just my opinion. I'm kind of warped but apparently some Fark admins share my idea of funny.

On the other hand, let's discuss something about the article. How many images of Michael Phelps in a Speedo do you have stored on your computer? Let's compare? I will count mine. None. How many do you have?

Now, how many images of Kate Upton do I have on my computer? Brazillions. And I enjoy every one of them.
 
2013-06-22 10:08:42 PM  
I've never met a woman who actually wrote circles over her i's. I call fake.
 
2013-06-22 10:09:28 PM  

The Tribune's Mr. Sly: Predator 2 was WAY better than the original.


STFU, you!

Fake but amusing.
 
2013-06-22 10:11:11 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2013-06-22 10:18:00 PM  
Probably real.... probably both on this site.
 
2013-06-22 10:18:03 PM  

Jument: The Tribune's Mr. Sly: Predator 2 was WAY better than the original.

STFU, you!

Fake but amusing.


They were both good.
Can't we all just get along?
 
2013-06-22 10:21:23 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: MBK: Why the hell would you date someone like that in the first place?

Yea she had a lot of opportunities to break up with him.

I can't stand when people rag on how their ex was in bed. You slept with them. Probably many times, even after they were horrible. That's on you.


Exactly. If the person you were dating/married to was such a loser, then unless you were only together for no more than a month it's because you CHOSE to be with a loser. That means, if nothing else, you have horrible taste in men/women. And that's not the other person's fault.
 
2013-06-22 10:21:53 PM  
Can't read this shiat on my phone. Can someone get Michael Shannon to read it for me?
 
2013-06-22 10:23:39 PM  
She dots her i's with little circles.

She really has poor taste in men, but she's probably 22 or 23.
 
2013-06-22 10:32:27 PM  

Drubell: I've never met a woman who actually wrote circles over her i's. I call fake.


I worked with one but she was a latina so I am confused by the lack of Spanglish...
 
2013-06-22 10:35:01 PM  
Like a typical brain-dead 22 year old, everything that goes wrong is automatically the boyfriend's fault.

Spread her name and face as wide and far as possible. Shun her for the next ten years.
 
2013-06-22 10:35:27 PM  

Drubell: I've never met a woman who actually wrote circles over her i's. I call fake.


It took my childhood friend some 30 years to stop doing that and even now she'll do it from time to time. It always made me sigh every time I had to read her writing.
 
2013-06-22 10:36:33 PM  
Sounds reasonable to me.

/fake or not
 
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