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2013-06-22 11:08:33 PM  
I knew a twenty year old who got together with a seventeen year old, and they shared an apartment. No one said a word.
 
2013-06-22 11:09:27 PM  
Subby said, "cute."

I'm really confused now.
 
2013-06-22 11:17:55 PM  
looks innocent to me
 
2013-06-22 11:18:03 PM  

Launch Code: Almost the entire national education system is bat sh*t crazy when it comes to anything regarding a firearm. They should focus their Zero Tolerance on kid touching.


Terrific point. Why, where I went to high school, the band teacher got caught touching one of his male student's flesh flutes. The first time it happened, they let him off with a warning. So then he gets caught again, and the school was like "okay, here's a slap on the wrist." It wasn't until the third time that the school even suspended him without pay.

Why aren't our schools as tough on teachers who touch students as they are on teachers who pack heat?1

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This post satirizes Launxh Code's implicit suggestion that schools don't already havea zero tolerance policy towards "kid touching" with a mocking scenario presenting an imaginary school's more tolerant policy.
 
2013-06-22 11:19:50 PM  

jake_lex: She said about all you should say to a TV news crew in her situation.



"Here is my attorney's business card.  Thank you."
 
2013-06-22 11:21:28 PM  

Royale With Cheese: Absolutely intentional.

She decided pre-show her student was never going to marry her new beau.

It's clear as day. She set up the maneuver to slam her body as hard into the ground as possible.

Anyone who can't see this also believes the emperor's new clothes look simply fabulous!


That's hot.
 
2013-06-22 11:31:46 PM  
So if she ran out in the street and was hit by a truck and died, would the reporter and cameraman be taken down for murder?
 
2013-06-22 11:31:47 PM  
Maybe if those vultures used such aggression to go after the big criminals, your country wouldn't be beyond saving.
 
2013-06-22 11:39:07 PM  
Daaaamn. I'd brag about that NOW, let alone in school.
 
2013-06-22 11:41:43 PM  
Yeah, the teacher farked up, fire her. But to think that a sixteen-year-old doesn't know how or why to make her naughty parts cause an endorphin release in the brain is just pants-on-head stupid. The whole concept of prosecuting actions like these in a criminal court, where consent was given, seems pretty asinine. Hell, I had a sociology prof in college that conducted on surveys every year with the incoming freshman class. According to his data, the average age a student became sexually active in 1999 was 14.

Didn't know what she was getting into, my ass.
 
2013-06-22 11:44:47 PM  
Dad caught them in the park and called 911? Caught them doing what?
 
2013-06-22 11:46:49 PM  

autopsybeverage: Yeah,

Didn't know what she was getting into, my ass.


Go on.....
 
2013-06-22 11:47:03 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Popcorn Johnny: I'd like to be the meat in that lesbian sandwich.

Most real lesbian sandwiches are made from several hundred pounds of aged pork, with a little salt and pepper on top.


With a thin layer of mullet
 
2013-06-22 11:48:57 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Popcorn Johnny: She runs kind of slow for a chick with a hot body.

is that a complaint?


I think it's called "negging."

He gave her a backhanded comment.  She has to sleep with him now.
 
2013-06-22 11:55:10 PM  
This is why you do not let homosexuals anywhere near children.

// but hey I am the white heterosexual male so it's my fault
 
2013-06-23 12:12:47 AM  

Another Government Employee: Repeat or Follow Up tag needed.  The mugshot itself was posted a few weeks ago.

Yeah, she's cute enough.  But if she falls for a 16 y/o girl, none of us have a chance.


That's proof of poor enough judgment to give me hope.
 
2013-06-23 12:13:15 AM  

NFA: Wow, so we're to the point where the media is completely comfortable with prosecuting someone in the press?  I can remember a day not so long ago people would be demanding the reporter be fired.

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?  (ha, almost wrote quilty).


They've adopted the WBC Approach.

Be obnoxious and hope they swing. File a police report and rack up ratings.
 
2013-06-23 12:13:37 AM  

PacificaFitz: I'm going to be honest, 16 year old female with 29 year old female teacher doesn't bother me.  Flip it and I'm disgusted so I'm a hypocrite and I know it.

29 year old female with 16 year old female teacher?

 
2013-06-23 12:14:34 AM  

Benue: So if she ran out in the street and was hit by a truck and died, would the reporter and cameraman be taken down for murder?


Only in France. And the UK.
 
2013-06-23 12:16:44 AM  
Still never understood the idea of teachers in particular sleeping with students. Granted, I work with elementary students, thus there are several years of difference in development, but I spend the majority of my work day with students, isolated from other adults. After hearing about terrible music, shows, books, and on plus dramas over insignificant events and almost nothing in the way of interesting hobbies and experiences, I have to reaffirm my being an adult. Beer, scotch, cigars, vulgarity, stories, interests, actual music, a little nostalgia, and so forth are needed to not descend into childish madness. Other than the lack of attraction and abuse of authority aspects, simply getting away from children, and sixteen year olds are still children, is necessary for teachers.
 
2013-06-23 12:17:56 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WillofJ2:

In all seriousness, that's horrible. What kind of statue was it, a political figure? Tell me it wasn't a corporate mascot... Dear god


Ha ha, gotta love touch screen auto complete
 
2013-06-23 12:23:09 AM  
She looks way too much like my friend's wife. :/
 
2013-06-23 12:29:14 AM  
I saw the picture, thought, "I would do ANYTHING to her," then I read the article and thought, "I would NOT grow a vagina for her."

But she's cute...
 
2013-06-23 12:36:57 AM  

WhoGAS: I saw the picture, thought, "I would do ANYTHING to her," then I read the article and thought, "I would NOT grow a vagina for her."

But she's cute...




"I'm looking to get back on that pogo stick."
 
2013-06-23 12:44:41 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: She runs kind of slow for a chick with a hot body.


Well how else can you run with a sex instrument stuffed in your vagina?

/amirite?
 
2013-06-23 12:45:27 AM  
teacher arrested for sex with student, gets confronted by news crew, runs

So here's an article about "people don't like news crews cornering them". Because, you know, this wasn't already known.

/reporters are vultures
//I wish brain cancer on all of them
 
2013-06-23 12:45:59 AM  
Wait. The dad caught them in a public park? WTF was *he* doing there?

"Sir! What do you have to say about allegations that you were felching a 12-yr-old boy! SIR COME BACK WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOUR WIFE, WHO TRUSTED YOU TO NOT KIDDIEFELCH IN THE PARK?"
 
2013-06-23 12:59:30 AM  
this simply makes no sense, any female can get laid by just looking to the side at any red light . . . . pick the one you think you can put up with, it usually will happen.
 
2013-06-23 01:05:00 AM  

gameshowhost: Wait. The dad caught them in a public park? WTF was *he* doing there?


Probably the same way I figured out my stepdaughter was sneaking out to party.  By paying attention to the farking obvious.  Teens think they are the smartest and sneakiest person to have ever existed, but they are usually too naive to actually pull sneakiness off well.   It was pretty farking obvious that something was going on when she spent an hour in the bathroom working on her makeup before "going to bed".

Oddly enough, my ex didn't see anything strange in that behavior.
 
2013-06-23 01:20:07 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Popcorn Johnny: I'd like to be the meat in that lesbian sandwich.

Most real lesbian sandwiches are made from several hundred pounds of aged pork, with a little salt and pepper on top.


Ew, man, cmon...
That's just not cool..
 
2013-06-23 01:39:14 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: This is why you do not let homosexuals anywhere near children.

// but hey I am the white heterosexual male so it's my fault


i1024.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-23 01:41:43 AM  

OgreMagi: gameshowhost: Wait. The dad caught them in a public park? WTF was *he* doing there?

Probably the same way I figured out my stepdaughter was sneaking out to party.  By paying attention to the farking obvious.  Teens think they are the smartest and sneakiest person to have ever existed, but they are usually too naive to actually pull sneakiness off well.   It was pretty farking obvious that something was going on when she spent an hour in the bathroom working on her makeup before "going to bed".

Oddly enough, my ex didn't see anything strange in that behavior.


Glad you said ex, she doesn't sound to bright.
 
2013-06-23 01:51:28 AM  

Vangor: Still never understood the idea of teachers in particular sleeping with students. Granted, I work with elementary students, thus there are several years of difference in development, but I spend the majority of my work day with students, isolated from other adults. After hearing about terrible music, shows, books, and on plus dramas over insignificant events and almost nothing in the way of interesting hobbies and experiences, I have to reaffirm my being an adult. Beer, scotch, cigars, vulgarity, stories, interests, actual music, a little nostalgia, and so forth are needed to not descend into childish madness. Other than the lack of attraction and abuse of authority aspects, simply getting away from children, and sixteen year olds are still children, is necessary for teachers.


I bet you're one of those weirdos who only likes to have sex with people with whom you're emotionally close to, and share mutual interests and similar mindsets with. Perv.

I, on the other hand, have a much more normal sex drive: I desire to have sex with women who I think are hot. Most girls experience adolescent physical development before 16, thus 16yo girls can sometimes be hot, and thus I occasionally desire to have sex with them. If there were a taboo element to our having sex together (older/younger; teacher/student, illegality, etc), I imagine that could make it even more hot. If the other party also finds the idea hot...well then that's a recipe to go create some awesome memories together, isn't it? Not awesome enough to go to jail or ruin a career for, (although the propensity of teacher-student sex would suggest it must have seemed worth the risk at the time), but I understand how people can make that mistake.

So, in short: Why do they do it? Because sex. Nothing more to 'understand' than that.
 
2013-06-23 02:23:43 AM  
Old news...
 
2013-06-23 03:27:28 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Kyosuke: "Is there anything you want to say to the parents who trusted you?"

Maybe if the reporter didn't ask loaded questions they'd get a response.

'To the parents, "innocent until proven guilty." To you: fark you, get out of my face NOW.'

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion:
 When it's a sex crime (and especially when kids are involved), the accused is automatically guilty, even if they're proven innocent in court.  I've seen several people have their businesses, careers, families, and lives completely destroyed just from the accusation alone, even after proving their innocence in court.


This.


I find this to be a telling snippet from the article:
She didn't have anything to say until she was cornered several blocks away.
"Just leave me alone," said Garcia.

The media chased her down, literally sprinting after her, until they had her cornered.

They should be publicly flogged. Seriously. Tie them to a pole and teach them manners. After they're tried and found guilty of whatever kind of "harassment" charge applies, of course.




Seriously??? You're pissed off at the media after a teacher bangs a student? Wow, we are really in trouble as a society. What if that was your kid? That's right, you don't have kids. You've never made it that far in life.
 
2013-06-23 04:38:36 AM  

Big_Doofus: Seriously??? You're pissed off at the media after a teacher bangs a student? Wow, we are really in trouble as a society. What if that was your kid? That's right, you don't have kids. You've never made it that far in life.


Are you claiming that the teacher banged the student?
 
2013-06-23 04:53:47 AM  

Big_Doofus: The One True TheDavid: Kyosuke: "Is there anything you want to say to the parents who trusted you?"

Maybe if the reporter didn't ask loaded questions they'd get a response.

'To the parents, "innocent until proven guilty." To you: fark you, get out of my face NOW.'

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion:
 When it's a sex crime (and especially when kids are involved), the accused is automatically guilty, even if they're proven innocent in court.  I've seen several people have their businesses, careers, families, and lives completely destroyed just from the accusation alone, even after proving their innocence in court.


This.


I find this to be a telling snippet from the article:
She didn't have anything to say until she was cornered several blocks away.
"Just leave me alone," said Garcia.

The media chased her down, literally sprinting after her, until they had her cornered.

They should be publicly flogged. Seriously. Tie them to a pole and teach them manners. After they're tried and found guilty of whatever kind of "harassment" charge applies, of course.



Seriously??? You're pissed off at the media after a teacher bangs a student? Wow, we are really in trouble as a society. What if that was your kid? That's right, you don't have kids. You've never made it that far in life.


She's still innocent until proven guilty. Whether she's accused of a sex crime or embezzlement or just being in the wrong Facebook post at the wrong time, until a judge and jury stand up and say that she's guilty, she's not. A question like "Do you have anything to say to the parents who trusted you?" is begging for her to violate her right against self-incrimination. The only court it would be admissible in would be the one of public opinion, since any judge worth his or her salt would throw it out based on the question alone if it were used as evidence. Then there's the whole paparazzi-esque chasing her down thing.

If she's acquitted and found innocent, these dumbasses have just earned themselves a few days in court, courtesy of a civil suit. Reporters are supposed to report facts, not generate bullshiat in any way or form.
 
2013-06-23 04:59:01 AM  

FrancoFile: Dingleberry Dickwad: Molavian: "She just barely turned 16. At that age, you don't know what you're doing, what you're getting yourself into," added the mother.

Apparently she knew she was getting into a 29 year old.

Nah you see it's ok if two 16 year olds or two minors in general get it on despite both of them not knowing what they're getting into, but it's absolute horror and "think of the children" when one of the parties involved is an adult and knows what they're getting into.

/only partly serious

Do you not understand the person-of-authority thing?  It's like sexual harassment in the workplace.  Their doesn't have to be an overt quid-pro-quo.  Merely the fact that one person is in a position of authority over another makes it wrong.  Except in schools, it's even more clear cut, because the adult actually has a legal duty (in loco parentis) to look out for the welfare of the child.

Wow...you sound smart but your incorrect use of "their" (not there) really takes the bite out of your fight!

 
2013-06-23 05:01:25 AM  
At what age is someone responsible for their own actions? I mean, at 16 you can drive a multi-ton death machine and be held responsible if you break the law, so why aren't you responsible at 16 for sex?
 
2013-06-23 06:20:56 AM  

HideMonkey: PacificaFitz: I'm going to be honest, 16 year old female with 29 year old female teacher doesn't bother me.  Flip it and I'm disgusted so I'm a hypocrite and I know it.

Flip it? A 16-year-old female teacher and a 29-year-old female? Still hot.

/flip it some more


What about 1 6-year-old female with 2 9-year-old female teachers?
 
2013-06-23 07:34:41 AM  

Nezu Chiza: At what age is someone responsible for their own actions? I mean, at 16 you can drive a multi-ton death machine and be held responsible if you break the law, so why aren't you responsible at 16 for sex?


at 13 you can legally work on a farm picking produce that allows the masses to be fed, does that make one responsible to have sex
 
2013-06-23 08:06:22 AM  

FrancoFile: Do you not understand the person-of-authority thing?  It's like sexual harassment in the workplace.  Their doesn't have to be an overt quid-pro-quo.  Merely the fact that one person is in a position of authority over another makes it wrong.


From TFA:

Police said her daughter was not even in Garcia's classroom at Hastings High School.

So, no conflict of intest.

Also 16 is legal in most states. It's 17 in Texas, so she wasn't that far off.

/Not that I looked up the law while I was there, or anything
 
2013-06-23 09:04:38 AM  
Read the story and noticed that wierd well placed green coloerd add next to it , clever marketing, indeed!!!
 
2013-06-23 10:09:20 AM  

gerbilpox: FrancoFile: Do you not understand the person-of-authority thing?  It's like sexual harassment in the workplace.  Their doesn't have to be an overt quid-pro-quo.  Merely the fact that one person is in a position of authority over another makes it wrong.

From TFA:

Police said her daughter was not even in Garcia's classroom at Hastings High School.

So, no conflict of intest.


Also 16 is legal in most states. It's 17 in Texas, so she wasn't that far off.

/Not that I looked up the law while I was there, or anything


Have to disagree.  If you're goofing off in the hallway when you should be in class, any teacher can discipline you.  If there's an emergency (tornado warning, bomb scare, fire) then the entire staff is responsible for the entire student body.
 
2013-06-23 10:44:19 AM  

PacificaFitz: I'm going to be honest, 16 year old female with 29 year old female teacher doesn't bother me.  Flip it and I'm disgusted so I'm a hypocrite and I know it.


yes you are. maybe you would think differently if it was your 16 year old daughter.
or maybe you'd film it and post it.
 
2013-06-23 12:17:29 PM  
Separated at birth?

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-23 01:18:57 PM  
Why is it that it's nearly always the female students that get the decent looking teachers?
 
2013-06-23 02:01:51 PM  

Big_Doofus: The One True TheDavid:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion:  When it's a sex crime (and especially when kids are involved), the accused is automatically guilty, even if they're proven innocent in court.  I've seen several people have their businesses, careers, families, and lives completely destroyed just from the accusation alone, even after proving their innocence in court.

The One True TheDavid

: This.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion:
I find this to be a telling snippet from the article: She didn't have anything to say until she was cornered several blocks away.

"Just leave me alone," said Garcia.

The media chased her down, literally sprinting after her, until they had her cornered.

The One True TheDavid
They should be publicly flogged. Seriously. Tie them to a pole and teach them manners. After they're tried and found guilty of whatever kind of "harassment" charge applies, of course.

Big Doofus: Seriously??? You're pissed off at the media after a teacher bangs a student? Wow, we are really in trouble as a society. What if that was your kid? That's right, you don't have kids. You've never made it that far in life.

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. Do you even  understand the concept? It's not like they were caught live on TV: all we have is an unsubstantiated, unproven charge. The case hasn't even gone to trial yet.

What if it was YOU? Suppose somebody said "I saw Big Doofus felching a 5 year old." Would you agree that you were automatically guilty just because somebody said that? But of course you would: you're a man of honor and ethics, so you'd tie the rope to the lynching tree yourself and make sure the whole neighborhood showed up. Who needs a fair trial when all it takes to convict is somebody talking shiat? Note that by your standard you can be guilty of felching a 5 year old without even having to go anywhere near one: it's the accusation that makes you guilty, not anything you might have done.

What other felonies are you guilty of? Bank robbing? Tax evasion? If all anybody has to do to prove you guilty is accuse you of something... I know: it was YOU behind 9/11, wasn't it. You might as well confess and get it over with. Note also that in American law you don't have to prove yourself innocent, it's that the prosecution has to prove you guilty. Which we've already established because I said so. I suggest you take the next boat to Gitmo and volunteer yourself.

There are several; countries in the world that are made for people like you. North Korea comes immediately to mind. Why don't you go there? They love to have you, for lunch even.

If it were my 16 year old girl, or my 17 year old niece, and a 29 year old female teacher? Since 16 is legal in her state the most I'd do, if the teacher was teaching her that year, is once we established that my niece happily consented I'd tell the teacher to back off until she was not currently teaching her.

But just some other teacher from the building? And a female yet? I'd shrug it off. Good for them. I mean, my niece is related so I can't ask to watch or join in...

I can't imagine yelling "Hey! Pedo! Step back so an 18 year old boy can knock her up and wreck her life!"
 
2013-06-23 02:06:27 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Big_Doofus: The One True TheDavid:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion:  When it's a sex crime (and especially when kids are involved), the accused is automatically guilty, even if they're proven innocent in court.  I've seen several people have their businesses, careers, families, and lives completely destroyed just from the accusation alone, even after proving their innocence in court.

The One True TheDavid: This.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion:
I find this to be a telling snippet from the article: She didn't have anything to say until she was cornered several blocks away.

"Just leave me alone," said Garcia.

The media chased her down, literally sprinting after her, until they had her cornered.

The One True TheDavid:  They should be publicly flogged. Seriously. Tie them to a pole and teach them manners. After they're tried and found guilty of whatever kind of "harassment" charge applies, of course.

Big Doofus: Seriously??? You're pissed off at the media after a teacher bangs a student? Wow, we are really in trouble as a society. What if that was your kid? That's right, you don't have kids. You've never made it that far in life.

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. Do you even  understand the concept? It's not like they were caught live on TV: all we have is an unsubstantiated, unproven charge. The case hasn't even gone to trial yet.

What if it was YOU? Suppose somebody said "I saw Big Doofus felching a 5 year old." Would you agree that you were automatically guilty just because somebody said that? But of course you would: you're a man of honor and ethics, so you'd tie the rope to the lynching tree yourself and make sure the whole neighborhood showed up. Who needs a fair trial when all it takes to convict is somebody talking shiat? Note that by your standard you can be guilty of felching a 5 year old without even having to go anywhere near one: it's the accusation that makes you guilty, not anything you might have done.

What other felonies are you guilty of? Bank robbing? Tax ...


and what if it was a 29 year old man?
 
2013-06-23 03:34:51 PM  
Anyone got a link to the police report? For research purposes....
 
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