MissFeasance: Mine depends on what I'm signing. If it's an actual important document like a contract or something I use my nice signature. If it's a credit card receipt for a box of nails and a bottle of Diet Coke at Home Depot I'll just scribble something that vaguely resembles my initials. I still haven't quite worked out how to sign a capital cursive G. Like, I know how you're SUPPOSED to do it, but I'm still working on a personalized signature version.
One Bad Apple: My name has too many vertical letters (l's, i's, and p's) to just scrawl out a flat line
MBK: You know what confuses me?My signature is always different. It is the same basic structure, but there area always little variances within it.If I ever get famous and start signing things, people are gonna have a hard time to determine if my stuff with my signature is real or not. Like, I watch Pawn Stars, and the handwriting guy is like "Well, we see this loop over here isn't exactly the same as his normal signature".What the hell! Maybe he had an off day and it was a real signature.
CatherineM: Yeah, sometimes the points in my lowercase Rs are sharp, and sometimes it's more rounded. Sometimes I use a period after my first initial, sometimes not. And forget my Ys. I use a loop, straight line, and all sorts of different embellishments for them depending on if I'm in a hurry or not.
SuperTramp: tuffsnakeWhen you're left handed you learn young to hate writing by handIt's easier then you're Jewish and writing in Hebrew.
tuffsnake: When you're left handed you learn young to hate writing by hand
Mazzic518: tuffsnake: When you're left handed you learn young to hate writing by handWhy?
MBK: THIS GOES GREEN AND THE DOG F*CKER THREAD DOESN'T!?I quit.
One Bad Apple: Mazzic518: tuffsnake: When you're left handed you learn young to hate writing by handWhy?[img.fark.net image 570x428]
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tuffsnake: Mazzic518: tuffsnake: When you're left handed you learn young to hate writing by handWhy?The constant stain on you hand/wrist, smeared letters, spiraled notebooks and having to either turn paper at a 30 degree angle and write diagonally or use the claw to be able to write, right handed desks where your writing arm has to hover constantly make it a wholly unpleasant experience
Bathia_Mapes: Mazzic518: tuffsnake: When you're left handed you learn young to hate writing by handWhy?Three-ring bindersWire-bound composition notebooksAnd for me, being required to use a fountain pen in penmanship class. Smeared ink (which ends up on the side of a lefty's hand) and teachers who didn't make any allowances for left-handers as to the neatness of their work.
One Bad Apple: Mazzic518: tuffsnake: When you're left handed you learn young to hate writing by handWhy?
SCRIBBLE SIGNATURE FOREVER!
sgt cyanide: when i'm drunk i find other people's names on my receipts.marilyn monroe apparently buys me alcohol quite often
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