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(Plymouth Herald)   Like sex? Say thank you to prehistoric crocodiles in the Grand Canyon   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-06-22 05:00:32 PM  
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Knows a couple of stories about reptilian sex
 
2013-06-22 05:45:09 PM  
Thank you, prehistoric crocodiles in the Grand Canyon!
 
2013-06-22 08:15:47 PM  
Internal fertilization is awesome.  No more spraying sperm all over random eggs I find.
 
2013-06-22 08:35:09 PM  

Makh: Internal fertilization is awesome.  No more spraying sperm all over random eggs I find.


Remind me never to have one of your omelets.
 
2013-06-22 09:07:38 PM  
Can someone post a screencap of that guy's photo in the article right next to the sidebar photo of the murderer that was just caught by the police after 15 years on the run? They're identical. It's hilarious.

/image skills are weak
 
2013-06-22 09:10:59 PM  

Fabric_Man: Remind me never to have one of your omelets.


Guess what's also in the burgers.
 
2013-06-22 09:58:14 PM  
Weren't sharks doing it that way long before there were crocks?
 
2013-06-22 10:34:03 PM  
The Lusty Argonian Maid  ismy favorite book...
 
2013-06-22 10:47:15 PM  
Cool article, thanks Subby!
 
2013-06-22 10:51:23 PM  
From the photo, I think the only thing he is really revealing is how 'available' he is.
 
2013-06-22 10:54:45 PM  
This happened way before the Grand Canyon was created. The crocodiles just ended up in a layer of rock in the canyon
 
2013-06-22 11:00:58 PM  
Now, gator sex is pretty much like human sex; a tad more brutish and noisy perhaps,

Not if the humans are doing it right.
 
2013-06-22 11:02:25 PM  

bearded clamorer: Knows a couple of stories about reptilian sex


Okay, two f*gs are f*cking a dead alligaor on the cross-town bus...what is the rest of that damn joke?!!
 
2013-06-22 11:17:56 PM  
Do I like sex? I can't remember.
 
2013-06-22 11:29:11 PM  

Makh: Internal fertilization is awesome.  No more spraying sperm all over random eggs I find.


When fish release sperm into the water to fertilize nearby females it's all "oh oh isn't nature miraculous," when I do it it's all "oh oh someone call the police."  And then they revoke my YMCA membership.
 
2013-06-22 11:52:59 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: bearded clamorer: Knows a couple of stories about reptilian sex

Okay, two f*gs are f*cking a dead alligaor on the cross-town bus...what is the rest of that damn joke?!!


Hackett: something like: "So you're offended by alligator jokes..."

The beauty is in the set-up, and the delivery.

/You are hereby favorited, for your knowledge of Buddy Hackett

//Cheers
 
2013-06-23 01:10:40 AM  

Makh: Internal fertilization is awesome.  No more spraying sperm all over random eggs I find.

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2013-06-23 02:04:31 AM  
Thank you prehistoric crocodiles in the Grand Canyon
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2013-06-23 02:51:06 AM  
I like having sex with crocodiles so I'm doubly thankful
 
2013-06-23 03:56:06 AM  
What if we don't like sex? Should we pretend so as not to hurt their feelings or is it okay to be indifferent towards them?
 
2013-06-23 04:16:47 AM  
Prehistoric crocs in the Grand Canyon?

Jesus Christ! I almost vacationed there. They should warn people about that.

awalkingecho: What if we don't like sex? Should we pretend so as not to hurt their feelings or is it okay to be indifferent towards them?


They will eat you either way. Your delicious to them, indifference or not.
 
2013-06-23 04:18:39 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Prehistoric crocs in the Grand Canyon?

Jesus Christ! I almost vacationed there. They should warn people about that.


Are you American?  The crocs are down at the bottom of the canyon.  That's a good 4 hour hike so no American ever has to worry about it.
 
2013-06-23 04:28:34 AM  
If you get pass how much time and energy it consumes, then it's ok.
 
2013-06-23 04:44:10 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Are you American? The crocs are down at the bottom of the canyon. That's a good 4 hour hike so no American ever has to worry about it.


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2013-06-23 05:11:57 AM  
Now, gator sex is pretty much like human sex; a tad more brutish and noisy perhaps ..

I thought crocodiles had tender love-making with the blowing of bubbles and such. a lot nicer than duck sex.
 
2013-06-23 08:30:30 AM  
Another pervert with a research grant.
 
2013-06-23 10:12:37 AM  

BigLuca: Makh: Internal fertilization is awesome.  No more spraying sperm all over random eggs I find.

When fish release sperm into the water to fertilize nearby females it's all "oh oh isn't nature miraculous," when I do it it's all "oh oh someone call the police."  And then they revoke my YMCA membership.


You sir, owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-06-23 12:24:18 PM  
And here I was hoping for something about how sexual reproduction itself developed...
 
2013-06-23 06:47:22 PM  
What about the cephalopods?

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Everything I learned about sex, I learned from Archetuthis.
 
2013-06-24 09:55:17 AM  

bearded clamorer: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: bearded clamorer: Knows a couple of stories about reptilian sex

Okay, two f*gs are f*cking a dead alligaor on the cross-town bus...what is the rest of that damn joke?!!

Hackett: something like: "So you're offended by alligator jokes..."

The beauty is in the set-up, and the delivery.

/You are hereby favorited, for your knowledge of Buddy Hackett

//Cheers


I always hoped that the meta-joke was build around an actual alligator joke.
I knew,  like 'Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie' or 'The Ghastly Fop', that it was just a prop point, but I wanted to hear it, anyway.
 
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