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(Deadline)   So, who's ready for a movie about the life of Jesus Christ, as told by Anne Rice?   (deadline.com) divider line 69
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2013-06-22 02:28:40 PM  
Isn't Anne Rice all about the vampires?  She's hopping on the zombie bandwagon?
 
2013-06-22 02:48:01 PM  
she caught religion hard, after the success of her vampire books .
 
2013-06-22 02:58:13 PM  
This movie is probably going to be the greatest contribution to the advancement of atheism since Bertrand Russel.
 
2013-06-22 03:28:24 PM  
I'm pretty sure I'm not ready for anything as told by Anne Rice
 
2013-06-22 04:00:51 PM  
sHE SHOULD BE WRITING A BOOK ABOUT BENGHAZI AND HOW THEY COVERED IT UP
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-22 04:06:21 PM  
I don't go to movies much, but I would consider watching a movie about the life of Jesus Christ as told by Christopher Moore.  Apparently film rights have been sold.
 
2013-06-22 04:19:26 PM  
A gay emo Jesus. That should go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.
 
2013-06-22 04:22:46 PM  
Ooooh, I don't think I've heard the story of Jesus' life yet. No spoilers please!
 
2013-06-22 04:29:25 PM  

Cake Hunter: Ooooh, I don't think I've heard the story of Jesus' life yet. No spoilers please!


Some prick named Judas betrays him and the Romans come to arrest him but he farks them up Matrix style. And he befriends a little boy who helps him find his spaceship and he returns to his home planet. And then he and an invasion fleet returns with a vengeance.
 
2013-06-22 04:39:10 PM  
Sound gay, a dude who hangs around 12 guys all day and doesn't nail the one female hooker, yep, totally gay.
 
2013-06-22 04:41:20 PM  

Mugato: A gay emo Jesus. That should go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.


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Forgive them, Father, for they JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEeeeee!!!!
 
2013-06-22 05:05:04 PM  
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2013-06-22 05:06:31 PM  
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I miss that foul-mouthed prophet.
 
2013-06-22 05:08:32 PM  
whoops, that was supposed to go in the Carlin thread.

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2013-06-22 05:16:37 PM  

ZAZ: I don't go to movies much, but I would consider watching a movie about the life of Jesus Christ as told by Christopher Moore.  Apparently film rights have been sold.


It's a great book, I enjoyed it thoroughly.
 
2013-06-22 05:18:35 PM  
Gay vampire Jesus, or hard core bondage porn Jesus?
 
2013-06-22 05:26:36 PM  

Therion: Gay vampire Jesus, or hard core bondage porn Jesus?


Mel Gibson already did the SM/BD Jesus movie.
 
2013-06-22 05:29:40 PM  
Anne Rice's birth name is  Howard Allen Frances O'Brien

Wut. da. fuq?
 
2013-06-22 06:05:29 PM  

Therion: Gay vampire Jesus, or hard core bondage porn Jesus?


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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-22 06:11:09 PM  
swaniefrmreddeer: Sound gay, a dude who hangs around 12 guys all day and doesn't nail the one female hooker, yep, totally gay.

He did if you believe the apocrypha.
 
2013-06-22 06:17:08 PM  
Only if Christopher Walken has the lead role.
 
2013-06-22 06:50:33 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm pretty sure I'm not ready for anything as told by Anne Rice


...unless there's some evidence that she stopped sucking ass
 
2013-06-22 06:58:56 PM  

Sgygus: Isn't Anne Rice all about the vampires?  She's hopping on the zombie bandwagon?


Done in one.
 
2013-06-22 07:00:45 PM  

Cake Hunter: Ooooh, I don't think I've heard the story of Jesus' life yet. No spoilers please!


Bad stuff happens after the party, but it gets better.
 
2013-06-22 07:02:06 PM  

Therion: Gay vampire Jesus, or hard core bondage porn Jesus?


Boston Red Sox Jesus.

/in the sequel, he goes to the Yankees
 
2013-06-22 07:12:26 PM  
I read that as "So who's ready for a movie about the life of Jesus Christ as told by Ayn Rand?" and for several minutes was very confused.

//Sober
//Well, mostly.
 
2013-06-22 07:13:19 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks this could be interesting?
 
2013-06-22 07:15:15 PM  

Sgygus: Isn't Anne Rice all about the vampires?  She's hopping on the zombie bandwagon?


It took me a while, but I now appreciate your genius.
 
2013-06-22 07:16:15 PM  
a fictionalized version of the story of Jesus as a young boy, who is just beginning to learn the truth about his identity and purpose.

It's a prequel.
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Everyone loves those.
 
2013-06-22 07:23:07 PM  
Meh, can't get more hacky than the bible.
 
2013-06-22 07:25:52 PM  
Uhhh... no thanks :/
 
2013-06-22 07:26:51 PM  

Sgygus: Isn't Anne Rice all about the vampires?  She's hopping on the zombie bandwagon?


You are supposed to get everlasting life after drinking his blood and eating his flesh. Jesus is vampire zero.
 
2013-06-22 07:38:20 PM  

Mugato: A gay emo Jesus. That should go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.


But think of the ensuing splat.

so very sorry
 
2013-06-22 07:41:13 PM  
So, if you Google "Who the f*ck is Anne Rice?" you get: "Anne Rice is an American author of gothic fiction, Christian literature, and erotica."
 
2013-06-22 07:52:23 PM  

ZAZ: I don't go to movies much, but I would consider watching a movie about the life of Jesus Christ as told by Christopher Moore.  Apparently film rights have been sold.


Really?

I thoroughly enjoyed Lamb. Wonder how Hollywood will miss the entire concept of the film?
 
2013-06-22 07:58:30 PM  
A C cup is the ideal size anyway. Not that I would want a girl with an A cup to get fake boobs but if you have Cs and get them enhanced, you have some issues. unrelated to your boob size.

Why are we talking about this person anyway?
 
2013-06-22 08:00:25 PM  

Mugato: A C cup is the ideal size anyway. Not that I would want a girl with an A cup to get fake boobs but if you have Cs and get them enhanced, you have some issues. unrelated to your boob size.

Why are we talking about this person anyway?


Jesus with boobs?  I like it.
 
2013-06-22 08:01:25 PM  

Mugato: A C cup is the ideal size anyway. Not that I would want a girl with an A cup to get fake boobs but if you have Cs and get them enhanced, you have some issues. unrelated to your boob size.

Why are we talking about this person anyway?


I've never wondered what Anne's cup size was.
But, It's all good.
 
2013-06-22 08:03:08 PM  

Mugato: A C cup is the ideal size anyway. Not that I would want a girl with an A cup to get fake boobs but if you have Cs and get them enhanced, you have some issues. unrelated to your boob size.

Why are we talking about this person anyway?


Indeed.
 
2013-06-22 08:03:10 PM  

sithon: she caught religion hard, after the success of her vampire books .


After her husband died and she spent some time in a diabetic coma. Then Prop 8 happened and she realized her new Christian friends weren't as warm and friendly as she thought.
 
2013-06-22 08:04:09 PM  
Wrong thread, obviously
 
2013-06-22 08:06:06 PM  
I wonder if Anne Rice is going to try to get back at Stephenie Meyer by introducing a Sparkling Messiah.
Bonus points if he teams up with Abe Lincoln to kill Vampires.
 
2013-06-22 08:27:31 PM  
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I swear, Ann Rice keeps writing the same book over and over.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:34 PM  

ZAZ: I don't go to movies much, but I would consider watching a movie about the life of Jesus Christ as told by Christopher Moore.  Apparently film rights have been sold.


This!! Loved Biff, great book.

I gotta admit that I liked Menmoch the Devil. I thought her vision of Heaven and Hell was interesting.
 
2013-06-22 08:40:07 PM  
Saw a movie trailer on Hulu for something called "Byzantium", was hoping it was a historical epic of some sort.

Nope. Just vampires.

/Gemma Arterton and Saoirse Ronan though, so.
 
2013-06-22 08:50:56 PM  
I would consider seeing it.  I guess it depends on who the director is.
 
2013-06-22 08:59:55 PM  
So a period piece where Jesus is a whiny castrated martyr with a quasi-sexual relationship with his mother,  a penchant for pickle smoking and weeping beautifully upon satin cushions that he bought with the coins given to him by a mysterious benefactor?

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2013-06-22 08:59:55 PM  
Interview With a Vampire was a great book and movie.  Queen of the Damned was a pile of crap.  So this could go either way.
 
2013-06-22 09:01:29 PM  

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I swear, Ann Rice keeps writing the same book over and over.


Bravo to you!
 
2013-06-22 09:45:43 PM  

Xythero: Interview With a Vampire was a great book and movie.  Queen of the Damned was a pile of crap.  So this could go either way.




That chick was so hot, though.
 
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