traylor: Why yes, my DVR is better than yours. I love my European DVR here in Europe. I can skip commercials too! It's awesome./oh and Subby, one thing you forgot: my average penis size is also bigger than yours//and my average female breast size too!
Mentat: WhippingBoy: At least American's don't use stupid words to describe things: "I'm going to use my mobile to order take-away". WTF is that gibberish supposed to mean?I've never heard a single American use that phrase.
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dragonchild: PillsHere: Better drivers? Really? Granted there are lots of crappy drivers here too, but my experience in Europe has been that the drivers are downright scary.Better drivers ARE downright scary to crappy drivers. I cut my teeth as a driver in Japan where the streets are narrow, sight lines are very limited and every second is an accident waiting to happen. Now I get all kinds of stares of horror from drivers around here because I only need a couple inches of clearance to make it through traffic at speed. Americans already drive goddamn Canyoneros but they need three feet of clearance because they have no farking clue where the edges of their own vehicle are. Americans' ability to focus is shiat, their awareness is shiat, their ability to control a vehicle is shiat, their reaction times are shiat and their decision-making is shiat. It's no wonder you'd find actual driving skills downright scary.The ironic thing is that Americans have the gall to complain about traffic. Traffic in America is ten times more painful than it needs to be because everyone drives effin' tanks without the ability to even safely control a go-cart.
PillsHere: Better drivers? Really? Granted there are lots of crappy drivers here too, but my experience in Europe has been that the drivers are downright scary.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I often wonder what the US would be like had it remained more.... European...
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