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(Fox Sports)   Simona Halep wins Topshelf Open grass tournament. You may remember her as the player who reduced her natural glorious breasts from 34DD to 34C to improve her tennis game   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 26
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-22 12:32:23 PM
I remember her. She was my greenlight number 1128 (more or less). Tragic story.
 
2013-06-22 01:26:10 PM
DD -- natural or plastic -- is way too large.

ZAZ: I remember her. She was my greenlight number 1128 (more or less). Tragic story.


Tragic because she put her well-being over your drooling and basement spank sessions?
 
2013-06-22 01:29:40 PM

Speaker2Animals: DD -- natural or plastic -- is way too large.

ZAZ: I remember her. She was my greenlight number 1128 (more or less). Tragic story.

Tragic because she put her well-being over your drooling and basement spank sessions?


Yes.
 
2013-06-22 01:43:48 PM
i39.tinypic.com
let us cast our minds back to the halcyon days of yore...
 
2013-06-22 02:06:31 PM

FlashHarry: [i39.tinypic.com image 365x512]
let us cast our minds back to the halcyon days of yore


GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY

otoh, more than a mouthful and you're risking a sprained tongue
 
2013-06-22 03:55:11 PM

Speaker2Animals: DD -- natural or plastic -- is way too large.

ZAZ: I remember her. She was my greenlight number 1128 (more or less). Tragic story.

Tragic because she put her well-being over your drooling and basement spank sessions?


You say that like there are things more important than drooling and basement spank sessions.
 
2013-06-22 05:01:48 PM
She still looked magnificent out there.  Plenty of bounce.
 
2013-06-22 06:04:04 PM
Let's be real, C is about perfect.
 
2013-06-22 06:10:28 PM
In related news, I believe I once tipped a dancer who called herself Topshelf Open.
 
2013-06-22 06:33:29 PM
Before..
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before and after...

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2013-06-22 06:45:11 PM
I believe that's a violation of the Geneva Convention
 
2013-06-22 06:51:57 PM
Built for speed, not comfort
 
2013-06-22 07:07:16 PM

DoctorOfLove: Before..
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before and after...

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"Before" pic isn't her.  It comes up in a lot of searches for her, but it's not even close.
 
2013-06-22 08:43:29 PM
Vid from the glory days.

\think she'd rather win
 
2013-06-22 08:43:58 PM

GypsyJoker: DoctorOfLove: Before..
[img.fark.net image 290x386]
before and after...

[img.fark.net image 260x190]

"Before" pic isn't her.  It comes up in a lot of searches for her, but it's not even close.


You are absolutely right.

So who is it?
 
2013-06-22 09:10:10 PM

Banacek: GypsyJoker: DoctorOfLove: Before..
[img.fark.net image 290x386]
before and after...

[img.fark.net image 260x190]

"Before" pic isn't her.  It comes up in a lot of searches for her, but it's not even close.

You are absolutely right.

So who is it?


IIRC, it's a Sports by Brooks girl.  (Don't quote me on that, though.)
 
2013-06-22 09:20:29 PM

GypsyJoker: Banacek: GypsyJoker: DoctorOfLove: Before..
[img.fark.net image 290x386]
before and after...

[img.fark.net image 260x190]

"Before" pic isn't her.  It comes up in a lot of searches for her, but it's not even close.

You are absolutely right.

So who is it?

IIRC, it's a Sports by Brooks girl.  (Don't quote me on that, though.)


It is. Coincidentally, SbB is kind of obsessed with Halep as well.
 
2013-06-22 10:35:28 PM
Heh. Topshelf Open.
 
2013-06-22 11:11:43 PM

GypsyJoker: DoctorOfLove: Before..
[img.fark.net image 290x386]
before and after...

[img.fark.net image 260x190]

"Before" pic isn't her.  It comes up in a lot of searches for her, but it's not even close.


And you're not going to help the team out?  Get searching...
 
2013-06-23 12:26:51 AM

GypsyJoker: Vid from the glory days.

\think she'd rather win


Good lord, after watching that I can understand her decision.  I hope she took some pictures before the sacrifice.
 
2013-06-23 10:24:38 AM

GypsyJoker: Vid from the glory days.

\think she'd rather win


wow. damn.
 
2013-06-23 10:27:12 AM

GypsyJoker: Vid from the glory days.

\think she'd rather win


she's only 17 there. yeesh.
 
2013-06-23 10:53:12 AM

Speaker2Animals: DD -- natural or plastic -- is way too large


Respectfully disagree.
 
2013-06-23 12:43:56 PM

GypsyJoker: Vid from the glory days.

\think she'd rather win


Sometimes "tragic" and "necessary" are the same thing.

/those were some beautiful breastmeats
 
2013-06-23 12:45:06 PM

FlashHarry: GypsyJoker: Vid from the glory days.

\think she'd rather win

she's only 17 there. yeesh.


Someone forgot to tell 'dem titties that 17 isn't old enough.
 
2013-06-23 02:27:37 PM

Banacek: GypsyJoker: DoctorOfLove: Before..
[img.fark.net image 290x386]
before and after...

[img.fark.net image 260x190]

"Before" pic isn't her.  It comes up in a lot of searches for her, but it's not even close.

You are absolutely right.

So who is it?


Lyndsey Caldwell.  It's like nobody even tried to google it.
 
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