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(Stuff.co.nz)   Christian school releases pamphlet with 101 things students can do instead of having sex, such as blowing bubbles. Bubbles said to be thrilled   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 20
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2013-06-22 06:04:36 PM  
2 votes:
Ok...

This isn't totally the stupidest thing ever...  Assuming that kids are just having sex because they're bored and have nothing better to do.  And that happens.  Some towns are farking DEAD.  Literally nothing of any interest to do.

But.

In reality, most teenagers are not going to pass up sex for any of this stuff.  But don't let that stop you herping the derp, Christianity.
2013-06-22 05:43:07 PM  
2 votes:
"Good, because he's back in town and needs your new phone number!"

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/Robert was the best "volunteer" Johnathan ever had on stage when videotaped
//the other ones were crappy
2013-06-22 05:37:04 PM  
2 votes:
So, once we do all 101, then we can have sex?

Right, gimme a pen, I'ma cross of "burping contest" right now.
2013-06-22 05:36:14 PM  
2 votes:
That's awesome, I have 101 things I do instead of blaming/thanking an invisible sky wizard.
2013-06-22 08:15:14 PM  
1 votes:

No Such Agency: This isn't totally the stupidest thing ever... Assuming that kids are just having sex because they're bored and have nothing better to do. And that happens. Some towns are farking DEAD. Literally nothing of any interest to do.


Things I Did With A Boyfriend Before I Was Married
1. Rebuilding the engine of a station wagon, then farking in the back.
2. Driving to a different state for a concert, then farking in the parking lot while we waited for traffic to die down after.
3. Taking friends' children to an amusement park, then farking wildly after we returned them because contraception FTW.
4. Going to the college library and farking in the Russian Literature section.
5. Designing and building several pieces of furniture, including three choice maple pieces exclusively for farking.
6. Starting a small business in our spare time and dedicating every cent of the profits to sex toys, for farking.
7. Conducting a scientific survey of flavored condoms for Blowjob Week, because even the best of us ladies does menstruate.
8. Beating StarCraft and Diablo II together.
9. Making a marauder's map of our entire college campus with various hidden and stealthy sites for farking, with comprehensive ratings.

Super-religious people must either not be farking at all correctly, or else they have no idea how much it would suck to marry someone who wanted different things from farking than you did and was unwilling to learn or practice. It's like going into business together. You have to have a proven history of working well together, cooperating, taking on new challenges and bringing new skills to the table for constant innovation, as well as the ability to create efficiency and quality improvements. No matter how good it is, it can always be better! (Trust me, single Farkettes; engineers are definitely worth the extra effort.)

I think we're much happier as a married couple because we farked each other brainless when dating, experimented in a manner so diverse as to make Rule Thirty-Four blush like a church lady and continue to enjoy one another more than anything else. Gomez and Morticia Addams were the happiest couple on TV for a reason, y'know.
2013-06-22 07:27:57 PM  
1 votes:

Mija: It's sad to see how offended adults get over another person choosing to abstain from sex. When I was a child I thought adults were mature. Now that I'm an adult I see most adults are immature, insecure, large children. If you want to have sex go ahead but why in the world would you ridicule those who choose not to? There are many people who died of AIDS (two of my school friends included) who probably wish they had abstained more. Grow up.


The offence is more directed at the celibate person lecturing the non-celibate people about sex. I don't think anyone has an actual problem with people abstaining from sex, more from the abstainers trying to force their beliefs on others.

Plus the advice given is pretty sad.
2013-06-22 07:27:36 PM  
1 votes:
When sex is readily available, there are plenty of things that I would rather do for a spell; go for a motorcycle ride, go skiing, take my sailboat out for the weekend, watch a movie that I've been wanting to see. In those cases, sex usually follows.
During a "dry spell" sex takes priority.
Supply and demand, people.
I can honestly say, however, that I have never found myself saying, "Damn, you look good, babe, but as much as you're turning me on right now... I'd rather go clean my parent's house."
2013-06-22 06:57:17 PM  
1 votes:
If your gay you can turn the burping contest into a farting contest but it usually ends with one of the guys finding a way to plug the hole
2013-06-22 06:37:08 PM  
1 votes:

No Such Agency: Ok...

This isn't totally the stupidest thing ever...  Assuming that kids are just having sex because they're bored and have nothing better to do.  And that happens.  Some towns are farking DEAD.  Literally nothing of any interest to do.

But.

In reality, most teenagers are not going to pass up sex for any of this stuff.  But don't let that stop you herping the derp, Christianity.


The thing with this is... well, sex is THE thing to do, not what happens when you run out of alternatives.  If adolescent males could get laid consistently... then juvenile delinquency would be reduced by 3/4's.
2013-06-22 06:17:10 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: I am Bubbles.


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No, I am Bubbles.
2013-06-22 06:05:02 PM  
1 votes:

nitroglycerine: Wow...20 posts before Bubs shows up. Fark, I am disappoint.


Either you can't count or I'm guessing you're very very liberal in your usage of the ignore button :P
2013-06-22 06:04:44 PM  
1 votes:

someguy57: If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.


Yeah, for real. A lot of the time when these folks start talking about sex I wonder if they realize how much they are revealing about their own sex lives.
2013-06-22 06:03:28 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-22 05:56:43 PM  
1 votes:

someguy57: If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.


My wife is far from a girly girl.  Nothing she owns is pink.  She has never seen a romantic comedy, but owns both Blazing Saddles and Boondock Saints on DVD.  Even she wouldn't do a farking burping contest.
2013-06-22 05:54:15 PM  
1 votes:
If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.
2013-06-22 05:53:35 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-22 05:40:45 PM  
1 votes:
"Pretend you're 6 again?"

Wtf?
...that's not creepy or anything.

But it really does make it sound like a priest wrote that list.
2013-06-22 05:34:51 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-22 04:30:30 PM  
1 votes:
It worked for Michael Jackson

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2013-06-22 03:57:50 PM  
1 votes:
*Pretend you're six again

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