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(Stuff.co.nz)   Christian school releases pamphlet with 101 things students can do instead of having sex, such as blowing bubbles. Bubbles said to be thrilled   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 103
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2013-06-22 03:57:50 PM  
*Pretend you're six again

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2013-06-22 04:27:04 PM  
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Go on ...
 
2013-06-22 04:30:30 PM  
It worked for Michael Jackson

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2013-06-22 05:08:14 PM  
HL of the week, maybe month, Subby.

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2013-06-22 05:21:37 PM  
Look at clouds and see what you can make them into

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2013-06-22 05:34:51 PM  
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2013-06-22 05:35:46 PM  
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God this place makes me frisky!
 
2013-06-22 05:36:14 PM  
That's awesome, I have 101 things I do instead of blaming/thanking an invisible sky wizard.
 
2013-06-22 05:37:04 PM  
So, once we do all 101, then we can have sex?

Right, gimme a pen, I'ma cross of "burping contest" right now.
 
2013-06-22 05:37:47 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [img.fark.net image 397x263]
God this place makes me frisky!


Ha!
 
2013-06-22 05:38:04 PM  
I am Bubbles.
 
2013-06-22 05:40:26 PM  

WhippingBoy: BumpInTheNight: [img.fark.net image 397x263]
God this place makes me frisky!

Ha!


This is an awkwardly situation, its clear to see who makes the pants here!  I guess you can hotlink faster with your learning and grade 10!
 
2013-06-22 05:40:29 PM  
2 guys in a bar, one wearing a suit, approach a girl. The guy in a suit, let's call him Barney, says "Hello, have you met Bubbles?"
 
2013-06-22 05:40:45 PM  
"Pretend you're 6 again?"

Wtf?
...that's not creepy or anything.

But it really does make it sound like a priest wrote that list.
 
2013-06-22 05:41:30 PM  
Did the list include counting to potato
 
2013-06-22 05:42:57 PM  
You know what's more fun than doing all those things? ....doing them naked.
 
2013-06-22 05:43:07 PM  
"Good, because he's back in town and needs your new phone number!"

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/Robert was the best "volunteer" Johnathan ever had on stage when videotaped
//the other ones were crappy
 
2013-06-22 05:43:24 PM  
ummm, why not have a burping contest DURING sex? Hell, that would be fun and funny! Ya know, gross-out humor brings people together ;)
 
2013-06-22 05:46:19 PM  
Is crying myself to sleep because I'm so alone on the list?  Cause if so then count me in.
 
2013-06-22 05:46:46 PM  
Reading "The Origin of Species" unsurprisingly absent from list.
 
2013-06-22 05:46:53 PM  
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2013-06-22 05:46:55 PM  
Just do Mormon soaking like normal people.
 
2013-06-22 05:49:16 PM  
Oral and anal aren't really sexual intercourse, now, are they?
 
2013-06-22 05:49:50 PM  
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2013-06-22 05:49:57 PM  
Burping Contest vs. Sex?

Dafuq??
 
2013-06-22 05:51:09 PM  
Wow...20 posts before Bubs shows up. Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-06-22 05:52:20 PM  
*Share a drink with two straws

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2013-06-22 05:53:35 PM  
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2013-06-22 05:54:15 PM  
If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.
 
2013-06-22 05:54:27 PM  
what about oral or anal sex?
 
2013-06-22 05:56:43 PM  

someguy57: If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.


My wife is far from a girly girl.  Nothing she owns is pink.  She has never seen a romantic comedy, but owns both Blazing Saddles and Boondock Saints on DVD.  Even she wouldn't do a farking burping contest.
 
2013-06-22 05:57:45 PM  
How did those glasses not destroy that guy's vision?
 
2013-06-22 05:59:37 PM  

BumpInTheNight: God this place makes me frisky!


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2013-06-22 06:02:29 PM  
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2013-06-22 06:03:28 PM  
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2013-06-22 06:04:22 PM  
Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid? Well he's out of prison and he wants to talk to you.
 
2013-06-22 06:04:36 PM  
Ok...

This isn't totally the stupidest thing ever...  Assuming that kids are just having sex because they're bored and have nothing better to do.  And that happens.  Some towns are farking DEAD.  Literally nothing of any interest to do.

But.

In reality, most teenagers are not going to pass up sex for any of this stuff.  But don't let that stop you herping the derp, Christianity.
 
2013-06-22 06:04:44 PM  

someguy57: If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.


Yeah, for real. A lot of the time when these folks start talking about sex I wonder if they realize how much they are revealing about their own sex lives.
 
2013-06-22 06:05:02 PM  

nitroglycerine: Wow...20 posts before Bubs shows up. Fark, I am disappoint.


Either you can't count or I'm guessing you're very very liberal in your usage of the ignore button :P
 
2013-06-22 06:05:31 PM  
Surprise your parents by cleaning the house

Yeah.
 
2013-06-22 06:06:48 PM  
The urge to engage in burping contests is driven by an incredibly powerful instinct, and efforts to supersede or redirect it are destined to meet with futility.
 
2013-06-22 06:09:35 PM  

ChewbaccaJones: "Pretend you're 6 again?"

Wtf?
...that's not creepy or anything.

But it really does make it sound like a priest wrote that list.


It's ok, age play isn't really sex.
 
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2013-06-22 06:11:19 PM  
Does "college" mean something different in Australia than it does in the US? I was expecting middle school, was planning on being disappointed with it being a high school, but according to TFA, this is a farking COLLEGE we're talking about here... Wtf?
 
2013-06-22 06:14:34 PM  

BumpInTheNight: nitroglycerine: Wow...20 posts before Bubs shows up. Fark, I am disappoint.

Either you can't count or I'm guessing you're very very liberal in your usage of the ignore button :P


Probably only aware of Bubbles from The Wire, not Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. And I have a foggy memory that MJ's chimp is also named Bubbles...
 
2013-06-22 06:16:00 PM  

151: Does "college" mean something different in Australia than it does in the US? I was expecting middle school, was planning on being disappointed with it being a high school, but according to TFA, this is a farking COLLEGE we're talking about here... Wtf?


My ex-fiancee had a friend who attended a college that did not have dances because it could lead to sex.  This was a very Christian school.  BTW: go to a college near a strong Christian school.  Those girls are freaks off their strict campus.
 
2013-06-22 06:17:10 PM  

Oldiron_79: I am Bubbles.


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No, I am Bubbles.
 
2013-06-22 06:21:24 PM  

Great Janitor: someguy57: If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.

My wife is far from a girly girl.  Nothing she owns is pink.  She has never seen a romantic comedy, but owns both Blazing Saddles and Boondock Saints on DVD.  Even she wouldn't do a farking burping contest.


Same here. My wife introduced me to hockey, I introduced her to football. We're both now diehard fans of both.

I can throw a random Boondock Saints quote out, and she'll finish it. Hell, we were both at the gym today.

No way is a farking burping contest replacing sex. Just no way.
 
2013-06-22 06:23:59 PM  
watching Matlock
describing to the other how lame you are
playing cow flop tick tac toe
playing croquet
sitting at grandmas house and listening to her tell you how spoiled rotten you all are
making kraft dinner and putting ketchup on it
watching Heaven's Gate
mowing a six acre lawn
cleaning out a mouldy basement
detassling corn
 
2013-06-22 06:29:15 PM  

151: Does "college" mean something different in Australia than it does in the US? I was expecting middle school, was planning on being disappointed with it being a high school, but according to TFA, this is a farking COLLEGE we're talking about here... Wtf?


it's a lot like hospital.  one word meaning gay
 
2013-06-22 06:32:19 PM  

Sword and Shield: Hell, we were both at the gym today.


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