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(Telegraph) Weeners Bite the pillow and think of England. There's a lot of happiness coming your way   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 24
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4306 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Jun 2013 at 6:21 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-22 04:12:48 PM  
"Almost... Almost.... Almost.... There we are." "Oh well done"

/Family Guy.
 
2013-06-22 06:43:12 PM  
OK, I can understand using it if you need it (and no shame there, to be sure).  But why take it if you don't?  A boner's a boner after all.

Does it have some kind of magical super-sex effect that turns you into a throbbing god of pleasure or something?
 
2013-06-22 06:53:48 PM  
no one's gonna buy it, cause there's no longer that special "ha ha i have a prescription substance that ordinary people can't buy without a prescription" feeling.

want to eliminate drug abuse, make everything OTC.  will totally kill teh demand
 
2013-06-22 06:56:30 PM  
I tried it once after getting a sample from my Dr. and it made me feel like I had taken ten doses of antihistamines.
Did not give me a boner that lasted any longer than normal.

/thats what my wife says
 
2013-06-22 07:24:28 PM  
Call my doctor if I have an erection lasting more than four hours?

Hell, I'm calling everyone...
 
2013-06-22 07:39:02 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: no one's gonna buy it, cause there's no longer that special "ha ha i have a prescription substance that ordinary people can't buy without a prescription" feeling.

want to eliminate drug abuse, make everything OTC.  will totally kill teh demand


Its not OTC, its just that the patent has expired so generics can be sold at a 1/10th of the price (or even less).
 
2013-06-22 08:02:09 PM  

bagumpity: why take it if you don't?  A boner's a boner after all.


Whiskey dick? other recreational stuff can interfere with your ability, too. Also, some guys just want to be sure they're gonna be able to perform at the end of a long night, even if there's nothing actually wrong.
 
2013-06-22 08:13:56 PM  
I'd take it just to have a longer lasting boner.  3 rounds of drunken sex baby yeah!
 
2013-06-22 08:16:08 PM  

bagumpity: OK, I can understand using it if you need it (and no shame there, to be sure).  But why take it if you don't?  A boner's a boner after all.

Does it have some kind of magical super-sex effect that turns you into a throbbing god of pleasure or something?


It's because Pfizer advertised Viagra as an aphrodisiac, and dammit, you WILL believe.
 
2013-06-22 08:19:10 PM  
When the patent nears expiration PHARMA just "invents" and patents a new formula/combination, gens up bogus research for it and bribes the doctors the write scrips for the new pill.  Easy Pillsy
 
2013-06-22 08:49:12 PM  
Damn, I thought the latest tax plan had come out of the Ways and Means Committee.
 
2013-06-22 09:01:16 PM  
The active ingredient in Viagra was originally developed as a blood pressure medication, and in fact as blood pressure medicine it is generic in the US. But as a boner pill it's formulary for four more years... Pfizer, through their lawyers was able to repatent the same drug for a different use
 
2013-06-22 09:27:57 PM  

Norfolking Chance: Jon iz teh kewl: no one's gonna buy it, cause there's no longer that special "ha ha i have a prescription substance that ordinary people can't buy without a prescription" feeling.

want to eliminate drug abuse, make everything OTC.  will totally kill teh demand

Its not OTC, its just that the patent has expired so generics can be sold at a 1/10th of the price (or even less).


my understanding is that it was.
 
2013-06-22 09:39:39 PM  
I'll bet they face some stiff competition.
 
2013-06-22 10:21:04 PM  
According to the thousands of emails I get every day, Herbal \/iAgЯa is the superior product, so why bother with the blue stuff?
 
2013-06-22 11:07:05 PM  

Tax Boy: According to the thousands of emails I get every day, Herbal \/iAgЯa is the superior product, so why bother with the blue stuff?


Are you still using a 1998 hotmail account??  I haven't seen one of those viagra spams in many years.
 
2013-06-22 11:11:31 PM  
BONERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
 
2013-06-22 11:17:43 PM  

LemSkroob: Tax Boy: According to the thousands of emails I get every day, Herbal \/iAgЯa is the superior product, so why bother with the blue stuff?

Are you still using a 1998 hotmail account??  I haven't seen one of those viagra spams in many years.


I get them on my work e-mail.  Beats me why since I keep the work and home porn separate

/work porn is renderings
 
2013-06-23 08:23:39 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: LemSkroob: Tax Boy: According to the thousands of emails I get every day, Herbal \/iAgЯa is the superior product, so why bother with the blue stuff?

Are you still using a 1998 hotmail account??  I haven't seen one of those viagra spams in many years.

I get them on my work e-mail.  Beats me why since I keep the work and home porn separate

/work porn is renderings


Renderings? So trannies with four foot cocks and tits the size of beach balls?
 
2013-06-23 12:05:27 PM  

bagumpity: OK, I can understand using it if you need it (and no shame there, to be sure).  But why take it if you don't?  A boner's a boner after all.

Does it have some kind of magical super-sex effect that turns you into a throbbing god of pleasure or something?


As I understand it, Viagra works to mitigate erectile dysfunction, but there's no evidence that it affects the "performance" of men who don't have erectile dysfunction.  But just like with powdered rhino horn in China, hope often trumps evidence.

/trivia: rhino horn is chemically identical to human fingernails
 
2013-06-23 12:18:44 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: no one's gonna buy it, cause there's no longer that special "ha ha i have a prescription substance that ordinary people can't buy without a prescription" feeling.


Who brags about being impotent?
 
2013-06-23 01:02:03 PM  

Fear the Clam: Who brags about being impotent?


cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-06-23 03:48:37 PM  

Myria: Fear the Clam: Who brags about being impotent?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 301x400]


Man, those folks from Texas will brag about anything.

/Except Lubbock.
 
2013-06-23 09:52:39 PM  

netringer: When the patent nears expiration PHARMA just "invents" and patents a new formula/combination, gens up bogus research for it and bribes the doctors the write scrips for the new pill.  Easy Pillsy


Prilosec meet Nexium. One inert molecule difference and Voila! Moolah!
 
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