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(SFGate)   How committed is JaMarcus Russell about getting back into the NFL? He's lost 51 pounds (pic)   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 29
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2013-06-22 12:22:35 PM  
F*ck that piece of shiat.

/it's hard to be a Raiders fan
 
2013-06-22 12:28:33 PM  

basemetal: it's hard to be a Raiders fan


I hear ya.

I don't care how much weight he loses, still can't grow a brain.
 
2013-06-22 12:57:20 PM  
New England should have a roster spot opening up pretty soon.
 
2013-06-22 01:40:40 PM  

crotchgrabber: basemetal: it's hard to be a Raiders fan

I hear ya.

I don't care how much weight he loses, he still can't grow a brain.


Done in two.
 
2013-06-22 02:53:43 PM  
Did researches finally develop diet purple drank?
 
2013-06-22 04:25:06 PM  
So he's down to 300?
 
2013-06-22 04:32:41 PM  
Good for him. Losing 51 pounds for any reason is something to be commended.
 
2013-06-22 04:33:50 PM  
The weight wasn't the problem, Subby, but I think this was mentioned already. He also has a poorly made up first name, which never bodes well for the QB position (see Daunte Culpepper and Kordell Stewart).
 
2013-06-22 05:05:04 PM  
I hear the Patriots are looking for busted quarterbacks.
 
2013-06-22 05:20:45 PM  
Sadly, regardless of his physical shape, he's still going to be dumb as a stump. No conditioning in the world can change that.

Being in shape, or able to throw the ball a LONG damn way, was never a problem for JaMarcus. That you had to multiply his IQ to get to room temperature was.
 
2013-06-22 05:37:35 PM  
Can't cure stupid, bro.
 
2013-06-22 05:40:41 PM  
So that means that the "JaFatass" nickname may not apply anymore, but "JaDumbass" may yet apply.
 
2013-06-22 05:45:09 PM  

VvonderJesus: Good for him. Losing 51 pounds for any reason is something to be commended.


I lost 51 pounds when an industrial accident took both my legs.  What is so commendable about that, douchebag?
 
2013-06-22 06:01:06 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: VvonderJesus: Good for him. Losing 51 pounds for any reason is something to be commended.

I lost 51 pounds when an industrial accident took both my legs.  What is so commendable about that, douchebag?


That you managed to keep your cheerful disposition, put your best foot forward, and didn't take the situation sitting down.
 
2013-06-22 06:01:07 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: VvonderJesus: Good for him. Losing 51 pounds for any reason is something to be commended.

I lost 51 pounds when an industrial accident took both my legs.  What is so commendable about that, douchebag?


If you're a South African with girlfriend issues, it lets you compete in the Olympics with an (arguable) unfair advantage.
 
2013-06-22 06:01:13 PM  

jake_lex: So that means that the "JaFatass" nickname may not apply anymore, but "JaDumbass" may yet apply.


I was always partial to JaOffTheMarcus.

/Bit long, I know, but still damn true.
//At least Peyton can't play forever...
///And the Chiefs always find a way to f*ck it up...
 
2013-06-22 06:17:52 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: jake_lex: So that means that the "JaFatass" nickname may not apply anymore, but "JaDumbass" may yet apply.

I was always partial to JaOffTheMarcus.

/Bit long, I know, but still damn true.
//At least Peyton can't play forever...
///And the Chiefs always find a way to f*ck it up...


Always liked Jawalrus.
 
2013-06-22 06:45:22 PM  

Dragontoes: Ken VeryBigLiar: jake_lex: So that means that the "JaFatass" nickname may not apply anymore, but "JaDumbass" may yet apply.

I was always partial to JaOffTheMarcus.

/Bit long, I know, but still damn true.
//At least Peyton can't play forever...
///And the Chiefs always find a way to f*ck it up...

Always liked Jawalrus.


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2013-06-22 06:55:40 PM  
It's only cause he spent all his money and can't afford to eat.  First paycheque and he'll gain 20 lbs.
 
2013-06-22 07:03:18 PM  
If he's learned something & wants to redeem his name, then great.

He doesn't seem to be real good at the learning shiat, though. Great talent, but lazy.
 
2013-06-22 08:11:52 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: VvonderJesus: Good for him. Losing 51 pounds for any reason is something to be commended.

I lost 51 pounds when an industrial accident took both my legs.  What is so commendable about that, douchebag?

That you managed to keep your cheerful disposition, put your best foot forward, and didn't take the situation sitting down.


Wow! That was amazing.

/funny'd
 
2013-06-22 08:29:42 PM  
big deal, Aaron Hernandez dropped over 200lbs and it's not helping his career
 
2013-06-23 03:03:07 AM  
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/obligatory
 
2013-06-23 05:03:04 AM  
So he's going to have to move from Guard to Tackle. Interesting.
 
2013-06-23 05:24:14 AM  

Pontious Pilates: New England should have a roster spot opening up pretty soon.


Boston Bandits have one now.
 
2013-06-23 08:16:19 AM  
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It's dat slo motion potion, yo.
 
2013-06-23 10:57:12 AM  

jake_lex: So that means that the "JaFatass" nickname may not apply anymore, but "JaDumbass" may yet apply.


I prefer JaMountain and JaMindless, personally. They both keep the initial "M" which appeals to me stylistically. As for the one or two people who've said that the Patriots will have a roster spot here soon: No. Their playbook is too complicated for him to learn if what we've heard before is any indication.
 
2013-06-23 02:34:04 PM  
Unless those were the 51 pounds that were keeping him from throwing the ball accurately, it won't help.
 
2013-06-23 11:25:12 PM  

VvonderJesus: Good for him. Losing 51 pounds for any reason is something to be commended.


When you only weigh 110 and you plan to lose 51 pounds, I'm not going to commend that. That's some condemning shiat there.
 
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