Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KTLA Los Angeles)   Today's "married mother of three accused of giving a very special education to one of her special education students" comes to us from Corona, California   (ktla.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, special educations, statutory rapes, oral sexes, breast cancer, unified school district  
•       •       •

9983 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jun 2013 at 2:59 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



37 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-06-22 09:31:52 AM  
Gary Busey?
 
2013-06-22 09:55:42 AM  
The eyes, look at the eyes!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-06-22 11:36:03 AM  
I guess "special" students need special sex ed.
 
2013-06-22 11:54:48 AM  
How I spent my Summer vacation.......
 
2013-06-22 12:02:46 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-22 12:09:48 PM  
 
2013-06-22 02:25:18 PM  
*Makes retarded ejaculation joke*
 
2013-06-22 02:30:28 PM  
Tard sex? If it wasn't consensual, couldn't he use his retard strength to beat her off?

Wait, that wasn't intentiona--
 
Pud
2013-06-22 02:31:10 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: The eyes, look at the eyes!


Even the picture of her looks like she's trying to eat your soul. I can't even imagine how terrifying it would be up close and personal
 
2013-06-22 02:32:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, this article shows that she has some big sacks of potatoes...

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/21/corona-special-needs-teach er -arrested-for-alleged-sex-with-students-out-of-jail/


And HUUUGE tracts of land.
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 02:37:01 PM  

Laocoon: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, this article shows that she has some big sacks of potatoes...

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/21/corona-special-needs-teach er -arrested-for-alleged-sex-with-students-out-of-jail/

And HUUUGE tracts of land.
[img.fark.net image 850x475]


Oh, yeah, that's better.

I'd definitely go downs on her.
 
2013-06-22 03:06:52 PM  
Man, that's a hard 31.
 
2013-06-22 03:22:28 PM  
Fivehead, beady piggy eyes and a man jaw...

She looks half-tard herself.
 
2013-06-22 03:23:12 PM  
She looks like an even crazier version of Tori Spelling, if that's possible.
 
2013-06-22 03:27:43 PM  
Without comment on the veracity of the comments above, I wonder how many of those commenting would have said "No, you can't suck my d*ck." when they were horny 17 year old boys.
 
2013-06-22 03:29:18 PM  
Ah, Corona. It's like Riverside, but more Corona.
 
2013-06-22 03:32:52 PM  
It's more newsworthy that they found a white person in Riverside county.
 
2013-06-22 03:39:26 PM  
Disgusting.
 
2013-06-22 03:39:27 PM  
You never go full retard.
 
2013-06-22 03:39:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Laocoon: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, this article shows that she has some big sacks of potatoes...

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/21/corona-special-needs-teach er -arrested-for-alleged-sex-with-students-out-of-jail/

And HUUUGE tracts of land.
[img.fark.net image 850x475]

Oh, yeah, that's better.

I'd definitely go downs on her.


Excellent
 
2013-06-22 04:01:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Laocoon: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, this article shows that she has some big sacks of potatoes...

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/21/corona-special-needs-teach er -arrested-for-alleged-sex-with-students-out-of-jail/

And HUUUGE tracts of land.
[img.fark.net image 850x475]

Oh, yeah, that's better.

I'd definitely go downs on her.


-blink-  -blink-

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 04:12:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Laocoon: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, this article shows that she has some big sacks of potatoes...

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/21/corona-special-needs-teach er -arrested-for-alleged-sex-with-students-out-of-jail/

And HUUUGE tracts of land.
[img.fark.net image 850x475]

Oh, yeah, that's better.

I'd definitely go downs on her.


Well played there. And yes, me too.
 
2013-06-22 04:22:24 PM  
Goodbye to rosy palms cuz the queen of Corona.
 
2013-06-22 04:55:32 PM  
31-year-old Corona high school teacher accused of having sexual contact with several underage male students on campus was out of jail Friday.

Summer Michelle Hansen, a special education instructor at Centennial High School, posted a $150,000 bond and was released from the Robert Presley Detention Center in Riverside.


Perhaps she should have a seat over there... :)
 
2013-06-22 04:58:32 PM  

Mark Ratner: You never go full retard.


You do if you're a 909'er.

/909'ers are an odd type of people.

//they're pretty harmless; I just wish they'd stay on their side of the 241 & 261.

thedirty.com

 
2013-06-22 05:00:45 PM  
cbsla.files.wordpress.com

Cannot believe no one has posted that one yet
 
2013-06-22 05:45:29 PM  
"It surprises me that any 31-year-old adult, married woman is having sex with a child, teacher or otherwise," said parent Angela Thompson.

It surprises her that a 31 year old has sex? Maybe that's why she had to turn to having sex with students since apparently most people stop having sex after they get married. (yeah, I know, that's not exactly a newsflash for many poor souls)

Next week on Divorce Court: Corona, California resident Angela Thompson shocked to discover her husband having an affair (with a school teacher)
 
2013-06-22 06:35:43 PM  
Women in their early 30s are some horny creatures.  High school boys are some creatures.  It should not surprise anyone that those two creatures enjoy having sex with each other.
 
2013-06-22 07:41:47 PM  
Hey, it's not like the special needs boys are getting lots of offers from the teenage girls.  And their biological needs are probably the only things about them that aren't special.
 
2013-06-22 07:44:45 PM  
Corona. The armpit of Southern California.
 
2013-06-22 07:46:41 PM  
I would drill it.
 
2013-06-22 07:53:49 PM  
I'll take "chicks I would bone" for $100, Alex.
 
2013-06-22 08:01:09 PM  

RottNDude: Corona. The armpit of Southern California.


Corona has Miguel's Jr

Your argument is invalid
 
2013-06-22 08:26:16 PM  
I'd hit it....with a short bus.
 
2013-06-22 08:37:20 PM  
She's a special ed teacher. She did not have sex with special ed kids. So, unfortunately, it wasn't Timmy that got laid, but probably the jocks.
 
2013-06-22 11:32:58 PM  

EngineerAU: "It surprises me that any 31-year-old adult, married woman is having sex with a child, teacher or otherwise," said parent Angela Thompson.

It surprises her that a 31 year old has sex? Maybe that's why she had to turn to having sex with students since apparently most people stop having sex after they get married. (yeah, I know, that's not exactly a newsflash for many poor souls)


It was poorly constructed, but I think she meant she was surprised that an adult could be intimate that way, with a child. Whether the adult was a teacher or someone else.
 
2013-06-22 11:44:05 PM  

Laocoon: FirstNationalBastard: To be fair, this article shows that she has some big sacks of potatoes...

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/21/corona-special-needs-teach er -arrested-for-alleged-sex-with-students-out-of-jail/

And HUUUGE tracts of land.
[img.fark.net image 850x475]


No wonder they were plowing those fields.
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report