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(Omaha World Herald)   While Craigslist doesn't have a problem with you selling an antique coffin with a skeleton inside, turns out that police do   (omaha.com) divider line 21
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2013-06-22 02:01:58 PM  
Unidentified human remains can't be sold, police say.

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// oddly enough, a GIS for 'prehistoric man skeleton' brings up topless chicks holding skulls of the humans and dinosaurs alike.
Rule 34 in full effect

// yes I saved them, do the search yourself and you'll see why
 
2013-06-22 02:06:27 PM  
"Unidentified human remains can't be sold, police say." Buy a coffin get a free skeleton!!  Problem solved.
 
2013-06-22 02:08:38 PM  
Send them to her for ID
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2013-06-22 02:11:55 PM  
I can't hire a transvestite with a huge dong to blow me anymore, but a coffin and skeleton is ok.

What is this world coming to?
 
2013-06-22 02:12:40 PM  
Why is this even a law?
 
2013-06-22 02:19:08 PM  

bmihura: Why is this even a law?


It's just another example of the man keeping me down. I was all set to sell the skeletons of my neighbors who disappeared last week and now this.

/back to selling the local strays to the Peking Moon.
 
2013-06-22 02:19:58 PM  
Police have a problem with everything.
 
2013-06-22 02:24:26 PM  
When was this law passed? Was there no grandfather clause?
 
2013-06-22 02:30:31 PM  

lordargent: Unidentified human remains can't be sold, police say.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

// oddly enough, a GIS for 'prehistoric man skeleton' brings up topless chicks holding skulls of the humans and dinosaurs alike.
Rule 34 in full effect

// yes I saved them, do the search yourself and you'll see why


interesting..I think I'll be visiting Don Glut's Wooden Dinosaur museum soon.

I first ad it as "dong sluts wooden dinosaurs" which I was equally ok with
 
2013-06-22 02:42:01 PM  
I'm ok with this.

FTA; Foreman said that learning the identity of the person is extremely unlikely, but the race and gender of the bones can be determined. If they are of Native American origin, they will be returned to a Native American organization.

and, in general, it's probably a good idea for the police to at least investigate the sale of unidentified human remains, if not ban the practice.   Cause there's no way it could be used to cover up a crime.
 
2013-06-22 02:57:51 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I'm ok with this.

FTA; Foreman said that learning the identity of the person is extremely unlikely, but the race and gender of the bones can be determined. If they are of Native American origin, they will be returned to a Native American organization.

and, in general, it's probably a good idea for the police to at least investigate the sale of unidentified human remains, if not ban the practice.   Cause there's no way it could be used to cover up a crime.


H.H. Holmes sold the skeletons of his victims for cash and a convenient way to get rid of them. I'm ok with human remains having to be documented.
 
2013-06-22 03:06:24 PM  

lordargent: Unidentified human remains can't be sold, police say.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

// oddly enough, a GIS for 'prehistoric man skeleton' brings up topless chicks holding skulls of the humans and dinosaurs alike.
Rule 34 in full effect

// yes I saved them, do the search yourself and you'll see why


On the other hand, you can buy human skulls on eBay... and if' we're honest, most are probably unidentified chinese folks from the poor working class..
 
2013-06-22 03:21:56 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: AliceBToklasLives: I'm ok with this.

FTA; Foreman said that learning the identity of the person is extremely unlikely, but the race and gender of the bones can be determined. If they are of Native American origin, they will be returned to a Native American organization.

and, in general, it's probably a good idea for the police to at least investigate the sale of unidentified human remains, if not ban the practice.   Cause there's no way it could be used to cover up a crime.

H.H. Holmes sold the skeletons of his victims for cash and a convenient way to get rid of them. I'm ok with human remains having to be documented.


Hey, he had to pay for that hotel somehow.

/is it bad I knew who H H Holmes was without having to Google him?
 
2013-06-22 03:56:38 PM  
What a shame, the remains are probably what made the piece so great as a whole.

lordargent: Unidentified human remains can't be sold, police say.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

// oddly enough, a GIS for 'prehistoric man skeleton' brings up topless chicks holding skulls of the humans and dinosaurs alike.
Rule 34 in full effect

// yes I saved them, do the search yourself and you'll see why


Naked people with bones isn't all that odd and is even rather common in some religious ceremonies. That doesn't mean that pictures of it aren't neat, though :D
 
2013-06-22 04:01:41 PM  
Odd Fellows, man! It's right there in the name.....
 
2013-06-22 04:23:46 PM  

FarkinHostile: I can't hire a transvestite with a huge dong to blow me anymore,


Obviously you don't live in Toronto.
 
2013-06-22 05:13:04 PM  
www.metmuseum.org
^ has never heard of ANYONE exchanging coffins or corpses before. This is madness.
 
2013-06-22 05:25:24 PM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: insertsnarkyusername: AliceBToklasLives: I'm ok with this.

FTA; Foreman said that learning the identity of the person is extremely unlikely, but the race and gender of the bones can be determined. If they are of Native American origin, they will be returned to a Native American organization.

and, in general, it's probably a good idea for the police to at least investigate the sale of unidentified human remains, if not ban the practice.   Cause there's no way it could be used to cover up a crime.

H.H. Holmes sold the skeletons of his victims for cash and a convenient way to get rid of them. I'm ok with human remains having to be documented.

Hey, he had to pay for that hotel somehow.

/is it bad I knew who H H Holmes was without having to Google him?


Not really, it's an interesting story. I have no idea why he isn't more famous.
 
2013-06-22 06:29:15 PM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: insertsnarkyusername: AliceBToklasLives: I'm ok with this.

FTA; Foreman said that learning the identity of the person is extremely unlikely, but the race and gender of the bones can be determined. If they are of Native American origin, they will be returned to a Native American organization.

and, in general, it's probably a good idea for the police to at least investigate the sale of unidentified human remains, if not ban the practice.   Cause there's no way it could be used to cover up a crime.

H.H. Holmes sold the skeletons of his victims for cash and a convenient way to get rid of them. I'm ok with human remains having to be documented.

Hey, he had to pay for that hotel somehow.

/is it bad I knew who H H Holmes was without having to Google him?


Maybe. Was he a relative?
 
2013-06-22 06:57:11 PM  
Farking killjoys
 
2013-06-22 07:02:34 PM  
clevermusings.net
Hail Sithis?
 
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