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(NHL)   NHL 2013 Playoff thread #44 ...no rly. Stanley Cup Finals game 5 from the Second City where even the pizza is funny. Can the Hawks feather their nest at home? Can the Bruins clip the Hawks wings? Can we have more bonus hockey? Game onnnnn @ 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 53
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2013-06-22 09:35:08 PM
5 votes:
Can Nick Backstrom, center for the Washington Capitals, make 15 putts in 15 seconds?
2013-06-22 11:20:50 PM
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-22 10:27:01 PM
3 votes:
Mike Hume @MikeHumeESPN
Before everyone jumps on the "glove side" comment, had Chara's shot hit Crawford center mass he would have exploded like Alderaan. #Bruins
2013-06-22 08:32:43 PM
3 votes:

sno man: Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.

What's your view on turning purple listening to it?


Release your grip a bit.
2013-06-22 11:28:39 PM
2 votes:
Man, this is a long intermission. When does OT start?
2013-06-22 10:36:13 PM
2 votes:

thisiszombocom: Popcorn Johnny: Cheesehead_Dave: Possible concussion?

That's probably correct.

they neednt take him for the hospital for that?  unless it was really bad?  did he even get hit hard enough this game for a possible concussion?


Paging Doctor Crosby...Doctor Crosby to the Potato Lab.
2013-06-22 10:36:10 PM
2 votes:

thisiszombocom: did he even get hit hard enough this game for a possible concussion?


Eric Lindros picked up a concussion just watching the game tonight.  Sometimes it doesn't take much.
2013-06-22 10:19:58 PM
2 votes:

Fubegra: Rev.K: [fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x566]

:( :( :(

/hates seeing cities get hit by disasters


But enough about the Maple Leafs.
2013-06-22 10:03:41 PM
2 votes:
you know we could always send the Flames back to Atlanta for a season because then it would be guaranteed they'd return to Canada...
2013-06-22 09:58:20 PM
2 votes:

Earguy: Intermission....
NSFW   NSFW   SFW  SFW


Thank you. Those are better shots than the Bruins have taken so far.
2013-06-22 08:58:55 PM
2 votes:

R.A.Danny: "He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.


After the period?
2013-06-22 07:53:45 PM
2 votes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LQ8B7Zd0U&feature=youtu.be">

Chicago Symphony Orchestra covers Chelsea Dagger!
2013-06-22 12:44:13 PM
2 votes:
Gentleman,

I am already on probation for non-hockey reasons with the GF, who is a staunch Bruins fan. She will likely be posting under my name later this evening. However, she's cool about letting you know that it's her, which should be obvious because I know sh*t about hockey other than being seriously entertained by it (am an NFL guy).

Anyway, I need you Bruins fans to will some positive vibes down to New Orleans because if they lose, she's going cut off my johnson as she's already furious with me.

img.fark.net

I don't think you folks understand - she's going to end my life if the Bruins lose. Unless I dive off the balcony, which has always been a valid option I've kept in mind and would likely resort to out of stark fear.

Please, dear god, please help me.
2013-06-22 11:29:59 PM
1 votes:

Cheesehead_Dave: Man, this is a long intermission. When does OT start?


Monday
2013-06-22 11:06:02 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: tacchimonster: Goodnight, Boston.

/The real Blackhawks have returned.

Lol


Your laughter hides tears...delicious Detroit tears.
2013-06-22 10:56:13 PM
1 votes:
And now the 2nd Star gets to bed the losing goalies wife
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

As is Tradition
As is Tradition
2013-06-22 10:55:49 PM
1 votes:
2013-06-22 10:52:32 PM
1 votes:
THAT STICK HAD A FAMILY!
2013-06-22 10:48:51 PM
1 votes:

lokis_mentor: Rev.K: Tattooed chicks are f*cking hot.

Sleeves. Boob tats. Bring em.

Here ya go (NSFW)


MOM?!?!
2013-06-22 10:47:21 PM
1 votes:
if Jagr were still alive he'd have scored there
2013-06-22 10:47:20 PM
1 votes:
Jagr can't buy a farking goal!
2013-06-22 10:44:14 PM
1 votes:
So drunk so my 30th birthday party so go hawks

/No idea what the score is
2013-06-22 10:42:32 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: I don't feel sorry for any Bruins who gets hurt. They are the dirtiest team in the league


Dude, they have a farking 6'9 Man-mountain on their team, of course they're gonna be dirty.
2013-06-22 10:41:02 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: I don't feel sorry for any Bruins who gets hurt. They are the dirtiest team in the league


go back to figure skating
2013-06-22 10:34:08 PM
1 votes:
And the girls are back, able to see my screen.  No posting pics for a bit.
2013-06-22 10:30:10 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: That's what I was wondering...and the young Harry Potter girl pic was a little disturbing.

Honestly, when I'm looking for my "tied" pictures, I GIS "happy bondage".


Just did that and uhhhhh....NSFW or Sleep
2013-06-22 10:24:49 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: fatalvenom:
You're just an assclown....I think French people would be insulted by you....and that's saying something.

You're a goomba living in florida and I'm the ass clown? Lol
I would knock off your designer glasses. And then run. I am faster than youYou can't touch this


That's funny....because I'm not Italian.

Nor do I wear glasses.

You can run, but I can still skate faster than you
2013-06-22 10:24:08 PM
1 votes:
have we heard from Dickfreckles GF yet?  should we be worried for him?
2013-06-22 10:14:41 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Bruins aren't that good. They barely beat Toronto. Rangers couldn't score all year. Pens were just playing retarded.


Good enough to be in game 5 of the Final.
2013-06-22 10:13:44 PM
1 votes:

Fubegra: Great Porn Dragon: Maybe in an ultimate act of trollage, they could move the Calgary Flames back to Atlanta... (Still not sure HOW they got away with THAT name for a team in Atlanta. About the only thing WORSE would have been making the team mascot a cartoon version of William Tecumseh Sherman with a big ol' torch...)

Oh, man, that would be trolltastic.


Could have been because of all the gay bars in midtown. Change the team colors to the 6 Colors, and good to go
2013-06-22 10:13:26 PM
1 votes:

fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Bruins aren't that good. They barely beat Toronto. Rangers couldn't score all year. Pens were just playing retarded.

You also love eating snails...


'Look, I'm paying top dollar for this meal.  Do you think we can keep the snails off the food?'
2013-06-22 10:03:01 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: eddievercetti: Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 687x782]

/threadjack

Fark, they have to move now right?

What warm-weather non-hockey city wants to give Bettman millions?

Hola y bienvenidos al partido de esta noche entre los Jets Winnipeg y Las Llamas de Las Cruces!

Albuquerque Flames!


Maybe in an ultimate act of trollage, they could move the Calgary Flames back to Atlanta...  (Still not sure HOW they got away with THAT name for a team in Atlanta.  About the only thing WORSE would have been making the team mascot a cartoon version of William Tecumseh Sherman with a big ol' torch...)

In all seriousness, though, I do hope the flooding stops soon for folks in Calgary (and the rest of Canadian Texas, erm, Alberta).  Floods suck, and that's a shocking hell of a flood there :(
2013-06-22 10:02:14 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Albuquerque Flames!


They're easy to defend. They always take left side shots.
2013-06-22 09:59:24 PM
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: eddievercetti: Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 687x782]

/threadjack

Fark, they have to move now right?

What warm-weather non-hockey city wants to give Bettman millions?

Hola y bienvenidos al partido de esta noche entre los Jets Winnipeg y Las Llamas de Las Cruces!


Albuquerque Flames!
2013-06-22 09:50:22 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: I have no idea what they're going to do.

Go back to the Corral?

This blows.


There's a new arena in the Toronto area from what I understand.
2013-06-22 09:50:21 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 687x782]

/threadjack


Holy shiat.

I mean, the team itself has been underwater for a long time, but seeing it illustrated that sharply...

/seriously, though, I wonder where they're gonna be playing next season
2013-06-22 09:45:16 PM
1 votes:
Thanks for showing up Boston but the game started almost 40 minutes ago.
2013-06-22 09:13:07 PM
1 votes:

expobill: sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!

Thank you!


How much acid do you have to eat to think that is stylin'?
2013-06-22 09:09:57 PM
1 votes:

ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!


img46.imageshack.us
2013-06-22 09:03:16 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here

LOL, as coincidence would have it, today is the anniversary of conceiving our twins.


*weeps* I just got a minivan.

Funny, we conceived the twins because we were in the middle of nowhere and had no condoms. Whatever, we said. One more might not be so bad, we said. I actually lost one at 11 weeks, so I could have had triplets.
2013-06-22 08:59:38 PM
1 votes:

lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here


There is hope.  one day and one divorce later, your minivan evolves and becomes something else:
imageshack.us
2013-06-22 08:57:25 PM
1 votes:
"He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.
2013-06-22 08:56:06 PM
1 votes:
Remember condoms prevent minivans.
2013-06-22 08:54:18 PM
1 votes:
THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, HERE COMES KANE
2013-06-22 08:38:01 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: But the other two are her friends.


I believe the punchline is something like

Priest:  But Mr. Earguy, if you're not confessing, why are you telling me?

Earguy: Telling you?  Hell I'm telling everybody.
2013-06-22 08:34:58 PM
1 votes:
"Made for Mankind"

OH REALLY, I ONLY BUY CARS BUILT FOR COWS AND ALGAE
2013-06-22 08:18:25 PM
1 votes:
Dear Doc Emrick:

img.fark.net

/time for a shouty anthem
2013-06-22 08:08:16 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2013-06-22 07:41:01 PM
1 votes:

Fochstockings: soopey: eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]

Two minutes delay of game.

I take a game misconduct with her!


Actually, high sticking
2013-06-22 07:34:52 PM
1 votes:
New York Farkers -- anyone recommend a (preferably Boston-friendly) bar to watch the game?

Does Windfall still do Canada Cabin Saturday nights? Because poutine with my hockey would be most welcome.
2013-06-22 07:31:32 PM
1 votes:

soopey: eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]

Two minutes delay of game.


I take a game misconduct with her!
2013-06-22 07:26:49 PM
1 votes:
Separated at birth.
i1348.photobucket.com
2013-06-22 07:17:35 PM
1 votes:
www.size12.com
 
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