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(NHL)   NHL 2013 Playoff thread #44 ...no rly. Stanley Cup Finals game 5 from the Second City where even the pizza is funny. Can the Hawks feather their nest at home? Can the Bruins clip the Hawks wings? Can we have more bonus hockey? Game onnnnn @ 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 80
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2013-06-22 10:01:21 PM
2 votes:
My Flames woes aside.

This has got to be the best Stanley Cup Final in the last 20 years. What action!
2013-06-22 09:42:09 PM
2 votes:
This has nothing to do with hockey. NSFW
2013-06-22 11:43:01 PM
1 votes:
Post game Q&A with Julien, waiting for someone to ask if he's eaten a Portillo's italian beef sandwich yet.
2013-06-22 11:20:50 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
kab
2013-06-22 11:17:18 PM
1 votes:
Chicago's farm team could have won that one.
2013-06-22 11:06:02 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: tacchimonster: Goodnight, Boston.

/The real Blackhawks have returned.

Lol


Your laughter hides tears...delicious Detroit tears.
2013-06-22 11:04:30 PM
1 votes:

Recoil Therapy: And now to see the small town news from the random area that my stream took me too (well, relatively small town compared with say Chicago or Boston).  Kind of fun to watch to see what other regions get worked up over.

/bass fishing tourney is the top story....
//nope, he cut the stream


My local channel is from South Bend and I'm watching the news. Some kid was shot in a driveby and the eyewitness interview got videobombed by someone holding a pitbull puppy into the frame.
2013-06-22 10:53:36 PM
1 votes:
Goodnight, Boston.

/The real Blackhawks have returned.
2013-06-22 10:53:07 PM
1 votes:

LightGiver: Of Course!!!


Looks like we've discovered M. Bison's Fark handle
2013-06-22 10:52:49 PM
1 votes:
Dagger! Hilarious empty netter to end it.
Well done, Chicago.
You came to play early.
The Bruins waited until the 3rd to show up.
2013-06-22 10:52:35 PM
1 votes:
Boston 1-3 Chicago
Chicago Blackhawks lead STANLEY CUP FINAL 3-2.
2013-06-22 10:52:02 PM
1 votes:
CHICAGOAL!

SEE YOU ALL IN BOSTON ON MONDAY!
2013-06-22 10:51:55 PM
1 votes:
CHI-CA-GOAL


NAIL. COFFIN. DONE.
2013-06-22 10:51:53 PM
1 votes:
GOAL
2013-06-22 10:51:51 PM
1 votes:
Aaaaaand.... Dagger.
2013-06-22 10:51:38 PM
1 votes:
ANNNND that's the game!

WOOOO!
2013-06-22 10:51:37 PM
1 votes:
Of Course!!!
2013-06-22 10:51:33 PM
1 votes:
Long range empty netter, 3-1 Chicago
2013-06-22 10:51:30 PM
1 votes:
w00t game over
2013-06-22 10:51:29 PM
1 votes:
NETTER!~
2013-06-22 10:51:28 PM
1 votes:
EMPTY NET! DAGGER! (CHELSEA!)
2013-06-22 10:51:21 PM
1 votes:
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT
2013-06-22 10:51:20 PM
1 votes:
GAME DONE
2013-06-22 10:51:17 PM
1 votes:
PUMP IT!
2013-06-22 10:51:17 PM
1 votes:
Boston 1-3 Chicago
2013-06-22 10:47:21 PM
1 votes:
if Jagr were still alive he'd have scored there
2013-06-22 10:47:20 PM
1 votes:
Jagr can't buy a farking goal!
2013-06-22 10:45:52 PM
1 votes:
Wow, Boston looks like bumbling idjits.
2013-06-22 10:45:40 PM
1 votes:
In an alternate universe everything is the same except that Calgary made it this far rather than Chicago.  What would the NHL do about the games there?  All remaining games in Boston with the teams alternating being 'home'?  That certainly wouldn't be fair to the Flames.  Send them to a different arena (Edmonton?, Winnipeg?)?   That wouldn't be all that fair either as while they wouldn't be deep in enemy territory for all the games, it wouldn't be 'home' & I can't see Oilers fans coming out to cheer hard for the Flames (well, perhaps it is Canada after all & they are quite polite.  NYR/NJD sure as hell wouldn't).  You can't wait for the water to go back down as they probably won't be able to play there until.... who knows.

Probably tell them to go to Winnipeg & make the best of the situation.

Just a random thought
2013-06-22 10:43:16 PM
1 votes:
i36.photobucket.com
2013-06-22 10:37:22 PM
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Best tattoo ever? NSFW


Why would you ruin that perfect set.
2013-06-22 10:24:08 PM
1 votes:
have we heard from Dickfreckles GF yet?  should we be worried for him?
2013-06-22 10:19:58 PM
1 votes:

Fubegra: Rev.K: [fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x566]

:( :( :(

/hates seeing cities get hit by disasters


But enough about the Maple Leafs.
2013-06-22 10:19:27 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: [fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x566]


The Calgary municipal pool is larger than I remember.


Glove side.  Chara.
2013-06-22 10:18:46 PM
1 votes:
Dammit
2013-06-22 10:18:30 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: [fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x566]


:( :( :(

/hates seeing cities get hit by disasters
2013-06-22 10:18:10 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: [fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x566]


Jesus Christ
2013-06-22 10:06:41 PM
1 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: Maybe in an ultimate act of trollage, they could move the Calgary Flames back to Atlanta... (Still not sure HOW they got away with THAT name for a team in Atlanta. About the only thing WORSE would have been making the team mascot a cartoon version of William Tecumseh Sherman with a big ol' torch...)


Oh, man, that would be trolltastic.
2013-06-22 10:03:41 PM
1 votes:
you know we could always send the Flames back to Atlanta for a season because then it would be guaranteed they'd return to Canada...
2013-06-22 10:03:00 PM
1 votes:

fatalvenom: This series is over. Goodnight


Did my Leafs teach you NOTHING?
2013-06-22 10:01:08 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 687x782]

/threadjack


HOLY shiat-SNACKS
2013-06-22 10:00:14 PM
1 votes:
This series is over. Goodnight
2013-06-22 09:56:45 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: What warm-weather non-hockey city wants to give Bettman millions?


Not warm-weather, but Milwaukee could use a team.
2013-06-22 09:55:12 PM
1 votes:
Kane has two goals, Horton has five stitches.
2013-06-22 09:53:31 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 687x782]

/threadjack

Fark, they have to move now right?


As sad as I am for Calgary, Flames Fans and all.  SCOTIABANK  YOU CHOSE POORLY!
2013-06-22 09:51:56 PM
1 votes:
Wow.  Those pics from Calgary are rough.  Good luck to anybody in that area with the drying out process.
2013-06-22 09:51:52 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".



/threadjack


Pond hockey?

That's terrible, hope the rivers recede quickly and that Calgary and Alberta recover without any further injuries.

Stay safe.
2013-06-22 09:50:22 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: I have no idea what they're going to do.

Go back to the Corral?

This blows.


There's a new arena in the Toronto area from what I understand.
2013-06-22 09:50:21 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 687x782]

/threadjack


Holy shiat.

I mean, the team itself has been underwater for a long time, but seeing it illustrated that sharply...

/seriously, though, I wonder where they're gonna be playing next season
2013-06-22 09:48:53 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: *THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

/threadjack


That is just a mind-blowing amount of water.
2013-06-22 09:46:34 PM
1 votes:
*THREADJACK*

Calgary Flames President Ken King declares lower part of Saddledome a "complete loss".

fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net

/threadjack
2013-06-22 09:42:33 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Foaming: I'm starting to think we might not get any bonus hockey at all.

Remember when the Bruins were going to be eliminated, but came back?


Best thing to ever happen to the Leafs*.  And Hockey fans. Leafs would also have smoked the Rangers, but probably lost to the Pens, and then we would all have to be suffering through the Hawks smoking the Pens...

*no really... Enough for the boys to know they can beat the B's, (who for years have owned the Buds) but not enough for management to be afraid to do what needs to be done to get to the next level.
2013-06-22 09:31:50 PM
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: I'm gonna put on a hat so I can take it off later.


img.fark.net
2013-06-22 09:24:56 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Good, they need to call dives more often.


img.fark.net

Except for the Triple Lindy.  That one should be allowed.
2013-06-22 08:58:55 PM
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: "He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.


After the period?
2013-06-22 08:56:06 PM
1 votes:
Remember condoms prevent minivans.
2013-06-22 08:41:35 PM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: 2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.

There were neutral zones for both. Wasn't the Klingon Neutral Zone where the Kobayashi Maru was stranded?


I can't remember because I don't believe in the no win scenario.
2013-06-22 08:38:01 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: But the other two are her friends.


I believe the punchline is something like

Priest:  But Mr. Earguy, if you're not confessing, why are you telling me?

Earguy: Telling you?  Hell I'm telling everybody.
2013-06-22 08:22:09 PM
1 votes:
Merry Christmas, one and all!

img.fark.net
2013-06-22 08:20:39 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

[fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 600x450]


i1182.photobucket.com
2013-06-22 08:18:25 PM
1 votes:
Dear Doc Emrick:

img.fark.net

/time for a shouty anthem
2013-06-22 08:16:08 PM
1 votes:
img823.imageshack.us
2013-06-22 08:12:34 PM
1 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
2013-06-22 07:54:04 PM
1 votes:
HOCKEY!
imageshack.us
2013-06-22 07:53:45 PM
1 votes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LQ8B7Zd0U&feature=youtu.be">

Chicago Symphony Orchestra covers Chelsea Dagger!
2013-06-22 07:51:59 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Now that Winnipeg has a team, where would they go? Seattle? Houston?

*shudder* Canada??


Answer in bold. That's been reported by multiple outlets. They'd play in an 11,000 seat KeyArena until the proposed new arena is built.
2013-06-22 07:51:53 PM
1 votes:
Looks like the angry, one-eyed Swede is in there.

www.size12.com
2013-06-22 07:47:08 PM
1 votes:

desertgeek: sno man: So any thoughts on all the Coaches getting signed in the last couple of days...

I suspect at least two got done as plan b's once Tippet signed on for 5 more with the Currently Coyotes...

Yep, and Tippett's deal won't be affected by any possible move.

In related news to that:

- More talks took place Friday between the ownership group and the town of Glendale over the arena lease. Lots of mixed signals coming out of there. Only thing we know is that this drama won't go on beyond July 2. That's the last day the NHL can wait for a vote to take place.

- The Coyotes are still advertising various things like having the prospect camp open to the public in mid-July.

- And I don't know what to think anymore. The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know.


Now that Winnipeg has a team, where would they go? Seattle? Houston?

*shudder* Canada??
2013-06-22 07:44:42 PM
1 votes:

sno man: So any thoughts on all the Coaches getting signed in the last couple of days...

I suspect at least two got done as plan b's once Tippet signed on for 5 more with the Currently Coyotes...


Yep, and Tippett's deal won't be affected by any possible move.

In related news to that:

- More talks took place Friday between the ownership group and the town of Glendale over the arena lease. Lots of mixed signals coming out of there. Only thing we know is that this drama won't go on beyond July 2. That's the last day the NHL can wait for a vote to take place.

- The Coyotes are still advertising various things like having the prospect camp open to the public in mid-July.

- And I don't know what to think anymore. The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know.
2013-06-22 07:31:32 PM
1 votes:

soopey: eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]

Two minutes delay of game.


I take a game misconduct with her!
2013-06-22 05:09:15 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Recoil Therapy: The ratio of your crap to his

I'm not spewing any crap, if anything I've had a consistent message for this entire playoffs, that message being that all things Chicago suck.


That sounds like a case of... EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!
i1348.photobucket.com
2013-06-22 03:53:07 PM
1 votes:
Popcorn Johnny: See parents, this is what happens when you don't raise your children correctly.

Ah the irony.....

As mentioned in the title, this is the 44th thread this playoff season.  You really don't want people to look back (those who still haven't 'ignored' you & can see you that is...) & find all the crap you've been spewing for months.  About the worst I can remember of fatalvenom is the one night early on when he was trashed & let his cat become a short lived internet meme.  The ratio of your crap to his is pretty one sided.  Boston vs. Pittsburgh total goals would be a good example with you being Pittsburgh.
2013-06-22 03:36:37 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.


Um, no...you've shoat your hate in these threads since they started.

Just because you hate the Blackhawks, doesn't mean you need to ruin the Bruins chances by rooting for them.

If you want the Blackhawks to lose, stay your ass down and STFU.

Silence is farking golden dick-breath.
2013-06-22 02:59:35 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...

Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.


Yea the Ceeb was just saying it'll be mid next week before power is back downtown.  Here's hoping your payroll is done out in the 'burbs.

The Stampede grounds look like they might still be pretty soggy in a couple of weeks for the Stampede too.
They are going to have a lot of work to do in the Saddledome to get it up to speed for the fall... Even the dressing rooms are flooded. Jumbotron/center ice clock was on the floor, and is under water.  I hope the ice plant is going to be okay. or they might need to find somewhere else to start the season.
2013-06-22 02:58:30 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...

Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.


Stay safe, and you may want to consider direct deposit!
2013-06-22 02:43:14 PM
1 votes:

sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...


Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.
2013-06-22 02:17:02 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

[fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 600x450]


that's a 'shop, but a fair representation of where the water is up to...
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
This one looks real, but it's hard to get context with the lights off and not much in the way of reference points.
2013-06-22 02:15:46 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

[fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 600x450]


Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!!!!
At the Scotiabank Saddledome!
It's the high flying!
Death defying!
Jet Ski Stunt Spectacular!!

We'll sell you the seat but you'll only need the edge....and a snorkle
2013-06-22 02:06:20 PM
1 votes:
Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
2013-06-22 01:16:49 PM
1 votes:

fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.


media.moronail.net
 
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